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(Toronto Star)   Man apologises on Craigslist to cyclist that he knocked down earlier. Thanks for reinforcing the Canadian stereotype, buddy   (thestar.com) divider line 88
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2012-10-02 02:42:29 PM
Should have put these 2 headlines together.
 
2012-10-02 05:02:19 PM
I'm not your buddy, guy!
 
2012-10-02 05:14:04 PM
I'm not your guy, friend!
 
2012-10-02 05:18:29 PM
"Dear Guy, I clotheslined as you went by on your bicycle. You don't know me, but I'm the guy who broke your collarbone. Now, I've asked myself over and over, why did I clothesline that guy? Perhaps I watched too much slapstick as a kid and expected you to get up after being violently assaulted. Imagine my confusion when you did not. Although not so confused that I'd actually hang around. In all fairness, it was pretty funny. I mean, the last thing you'd expect as you were riding merrily by on your bike is that someone you didn't know at all would stick out his arm and crush your throat. I mean, you really should've seen it, it was just like, wham! Bam!
[chuckles]
Dave: Anyway... in closing, as you lay there convalescing in your hospital bed, I'm forced to wonder, what were you doing riding your bike on the sidewalk anyway? Huh, ya asshole? SideWALK? Maybe sometimes we bring heartache upon ourselves. Signed, the guy that collapsed your trachea."
 
2012-10-02 05:20:44 PM
To: car door,
CC: Darwin

Better luck next time.
 
2012-10-02 05:20:54 PM
Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.
 
2012-10-02 05:21:41 PM
Why o why didn't they green the matching headline with this one? It isn't nearly as funny now...


(7359993) "Road-rage cabbie who hit cyclist jailed 2 years. Thanks for not reinforcing the Canadian stereotype buddy"
 
2012-10-02 05:21:54 PM
No, a true Canadian wouldn't have knocked the guy down and apologized. He would have counted coup and been proud of it.
 
2012-10-02 05:22:51 PM
I'm pretty sure it wasn't the guy that knocked her over, subs.
 
2012-10-02 05:23:08 PM
 
2012-10-02 05:26:55 PM

filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.


roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.
 
2012-10-02 05:28:55 PM
Bottom line: she's cute and/or hot, he's horny and wants to get in her cycling shorts, and he didn't get her name or number due to circumstances. Good on ya, ya hoser.

/cyclist here - getting doored is indeed a shiatty thing to have happen to you.
 
2012-10-02 05:29:31 PM
Did he give a eulogy to his paint job?
 
2012-10-02 05:30:48 PM

KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.


Except it is not, (nor are roads only paid for by users of said motor vehicles.) So there's a slight problem with your point. (I drive AND bike, btw.)
 
2012-10-02 05:32:06 PM

KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.


0/10. Way too obvious.
 
2012-10-02 05:33:56 PM

KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.


Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.
 
2012-10-02 05:35:57 PM

KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.


No - roads are built to facilitate transporting goods, critters and people from one point to another. The vehicles used on those roads to actually carry those goods, critters and people come in all shapes and sizes. As long as the operator of said vehicle has the legal privilege or right to operate the vehicle on the road, they are good to go. It is your burden as a user of the road to SHARE it with other users - no matter what the vehicle might be.
 
2012-10-02 05:38:16 PM
You've got to be a little bit crazy and/or dumb to fling a car door open on the left side without looking (in a city anyway).
 
2012-10-02 05:38:44 PM
As much as I hate cyclists when they ride on the street, I hate them 10x more when they ride on the sidewalk. Every time one blasts by me on a narrow sidewalk, I want to kick out his back tire and watch him bounce his stupid skull off the concrete. Then I would take a piece of his broken bike as a trophy. But I never do,

Sigh.
 
2012-10-02 05:39:27 PM

Snapper Carr: Dear guy I clotheslined as you went by on your bike


Came for this
 
2012-10-02 05:41:50 PM
Amateur! Everyone knows that Missed Connections is where you go to post a passive-aggressive note berating that woman you met on Casual Encounters for giving you chlamydia.
 
2012-10-02 05:46:46 PM
Blammo!!!

www.crunchbase.com
 
2012-10-02 05:53:46 PM
I should do this for the cyclists I honk at and yelled at
 
2012-10-02 05:55:51 PM

Eric The Pilot: "Dear Guy, I clotheslined as you went by on your bicycle. You don't know me, but I'm the guy who broke your collarbone. Now, I've asked myself over and over, why did I clothesline that guy? Perhaps I watched too much slapstick as a kid and expected you to get up after being violently assaulted. Imagine my confusion when you did not. Although not so confused that I'd actually hang around. In all fairness, it was pretty funny. I mean, the last thing you'd expect as you were riding merrily by on your bike is that someone you didn't know at all would stick out his arm and crush your throat. I mean, you really should've seen it, it was just like, wham! Bam!
[chuckles]
Dave: Anyway... in closing, as you lay there convalescing in your hospital bed, I'm forced to wonder, what were you doing riding your bike on the sidewalk anyway? Huh, ya asshole? SideWALK? Maybe sometimes we bring heartache upon ourselves. Signed, the guy that collapsed your trachea."


Well, since you took that:

Scott [Voice-Over]: And now Bruce McCulloch with an open letter to the guy that stole his bike wheel.

[Bruce enters, bike lowered from above. Lots of "Ah"s from the audience]

Bruce: Well, why did you do it? Are you some sort of jerk or something? It's *my* front wheel! What did you think, that I'd -- drive home and not notice it was stolen? What are you then? Some sort of *prick*? Some sort of idiot? Some sort of thief? What would you do with just my front wheel anyway? What good would just one wheel be? You human loser! Well, why didn't you buy your own wheel if you wanted one so badly. That's what I did.

[Music starts as Bruce turns away and stops when he turns back.]

Well, don't you think I need that wheel? Well, well, what were you thinking? JERK!

Scott [Voice-Over]:That was Bruce McCulloch with an open letter to the guy that stole his bike wheel.
 
2012-10-02 05:56:44 PM
Scott [Voice-Over]: And now Bruce McCulloch with an open letter to the people who watched the guy steal his bike wheel.

[Bruce enters, bike lowered from above]

Bruce: Well, you knew it wasn't his wheel! What did you think? He was coming back for the rest of his bike later? Well, why didn't you do something? Why didn't you say something? You human piece of apathy! Why didn't you say, "Hey! That's not your wheel! That could be Bruce McCulloch's wheel! We love him! And he loved that wheel!" Just eatin' brunch. Well, didn't you think I needed it? I did! Well, look at that! Feast on that act of violence! Good work, Einstein! Pus!

Scott [Voice-Over]: That was Bruce McCulloch with an open letter to the people who watched while the guy stole his bike wheel.
 
2012-10-02 06:04:11 PM

Snow-Dog: KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.

Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.


Oh great, another incompetent cyclist who thinks the rules don't apply to them.

/I'm talking to you assholes who ride double on a road and block traffic.
 
2012-10-02 06:06:56 PM

Snow-Dog: KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.

Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.


o great, another incompetent & entitled cyclist who can't use common sense. just what my commute needs
 
2012-10-02 06:22:06 PM
You know, I've never met a really nice Canadian, and the only people who ever seem to talk about how nice Canadians are are Canadians... Conspiracy?
 
2012-10-02 06:23:41 PM

KrispyKritter: roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.


2/10

/only because you'll get some agreement bites
 
2012-10-02 06:37:50 PM

inner ted: Snow-Dog: KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.

Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.

o great, another incompetent & entitled cyclist who can't use common sense. just what my commute needs


You know what, I am entitled. Legally entitled to use the road. And unless you're one of those rare drivers who actually stop at stop signs and signal their turns, I'm a more considerate road user than you are. Please, just stop driving before you kill someone.
 
2012-10-02 06:43:02 PM

Snow-Dog: inner ted: Snow-Dog: KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.

Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.

o great, another incompetent & entitled cyclist who can't use common sense. just what my commute needs

You know what, I am entitled. Legally entitled to use the road. And unless you're one of those rare drivers who actually stop at stop signs and signal their turns, I'm a more considerate road user than you are. Please, just stop driving before you kill someone.


This is all true but you are in a lot more danger and should keep that in mind. Pissing drivers off will get you seriously injured.
 
2012-10-02 06:48:18 PM

Likwit: You know, I've never met a really nice Canadian, and the only people who ever seem to talk about how nice Canadians are are Canadians... Conspiracy?


We aren't nice, we're polite. It's different.
 
2012-10-02 06:49:14 PM

CynicalLA: Snow-Dog: inner ted: Snow-Dog: KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.

Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.

o great, another incompetent & entitled cyclist who can't use common sense. just what my commute needs

You know what, I am entitled. Legally entitled to use the road. And unless you're one of those rare drivers who actually stop at stop signs and signal their turns, I'm a more considerate road user than you are. Please, just stop driving before you kill someone.

This is all true but you are in a lot more danger and should keep that in mind. Pissing drivers off will get you seriously injured.


If a driver gets pissed off because I'm safely and legally using the road, then that's their problem. I refuse to let the incompetence of others define what I do.

If they want to try to take it out on me? Then that's what criminal and civil courts are for.
 
2012-10-02 06:52:44 PM

Snow-Dog: CynicalLA: Snow-Dog: inner ted: Snow-Dog: KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.

Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.

o great, another incompetent & entitled cyclist who can't use common sense. just what my commute needs

You know what, I am entitled. Legally entitled to use the road. And unless you're one of those rare drivers who actually stop at stop signs and signal their turns, I'm a more considerate road user than you are. Please, just stop driving before you kill someone.

This is all true but you are in a lot more danger and should keep that in mind. Pissing drivers off will get you seriously injured.

If a driver gets pissed off because I'm safely and legally using the road, then that's their problem. I refuse to let the incompetence of others define what I do.

If they want to try to take it out on me? Then that's what criminal and civil courts are for.


Please don't feed the trolls.
 
2012-10-02 06:56:07 PM
Man I didn't even think of this as I usually exit a cab on the sidewalk side.

Giving a biker a door-prize sounds like a new fun game when I travel to the city.

/Bikers around here typically ride on dangerous hilly roads with blind curves that have a BIKE TRAIL 30 yards away.
//Nearly plowed into the back of a guy coming over a blind hill, thanks for increasing tire and brake wear asshole
 
2012-10-02 06:57:08 PM
Q: What does a Canadian say if you step on his foot?
A: Sorry.
 
2012-10-02 07:03:25 PM
Sounds like the dude saw her leave and thought to himself, 'check out THAT ass'
and it was too late to say something, so he grasped at a couple straws on craigslist.
 
2012-10-02 07:04:44 PM
I can understand opening the passenger side without looking, but who opens the door on the drivers side without looking?
 
2012-10-02 07:15:17 PM

Snow-Dog: CynicalLA: Snow-Dog: inner ted: Snow-Dog: KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.

Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.

o great, another incompetent & entitled cyclist who can't use common sense. just what my commute needs

You know what, I am entitled. Legally entitled to use the road. And unless you're one of those rare drivers who actually stop at stop signs and signal their turns, I'm a more considerate road user than you are. Please, just stop driving before you kill someone.

This is all true but you are in a lot more danger and should keep that in mind. Pissing drivers off will get you seriously injured.

If a driver gets pissed off because I'm safely and legally using the road, then that's their problem. I refuse to let the incompetence of others define what I do.

If they want to try to take it out on me? Then that's what criminal and civil courts are for.



Funny, you didn't respond to my riding double post. It's illegal in my neck of the woods but most, if not all, cyclist ignore it.

I would farking love to see the cops actual enforce that one.
 
2012-10-02 07:17:44 PM
I live up the street near Dovercourt and Bloor so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

The area is creeping with hipsters and the tattoo/piercing crowd, loads of cyclists.
 
2012-10-02 07:19:58 PM

SearchN: Snow-Dog: CynicalLA: Snow-Dog: inner ted: Snow-Dog: KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.

Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.

o great, another incompetent & entitled cyclist who can't use common sense. just what my commute needs

You know what, I am entitled. Legally entitled to use the road. And unless you're one of those rare drivers who actually stop at stop signs and signal their turns, I'm a more considerate road user than you are. Please, just stop driving before you kill someone.

This is all true but you are in a lot more danger and should keep that in mind. Pissing drivers off will get you seriously injured.

If a driver gets pissed off because I'm safely and legally using the road, then that's their problem. I refuse to let the incompetence of others define what I do.

If they want to try to take it out on me? Then that's what criminal and civil courts are for.


Funny, you didn't respond to my riding double post. It's illegal in my neck of the woods but most, if not all, cyclist ignore it.

I would farking love to see the cops actual enforce that one.


Ok, I'll respond. When it's not legal, I don't ride double, when it is legal and safe to do so, I do. In my neck of the woods, it's legal to do so.
 
2012-10-02 07:32:15 PM

Snow-Dog: SearchN: Snow-Dog: CynicalLA: Snow-Dog: inner ted: Snow-Dog: KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.

Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.

o great, another incompetent & entitled cyclist who can't use common sense. just what my commute needs

You know what, I am entitled. Legally entitled to use the road. And unless you're one of those rare drivers who actually stop at stop signs and signal their turns, I'm a more considerate road user than you are. Please, just stop driving before you kill someone.

This is all true but you are in a lot more danger and should keep that in mind. Pissing drivers off will get you seriously injured.

If a driver gets pissed off because I'm safely and legally using the road, then that's their problem. I refuse to let the incompetence of others define what I do.

If they want to try to take it out on me? Then that's what criminal and civil courts are for.


Funny, you didn't respond to my riding double post. It's illegal in my neck of the woods but most, if not all, cyclist ignore it.

I would farking love to see the cops actual enforce that one.

Ok, I'll respond. When it's not legal, I don't ride double, when it is legal and safe to do so, I do. In my neck of the woods, it's legal to do so.


Thank you for the answer. It's farking dangerous to be on a 2 lane highway and have riders going 2-4 abreast of each other.

Again, thanks. Not a d-bag but it seriously pisses me off when that happens.

/You can ask Uchiha_Cycliste all about me. God knows I chat with him enough.
 
2012-10-02 07:45:24 PM
www.wearysloth.com

S'alright, happens all the time!
 
2012-10-02 07:46:59 PM

filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.


If you are in a non bike lane city then fark off, go ride you bike on a trail.
 
2012-10-02 08:02:20 PM

SearchN: Snow-Dog: SearchN: Snow-Dog: CynicalLA: Snow-Dog: inner ted: Snow-Dog: KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.

Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.

o great, another incompetent & entitled cyclist who can't use common sense. just what my commute needs

You know what, I am entitled. Legally entitled to use the road. And unless you're one of those rare drivers who actually stop at stop signs and signal their turns, I'm a more considerate road user than you are. Please, just stop driving before you kill someone.

This is all true but you are in a lot more danger and should keep that in mind. Pissing drivers off will get you seriously injured.

If a driver gets pissed off because I'm safely and legally using the road, then that's their problem. I refuse to let the incompetence of others define what I do.

If they want to try to take it out on me? Then that's what criminal and civil courts are for.


Funny, you didn't respond to my riding double post. It's illegal in my neck of the woods but most, if not all, cyclist ignore it.

I would farking love to see the cops actual enforce that one.

Ok, I'll respond. When it's not legal, I don't ride double, when it is legal and safe to do so, I do. In my neck of the woods, it's legal to do so.

Thank you for the answer. It's farking dangerous to be on a 2 lane highway and have riders going 2-4 abreast of each other.

Again, thanks. Not a d-bag but it seriously pisses me off when that happens.

/You can ask Uchiha_Cycliste all about me. God knows I chat with him enough.


That's why I tend to only do it when it's safe, like when traffic is light, visibility is good, and there's another lane for faster traffic to go around me. I would never ride 2 abreast on a 2 lane highway with a lot of hills and turns.

/I also make sure I'm lit up like a christmas tree at night.
 
2012-10-02 08:17:24 PM

SearchN: Snow-Dog: CynicalLA: Snow-Dog: inner ted: Snow-Dog: KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.

Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.

o great, another incompetent & entitled cyclist who can't use common sense. just what my commute needs

You know what, I am entitled. Legally entitled to use the road. And unless you're one of those rare drivers who actually stop at stop signs and signal their turns, I'm a more considerate road user than you are. Please, just stop driving before you kill someone.

This is all true but you are in a lot more danger and should keep that in mind. Pissing drivers off will get you seriously injured.

If a driver gets pissed off because I'm safely and legally using the road, then that's their problem. I refuse to let the incompetence of others define what I do.

If they want to try to take it out on me? Then that's what criminal and civil courts are for.


Funny, you didn't respond to my riding double post. It's illegal in my neck of the woods but most, if not all, cyclist ignore it.

I would farking love to see the cops actual enforce that one.


They do enforce it around here but its guys riding in groups of 5 or more since they were the ones blocking traffic. One idiot douchebag yelled at the cops and got a free trip to jail, they even impounded his bike so he had to pay fees to get it released. Be a douchebag and block traffic that can go faster than 5mph uphill then you deserve to go to jail.
 
2012-10-02 08:21:46 PM

Lego_Addict: I live up the street near Dovercourt and Bloor so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

The area is creeping with hipsters and the tattoo/piercing crowd, loads of cyclists.


Is it worse than Kensington Market?
 
2012-10-02 08:27:42 PM

Snow-Dog: CynicalLA: Snow-Dog: inner ted: Snow-Dog: KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.

Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.

o great, another incompetent & entitled cyclist who can't use common sense. just what my commute needs

You know what, I am entitled. Legally entitled to use the road. And unless you're one of those rare drivers who actually stop at stop signs and signal their turns, I'm a more considerate road user than you are. Please, just stop driving before you kill someone.

This is all true but you are in a lot more danger and should keep that in mind. Pissing drivers off will get you seriously injured.

If a driver gets pissed off because I'm safely and legally using the road, then that's their problem. I refuse to let the incompetence of others define what I do.

If they want to try to take it out on me? Then that's what criminal and civil courts are for.


You forgot undertakers.
 
2012-10-02 08:32:29 PM
Why don't cabs have side mirrors on the rear doors again?
 
2012-10-02 09:05:30 PM

SmokeMonkey: Likwit: You know, I've never met a really nice Canadian, and the only people who ever seem to talk about how nice Canadians are are Canadians... Conspiracy?

We aren't nice, we're polite. It's different.


No the Canadians in their 20s aren't, the ones pissed me off the most while in Europe were Canadians and little Asian people who never grasped the concept of not blocking sidewalks or hallways. The Canadians were rude and crass on our train to Amsterdam that almost led to an altercation when they were making suggestive comments about my GF. Not to mention one of the train personnel had to tell them to watch their language after they moved to seats in an area with children.
 
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