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(Travel + Leisure)   Wanna lose weight? Just go on a vacation to Germany. I guess drinking nothing but beer will do that to ya   (travelandleisure.com) divider line 11
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2012-10-02 05:27:31 PM  
4 votes:
Must... resist urge to... post concentration camp photos...
2012-10-02 02:55:22 PM  
4 votes:
Go to Germany, lose weight!™

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2012-10-02 03:49:30 PM  
3 votes:
i was in germany last year for little over a week. i lost ~15lbs. mainly due to all of my sex partners demanding that i sh*t on their chests.
2012-10-02 10:13:42 PM  
2 votes:
How to Poop on an Observation Deck:

1. Lay two strips of TP on the deck.
2. Defecate.
3. Flush.
4. Profit!

We called this the "Turd Toboggan".
2012-10-02 07:33:00 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe it's the German diet. Maybe it's the beer. Maybe it's the Romanian gangs that sneak into your hotel, doze you off with anesthetic, and perform impromptu liposuction in a small scale to sell you fat to the soap companies.
2012-10-02 08:49:41 PM  
1 votes:

WordsnCollision: Who the fark wants to eat when you know THIS is waiting:

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Those toilets were awful. A long poop would almost always hit a cheek as it tumbled over like a giant sequoia and then it was like trying to move a brick with a garden hose to get it off the ledge.
2012-10-02 08:13:34 PM  
1 votes:
Onkel Buck
toilet paper made from recycled newsprint paper. John Wayne paper: Rough tough and dont take shiat off nobody

You mean commie paper:
turns all the assholes red and has a second ply only because Moscow requires a copy of every little shiat that happens.
2012-10-02 07:52:23 PM  
1 votes:

Onkel Buck: WordsnCollision: Who the fark wants to eat when you know THIS is waiting:

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Ahh yes the toilet with the "observation deck." don't forget the toilet paper made from recycled newsprint paper. John Wayne paper: Rough tough and dont take shiat off nobody


Ahh yes, the narrow, rough gray rolls of shiat paper. Thank god the barracks and the PX had normal paper. I still remember having to shiat at one house I went to and being worried that the water wouldn't get the shiat off the observation shelf.

KrispyKritter: I'll not go to a country where one may be arrested for sharing their opinions with others. Spoiled american treasures freedom of speech.


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Ken VeryBigLiar: Yeah subby, when your beer isn't preservative-laden swill it can be decent for you in moderation.

/Of course moderation here in Wisconsin is the DD drinks a 12-pack before stopping for the night.


As a Wisconsinite, I resemble that remark!

UseUrHeadFred: Specifically, lots of Schoefferhofer Hefeweizen, Binding Prima Pils, and Eichbaum Export.



Dude, the Shoefferhofer was shiat. Try some Weihenstephaner or Franziskaner for some good hefeweizen.

/spent close to 7 years in Germany. Would love to go back someday.
//really miss the Turkish food places, Doner Kebabs were farking awesome after drinking all night.
2012-10-02 07:30:45 PM  
1 votes:

WordsnCollision: Who the fark wants to eat when you know THIS is waiting:

[www.sebadoh.com image 192x256]


Ahh yes the toilet with the "observation deck." don't forget the toilet paper made from recycled newsprint paper. John Wayne paper: Rough tough and dont take shiat off nobody
2012-10-02 06:52:57 PM  
1 votes:

ultraholland: this thread has potential

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So you don't actually lose the weight, it just shifts to the upper front of your torso? No thanks!
2012-10-02 06:06:39 PM  
1 votes:
Drew, can you confirm this?
 
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