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(The Daily Beast)   Oh you think its so easy being a CIA analyst. Well, you try to analyzing data from all over in different...wait, Al Qaeda has a Facebook page?   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 10
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2012-10-02 05:07:10 PM  
3 votes:
Al Queada is in a relationship with Mr. #2.

BOOM HEADSHOT.

Al Queada updated their relationship status to "it's complicated"
2012-10-02 04:48:13 PM  
3 votes:
"Bomb Threat Evacuates Washington DC Metro - Mohammed and 7 others LIKE this"
2012-10-02 04:58:19 PM  
2 votes:

Silverstaff: For a short while, they tried a magazine called Inspire, including features such as instructions in bombmaking and how to convert a pickup truck into a bladed death machine meant to drive through crowds and mow them down. The Al Qaeda magazine kind of flopped. Not the least of which was that it probably had more readers in the law enforcement, military, and intelligence communities than among its target audience.


I heard Oprah had the same problem.
2012-10-02 10:45:30 PM  
1 votes:
i278.photobucket.com
2012-10-02 07:20:56 PM  
1 votes:

Arkanaut: Silverstaff: For a short while, they tried a magazine called Inspire, including features such as instructions in bombmaking and how to convert a pickup truck into a bladed death machine meant to drive through crowds and mow them down.

Huh. I actually kinda want to see that, like in a horror movie or something.

Okay, movie pitch -- US soldier and al Qaeda bombmaker have to survive in Afghanistan -- in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Hijinks ensue!

/Hi CIA -- just a joke, okay? We cool?


Check out "Osombie" on IMDB, looks like a really fantastic movie. No doubt plot and acting are top notch.
2012-10-02 05:34:03 PM  
1 votes:

namegoeshere: And a great shudder was felt throughout the universe as millions of pre-teen girls worldwide roll their eyes and whine in concert: "SEE?? Even AL QAEDA gets to have a Facebook page!!"

/Not AlQaeda's Mom
//If I was...


Listen here young lady, if Al Qaeda jumped off a bridge I suppose you would too, missy? hmm?
2012-10-02 05:14:03 PM  
1 votes:

Silverstaff: For a short while, they tried a magazine called Inspire, including features such as instructions in bombmaking and how to convert a pickup truck into a bladed death machine meant to drive through crowds and mow them down.


Huh. I actually kinda want to see that, like in a horror movie or something.

Okay, movie pitch -- US soldier and al Qaeda bombmaker have to survive in Afghanistan -- in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Hijinks ensue!

/Hi CIA -- just a joke, okay? We cool?
2012-10-02 05:07:23 PM  
1 votes:
I just opened an alt FB account as "Martyr" and wow, I am tagged in 2,344 pics already.
2012-10-02 05:03:40 PM  
1 votes:
When is FB going to initiate that "UNLIKE" button?
2012-10-02 04:53:43 PM  
1 votes:
They must've been too busy drawing the wrong conclusions about Admiral Halsey.
 
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