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2012-10-02 04:12:50 PM
5 votes:
I can't wait for Romney to shoot himself in the foot after he's put it in his mouth.
2012-10-02 03:37:42 PM
5 votes:

One more time.


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2012-10-02 12:52:46 PM
4 votes:
"At this point, it's unclear to me that a "real" Romney exists."

You won't know until you open the box that contains the Quantum Romney.
2012-10-02 04:39:25 PM
3 votes:
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2012-10-02 04:25:33 PM
2 votes:

Raoul Eaton: So how are they going to set up the debate? Start with Romney vs. Romney, then the winner debates Obama?


No, of the 128 Division 1 Romneys, the two best will be selected by a computer algorithm that weights each Romney's performance in each debate and those they have debated to participate in a National Debate Championship. The Romney that wins that debate will be crowned National Debate Champion.
2012-10-02 04:25:30 PM
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The Chairman of the Pennsylvania Republican Party says that "(Romney) can be anything you want him to be." Clicky That's an outstanding selling point for a high-dollar prostitute, but, I repeat myself.


When you get your selling points from old internet jokes, you need to re-evaluate your life...


lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us
2012-10-02 04:19:20 PM
2 votes:
So how are they going to set up the debate? Start with Romney vs. Romney, then the winner debates Obama?
2012-10-02 04:17:13 PM
2 votes:

coeyagi: ManRay: Put Gary Johnson up there for some real contrast.

Sigh. You mean that whining f*ck who thinks there's a monopoly of the political parties? Unhindered free market, Gary, isn't that what you want you dumb f*ck?


Gary demands payment in gold for all speaking events.
2012-10-02 03:06:42 PM
2 votes:
The Chairman of the Pennsylvania Republican Party says that "(Romney) can be anything you want him to be." Clicky That's an outstanding selling point for a high-dollar prostitute, but, I repeat myself.
2012-10-02 02:57:05 PM
2 votes:
So, Gary Johnson was invited?
2012-10-02 02:23:24 PM
2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: "At this point, it's unclear to me that a "real" Romney exists."

You won't know until you open the box that contains the Quantum Romney.


But like things in a quantum state, the mere act of observing it on Election Day will cause it to spectacularly collapse.
2012-10-02 10:12:39 PM
1 votes:
Looking in a mirror

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2012-10-02 10:09:28 PM
1 votes:
For awhile now I have been referring to Obama as that m-word in the white house, m-word meaning marxist. After watching the tapes of him from 2007, I think I may be one letter off and now am going to refer to him as that L-word I white house. L for Lier.

I am so tired of obummer, I would be willing to bring back Jimmy Carter, although we would get more leadership out of Ronald Reagan cold in the ground than we will ever get out of obummer.
2012-10-02 09:07:43 PM
1 votes:
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2012-10-02 07:38:18 PM
1 votes:

jso2897: Brick-House: OBAMA DECLARES HOW POOR PEOPLE: 'Need help with basic skills, how to shop, how to show up for work on time, how to wear the right clothes, how to act appropriately in an office'...

Instead of pissing on the weak and powerless below you, why don't you grow a pair, and go after those above you who are screwing you? Seriously - at least try to be a man.


I'm not picking on anyone but you brain dead libtards, but I have to admit, you all do make it easy. Here's another tid-bit of what's coming.

DAILY CALLER: 'For nearly 40 minutes, using an accent he never adopts in public, Obama describes a racist, zero-sum society, in which the white majority profits by exploiting black America'... Developing tonight...

But of course he's prez of all Americans. BS of course, but sounds good.
2012-10-02 06:32:46 PM
1 votes:
Like I've said before, the best campaign strategy for Obama at this time is to simply stay quiet, step back, and hand Romney the shovel. It'll be interesting to watch Obama take Romney apart, because he's pandered so many times, in so many ways, to so many different groups of people that it's really impossible to tell what Romney's actual stance is on anything. Every time Romney opens his mouth to claim an opinion or belief, Obama just has to read a Romney quote from, say, two weeks ago, in which he firmly espoused his support for a diametrically opposed opinion or belief. Once the quote's read aloud, Obama then just has to say, "which is it?"

Repeat that for pretty much every question they're going to be asked, and you can stick a fork in Romney and call his political career done. He's simply lied to too many people to be credible or even believeable.
2012-10-02 05:04:19 PM
1 votes:
LETS - GO - BAMA (dun dun dundundun) LETS - GO - BAMA (dun dun dundundun)

This is going to be like watching an Ewok fight the Rancor.
2012-10-02 04:30:01 PM
1 votes:

ddam: Obama is not perfect and in a perfect situation I wouldn't vote for him. We are far from a perfect situation and Romney is a lot farther away from my view point than Obama.


Bears
Bears
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For every reason I can think of not to vote for Obama, I can think of three to not vote for Romney.
2012-10-02 04:21:43 PM
1 votes:

star_topology: Posted in the wrong thread earlier...

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/Vote for Pizza, Hamburgers, Doughnuts, and Jock Straps in 2012


It's on the side of a semi so you know it's legit.
2012-10-02 04:10:40 PM
1 votes:

ManRay: Put Gary Johnson up there for some real contrast.


You'll have all the Serious People clutching their pearls and calling for smelling salts if you did that.
2012-10-02 04:08:07 PM
1 votes:
Whenever Romney speaks, the audience reaction meter is going to look the EKG of a patient on Speed laced with Coke.
2012-10-02 04:00:20 PM
1 votes:
Mitt says whatever the immediate audience wants to hear. Problem is now, he has to face the entire country.

/I'm bringing popcorn.
2012-10-02 01:06:16 PM
1 votes:
Zing!
2012-10-02 12:58:00 PM
1 votes:
I'd like to nominate this as Fark's 2012 Zinger of the Year.
 
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