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2012-10-02 12:52:46 PM
"At this point, it's unclear to me that a "real" Romney exists."

You won't know until you open the box that contains the Quantum Romney.
 
2012-10-02 12:58:00 PM
I'd like to nominate this as Fark's 2012 Zinger of the Year.
 
2012-10-02 01:06:16 PM
Zing!
 
2012-10-02 01:07:18 PM
That certainly clears things up.
 
2012-10-02 01:41:35 PM
Wow. Ouch. Reheated, even.

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2012-10-02 02:16:55 PM
Oh Snap!
 
2012-10-02 02:18:56 PM
Not much to say other than +1 for the headline. It may be low hanging fruit, but it's still funny.
 
2012-10-02 02:23:24 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: "At this point, it's unclear to me that a "real" Romney exists."

You won't know until you open the box that contains the Quantum Romney.


But like things in a quantum state, the mere act of observing it on Election Day will cause it to spectacularly collapse.
 
2012-10-02 02:51:36 PM
See now, that's a zinger. What Romney's planning on doing tomorrow night, not so much. Like Jon Stewart said the other night, if you've been rehearsing it for months, it's not really a zinger.
 
2012-10-02 02:57:05 PM
So, Gary Johnson was invited?
 
2012-10-02 02:59:51 PM

nekom: Not much to say other than +1 for the headline. It may be low hanging fruit, but it's still funny.


Came here to say this.
 
2012-10-02 03:00:24 PM
So a liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar.

Bartender says "Hey Mitt! What can I get for you?"
 
2012-10-02 03:02:06 PM
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2012-10-02 03:06:42 PM
The Chairman of the Pennsylvania Republican Party says that "(Romney) can be anything you want him to be." Clicky That's an outstanding selling point for a high-dollar prostitute, but, I repeat myself.
 
2012-10-02 03:24:32 PM
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2012-10-02 03:37:42 PM

One more time.


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2012-10-02 04:00:20 PM
Mitt says whatever the immediate audience wants to hear. Problem is now, he has to face the entire country.

/I'm bringing popcorn.
 
2012-10-02 04:08:07 PM
Whenever Romney speaks, the audience reaction meter is going to look the EKG of a patient on Speed laced with Coke.
 
2012-10-02 04:09:19 PM
Put Gary Johnson up there for some real contrast.
 
2012-10-02 04:10:40 PM

ManRay: Put Gary Johnson up there for some real contrast.


You'll have all the Serious People clutching their pearls and calling for smelling salts if you did that.
 
2012-10-02 04:11:32 PM

JerseyTim: Zing!


drink!
 
2012-10-02 04:11:58 PM

impaler: One more time.


2012 Presidential Debates:


That's freaking hilarious. Bravo
 
2012-10-02 04:12:50 PM
I can't wait for Romney to shoot himself in the foot after he's put it in his mouth.
 
2012-10-02 04:13:26 PM
Of course, Romney promptly denied that the smug and callous man in that grainy video - the one who lamented he would "never convince" nearly half of his fellow Americans to "take personal responsibility and care for their lives" - was the real Romney.

At this point, it's unclear to me that a "real" Romney exists.


This.
 
2012-10-02 04:13:48 PM
Nice one, subby.
 
2012-10-02 04:16:06 PM
Posted in the wrong thread earlier...

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2012-10-02 04:16:15 PM

ManRay: Put Gary Johnson up there for some real contrast.


Sigh. You mean that whining f*ck who thinks there's a monopoly of the political parties? Unhindered free market, Gary, isn't that what you want you dumb f*ck?
 
2012-10-02 04:17:13 PM

coeyagi: ManRay: Put Gary Johnson up there for some real contrast.

Sigh. You mean that whining f*ck who thinks there's a monopoly of the political parties? Unhindered free market, Gary, isn't that what you want you dumb f*ck?


Gary demands payment in gold for all speaking events.
 
2012-10-02 04:19:20 PM
So how are they going to set up the debate? Start with Romney vs. Romney, then the winner debates Obama?
 
2012-10-02 04:21:43 PM

star_topology: Posted in the wrong thread earlier...

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/Vote for Pizza, Hamburgers, Doughnuts, and Jock Straps in 2012


It's on the side of a semi so you know it's legit.
 
2012-10-02 04:22:07 PM
What about the Obama that was against the Patriot Act, against spying, for closing Guantanamo, for ending our influence overseas, for reducing the national debt? Will he be there, too?
 
2012-10-02 04:25:30 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The Chairman of the Pennsylvania Republican Party says that "(Romney) can be anything you want him to be." Clicky That's an outstanding selling point for a high-dollar prostitute, but, I repeat myself.


When you get your selling points from old internet jokes, you need to re-evaluate your life...


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2012-10-02 04:25:33 PM

Raoul Eaton: So how are they going to set up the debate? Start with Romney vs. Romney, then the winner debates Obama?


No, of the 128 Division 1 Romneys, the two best will be selected by a computer algorithm that weights each Romney's performance in each debate and those they have debated to participate in a National Debate Championship. The Romney that wins that debate will be crowned National Debate Champion.
 
2012-10-02 04:26:24 PM

tgregory: What about the Obama that was against the Patriot Act, against spying, for closing Guantanamo, for ending our influence overseas, for reducing the national debt? Will he be there, too?


He signed order to close Guantanamo, Congress failed to pass bill to fund and move the incarcerated "terrorists" from there.

Senate voted 90-1 to overruled Obama on Israel position.

National debt should not reduced only by cuts... tax increases must be made and Obama proposed just that but again Congress failed to agree on that.

Patriot ACT will not be removed by any president... it will take a Congress willing to do that and the alphabet organizations love the powers in it way too much to let that happen.

Obama is not perfect and in a perfect situation I wouldn't vote for him. We are far from a perfect situation and Romney is a lot farther away from my view point than Obama.
 
2012-10-02 04:26:47 PM

tgregory: What about the Obama that was against the Patriot Act, against spying, for closing Guantanamo, for ending our influence overseas, for reducing the national debt? Will he be there, too?


Obama was against spying??!?!?!??! Huh?!?
 
2012-10-02 04:27:22 PM

Raoul Eaton: So how are they going to set up the debate? Start with Romney vs. Romney, then the winner debates Obama?


Well, Romney is a Wild Card.

/You never know what he's going to say.
 
2012-10-02 04:28:13 PM

tgregory: What about the Obama that was against the Patriot Act, against spying, for closing Guantanamo, for ending our influence overseas, for reducing the national debt? Will he be there, too?


I don't think so. That Obama only exists in your mind, sorry.
 
2012-10-02 04:28:15 PM

sprawl15: coeyagi: ManRay: Put Gary Johnson up there for some real contrast.

Sigh. You mean that whining f*ck who thinks there's a monopoly of the political parties? Unhindered free market, Gary, isn't that what you want you dumb f*ck?

Gary demands payment in gold for all speaking events.


Dunno why, but that one got me right in the funny bone.
 
2012-10-02 04:28:15 PM

theorellior: ManRay: Put Gary Johnson up there for some real contrast.

You'll have all the Serious People clutching their pearls and calling for smelling salts if you did that.


All the while Obama will just put on a pair of shades, lie down on a beach chair next to his podium, pour himself a nice smooth shot of whiskey, and enjoy the show.
 
2012-10-02 04:28:17 PM
I'd like to see Obama at the debate take the right's claim from Pelosi about passing the healthcare to see what's in it and say to Romney: 'Looks like we have to elect you first to see what's actually in you.'
 
2012-10-02 04:28:51 PM

ddam: tgregory: What about the Obama that was against the Patriot Act, against spying, for closing Guantanamo, for ending our influence overseas, for reducing the national debt? Will he be there, too?

He signed order to close Guantanamo, Congress failed to pass bill to fund and move the incarcerated "terrorists" from there.

Senate voted 90-1 to overruled Obama on Israel position.

National debt should not reduced only by cuts... tax increases must be made and Obama proposed just that but again Congress failed to agree on that.

Patriot ACT will not be removed by any president... it will take a Congress willing to do that and the alphabet organizations love the powers in it way too much to let that happen.

Obama is not perfect and in a perfect situation I wouldn't vote for him. We are far from a perfect situation and Romney is a lot farther away from my view point than Obama.


Obama is the only moderate Republican president this country is going to see for a while.
 
2012-10-02 04:28:55 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: "At this point, it's unclear to me that a "real" Romney exists."

You won't know until you open the box that contains the Quantum Romney.


Oh he does exist. And he is not a decent human being.

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2012-10-02 04:30:01 PM

ddam: Obama is not perfect and in a perfect situation I wouldn't vote for him. We are far from a perfect situation and Romney is a lot farther away from my view point than Obama.


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For every reason I can think of not to vote for Obama, I can think of three to not vote for Romney.
 
2012-10-02 04:32:03 PM

sprawl15: coeyagi: ManRay: Put Gary Johnson up there for some real contrast.

Sigh. You mean that whining f*ck who thinks there's a monopoly of the political parties? Unhindered free market, Gary, isn't that what you want you dumb f*ck?

Gary demands payment in gold for all speaking events.


Or pot. I think he would accept MJ as payment. He's like the definition of a stereotypical Libertarian-a pothead who hates taxes.

/yeah, yeah, he took it for pain due to a handgliding accident, whatever
 
2012-10-02 04:32:54 PM

Corvus: tgregory: What about the Obama that was against the Patriot Act, against spying, for closing Guantanamo, for ending our influence overseas, for reducing the national debt? Will he be there, too?

Obama was against spying??!?!?!??! Huh?!?


That was one of the things that bothered me back in '08--his support for immunity for the spying telecoms. I still voted for him, I surely didn't want Swamp Thing and Mama Grizzly.
 
2012-10-02 04:32:59 PM
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2012-10-02 04:33:37 PM

tgregory: What about the Obama that was against the Patriot Act, against spying, for closing Guantanamo, for ending our influence overseas, for reducing the national debt? Will he be there, too?


I bet your pining for the days of Bush.
 
2012-10-02 04:36:03 PM
Sh*tt Rmoney is a flipper flopper. typical psychopath who'll say/do anything to get what he wants.
 
2012-10-02 04:36:31 PM

KingPsyz: Mr. Coffee Nerves: The Chairman of the Pennsylvania Republican Party says that "(Romney) can be anything you want him to be." Clicky That's an outstanding selling point for a high-dollar prostitute, but, I repeat myself.

When you get your selling points from old internet jokes, you need to re-evaluate your life...


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See, if I wasn't so lazy, I'd post Winston from Ghostbusters.
 
2012-10-02 04:37:25 PM
Mittens says whatever his Owners tell him to say.
 
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