KingoftheCheese: [HERO] The natives look cold. Good thing we brought plenty of blankets.
Skywolf Philosopher: Amusing: Fark: a group of women talk out against men TotalFark: they claim that the indians deserve to own land and be treated as equals. Let's pack em to Salem, gents.
Skywolf Philosopher: An_atypical_settler:
Science_Guy_3.14159: North America seeing an increasing rate of Hispanic Immigration, locals worried.
Pocket Ninja: Clobmus. Caught sayof fleet that has stoped saelling " See, told ya so" Is It China or not. Queen Says yes. England Looking for boats -OR- "hello, I am here Spanish and wait wat is this tobco"
Pangit: New AIDS-FREE continent discovered! Explorers encouraged to cum infest it ASAP.
Odd Bird: Not News: Dumb fark thinks the world is round.News: Doesn't fall off the edge.Fark: Finds land filled natives.Total Fark: With boobies that don't sag!Ultra Fark: Naked Natives!
jshine: Pangit: New AIDS-FREE continent discovered! Explorers encouraged to cum infest it ASAP.All continents were AIDS-free in the 1400's; AIDS didn't exist until the 20th century.
ConConHead: Seamen spill out of Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria, your mom...
Pangit: KingoftheCheese: [HERO] The natives look cold. Good thing we brought plenty of blankets.Hundreds of years later
smartaleq: Wrong era, but I've always wanted to use this one:[Newsflash] Gold found in California territory. EVERYBODY PAN IT
Ponzholio: White Sox Pox defeat Indians again.
Skywolf Philosopher: Amazing land never before cultivated by humans found. FARK: Weird, disgusting, primitive humans infest it in some places. At least our leaders say that they aren't really humans, so it's open season.
Galloping Galoshes: White invaders land, spread new diseases. EVERYBODY PANI
Gasconne: Explorer mistakes tepee Indians for bindi. HCrilarity ensues.
Ponzholio: White Sox defeat Indians again.
Pair-o-Dice: "The earth, shesa flat!""The earth, shesa round!!!"
serial_crusher: Ugly-ass baby civilization?
GungFu: In 1942, Columbus sails the ocean blue...a) Gets lostb) Farks some nativesc) Profit!
HighOnCraic: Fark Party on Roanoke Island. What could possibly go wrong?
Tony_Pepperoni: GungFu: In 1942, Columbus sails the ocean blue...a) Gets lostb) Farks some nativesc) Profit!1942?
poe_zlaw: People who look like Indians found in new land. They aren't Indians, but we'll call them Indians for hundreds of years anyways.
Bonkthat_Again: Captain . Caught sayof rock that has stoped Horsriding " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. Kemosabe Says yes. King Looking for spice -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
Pangit: Idiot Italian discovers India...again!
cards fan by association: [FAIL] Columbus discovers India, credits Apple Maps
SoupJohnB: Pangit: Idiot Italian discovers India...again!Furthermore, Amerigo Vespucci mapped it, then Lucky Luciano organized cocaine distribution. Coca from Columbia, the nation in South America that was named after...um, Hey! pizza suddenly sounds like great chow for tonight!/abandons thread to make a Little Caesar's run//closest place
mutterfark: [Obvious] Fear and surprise greet the Spanish expedition
Leopold Stotch: mutterfark: [Obvious] Fear and surprise greet the Spanish expeditionWell I wasn't expecting some sort of Spanish expedition.
Julieahni: Oh, the huge manatees. Columbus fights sea creatures to get to Americas
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: European ones
cgraves67: Italian cruise ship captain runs into coastline, jumps off ship, makes amazing claims. Not a repeat from 500 years in the future.
Ponzholio: A SECOND SHIP HAS JUST HIT THE SOUTH PORT!
SFSailor: [ Florida ] Raving, probably drunk, lunatic crashes boat on our shore; gibberish and hand waving seem to indicate he thinks that makes it "his." No "Bahamas" tag so Florida stands in/ nobody said they had to be -European- headlines
HighOnCraic: Italian immigrant shows up without papers.
Kangaroo_Ralph: poe_zlaw: People who look like Indians found in new land. They aren't Indians, but we'll call them Indians for hundreds of years anyways.Louie C. K. actually did a bit on this.
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