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(Fark)   Write some headlines that would have been posted when Columbus found the Americas. You know. If Fark had been around back then   (fark.com) divider line 212
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2012-10-02 12:51:09 PM
"I thought we were going to China, WTF is this sh*t?"
 
2012-10-02 12:51:12 PM
New AIDS-FREE continent discovered! Explorers encouraged to cum infest it ASAP.
 
2012-10-02 12:51:46 PM
White Sox defeat Indians again.
 
2012-10-02 12:52:21 PM
Sick of smoking Opium? Check out TOBACCO!
 
2012-10-02 12:53:02 PM
[HERO] The natives look cold. Good thing we brought plenty of blankets.
 
2012-10-02 12:53:30 PM
Scientist discover 100's of uses for new flora and fauna found. Still no cure for scurvy.
 
2012-10-02 12:53:37 PM
Islamic World: "fark Spain, just take it."
 
2012-10-02 12:54:09 PM

KingoftheCheese: [HERO] The natives look cold. Good thing we brought plenty of blankets.


Hundreds of years later
 
2012-10-02 12:55:35 PM
Idiot Italian discovers India...again!
 
2012-10-02 12:56:15 PM
Columbus regresa después de que lo echaron
 
2012-10-02 12:57:23 PM
A SECOND SHIP HAS JUST HIT THE SOUTH PORT!
 
2012-10-02 12:57:26 PM
North America seeing an increasing rate of Hispanic Immigration, locals worried.
 
2012-10-02 12:59:39 PM
Columbus finds Americas, production stops on world's largest milk carton.
 
2012-10-02 01:35:58 PM
Amazing land never before cultivated by humans found. FARK: Weird, disgusting, primitive humans infest it in some places. At least our leaders say that they aren't really humans, so it's open season.
 
2012-10-02 01:49:51 PM
Made new friends from across the seas :)
Have the sniffles though :(
 
2012-10-02 01:52:52 PM
Amusing: Fark: a group of women talk out against men TotalFark: they claim that the indians deserve to own land and be treated as equals. Let's pack em to Salem, gents.
 
2012-10-02 01:56:46 PM

Skywolf Philosopher: Amusing: Fark: a group of women talk out against men TotalFark: they claim that the indians deserve to own land and be treated as equals. Let's pack em to Salem, gents.


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An_atypical_settler

Hahaha, I say, imagine if some guy in the future thought this wasn't serious. Ah well, best of luck to them, maybe they can flee yonder before they are captured.
 
2012-10-02 01:58:12 PM

Skywolf Philosopher: An_atypical_settler:


Wat? That's rather like saying womenfolk would ever be on TF, don't you think?
 
2012-10-02 02:19:38 PM
Columbus finds vast, new lands. Contains arable land, massive lakes, and somethings called "Kardashians."
 
2012-10-02 02:36:23 PM
Italians can't get anything right; miss India by 3,000 leagues.
 
2012-10-02 02:40:43 PM
[Followup] Early reports that Columbus discovered a new route to the East Indies may have been premature. Oops
 
2012-10-02 02:45:07 PM
Clobmus. Caught sayof fleet that has stoped saelling " See, told ya so" Is It China or not. Queen Says yes. England Looking for boats -OR- "hello, I am here Spanish and wait wat is this tobco"
 
2012-10-02 04:02:57 PM
White invaders land, spread new diseases. EVERYBODY PANI
 
2012-10-02 04:04:19 PM
Chris "Clueless" Columbus Finds India North America Caribbean Island!
 
2012-10-02 04:04:24 PM

Science_Guy_3.14159: North America seeing an increasing rate of Hispanic Immigration, locals worried.


A good effort.

Pocket Ninja: Clobmus. Caught sayof fleet that has stoped saelling " See, told ya so" Is It China or not. Queen Says yes. England Looking for boats -OR- "hello, I am here Spanish and wait wat is this tobco"


But we have our winner!
 
2012-10-02 04:04:42 PM
Your dog wants jerk steak.
 
2012-10-02 04:05:34 PM
Syphillis. penis.
 
2012-10-02 04:06:08 PM
Columbus 'discovers' 'new' land, giving all Italians reason to be overly proud. For centuries.
 
2012-10-02 04:07:43 PM
Italian cruise ship captain runs into coastline, jumps off ship, makes amazing claims. Not a repeat from 500 years in the future.
 
2012-10-02 04:07:49 PM
"The earth, shesa flat!"
"The earth, shesa round!!!"
 
2012-10-02 04:07:50 PM
[Spiffy] - Not News: Italian claims he'll find shortcut to new lands. News: By sailing WEST. Fark: Does.
 
2012-10-02 04:07:57 PM
Undocumented aliens show up on coast, want to be friends, ask where we hide all the gold. What could possibly go wrong?
 
2012-10-02 04:08:53 PM
Verily for the redskins, the excrement has hit the bellows!
 
2012-10-02 04:09:13 PM
Something between us and China discovered. Still no cure for continent.
 
2012-10-02 04:09:17 PM
In 1942, Columbus sails the ocean blue...

a) Gets lost
b) Farks some natives
c) Profit!
 
2012-10-02 04:09:37 PM
Invading countries, slaughtering and enslaving the inhabitants, and claiming the land for your king is no way to go through life, son.
 
2012-10-02 04:09:57 PM
Italian immigrant shows up without papers.
 
2012-10-02 04:09:58 PM
[Breaking News] Waiting for a signal that Columbus has landed after 2 months and nine days of terror.

/and probably buttsex
 
2012-10-02 04:10:00 PM
Land found on other side of Atlantic Ocean, This is not a repeat from 1000
 
2012-10-02 04:10:11 PM
Illegal aliens hit east coast. Shoot border patrol injuns.
 
2012-10-02 04:10:57 PM
Seamen spill out of Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria, your mom...
 
2012-10-02 04:11:45 PM
Discovery of New World gold mines means massive inflation for the Spanish economy. RONALDO PAULUS!
 
2012-10-02 04:11:52 PM
Pale hairy ghosts arrive from the east, quickly get to know our women whether they want it or not. farkbuddy- the father.
 
2012-10-02 04:12:25 PM
Columbus successfully lands in India. This is bad news... for King Ferdinand
 
2012-10-02 04:12:59 PM
Not News: Dumb fark thinks the world is round.
News: Doesn't fall off the edge.
Fark: Finds land filled natives.
Ultra Fark: Naked Natives!
 
2012-10-02 04:13:13 PM
We've secretly replaced the East Indies with the West Indies. Let's see if anyone's noticed.
 
2012-10-02 04:13:26 PM

Pangit: New AIDS-FREE continent discovered! Explorers encouraged to cum infest it ASAP.


All continents were AIDS-free in the 1400's; AIDS didn't exist until the 20th century.
 
2012-10-02 04:13:40 PM
Natives are inferior beings, we will dominate the continent, all this land is ours for the taking: This is what colonists really believe.
 
2012-10-02 04:13:51 PM
Western passage to India found, full of magical megafauna to extinctify. Your dog wants bison.
 
2012-10-02 04:14:32 PM
European explorers find new land to the West, proves Earth is not flat. This is not a repeat from 1000.
 
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