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(LA Times)   Alarmed scientists warn that the "Ego Event-Horizon" may have been crossed and a black hole of narcissism may form and engulf the earth after Tyler Perry signs a deal with Oprah Winfrey to develop shows for her network   (latimes.com) divider line 52
    More: Scary, Oprah Winfrey Network, Oprah Winfrey, Tyler Perry, narcissism, Hollywood moguls, talk shows, Tyler Perry Studios  
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2012-10-02 02:56:51 PM
Tyler Perry Presents, an Oprah WInfrey Network Special production of Tyler Perrys' End of the World with Oprah Winfrey, a Tyler Perry production, produced by Harpo Inc?
 
2012-10-02 03:12:51 PM
If their goal is to crush TV One or BET and take over that niche, this is a smart move. Expensive, sure, but that's an extremely lucrative niche.
 
2012-10-02 03:18:26 PM

Magorn: Tyler Perry Presents, an Oprah WInfrey Network Special production of Tyler Perrys' End of the World with Oprah Winfrey, a Tyler Perry production, produced by Harpo Inc?


Starring Oprah Winfrey as Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry as Tyler Perry and Oprah Winfrey.
 
2012-10-02 03:20:38 PM
Forcing a suspected terrorist to watch any of Perry's TBS comedies for 24 hours straight would cause him to promptly disclose valuable intel-and beg for a swift death.
 
2012-10-02 03:25:24 PM
Someone just go ahead and call them uppity so we can all go home please...
 
2012-10-02 03:29:08 PM
Black hole? BLACK hole? Why's it got to be black? Why can't it be a White Hole, or a Red Hole, or a Jew Hole, or a China-man Hole? You racist prick.
 
2012-10-02 03:30:58 PM
Well, at least you'll know what channel has all of the annoying shows.
 
2012-10-02 03:43:59 PM
thefunniestvideos.com
 
2012-10-02 03:49:08 PM
So our universe is what was on the other side of the black hole formed by Dr. Weir's gravity drive. Poor, poor Miller.
 
2012-10-02 03:53:12 PM
And this is how the Chaos God Slaanesh came to be.
 
2012-10-02 03:54:58 PM

Talondel: Black hole? BLACK hole? Why's it got to be black? Why can't it be a White Hole, or a Red Hole, or a Jew Hole, or a China-man Hole? You racist prick.


Scarily enough, people have said that kind of thing while being completely serious.
 
2012-10-02 04:07:37 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Talondel: Black hole? BLACK hole? Why's it got to be black? Why can't it be a White Hole, or a Red Hole, or a Jew Hole, or a China-man Hole? You racist prick.

Scarily enough, people have said that kind of thing while being completely serious.


Just don't put your spaceship in a black hole, that's a bad idea.
 
2012-10-02 04:08:55 PM
But where they're going, will they need eyes to see?
 
2012-10-02 04:13:31 PM
wont anyone join me in the Harumbi cheer?
/got nothing
//HARUMBI!
 
2012-10-02 04:15:30 PM
A Tyler Perry/Oprah Winfrey production? T-Pow!
 
2012-10-02 04:22:20 PM
Hate on Tyler Perry all you want, but he seems like a good guy to me. He's extremely generous. He stepped in and replaced a Boy Scout troop's trailer full of camping gear when it was stolen, he's purchased sports equipment for kids in poor neighborhoods, other things I can't think of at the moment. Oprah's pretty damn generous with her money too.
 
2012-10-02 04:22:41 PM

Doogled: But where they're going, will they need eyes to see?


leaving satisfied, and terrified.
 
2012-10-02 04:31:12 PM
Just trigger the Event Horizon's engines, problem solved.
 
2012-10-02 04:37:31 PM
Liberate tutame ex inferis
 
2012-10-02 04:39:05 PM

freetomato: Hate on Tyler Perry all you want, but he seems like a good guy to me. He's extremely generous. He stepped in and replaced a Boy Scout troop's trailer full of camping gear when it was stolen, he's purchased sports equipment for kids in poor neighborhoods, other things I can't think of at the moment. Oprah's pretty damn generous with her money too.


Maybe he should stop making illegal turns, then complaining that cops are racists for stopping him for illegal turns.
 
2012-10-02 04:41:15 PM

freetomato: Hate on Tyler Perry all you want, but he seems like a good guy to me. He's extremely generous. He stepped in and replaced a Boy Scout troop's trailer full of camping gear when it was stolen, he's purchased sports equipment for kids in poor neighborhoods, other things I can't think of at the moment. Oprah's pretty damn generous with her money too.


He is a pretty good guy. And he remembers living out of his car not that long ago.

That said, it would be just another reason to delete the channel from the lineup.
 
2012-10-02 04:42:02 PM

freetomato: Hate on Tyler Perry all you want, but he seems like a good guy to me. He's extremely generous. He stepped in and replaced a Boy Scout troop's trailer full of camping gear when it was stolen, he's purchased sports equipment for kids in poor neighborhoods, other things I can't think of at the moment. Oprah's pretty damn generous with her money too.


So, did the trailer that he bought them say "Tyler Perry presents...." on it?
 
2012-10-02 04:42:57 PM

Oafmeel: wont anyone join me in the Harumbi cheer?
/got nothing
//HARUMBI!


Don't look at Quincy Jones! Quincy Jones ain't gon' help you!
 
2012-10-02 04:45:35 PM
That was beautiful, Subby.

I was wondering how FARK was gong to report on this.

Well done.
 
2012-10-02 05:08:26 PM

Apos: Forcing a suspected terrorist to watch any of Perry's TBS comedies for 24 hours straight would cause him to promptly disclose valuable intel-and beg for a swift death.


We have laws against that, don't we?

I don't want to think what the backlash would be if word got out that we treated prisoners like that.
 
2012-10-02 05:12:24 PM

Magorn: Tyler Perry Presents, an Oprah WInfrey Network Special production of Tyler Perrys' End of the World with Oprah Winfrey, a Tyler Perry production, produced by Harpo Inc?


"Medea's O Face?"
 
2012-10-02 05:22:41 PM
Anyone else want to see Bane vs Madea? It would be the only Madea movie I would watch.
 
2012-10-02 05:30:55 PM
I just can't understand the mileage that crappy movie has gotten from the Internet.
 
2012-10-02 05:42:23 PM

SirTanon: freetomato: Hate on Tyler Perry all you want, but he seems like a good guy to me. He's extremely generous. He stepped in and replaced a Boy Scout troop's trailer full of camping gear when it was stolen, he's purchased sports equipment for kids in poor neighborhoods, other things I can't think of at the moment. Oprah's pretty damn generous with her money too.

So, did the trailer that he bought them say "Tyler Perry presents...." on it?


They probably don't care if it did - they got their stolen camping gear replaced.

She probably doesn't care either.
 
2012-10-02 05:45:10 PM

Another Government Employee: freetomato: Hate on Tyler Perry all you want, but he seems like a good guy to me. He's extremely generous. He stepped in and replaced a Boy Scout troop's trailer full of camping gear when it was stolen, he's purchased sports equipment for kids in poor neighborhoods, other things I can't think of at the moment. Oprah's pretty damn generous with her money too.

He is a pretty good guy. And he remembers living out of his car not that long ago.

That said, it would be just another reason to delete the channel from the lineup.


To be honest, the only thing I've watched on OWN was Stephen Colbert's interview on Sunday night. But I'd hazard a guess that OWN is less offensive generally than the abomination of reality dreck that TLC has become.
 
2012-10-02 05:56:57 PM

JohnAnnArbor: freetomato: Hate on Tyler Perry all you want, but he seems like a good guy to me. He's extremely generous. He stepped in and replaced a Boy Scout troop's trailer full of camping gear when it was stolen, he's purchased sports equipment for kids in poor neighborhoods, other things I can't think of at the moment. Oprah's pretty damn generous with her money too.

Maybe he should stop making illegal turns, then complaining that cops are racists for stopping him for illegal turns.


Was it that the cops were racist for stopping him, or that the cops were racist while they had him stopped?

I really don't remember much about that whole kerfluffle, but cops being racist to a black dude during a routine traffic stop isn't some sort of stunning idea that couldn't be plausible.
 
2012-10-02 06:23:01 PM

freetomato: Another Government Employee: freetomato: Hate on Tyler Perry all you want, but he seems like a good guy to me. He's extremely generous. He stepped in and replaced a Boy Scout troop's trailer full of camping gear when it was stolen, he's purchased sports equipment for kids in poor neighborhoods, other things I can't think of at the moment. Oprah's pretty damn generous with her money too.

He is a pretty good guy. And he remembers living out of his car not that long ago.

That said, it would be just another reason to delete the channel from the lineup.

To be honest, the only thing I've watched on OWN was Stephen Colbert's interview on Sunday night. But I'd hazard a guess that OWN is less offensive generally than the abomination of reality dreck that TLC has become.


The very definition of "damning with faint praise," there. "Sure, OWN sucks so bad it's now smaller than its Schwartzchild radius, but it still hasn't collapsed as far as TLC..."
 
2012-10-02 06:41:27 PM
www.wearysloth.com

"F*ck this ship. We're leaving."
 
2012-10-02 07:42:10 PM

FormlessOne: freetomato: Another Government Employee: freetomato: Hate on Tyler Perry all you want, but he seems like a good guy to me. He's extremely generous. He stepped in and replaced a Boy Scout troop's trailer full of camping gear when it was stolen, he's purchased sports equipment for kids in poor neighborhoods, other things I can't think of at the moment. Oprah's pretty damn generous with her money too.

He is a pretty good guy. And he remembers living out of his car not that long ago.

That said, it would be just another reason to delete the channel from the lineup.

To be honest, the only thing I've watched on OWN was Stephen Colbert's interview on Sunday night. But I'd hazard a guess that OWN is less offensive generally than the abomination of reality dreck that TLC has become.

The very definition of "damning with faint praise," there. "Sure, OWN sucks so bad it's now smaller than its Schwartzchild radius, but it still hasn't collapsed as far as TLC..."


OWN would kill to be as successful as TLC.
 
2012-10-02 08:37:42 PM
Headline of the year contender, this one.

/i'm calling it!
 
2012-10-02 08:41:40 PM

salvador.hardin: Someone just go ahead and call them uppity so we can all go home please...


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-02 09:22:03 PM
CAN YOU SEE IT!!!
 
2012-10-02 09:49:22 PM
Damn it, Token! Stop giving Tyler Perry money!
 
2012-10-02 09:58:53 PM
Liberate tutemae ex inferis!
 
2012-10-02 10:15:57 PM
I wonder if it's awkward for a black man to be named after the lead singer and guitarist of Aerosmith?
 
2012-10-02 10:36:49 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: I wonder if it's awkward for a black man to be named after the lead singer and guitarist of Aerosmith?


I work with a young guy who plays in a death metal band. First name Tyler. He hates Aerosmith (and pretty much all music that I like too). I pointed out to him last week that if he married their lead singer his name would be Tyler Tyler.

He lost his shiat. It was funny as hell.

//guess you had to be there
 
2012-10-02 11:16:31 PM

John Buck 41: Ryker's Peninsula: I wonder if it's awkward for a black man to be named after the lead singer and guitarist of Aerosmith?

I work with a young guy who plays in a death metal band. First name Tyler. He hates Aerosmith (and pretty much all music that I like too). I pointed out to him last week that if he married their lead singer his name would be Tyler Tyler.

He lost his shiat. It was funny as hell.

//guess you had to be there


Real life trolling.
 
2012-10-02 11:22:03 PM

Talondel: Black hole? BLACK hole? Why's it got to be black? Why can't it be a White Hole, or a Red Hole, or a Jew Hole, or a China-man Hole? You racist prick.


True story: when the term "Black hole" was first introduced, the French objected on the grounds that it was obscene.
 
2012-10-02 11:35:00 PM

Ramien: Apos: Forcing a suspected terrorist to watch any of Perry's TBS comedies for 24 hours straight would cause him to promptly disclose valuable intel-and beg for a swift death.

We have laws against that, don't we?

I don't want to think what the backlash would be if word got out that we treated prisoners like that.


Oh,I'm quite sure that,for once,AG Holder will have the unwavering support of most of the country.
 
2012-10-02 11:35:43 PM

Marshal805: John Buck 41: Ryker's Peninsula: I wonder if it's awkward for a black man to be named after the lead singer and guitarist of Aerosmith?

I work with a young guy who plays in a death metal band. First name Tyler. He hates Aerosmith (and pretty much all music that I like too). I pointed out to him last week that if he married their lead singer his name would be Tyler Tyler.

He lost his shiat. It was funny as hell.

//guess you had to be there

Real life trolling.


Gee. Never thought of it as trolling. Oh well.
 
2012-10-02 11:44:40 PM
black 'hole of narcissism, isn't that Kanye West?
 
2012-10-03 12:33:26 AM
why no new Entertainment headlines for 6+ hours Fark?

wake up sheeple
 
2012-10-03 01:25:24 AM

John Buck 41: Marshal805: John Buck 41: Ryker's Peninsula: I wonder if it's awkward for a black man to be named after the lead singer and guitarist of Aerosmith?

I work with a young guy who plays in a death metal band. First name Tyler. He hates Aerosmith (and pretty much all music that I like too). I pointed out to him last week that if he married their lead singer his name would be Tyler Tyler.

He lost his shiat. It was funny as hell.

//guess you had to be there

Real life trolling.

Gee. Never thought of it as trolling. Oh well.


It was meant as a compliment.
 
2012-10-03 07:27:22 AM

Talondel: Black hole? BLACK hole? Why's it got to be black? Why can't it be a White Hole, or a Red Hole, or a Jew Hole, or a China-man Hole? You racist prick.


Dude...Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
 
2012-10-03 08:35:33 AM

Marshal805: John Buck 41: Marshal805: John Buck 41: Ryker's Peninsula: I wonder if it's awkward for a black man to be named after the lead singer and guitarist of Aerosmith?

I work with a young guy who plays in a death metal band. First name Tyler. He hates Aerosmith (and pretty much all music that I like too). I pointed out to him last week that if he married their lead singer his name would be Tyler Tyler.

He lost his shiat. It was funny as hell.

//guess you had to be there

Real life trolling.

Gee. Never thought of it as trolling. Oh well.

It was meant as a compliment.


I wasn't offended.
 
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