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(Huffington Post)   Former Republican official sees women at a party fundraiser, automatically assumes they must be prostitutes   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 44
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2012-10-02 02:30:15 PM
If they were Republican prostitutes, they'd have testicles.
 
2012-10-02 02:49:07 PM
Silly official.  It's always the fundraisers who are the prostitutes.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-10-02 02:59:52 PM

Peaceboy: Silly official.  It's always the fundraisers politicians who are the prostitutes.

 

/That just makes more sense to me
 
2012-10-02 03:04:31 PM
Everyone associated with that scandal seems intent on taking down everyone with them.
 
2012-10-02 03:13:55 PM
Greer is currently awaiting trial on theft and fraud charges. He is alleged to have created a third-party group with Johnson that was eventually used to bilk the Florida GOP out of thousands of dollars.

He sounds like a credible witness with no reason to slander anyone.
 
2012-10-02 03:14:14 PM
Wait...I thought Republicans wanted MALE prostitutes? You know.."wide stance" and all that?
 
2012-10-02 03:14:49 PM
Why not just stick all of these people in a room, throw in some knives and let the problem sort itself out?
 
2012-10-02 03:15:35 PM
"...the extent of why they were there I did not specifically know," Johnson said in a sworn statement. "But I could presume they were prostitutes."

The extent of why people vote Republican I could not specifically know, but I could presume they were idiots.
 
2012-10-02 03:17:32 PM
Please, these guys can't even diagram a vagina, I'm not even gonna start playing "who's the whore"' with them.
 
2012-10-02 03:18:00 PM
Republicans - One of these days, we'll assume that the world is generally a decent place to live and that whores, illegal aliens, abortions, Muslims, liberals, socialists, contraceptives, Iran, Libya, Egypt, Yemen, Massachussetts, Barney Frank, Bernie Sanders, Nancy Pelosi, union members, ABC, NBC, David Brinkley, CNN, Public Policy Polling, Planned Parenthood, NPR, MSNBC, Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, Bill Maher, Casey Anthony, Casey Stengel and Rod Stewart aren't all coming to get us.™
 
2012-10-02 03:18:52 PM
That's the only reason I can think of for a woman to be there.
 
2012-10-02 03:19:48 PM
He could presume they were prostitutes. We could presume that he's a rightwinger who thinks that all women are whores and all minorities* are shiftless layabouts smoking crack on his money.

*Or anyone who is unemployed. Or employed but not paying federal income taxes. Or disabled. Or sick. Or Muslim. Or teh ghey.
 
2012-10-02 03:19:55 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: Why not just stick all of these people in a room, throw in some knives and let the problem sort itself out?


They need guns. Knives would only confuse them more, as they would associate knives with dinner.
 
2012-10-02 03:21:02 PM

missiv: A Dark Evil Omen: Why not just stick all of these people in a room, throw in some knives and let the problem sort itself out?

They need guns. Knives would only confuse them more, as they would associate knives with dinner.


If they all kill and eat each other, I'm basically okay with that, too.
 
2012-10-02 03:22:48 PM

missiv: A Dark Evil Omen: Why not just stick all of these people in a room, throw in some knives and let the problem sort itself out?

They need guns. Knives would only confuse them more, as they would associate knives with dinner.


The lack of opposable thumbs thing might be an issue with either.
 
2012-10-02 03:23:06 PM
Is he sure it was prostitutes? Because it might have just been a golf cart full of Newt Gingrich's ex-wives.
 
2012-10-02 03:23:46 PM
Great job Mods, now the Secret Service will want to attend.
 
2012-10-02 03:24:56 PM
"I specifically saw a golf cart with young ladies drive by, the extent of why they were there I did not specifically know," Johnson said in a sworn statement. "But I could presume they were prostitutes."

Or selling beer.
 
2012-10-02 03:25:16 PM
Takes one to know one or projection?
 
2012-10-02 03:32:39 PM
Wow, the gay slander derp from the libs is strong in this thread.
 
2012-10-02 03:33:11 PM
Professional beards.
 
2012-10-02 03:33:14 PM
He has been to many of their fundraisers obviously...
 
2012-10-02 03:34:21 PM

Danger Mouse: Wow, the gay slander derp from the libs is strong in this thread.


Gays are being slandered by accusing them of being Republicans?
 
2012-10-02 03:37:49 PM
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GIS for hookers in golf cart

... I can see where this would be a thing.
 
2012-10-02 03:44:53 PM

imontheinternet: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x348]
GIS for hookers in golf cart

... I can see where this would be a thing.


I'm tired of all these mother farking hookers on my mother farking golf cart!!
 
2012-10-02 03:48:29 PM

imontheinternet: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x348]
GIS for hookers in golf cart

... I can see where this would be a thing.


They could hold my club
 
2012-10-02 03:49:57 PM
'I saw women, I assume they were prostitutes'.

Someone actually farking said this...

/Oh, yeah. We feminist broads totally made up sexism against women. Totally.
 
2012-10-02 03:51:30 PM

Nabb1: "I specifically saw a golf cart with young ladies drive by, the extent of why they were there I did not specifically know," Johnson said in a sworn statement. "But I could presume they were prostitutes."

Or selling beer.


Of course, I also forgot that there are these courses that for some reason that is completely beyond me allow women to play. And they often ride carts when doing so.
 
2012-10-02 04:03:59 PM

PsiChick: 'I saw women, I assume they were prostitutes'.

Someone actually farking said this...

/Oh, yeah. We feminist broads totally made up sexism against women. Totally.


I prefer to think of it as self aware sexism. The fact being he saw women at a Republican event, knows damn well that no women would stand being at that event, and the constituents are the type to buy women.

It's an admission of a deep institutional sexism, not the sexism of a single man. It tastes plummy and oaky, with a smooth finish of gender oppression.
 
2012-10-02 04:10:01 PM
Was it Lindsay Lohan? Did he assault her?
 
2012-10-02 04:31:42 PM

PsiChick: 'I saw women, I assume they were prostitutes'.

Someone actually farking said this...

/Oh, yeah. We feminist broads totally made up sexism against women. Totally.



I am a woman... and I often see women and assume they are prostitutes. Of course, those women are usually standing around on a street corner in a bad neighborhood wearing almost no clothing, not at a Republican fundraiser on a golf course.

Of course, these women are to be admired because they are entrepreneurs and small businesspeople. Really, they are just boot-strapping their way up the economic ladder. Hooking is the American way.

/number of times I have been at a Republican fundraiser = 0
// number of times been on a golf course >1
 
2012-10-02 04:33:30 PM
It was when Charlie Crist was governor? Definitely would have been male prostitutes.
 
2012-10-02 05:14:45 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: If they were Republican prostitutes, they'd have testicles.


Done in one.
 
2012-10-02 05:17:19 PM
It's a good thing that no one asked him about the Hispanics and African-Americans
 
2012-10-02 05:28:23 PM
Okay, look, maybe he didn't put it elegantly, but what he meant is that you'd have to pay women to vote Republican.

/ I think
 
2012-10-02 05:37:59 PM
you're at a political event, assume everyone there is a prostitute, and some folks may even be there for sex.
 
2012-10-02 05:39:43 PM

imontheinternet: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x348]
GIS for hookers in golf cart

... I can see where this would be a thing.


looks more like milfs, or first wives in a cart
 
2012-10-02 05:41:59 PM

Esc7: PsiChick: 'I saw women, I assume they were prostitutes'.

Someone actually farking said this...

/Oh, yeah. We feminist broads totally made up sexism against women. Totally.

I prefer to think of it as self aware sexism. The fact being he saw women at a Republican event, knows damn well that no women would stand being at that event, and the constituents are the type to buy women.

It's an admission of a deep institutional sexism, not the sexism of a single man. It tastes plummy and oaky, with a smooth finish of gender oppression.


Hmm, this is true.

TaterTot_HotDish: I am a woman... and I often see women and assume they are prostitutes. Of course, those women are usually standing around on a street corner in a bad neighborhood wearing almost no clothing, not at a Republican fundraiser on a golf course.

Of course, these women are to be admired because they are entrepreneurs and small businesspeople. Really, they are just boot-strapping their way up the economic ladder. Hooking is the American way.

/number of times I have been at a Republican fundraiser = 0
// number of times been on a golf course >1


Well, I often see hookers, but I live in Nevada. :p

/Not really
//Girls who want to be hookers, though...
 
2012-10-02 06:18:19 PM

Diogenes: Everyone associated with that scandal seems intent on taking down everyone with them.


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Everybody wins when the sharks start eating each other.
 
2012-10-02 06:19:55 PM
The politically correct term is "sugar baby" not "prostitute".
 
2012-10-02 08:01:11 PM
He should just say it. Sharia law forbids a woman to be without a male escort in public. Otherwise people will assume she's a whore.
 
2012-10-02 08:29:13 PM
Being totally serious for a moment, let's assume this former GOP official isn't batshiat loony. Let's further assume these women actually were hookers. So what? I didn't especially care that Clinton got a blowjob in the oval office. I wouldn't especially care if Michelle Obama did Barak live on CSPAN. I similarly wouldn't give a shiat if Mittens wanted to personally funded a hooker of preferred gender/orientation for everybody working on his campaign and an in-person hand job for his top ten campaign donors.

/ I'd mock him mercilessly, 'cause you know, Fark, but care in any real sense? Not even slightly.
 
2012-10-02 11:15:54 PM
at least it's "former"
 
2012-10-02 11:52:43 PM
Is this an admission that Democrats can score hot young strange on their own, but Republicans have to pay for it?
 
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