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(Russia Today)   OWS = Fail: Occupy Wall Street activists fight with Ben & Jerry's founder over The Illuminator   (rt.com) divider line 33
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2012-10-02 12:30:54 PM
5 votes:
Wait, the Illuminati are behind OWS? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
2012-10-02 01:26:04 PM
3 votes:

CygnusDarius: (and a metal chord to support the blade).


May I suggest drop D?
2012-10-02 01:17:39 PM
3 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: skullkrusher: beyond the Entertainment Tab, thar be dragons

Exactly, I can deal with crazy celebrity crap but that politics page is uncharted territory of villainy and dipsh*ttery


And the Video tab is a wasteland where there's nothing but irradiated Water, super mutants, and Black Mountain Radio.
2012-10-02 12:44:10 PM
3 votes:

Science_Guy_3.14159: OWS just went full retard, never go full retard


It's time for them to merge with their tea party brethren and form a loudmouthed Voltron of stupidity.
2012-10-02 12:34:28 PM
3 votes:
"He's a 1 percenter," Read, 46, adds to the website, "telling the 99 percent, 'I'm your boss.'"

Yeah!!! Yeah!!! Fark those Vermont Fascists!!!

www.thedailystar.net
2012-10-02 12:30:55 PM
3 votes:
OWS just went full retard, never go full retard
2012-10-02 01:14:07 PM
2 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: skullkrusher: ummm... you should check out the Poli tab.

Oh hell no, I'll never go there


beyond the Entertainment Tab, thar be dragons
2012-10-02 12:58:20 PM
2 votes:

splohn: And they shower.


Granted, they have to use a rag on a stick...
2012-10-02 12:46:16 PM
2 votes:

hovsm: Why do they keep saying they are the 99% when only about 1% of the 99% actually are a part of the demonstrations?


Because "A tiny handful of people with lots of time on their hands who are pissed off about various social and economic issues but don't really have any viable solutions to those issues and who are largely responsible for their own lot in life but would rather blame capitalists as scapegoats" doesn't have the same ring to it?
2012-10-02 12:39:10 PM
2 votes:
If the Illuminator isn't an American Gladiators style obstacle course I'm going to be very displeased
2012-10-02 12:38:53 PM
2 votes:
Cohen should run them over with the truck when he gets it back.
2012-10-02 12:38:20 PM
2 votes:

links136: that's pretty farking immature by them. You know what, all american's really suck, eh.


FTFY
2012-10-02 12:36:14 PM
2 votes:

hovsm: Why do they keep saying they are the 99% when only about 1% of the 99% actually are a part of the demonstrations?


Because... Hold on, Dancing with the Stars is on.
2012-10-02 12:34:54 PM
2 votes:
Why do they keep saying they are the 99% when only about 1% of the 99% actually are a part of the demonstrations?
2012-10-02 12:32:24 PM
2 votes:
So he walked away because the movement still can't decide what they all agree on?
2012-10-02 12:30:11 PM
2 votes:
But the world is black and white! I'm a good guy 'cause I haven't had much financial success! He's a bad guy because he has!"
2012-10-02 01:15:24 PM
1 votes:
I feel I'm part of the 34.8%.
2012-10-02 01:15:14 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: Tat'dGreaser: skullkrusher: ummm... you should check out the Poli tab.

Oh hell no, I'll never go there

beyond the Entertainment Tab, thar be dragons


You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
2012-10-02 01:14:58 PM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: CygnusDarius: It's like a tidal wave. We're on the Conservative wave right now, then we'll move back to the Liberal Wave, and then to the "BIE/Bacon/Beer threads" wave.

Conservative wave? What Fark have you been reading?

OWS was never popular on Fark, even with left leaning people.


Well, if you want a quick and dirty way to put the terror -actual 'I can't trust my bodyguard' terror- on the bankers, here's an idea I've posted before:

The idea revolves around a guillotine. Not a wooden one, but one made of the best stainless steel available, (and a metal chord to support the blade). Highly durable, and it must be bolted to the ground and/or simply planted there so it needs nothing short of a few small explosions or demolition crew to get it outta there. You install this in Wall Street, in the wee hours of the morning. You'll need to work fast. Also, this guillotine has a LCD screen, and a small motor connected to the chord. There'll be cops surrounding the thing, a few tourists taking pictures, Fox news will dismiss this or be freaked out about this, the whole works.

Every time a politician, political commentator, or a banker says anything remotely stupid/infuriating, the LCD screen turns on, plays the bit, and the motor raises the blade a few inches high. Watch the Establishment go nuts.
2012-10-02 01:12:45 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: ummm... you should check out the Poli tab.


Oh hell no, I'll never go there
2012-10-02 01:08:35 PM
1 votes:
I know how we'll solve problems! We'll go camping downtown and blog about it, then we'll have some rich people buy us a novelty van with some overhead projectors built in.


YOUR SOLUTIONS ARE LAUGHABLE, MISDIRECTED AND WORTHLESS. THAT IS WHY YOU ACCOMPLISH NOTHING.
2012-10-02 01:02:18 PM
1 votes:
A great delivery system with nothing to deliver. 
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2012-10-02 12:58:05 PM
1 votes:

Hagenhatesyouall: Science_Guy_3.14159: OWS just went full retard, never go full retard


Just?

They've been full retard since day 1.


It was going good at first, and then it ended up basically becoming a treehouse club instead of an all-welcome group. Then came the drums and the unclear messages and bleh.
2012-10-02 12:57:28 PM
1 votes:
Pay for your own Attention Whore Van, then, you unemployed shiftless bearded jackasses!
2012-10-02 12:55:23 PM
1 votes:

Science_Guy_3.14159: OWS just went full retard, never go full retard



Just?

They've been full retard since day 1.
2012-10-02 12:54:43 PM
1 votes:
how do they have so much time off from work?
2012-10-02 12:51:56 PM
1 votes:
Say what you will about the Tea Party, but they never went after their Ben n Jerry's benefactors. And they shower.
2012-10-02 12:49:39 PM
1 votes:

hovsm: Why do they keep saying they are the 99% when only about 1% of the 99% actually are a part of the demonstrations?


Because "we are the 47 percent" doesn't have the same ring to it.
2012-10-02 12:47:44 PM
1 votes:
RIP Tom n Jerry
2012-10-02 12:33:46 PM
1 votes:
i847.photobucket.com
2012-10-02 12:30:58 PM
1 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
2012-10-02 12:29:30 PM
1 votes:
they needed another van.

then they'd be men with ven.

/obscure?
2012-10-02 12:28:27 PM
1 votes:
"He didn't want to have to bother with the messy part of being in a democracy," Mark Read, the activist who claims to have initially proposed The Illuminator idea, tells DNAInfo.com.

"He's a 1 percenter," Read, 46, adds to the website, "telling the 99 percent, 'I'm your boss.'"

STFU, you entitled coonts.
 
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