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(Fox News)   Turns out Mars is warmer in winter than most of Canada. Scientists still puzzled by discovery of life in Canada   (foxnews.com) divider line 44
    More: Interesting, habitability, Mars Science Laboratory, El Centro, weather stations, solar heating, dry ices, Mars Time, atmospheric pressure  
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2012-10-02 02:40:03 PM
8 votes:
It was much colder until we sent a big SUV up there to start driving around.
2012-10-02 02:41:43 PM
4 votes:

thewulf: It surprises me too, and I live here.

Who the hell thought settling here was a good idea?


Well, it ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, in fact it's cold as Hell.
2012-10-02 03:14:32 PM
3 votes:
We do to have life! We even have it living in..,SUBDIVISIONS!

*choom**choom**choom*
*choom**choom* *cha-choom* *cha-choom*
*choom**choom**choom*
*choom**choom* *cha-choom* *cha-choom*
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*Oooooooooooooo-waaaaa-oooooo*
*Oooooooooooooo-waaiii-oooooo*
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*CHOOOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOOOM- WAAAAAAAH - CHOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOOOM- WAAIIIII - CHOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A*
Dweeee-da-dee-deee
*CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A*
Dweeee-da-dee-deee
*CHOOOM-CHOOOM* (smack!)
*CHOOOM-CHOOOM* (smack!)
*CHOOOM-CHOOOM* (smack!)
*CHOOM CHOOM CHOOM CHA-CHOOM CHA-CHOOM*
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee*

"Sprawling on the fringes of the city,
In geometric order....."
2012-10-02 02:40:12 PM
3 votes:

thewulf: It surprises me too, and I live here.

Who the hell thought settling here was a good idea?


Can you imagine being one of the first settlers? Some boats go to the Caribbean, others go to South America, a bunch end up in the continental US, but nooooo your boat lands in what is now Halifax harbor. I would bet a lot of colonial wives were pretty pissed off at their husbands for having a hangover on the day they went and booked their passage.
2012-10-02 10:39:07 PM
2 votes:

MadSkillz: Isuldirs: I live in Vancouver. One of the best cities (if not THE best) in the world and is quite warm in comparisons to the rest of the country and the north east parts of America.


/Now the rain....
//Loves the rain

Oh just shut the hell up. I live near Vancouver and its a terribly small city that wants to be a big city without densification. So parking is 16 bucks a day for the 'prestige' of working there. I'd rather work in Whalley.


City: Surrey.

Sucks to be you.
2012-10-02 03:38:33 PM
2 votes:
I was flipping through the MSL photos this morning and came across this one
www.nasa.gov

My first thought was: "Gaahhh, life on Mars!". Second was: "Get off the farking sound stage!"
2012-10-02 03:10:59 PM
2 votes:
Bob: I'm Bob Zbg5ele'¥, and this is my brother Doug.
Doug: How's it goin', eh?
Bob: Okay, so today's topic is life on Canada. According to, like, Martian scientists, eh, It's colder there than it is here!
Doug: Betcha that means their beer's colder, eh.
Bob: Yah, but we don't know if there's any life there, you hoser.
Doug: Take off, eh...

/Yeah, that was as funny as a case of the clap...
//Apologies to cases of the clap.
2012-10-02 02:54:21 PM
2 votes:
And a beer in a tree
2012-10-02 02:45:35 PM
2 votes:

thewulf: It surprises me too, and I live here.

Who the hell thought settling here was a good idea?


The men who defend the Wall.
2012-10-02 02:45:16 PM
2 votes:
Life, yes; intelligent life .....eeeeehhhhh...
2012-10-02 02:40:32 PM
2 votes:

thewulf: It surprises me too, and I live here.

Who the hell thought settling here was a good idea?


This is my second waking thought in the morning between December and March.

The first one is generally surprise at waking up at all.
2012-10-02 02:36:23 PM
2 votes:
Life in Canada? I guess it depends on how broad your definition of "life" is I guess...
2012-10-02 02:34:53 PM
2 votes:
It's global warming. I blame Bush.
2012-10-02 11:56:14 PM
1 votes:

reillan: There's a few more barriers than just "being able to walk outside in a warm jacket", such as "without an individual air supply"


Are we talking about Mars, or Sudbury?
2012-10-02 08:56:41 PM
1 votes:

ObscureNameHere: We do to have life! We even have it living in..,SUBDIVISIONS!

*choom**choom**choom*
*choom**choom* *cha-choom* *cha-choom*
*choom**choom**choom*
*choom**choom* *cha-choom* *cha-choom*
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*Oooooooooooooo-waaaaa-oooooo*
*Oooooooooooooo-waaiii-oooooo*
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*CHOOOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOOOM- WAAAAAAAH - CHOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOOOM- WAAIIIII - CHOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A*
Dweeee-da-dee-deee
*CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A*
Dweeee-da-dee-deee
*CHOOOM-CHOOOM* (smack!)
*CHOOOM-CHOOOM* (smack!)
*CHOOOM-CHOOOM* (smack!)
*CHOOM CHOOM CHOOM CHA-CHOOM CHA-CHOOM*
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee*

"Sprawling on the fringes of the city,
In geometric order....."


www.dragonswest.com

Don Martin Approved
2012-10-02 05:39:24 PM
1 votes:

Jument: Almost everyone in Canada (everyone worth talking about) lives in a narrow band just north of the US border. The population density is the really cold parts is low. Really, really, REALLY low in much of it.

And you Americans are aware that Alaska is cold, right?


Nobody worth talking about lives in Alaska, you're aware of that, right?
2012-10-02 05:11:51 PM
1 votes:

ltdanman44: If everyone on this planet fought for scientific advancement

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x209]

We could make this happen. Solving problems and seizing opportunities.


/but instead, we are much better at fighting each other. Tribal warfare is what we have to break free from before we become anything as a species.


ytrewq.com
2012-10-02 04:41:50 PM
1 votes:

thewulf: It surprises me too, and I live here.

Who the hell thought settling here was a good idea?


I was thinking the same thing. MY grandfather emigrated from England in the early 20th century. He could have gone with some of his relatives to New Zealand. Warm New Zealand where it never snows...but nooooooo. Let's get on this boat, and go to the land of ice and snow. That'd be fun. If time travel is ever invented I'm going back and kick him square in the nuts.
2012-10-02 03:47:52 PM
1 votes:

LoneDoggie: ObscureNameHere: We do to have life! We even have it living in..,SUBDIVISIONS!

(snip)
"Sprawling on the fringes of the city,
In geometric order....."

I dunno what the fark that has to do with the article but it was awesome. Had to throw the song on to confirm your badassery sir. (or madame)


In reverse order:

1) Sir, but not in the formal British sense.
2) Thank you.
3) Thank you, took me a while to work out in my head from memory. I probably missed a couple of bars here and there.
4) Nothing really. Just wanted to prove that any hour can be RUSH HOUR!
2012-10-02 03:45:36 PM
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: rwfan: I was flipping through the MSL photos this morning and came across this one
[www.nasa.gov image 428x321]

My first thought was: "Gaahhh, life on Mars!". Second was: "Get off the farking sound stage!"

Isn't that the 401 between Moose Jaw and Regina?


Moose Jaw? In my Regina?
2012-10-02 03:40:34 PM
1 votes:
and the place would be far more habitable if Cohagen would just give the planet air
2012-10-02 03:40:32 PM
1 votes:

rwfan: I was flipping through the MSL photos this morning and came across this one
[www.nasa.gov image 428x321]

My first thought was: "Gaahhh, life on Mars!". Second was: "Get off the farking sound stage!"


Isn't that the 401 between Moose Jaw and Regina?
2012-10-02 03:40:21 PM
1 votes:
First rule of Canadian winter is we don't talk about Canadian winter.

/I just talked about Canadian winter didn't I.....
//Sh*t.
2012-10-02 03:25:44 PM
1 votes:

Type random string here: Those scientists are American, eh? I'm surprised they managed to find Canada on the map.


Only scientists working on missile guidance systems need to retain such trivial information as the location of Canada.
2012-10-02 03:25:37 PM
1 votes:
Fark y'all, it's going to snow here tonight.
2012-10-02 03:15:13 PM
1 votes:

Type random string here: Those scientists are American, eh? I'm surprised they managed to find Canada on the map.


Americans might not know a lot about the world at large, but most of us do know all the states.
2012-10-02 03:10:09 PM
1 votes:

Mimic_Octopus: CygnusDarius: Mimic_Octopus: Fox News, best scientific source available in the US or something? !! wtf ?

Yes, but look at the comments section.

i dont get it, there is no comments section...


Exactly.
2012-10-02 03:07:59 PM
1 votes:
I don't suppose many of you darned kids are old enough to remember Donnie and Marie doing Is There Life On Canada?

But it was pretty funny. For the seventies. And, you know, Donnie and Marie.
2012-10-02 03:05:17 PM
1 votes:

Nurglitch: thewulf: It surprises me too, and I live here.

Who the hell thought settling here was a good idea?

People who were fed up with starving in Europe, and noticed all the plump beaver lying around.


Good thing they didn't check my house.
2012-10-02 03:03:21 PM
1 votes:

thewulf: It surprises me too, and I live here.

Who the hell thought settling here was a good idea?


People who were fed up with starving in Europe, and noticed all the plump beaver lying around.
2012-10-02 03:01:43 PM
1 votes:

lordargent: jonny_q: It was much colder until we sent a big SUV up there to start driving around.

dittybopper: Oooohhh, you're *GOOD*.

Except ... it's nuclear powered.


Even better: Nuclear power is evil, and will cause a HiroFukuNagaChernobylsakishima on Mars.
2012-10-02 02:57:42 PM
1 votes:
jonny_q: It was much colder until we sent a big SUV up there to start driving around.

dittybopper: Oooohhh, you're *GOOD*.

Except ... it's nuclear powered.
2012-10-02 02:53:36 PM
1 votes:

Isuldirs: I live in Vancouver. One of the best cities (if not THE best) in the world and is quite warm in comparisons to the rest of the country and the north east parts of America.


Hahah awwww.... Canadians are SO CUTE sometimes!
2012-10-02 02:53:19 PM
1 votes:
Both are warmer and contain more life then Anne Coulters cooch.
2012-10-02 02:49:46 PM
1 votes:

AllUpInYa: Life, yes; intelligent life .....eeeeehhhhh...


I think you mean "intelligent life, eh?"
2012-10-02 02:49:14 PM
1 votes:

Mimic_Octopus: Fox News, best scientific source available in the US or something? !! wtf ?


Yes, but look at the comments section.
2012-10-02 02:48:04 PM
1 votes:

djZorbof: thewulf: It surprises me too, and I live here.

Who the hell thought settling here was a good idea?

The men who defend the Wall.


That would make Canadians truly badass. Wait, where would the Lannisters live, Florida?.

/And the Starks would live in Jersey XD
2012-10-02 02:43:08 PM
1 votes:
I live in Vancouver. One of the best cities (if not THE best) in the world and is quite warm in comparisons to the rest of the country and the north east parts of America.


/Now the rain....
//Loves the rain
2012-10-02 02:42:22 PM
1 votes:

jonny_q: It was much colder until we sent a big SUV up there to start driving around.


Oooohhh, you're *GOOD*.
2012-10-02 02:42:04 PM
1 votes:
I'm guessing it's because of Tim Hortons.
2012-10-02 02:39:18 PM
1 votes:
Alert! Alert! The Earthlings have discovered our invasion!

/our quiet, polite invasion
2012-10-02 02:39:17 PM
1 votes:
See? Other planets get warm too. The global warming oops, I mean "climate change" lie is falling apart wherever we look.
2012-10-02 02:36:59 PM
1 votes:

thewulf: Who the hell thought settling here was a good idea?


Your Mom?
2012-10-02 02:35:30 PM
1 votes:
Please don't talk about Canadian Winter. It will come soon enough. Allow us a little bit of fall. Still hope to take the top off my Jeep at least one more time without having to wear a parka.
 
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