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(The Smoking Gun)   Struggling actor indicted for trying to extort $123 million from seven wealthy folks, including Harvey Weinstein and the owner of the Buffalo Sabres. The genius entitled his missives "Extortion Notice"   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 11
    More: Dumbass, Harvey Weinstein, Buffalo Sabres, Extortion Notice, shahs, extortion, Eric Lefkofsky, West Hollywood, letters  
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2012-10-02 03:47:00 PM  
1 votes:
Worst. Chain letter. Ever.
2012-10-02 02:25:22 PM  
1 votes:
Dude is lucky they turned him in to the feds, farking with multi millionaires can easily result in a series of calls:


Call 1- Hello detective x? yes this is Joe Moneybags, say do me a favor and trace down who sent me these Emails would you, thanks, I will send a messenger by with my usual donation to the "police benevolent society" soon

Call 2- Mr retired-seal? this is Mr Moneybags, I have a name, address, and photo for you, no quick or painful doesn't matter to me, your choice this time, deliver the remains to Mr woodworkers special place when you are done.

Call 3- Mr woodworker? this is Moneybags, you still have that industrial wood shredder and mulch pile out on country road 3? excellent, listen you will need to bring your pressure washer out there tomorrow morning I am afraid the blades will be a bit....messy, yes my assistant will be by with the usual fee for the extra work, thanks.
2012-10-02 02:20:20 PM  
1 votes:
Actors and criminals are not known for their intelligence. Except for the late Jerry Orbach, who cleaned-up on celebrity Jeopardy
2012-10-02 02:19:00 PM  
1 votes:

Evil Mackerel: DjangoStonereaver: [weblogs.sun-sentinel.com image 300x440]

"It doesn't have a ring to it. Try again."

That is one of the few shows that's watchable.
/I hate laugh tracks.


I have hope for Last Resort, although everybody having the same haircut and clothes makes it difficult to follow

/prosopagnosia
2012-10-02 02:16:35 PM  
1 votes:
Probably easier to after Weinstein by threatening to expose him as a pedophile.
2012-10-02 02:15:00 PM  
1 votes:
The September 26 indictment filed in L.A. accuses Shah of threatening Weinstein and five other victims in letters actually entitled "Extortion Notice." 

You're doing it wrong.
2012-10-02 01:59:51 PM  
1 votes:

jabelar: I never really understand these plans, probably because the perpetrators are functionally retarded. I mean even if the target believed you, how would you ever be able to retrieve the money without getting caught. And rich, powerful guys are that way because they are NOT pushovers. In fact most of them have probably done shakedowns (legal but ruthless) themselves in their business practices to get where they were. Plus the sheer money brings the ability to find ways to protect themselves.


Well, you never learn about the successful attempts.
2012-10-02 01:57:48 PM  
1 votes:
I never really understand these plans, probably because the perpetrators are functionally retarded. I mean even if the target believed you, how would you ever be able to retrieve the money without getting caught. And rich, powerful guys are that way because they are NOT pushovers. In fact most of them have probably done shakedowns (legal but ruthless) themselves in their business practices to get where they were. Plus the sheer money brings the ability to find ways to protect themselves.

For example according to wikipedia, "Weinstein has also cultivated a reputation for ruthlessness and fits of anger. According to Biskind, Weinstein once put a New York Observer reporter in a headlock while throwing him out of a party."

You'd probably do better going after slightly wealthy people who have proven themselves meek or gullible.
2012-10-02 01:55:39 PM  
1 votes:
Well let's see his IMDB entry: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2862542/

Bit parts including
Bones - 2012
Outsourced (TV) - 2012
The Dark Knight - 2008 (Middle Eastern Hostage)

He will be missed *snerk*

www.imageleech.net
2012-10-02 01:54:30 PM  
1 votes:
www.overthinkingit.com
2012-10-02 11:00:53 AM  
1 votes:
weblogs.sun-sentinel.com

"It doesn't have a ring to it. Try again."
 
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