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2012-10-02 04:12:24 PM
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/And more cake!
 
2012-10-02 04:19:35 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: "They basically have lost a lot of their fine motor control, they have a wide-based stance and they are not sure on their feet," veterinarian Dr. Debbie Van Pelt said.

Kinda like this guy?
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See that?! The evil Mary Jane will turn your dog gay too!

/Don't turn your back on him!
//Out alone with the dog for a walk in the woods,..where did he go?
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2012-10-02 04:58:25 PM
Animals have different personalities. My lizard loved weed.
 
2012-10-02 05:12:03 PM
The dogs can't resist the coffee filters in the garbage from making butter. Back when the neighbor was up to shenanigans, his dog was known to grab a leaf and give it a couple of chews and then mellow out with a toy. She wasn't a nug stealer, and she always got the leaf taken away from her. Anywhoo, dog got into the coffee filters when making butter and turned into a vegetable for ~36 hours. She'd go outside for the bathroom, but that was it. She still ate, of course, but her body temperature dropped a few degrees and she felt cold, probably from not moving. Laying on her side was totally the thing to do.

Fast forward a few weeks and friend mentions getting a puppy in a couple of weeks when they are old enough. The next day he has a puppy. I asked him why he had a 6 week old puppy and he said the mom got into the coffee filters.

In the first instance the vet was called and they said they get this call way more frequently now, keep an eye on the dog and if there's seizures, bring it in.

I guess I'd recommend getting rid of your coffee filters where the dog can't get them. Dog #1 doesn't get into the garbage, but she couldn't resist the butter. Bring the coffee filters straight to the dumpster for the bears to eat.
 
2012-10-02 05:33:58 PM

jaytkay: I am shocked, shocked to hear that people who "need" medical marijuana are irresponsible dumbasses without regard for the well-being of their pets.

"Dude, watch this, blow smoke in the cat's face, it's HILARIOUS!"


I never smoked around my dog; neither cigarettes nor weed. There are a lot of things toxic to dogs that I had to be mindful of including chocolate, raisins, and what not.
 
2012-10-02 05:35:35 PM

His Sonshine: I think it's funny how liberals like making fun of Mitt Romney for hauling his dog (in a safe carrier) on top of his car, but here are liberals abusing dogs with marijuana. I seriously and honestly believe that Colorado Springs and maybe John Elway are the only places to see any sanity in Colorado. It's like the state lost its self to marijuana. They actually have stores on streetcorners selling legally marijuana. I had alot of explaining to do to my kids when we visited this past Summer. Thanks "mile high state".


Thanks for trying to inject some irrelevant partisanship into the discussion. Irresponsibility knows no party or affiliation, genius.

I'm sure you'll get plenty of bites humping the 'lazy stoner' trope. Try harder.

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2012-10-02 05:38:29 PM
My friend's black lab is notorious for coming in and sitting in with a session. He loves that shiat! He will sneeze and run off when he's had enough.
 
2012-10-02 05:53:01 PM
Miss my Maine Coon Squidward. He'd come running at the sound of a baggie. He'd flop down in the middle of the floor and give you the hairy eyeball until someone lit it. Afterward he'd stuff his face at the foodbowl and take a nap. Crankiest one in the house when we'd run out.
 
2012-10-02 06:09:28 PM

xynix: When I was 17 or so I had just got a quarter bag.. cleaned all the seeds and stems out of it.. rolled one, smoked one, put the shiat under the couch and went to Burger King. Come back and somehow my mom's dog had gotten under the couch and ate the entire bag plus seeds/stems. Man I was pissed.. Told my mom she owed me $30 (yes that dates me on pricing) and she paid me back.

Anyway dog slept for a day and lived until it was 20.

Did you tell your Mom what the $30 was for? Reason I asked is that my Mom is pretty old school. Believes marijuana is a dangerous drug, and you should just say no. Mom never knew I smoked pot occasionally when I was in college and graduate school. When I reached my 30's I remember stupidly telling my Mom that I used to smoke pot. It upset her so much that she began to cry.

That's great to hear Mom's dog who got stoned made it to age 20. What kind of dog was he/she? My beloved golden retriever will turn 16 around Thanksgiving.
 
2012-10-02 06:23:44 PM
amusing tag? dooshbag. grow up.
 
2012-10-02 06:32:27 PM

eldie: xynix: When I was 17 or so I had just got a quarter bag.. cleaned all the seeds and stems out of it.. rolled one, smoked one, put the shiat under the couch and went to Burger King. Come back and somehow my mom's dog had gotten under the couch and ate the entire bag plus seeds/stems. Man I was pissed.. Told my mom she owed me $30 (yes that dates me on pricing) and she paid me back.

Anyway dog slept for a day and lived until it was 20.
Did you tell your Mom what the $30 was for? Reason I asked is that my Mom is pretty old school. Believes marijuana is a dangerous drug, and you should just say no. Mom never knew I smoked pot occasionally when I was in college and graduate school. When I reached my 30's I remember stupidly telling my Mom that I used to smoke pot. It upset her so much that she began to cry.

That's great to hear Mom's dog who got stoned made it to age 20. What kind of dog was he/she? My beloved golden retriever will turn 16 around Thanksgiving.


I remember detailing to my mother (well after the fact) about the time I tried LSD. She was very cool about it and listened with some fascination with my attempts to describe the experience.
 
2012-10-02 06:59:26 PM
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What a dog tripping balls may look like.
 
2012-10-02 07:05:41 PM
I'm guessing this vet in the article doesn't realize the chocolate in the brownies is more toxic to dogs than 30lb of pot.

Csb: I had a 2 gram coin of nice bubble hash, had cut off a little piece to sprinkle on top of a bowl we were all sharing... Set the coin on the bookshelf.. Promptly lost it. Turns out my that it got knocked onto the floor and eaten by my brothers puppy(small dachshund/unknown mix). He wasn't too steady... We were all concerned/amused as he would sit there and look at you, wagging his tail, and list sideways and fall over. Or run across the room diagonally. He had a vet appt the next day and was the most calm, well behaved puppy the vet had ever met.
 
2012-10-02 10:54:19 PM
Some animals like getting stoned, but not all of them.

One friend of mine had an iguana that roamed the house, it would get on the back of the couch when we were having a smoke session and whip people with its tail if it didn't get smoke blown its way.

Another friend of mine was staying with his grandparents for a short while, so he had to smoke outside, usually out by the horse corral. One of the horses would always come up and put her head over the fence for us to smoke her out. When you blew hits at her, you could see her nostrils flare as she took a deep breath to inhale the smoke. Then she would go eat and drink a ton of water.
 
2012-10-02 11:32:15 PM
"Two dogs, however, got into baked goods with medical grade marijuana butter in it, which presumably seems to be more toxic to the dogs, so we did have two deaths,"

Amusing? Is the SAD tag too high to show up?
 
2012-10-02 11:41:24 PM

grinding_journalist: My dogs are like the dog in that anti-pot PSA: They HATE it when I smoke. They'll ignore me, refuse to come near me, and sometimes will intentionally destroy something I use regularly. They're well-behaved, so I *know* the destruction is intentional. I don't get it, really, as I'll usually show them extra affection and attention.

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Lindsay? I wish you didn't smoke weed.
You're not the same when you smoke.
And... I miss my friend. I'll be outside.
 
2012-10-02 11:42:18 PM
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2012-10-03 01:41:41 AM
My 35 pound dog ate a full size medical brownie and was fine, just a little loopy for a couple days.
 
2012-10-03 02:45:09 PM

Cyno01: bmwericus: Oh, new danger of legal weed! I call BS on the entire "spike" thing.

That being said, I don't agree with getting your dog ripped be it weed or beer or champagne. Poor critters don't understand at all.

Any kind of wine is a bad idea, grapes are bad for dogs. A little beer occasionally probably doesn't hurt anything, considering how much grain is used as filler in cheap dog food.


There's an ongoing debate about how hops are bad for dogs. FYI
 
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