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2012-10-02 12:40:57 PM
17 votes:
Do you come here often?
 
*blushes*
2012-10-02 01:03:23 PM
12 votes:
"Thank you, Come again."
2012-10-02 12:10:14 PM
12 votes:
Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".
2012-10-02 02:54:44 PM
8 votes:

Nurglitch: Okay, strange question here, but how do they make money?


Just tips.
2012-10-02 02:40:46 PM
7 votes:
I walked into a sushi joint up town. At least, I thought it was a sushi joint. It smelled of fish. The moment I came through the door, I knew I was wrong. Some broad was wailing in the corner like a siren. A bunch of strung-out women were laying in a pile on the billiards table. There was something very wrong going on here and I was going to get to the bottom of it...
2012-10-02 02:42:07 PM
6 votes:
It's bad enough that Japanese women sound like flogged dolphins when having sex, but now there will be a whole room full of them going off at once.

EEEEEEE!
EEEEEE!
EEEEEEEEEEE!
2012-10-02 12:06:53 PM
5 votes:
I'll have what she's having and make it a double(dong).
2012-10-02 03:19:12 PM
4 votes:

Ghost Roach: Cross arms, and have each rub the other one, it really helps heat things up


sidelinesnews.com
2012-10-02 03:07:40 PM
4 votes:

eepapapee: Ring Bell For Service Cervix


Different way to look at it.
2012-10-02 02:57:10 PM
4 votes:
Also, I'm assuming that there's a "wet bar".
2012-10-02 12:56:21 PM
4 votes:
I think I'll look into opening a battery store next door
2012-10-02 04:18:48 PM
3 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples


I wasn't invented. I was born.
2012-10-02 03:06:31 PM
3 votes:
Domo arigato, miss you go fappo
2012-10-02 03:00:57 PM
3 votes:

kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on


All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.
2012-10-02 03:00:43 PM
3 votes:

Theaetetus: Yeah, because there's no way men would want to be around a bunch of masturbating drunk women!


Well, not if they're making that Asian Climax Squeaky Noise. God, that's some serious boner-abatement right there.
2012-10-02 02:57:41 PM
3 votes:

kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on


Make sure your pubic wifi is secure - you can never be too safe.
2012-10-02 02:46:35 PM
3 votes:

cgraves67: I walked into a sushi joint up town. At least, I thought it was a sushi joint. It smelled of fish. The moment I came through the door, I knew I was wrong. Some broad was wailing in the corner like a siren. A bunch of strung-out women were laying in a pile on the billiards table. There was something very wrong going on here and I was going to get to the bottom of it...


Now read that in Max Payne's voice.
2012-10-02 04:57:54 PM
2 votes:
www.smbc-comics.com
2012-10-02 03:55:14 PM
2 votes:
"So this Japanese Woman walks in to a bar" (or a dildo)
2012-10-02 03:35:07 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

This new store is definitely not a bookmark when looking for horny women.
2012-10-02 03:30:38 PM
2 votes:
I daydreamed and fantasized about this sort of stuff when I was a kid. Sadly, my daydreams were better than this reality.
2012-10-02 03:30:02 PM
2 votes:

SpectroBoy: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 580x580]


Holy crap, that tiny girl on the right likes ' em big.
2012-10-02 03:17:35 PM
2 votes:
"I go because it is a safe place and I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer going by the name Sayama. "Add in that it is also a great place to drink and talk about what we women love to talk about, sex and guys, that's also a big pull."

>trying to brush off men all the time
>talk about sex and guys

Women logic.
2012-10-02 03:15:02 PM
2 votes:
What does it mean?

It means sex with Japanese men is more disappointing than previously assumed.

Lowest birth rate ever just doesn't happen, you know.
2012-10-02 03:08:37 PM
2 votes:
Men without a female companion will just have to wonder what's going on inside. Luckily for them, male masturbation doesn't face the same stigma.

hhahaha what? You mean male masturbation, the butt of jokes and proof that the guy is a loser who can't get any, doesn't have the "stigma" of the wonderful, sex-positive, enabling act that is female masturbation?

Seriously, try this experiment: a woman masturbates in public, and a man masturbates in public. Which one will have to register as a sex offender?

/seriously, DON'T try that experiment. It is not a challenge.
2012-10-02 03:03:03 PM
2 votes:
Wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!
2012-10-02 03:00:32 PM
2 votes:

olddeegee: Also, I'm assuming that there's a "wet bar".


Would that be better or worse than a "raw bar?"
2012-10-02 02:54:27 PM
2 votes:
LOL one of the Tenga pages says 2009 Masturbation Champion Mr. Masanobu Sato, who held on for an impressive 9 hours and 58 minutes, uses a Tenga to "train".

I'm not sure how you judge this. I mean what's the official judging criteria??

I can keep my hand on my junk all day, that's hardly a feat. It's limited primarily by how long before I'd have to sleep.

If he actually had an erection lasting 10 hrs, well, he should consult a physician at the 4-hr mark. Immediately.
2012-10-02 02:47:33 PM
2 votes:
This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on
2012-10-02 02:45:59 PM
2 votes:
As a hobby, it sure beats playing the banjo or digging for clams
2012-10-02 02:42:42 PM
2 votes:
Men without a female companion will just have to wonder what's going on inside.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, "masturbation".
2012-10-02 02:36:48 PM
2 votes:

Hershey Highway Patrol: UberDave: Wait. They can get this in bars now?! Well, so much for my plans of moving to Japan to be a "massage" therapist...

You could try for a job as a dicksologist at the bar.


Or bar tender.

Barkeep, give me a stiff one!

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.
2012-10-02 02:33:35 PM
2 votes:
good sushi there, too
2012-10-02 01:52:33 PM
2 votes:
What TFA failed to mention was the hidden cameras and the websites that will assplode!
2012-10-02 12:51:52 PM
2 votes:

xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."



Be sure to watch the instructional video.
2012-10-02 12:41:05 PM
2 votes:
Of COURSE it's in Japan!

Hot damn, you wacky Japanese! You got it all goin' on!

dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".


I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."

Oh, and those Aneros? Not all they're cracked up to be. Maybe I just bought a shiatty one.
2012-10-02 12:15:43 PM
2 votes:

UberDave: Wait. They can get this in bars now?! Well, so much for my plans of moving to Japan to be a "massage" therapist...


You could try for a job as a dicksologist at the bar.
2012-10-03 01:33:57 PM
1 votes:
♫♫ You were working as a waitress in a masturbation bar / When I met you.... ♫♫
2012-10-02 05:25:17 PM
1 votes:
cdn.chud.com


Approves
2012-10-02 04:27:42 PM
1 votes:
Japan. You so crazy.

farm7.staticflickr.com
2012-10-02 04:19:19 PM
1 votes:
heh. "Moderate" safe-search GIS for "Tenga Egg:"

farm4.static.flickr.com
2012-10-02 03:53:23 PM
1 votes:

Endive Wombat: So when can I go to a bar, toss a few back and bust out my fleshlight?


Exactly. If this was a masturbation bar for men it would be all creepy and pervy. And not a single straight guy in the place.
2012-10-02 03:40:43 PM
1 votes:
Gonna need an entire fog machine filled with some sort of masking scent. Not even meant as mean, but good god, that many rubbing it out in an enclosed area? Yikes.
2012-10-02 03:35:36 PM
1 votes:

midigod: "I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer ... "it is also a great place to drink and talk about .... guys""

Geez. They want to talk about men, but don't want them around. Works out perfectly - you probably won't have any around anyway!


this was the mind blowing part. i remember knowing girls that would go out to meat market dance clubs on a saturday night and complain to our security when guys try to dance with them. "uh, we're just out to dance with the girls". Then get the fark out of our nightclub you skank. our customers are here to hook up you idiot.
2012-10-02 03:12:15 PM
1 votes:
If jerking it during happy hour is wrong, well, I don't wanna be right!
2012-10-02 03:09:26 PM
1 votes:

friedlinx: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 667x1000]

What an Japanese female sitting on a bar stool might look like



I hate it when you can't find clothes that fit right.
2012-10-02 03:09:02 PM
1 votes:
Dorothy has her hand on the buzzer:
www.ladyobama.com
2012-10-02 03:08:01 PM
1 votes:

neritz: "Thank you, Come again."


THAT was the WIN....

/Keyboard, 1 ea.
//no srsly, my boss will get pissed
2012-10-02 03:02:32 PM
1 votes:
FINALLY...I CAN FAP TO THIS
2012-10-02 03:01:17 PM
1 votes:

ChrisDe: Read headline as masturbating bear. Thanks, Conan.


25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-02 02:59:14 PM
1 votes:

midigod: "I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer ... "it is also a great place to drink and talk about .... guys""

Geez. They want to talk about men, but don't want them around. Works out perfectly - you probably won't have any around anyway!


Yeah, because there's no way men would want to be around a bunch of masturbating drunk women!

/wat
2012-10-02 02:57:48 PM
1 votes:
Read headline as masturbating bear. Thanks, Conan.
2012-10-02 02:55:59 PM
1 votes:

Oznog: I'm not sure how you judge this. I mean what's the official judging criteria??


By volume.
2012-10-02 02:52:59 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: splat the whale: dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Don't knock it. Sleeves are fun.

Yes, especially in the winter time. My arms are always the first part to get chilly.


Error: Insinuation Overload. Unable to post snark. This farker will self destruct.
2012-10-02 02:50:53 PM
1 votes:
So between this new bar, the rapidly dropping of marriage & birth rates and the flat out disgust women have with the modern-perv local men; I think we just witnessed the coming extinction of the people of Japan.
2012-10-02 02:50:51 PM
1 votes:

MoronLessOff: splat the whale: dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Don't knock it. Sleeves are fun.


Yes, especially in the winter time. My arms are always the first part to get chilly.
2012-10-02 02:50:13 PM
1 votes:
Meanwhile.....

www.extralast.com 

If only there were some way to share interests.
2012-10-02 02:35:13 PM
1 votes:
Do they have tarps available for the squirters? Or are there squirting/non-squirting sections?

The first time someone offers to buy a round for the bar...(I don't know how to end this joke)

The only play one type of music - coontry. (Well, that and moaning, but that's more of an improv, a capella performance.)

"Hi, I'm Jill; I'll be serving you this evening...OK, will that complete your order? Great! Jill off."

And...something about double-clicking a mouse. OK, I'm done.
2012-10-02 02:34:24 PM
1 votes:
Millions of people are masturbating with eggs? No thanks.
2012-10-02 02:14:42 PM
1 votes:
So when can I go to a bar, toss a few back and bust out my fleshlight?
2012-10-02 01:53:21 PM
1 votes:
Never mind, that wasn't what I was meant to be posting and now I can't be arsed.
2012-10-02 01:52:39 PM
1 votes:

xanadian: Aneros


PUNTACULAR
2012-10-02 12:04:07 PM
1 votes:
Wait. They can get this in bars now?! Well, so much for my plans of moving to Japan to be a "massage" therapist...
 
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