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2012-10-02 12:04:07 PM  
Wait. They can get this in bars now?! Well, so much for my plans of moving to Japan to be a "massage" therapist...
 
2012-10-02 12:06:53 PM  
I'll have what she's having and make it a double(dong).
 
2012-10-02 12:10:14 PM  
Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".
 
2012-10-02 12:15:43 PM  

UberDave: Wait. They can get this in bars now?! Well, so much for my plans of moving to Japan to be a "massage" therapist...


You could try for a job as a dicksologist at the bar.
 
2012-10-02 12:40:57 PM  
Do you come here often?
 
*blushes*
 
2012-10-02 12:41:05 PM  
Of COURSE it's in Japan!

Hot damn, you wacky Japanese! You got it all goin' on!

dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".


I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."

Oh, and those Aneros? Not all they're cracked up to be. Maybe I just bought a shiatty one.
 
2012-10-02 12:51:52 PM  

xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."



Be sure to watch the instructional video.
 
2012-10-02 12:56:21 PM  
I think I'll look into opening a battery store next door
 
2012-10-02 01:03:23 PM  
"Thank you, Come again."
 
2012-10-02 01:52:33 PM  
What TFA failed to mention was the hidden cameras and the websites that will assplode!
 
2012-10-02 01:52:39 PM  

xanadian: Aneros


PUNTACULAR
 
2012-10-02 01:53:21 PM  
Never mind, that wasn't what I was meant to be posting and now I can't be arsed.
 
2012-10-02 02:14:42 PM  
So when can I go to a bar, toss a few back and bust out my fleshlight?
 
2012-10-02 02:21:38 PM  
I bet the floor is really sticky.
 
2012-10-02 02:32:02 PM  

CraicBaby: I bet the floor is really sticky.


At least you wouldn't have to worry about slipping
 
2012-10-02 02:33:10 PM  
www.fablesinfashion.com
 
2012-10-02 02:33:34 PM  
All all the seats have saddlehorns! Wheeee!
 
2012-10-02 02:33:35 PM  
good sushi there, too
 
2012-10-02 02:33:44 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think I'll look into opening a battery store next door


Well, the place is called "Love Joule"

ENERGIZE ME!!!
 
2012-10-02 02:34:14 PM  
"The spot is already a hit with women in the commercial sex and burgeoning adult film industry, according to its Facebook page, which sites former adult video star Nayuka Mine and model Sayo Hayakawa as customers."

and that was pulled directly from the press release.

"Nayuka Mine and model Sayo Hayakawa as customers were paid to attend."
 
2012-10-02 02:34:24 PM  
Millions of people are masturbating with eggs? No thanks.
 
2012-10-02 02:34:51 PM  

brap: Do you come here often?
 
*blushes*


Win.
 
2012-10-02 02:35:13 PM  
Do they have tarps available for the squirters? Or are there squirting/non-squirting sections?

The first time someone offers to buy a round for the bar...(I don't know how to end this joke)

The only play one type of music - coontry. (Well, that and moaning, but that's more of an improv, a capella performance.)

"Hi, I'm Jill; I'll be serving you this evening...OK, will that complete your order? Great! Jill off."

And...something about double-clicking a mouse. OK, I'm done.
 
2012-10-02 02:35:53 PM  
"I'll have that straight up"
 
2012-10-02 02:36:48 PM  

Hershey Highway Patrol: UberDave: Wait. They can get this in bars now?! Well, so much for my plans of moving to Japan to be a "massage" therapist...

You could try for a job as a dicksologist at the bar.


Or bar tender.

Barkeep, give me a stiff one!

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.
 
2012-10-02 02:37:16 PM  
www.x929.ca

THIS is a good BURGER!!
 
2012-10-02 02:39:09 PM  
A masturbation bar without a single Sybian in sight? Weak.
 
2012-10-02 02:39:33 PM  

hstein3: , masturbation bar goes into you!

/Here all week


Hrm, there's an odd filter I didn't know about. Alas.
 
2012-10-02 02:39:57 PM  
This explains their low fertility rate, doesn't it.
 
2012-10-02 02:40:24 PM  

UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.


Ok, that was funny. And weird.

Day_Old_Dutchie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think I'll look into opening a battery store next door

Well, the place is called "Love Joule"

ENERGIZE ME!!!


www.ps3attitude.com
 
2012-10-02 02:40:46 PM  
I walked into a sushi joint up town. At least, I thought it was a sushi joint. It smelled of fish. The moment I came through the door, I knew I was wrong. Some broad was wailing in the corner like a siren. A bunch of strung-out women were laying in a pile on the billiards table. There was something very wrong going on here and I was going to get to the bottom of it...
 
2012-10-02 02:40:57 PM  
It's 'myth and taboo' over there? I'm surprised there hasn't been some crazy Japanese masturbating cultist group yet. I just saw 'the master' the other day, and my head has been in a weird place due to the movie.
 
gja
2012-10-02 02:41:32 PM  

xanadian: Of COURSE it's in Japan!

Hot damn, you wacky Japanese! You got it all goin' on!

dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".

I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."

Oh, and those Aneros? Not all they're cracked up to be. Maybe I just bought a shiatty one.


Well, now we know where you're at.........
 
2012-10-02 02:41:42 PM  
"I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer ... "it is also a great place to drink and talk about .... guys""

Geez. They want to talk about men, but don't want them around. Works out perfectly - you probably won't have any around anyway!
 
2012-10-02 02:41:59 PM  

CynicalLA: Millions of people are masturbating with eggs? No thanks.


The eggs are one shot deals. So I think it's a few people masturbating millions of times.
 
2012-10-02 02:42:07 PM  
It's bad enough that Japanese women sound like flogged dolphins when having sex, but now there will be a whole room full of them going off at once.

EEEEEEE!
EEEEEE!
EEEEEEEEEEE!
 
2012-10-02 02:42:22 PM  

Vectron: "The spot is already a hit with women in the commercial sex and burgeoning adult film industry, according to its Facebook page, which sites former adult video star Nayuka Mine and model Sayo Hayakawa as customers."

and that was pulled directly from the press release.

"Nayuka Mine and model Sayo Hayakawa as customers were paid to attend."


Why would women in the sex industry need these - they're already getting the real thing.
 
2012-10-02 02:42:42 PM  
Men without a female companion will just have to wonder what's going on inside.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, "masturbation".
 
2012-10-02 02:43:44 PM  

emersonbiggins: A masturbation bar without a single Sybian in sight? Weak.


25.media.tumblr.com

This is Japan. They wouldn't touch something like that unless it were Asimo-robot creepy, or tentacle-based.
 
2012-10-02 02:44:22 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".


Winner winner chicken dinner.
 
2012-10-02 02:44:32 PM  

LeroyBourne: It's 'myth and taboo' over there? I'm surprised there hasn't been some crazy Japanese masturbating cultist group yet. I just saw 'the master' the other day, and my head has been in a weird place due to the movie.


twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-10-02 02:45:04 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-02 02:45:59 PM  
As a hobby, it sure beats playing the banjo or digging for clams
 
2012-10-02 02:46:35 PM  

cgraves67: I walked into a sushi joint up town. At least, I thought it was a sushi joint. It smelled of fish. The moment I came through the door, I knew I was wrong. Some broad was wailing in the corner like a siren. A bunch of strung-out women were laying in a pile on the billiards table. There was something very wrong going on here and I was going to get to the bottom of it...


Now read that in Max Payne's voice.
 
2012-10-02 02:47:33 PM  
This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on
 
2012-10-02 02:49:23 PM  

splat the whale: dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".

Winner winner chicken dinner.


Don't knock it. Sleeves are fun.
 
2012-10-02 02:50:13 PM  
Meanwhile.....

www.extralast.com 

If only there were some way to share interests.
 
2012-10-02 02:50:51 PM  

MoronLessOff: splat the whale: dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Don't knock it. Sleeves are fun.


Yes, especially in the winter time. My arms are always the first part to get chilly.
 
2012-10-02 02:50:53 PM  
So between this new bar, the rapidly dropping of marriage & birth rates and the flat out disgust women have with the modern-perv local men; I think we just witnessed the coming extinction of the people of Japan.
 
2012-10-02 02:52:59 PM  

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: splat the whale: dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Don't knock it. Sleeves are fun.

Yes, especially in the winter time. My arms are always the first part to get chilly.


Error: Insinuation Overload. Unable to post snark. This farker will self destruct.
 
2012-10-02 02:53:32 PM  
Okay, strange question here, but how do they make money?
 
2012-10-02 02:54:27 PM  
LOL one of the Tenga pages says 2009 Masturbation Champion Mr. Masanobu Sato, who held on for an impressive 9 hours and 58 minutes, uses a Tenga to "train".

I'm not sure how you judge this. I mean what's the official judging criteria??

I can keep my hand on my junk all day, that's hardly a feat. It's limited primarily by how long before I'd have to sleep.

If he actually had an erection lasting 10 hrs, well, he should consult a physician at the 4-hr mark. Immediately.
 
2012-10-02 02:54:44 PM  

Nurglitch: Okay, strange question here, but how do they make money?


Just tips.
 
2012-10-02 02:55:59 PM  

Oznog: I'm not sure how you judge this. I mean what's the official judging criteria??


By volume.
 
2012-10-02 02:56:47 PM  

MoronLessOff: Nurglitch: Okay, strange question here, but how do they make money?

Just tips.


hahahaha now that's funny
 
2012-10-02 02:56:59 PM  
so guys go to the bar to hang out away from the wife, drink, watch the game, and complain about not getting any from their wives. Now the women have a bar they can go to avoid the husband, drink, masturbate, and talk about guys.

I think we're going about it the wrong way.
 
2012-10-02 02:57:10 PM  
Also, I'm assuming that there's a "wet bar".
 
2012-10-02 02:57:41 PM  

kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on


Make sure your pubic wifi is secure - you can never be too safe.
 
2012-10-02 02:57:44 PM  

CynicalLA: Millions of people are masturbating with eggs? No thanks.


And they're fertilized.
 
2012-10-02 02:57:48 PM  
Read headline as masturbating bear. Thanks, Conan.
 
2012-10-02 02:58:03 PM  

olddeegee: Also, I'm assuming that there's a "wet bar".


Another winner.
 
2012-10-02 02:58:26 PM  

Nurglitch: Okay, strange question here, but how do they make money?


I'm guessing they sell Beverages and sexual appliances.

"Good evening and welcome to Love Joule. Can I interest you in a sexual appliance? Would you care to see our beverage menu?"

"Good evening and welcome to Love Joule. Can I interest you in a sexual appliance? Would you care to see our beverage menu?"

"Good evening and welcome to Love Joule. Can I interest you in a sexual appliance? Would you care to see our beverage menu?"
 
2012-10-02 02:59:14 PM  

midigod: "I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer ... "it is also a great place to drink and talk about .... guys""

Geez. They want to talk about men, but don't want them around. Works out perfectly - you probably won't have any around anyway!


Yeah, because there's no way men would want to be around a bunch of masturbating drunk women!

/wat
 
2012-10-02 02:59:57 PM  
It sure would make ordering "two fingers" a much more interesting situation.

emersonbiggins: A masturbation bar without a single Sybian in sight? Weak.


There is. It's attached to the mechanical bull in the corner. Or would that be a mechanical Godzilla?
 
2012-10-02 03:00:19 PM  

Vectron: Meanwhile.....

[www.extralast.com image 450x290] 

If only there were some way to share interests.


Two questions: Would they be enough to gain entry? And would he have to share them if so? (My gut says yes, yes, and it'll be on xtube.)
 
2012-10-02 03:00:32 PM  

olddeegee: Also, I'm assuming that there's a "wet bar".


Would that be better or worse than a "raw bar?"
 
2012-10-02 03:00:43 PM  

sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com

 
2012-10-02 03:00:43 PM  

Theaetetus: Yeah, because there's no way men would want to be around a bunch of masturbating drunk women!


Well, not if they're making that Asian Climax Squeaky Noise. God, that's some serious boner-abatement right there.
 
2012-10-02 03:00:57 PM  

kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on


All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.
 
2012-10-02 03:01:17 PM  

ChrisDe: Read headline as masturbating bear. Thanks, Conan.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-02 03:02:32 PM  
FINALLY...I CAN FAP TO THIS
 
2012-10-02 03:03:03 PM  
Wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!
 
2012-10-02 03:04:16 PM  
Ring Bell For Service
 
2012-10-02 03:04:38 PM  
What, no Hitomi Tanaka?.
 
2012-10-02 03:04:38 PM  
I have nothing to add here but am somehow compelled to post something.
Labia clamp.
Thank you.
 
2012-10-02 03:06:31 PM  
Domo arigato, miss you go fappo
 
2012-10-02 03:06:33 PM  
I wonder how long it will be before the dancing bear arrive there.
 
2012-10-02 03:07:01 PM  

elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.


Usually those remotes make things go.
 
2012-10-02 03:07:40 PM  

eepapapee: Ring Bell For Service Cervix


Different way to look at it.
 
2012-10-02 03:07:52 PM  
Masturbation bar, how in the hell are they going to stop you from doing that?
 
2012-10-02 03:08:01 PM  

neritz: "Thank you, Come again."


THAT was the WIN....

/Keyboard, 1 ea.
//no srsly, my boss will get pissed
 
2012-10-02 03:08:22 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: splat the whale: dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Don't knock it. Sleeves are fun.

Yes, especially in the winter time. My arms are always the first part to get chilly.

Error: Insinuation Overload. Unable to post snark. This farker will self destruct.


Cross arms, and have each rub the other one, it really helps heat things up
 
2012-10-02 03:08:37 PM  
Men without a female companion will just have to wonder what's going on inside. Luckily for them, male masturbation doesn't face the same stigma.

hhahaha what? You mean male masturbation, the butt of jokes and proof that the guy is a loser who can't get any, doesn't have the "stigma" of the wonderful, sex-positive, enabling act that is female masturbation?

Seriously, try this experiment: a woman masturbates in public, and a man masturbates in public. Which one will have to register as a sex offender?

/seriously, DON'T try that experiment. It is not a challenge.
 
2012-10-02 03:08:43 PM  
I guess I'm the only one that finds this a little creepy but predictably Japanese ...
 
2012-10-02 03:09:02 PM  
Dorothy has her hand on the buzzer:
www.ladyobama.com
 
2012-10-02 03:09:26 PM  

friedlinx: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 667x1000]

What an Japanese female sitting on a bar stool might look like



I hate it when you can't find clothes that fit right.
 
2012-10-02 03:09:43 PM  

SpectroBoy: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 580x580]


They all look a little too small to take that bottle..
 
2012-10-02 03:09:56 PM  

t3.gstatic.com

 
2012-10-02 03:12:15 PM  
If jerking it during happy hour is wrong, well, I don't wanna be right!
 
2012-10-02 03:15:02 PM  
What does it mean?

It means sex with Japanese men is more disappointing than previously assumed.

Lowest birth rate ever just doesn't happen, you know.
 
2012-10-02 03:17:35 PM  
"I go because it is a safe place and I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer going by the name Sayama. "Add in that it is also a great place to drink and talk about what we women love to talk about, sex and guys, that's also a big pull."

>trying to brush off men all the time
>talk about sex and guys

Women logic.
 
2012-10-02 03:18:20 PM  
What the fark are the Air Sex World Championships?
 
2012-10-02 03:18:33 PM  

Thudfark: Domo arigato, miss you go fappo


chuckisawesome.org

Probably the most rapidly popularized neologism...heh..."gism"...of the last 10 years.
 
2012-10-02 03:19:12 PM  

Ghost Roach: Cross arms, and have each rub the other one, it really helps heat things up


sidelinesnews.com
 
2012-10-02 03:22:39 PM  
wuzzadem.typepad.com
Jules: I'm going, that's all there is to it, I'm farkin' going.
Vincent: Yeah baby, you'd dig it the most.
 
2012-10-02 03:24:06 PM  

UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.


Looks interesting. Simple concept, gets the job done. Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?

This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago


So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?
 
2012-10-02 03:30:02 PM  

SpectroBoy: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 580x580]


Holy crap, that tiny girl on the right likes ' em big.
 
2012-10-02 03:30:38 PM  
I daydreamed and fantasized about this sort of stuff when I was a kid. Sadly, my daydreams were better than this reality.
 
2012-10-02 03:31:32 PM  
FTFA:

"Once they take a seat, customers are able to experience a pleasant place in which they can openly discuss masturbation," 

What's in those seats?
 
2012-10-02 03:31:47 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?


I've still got all of mine. Cared for, they'll last quite a while.
 
2012-10-02 03:35:07 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

This new store is definitely not a bookmark when looking for horny women.
 
2012-10-02 03:35:36 PM  

midigod: "I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer ... "it is also a great place to drink and talk about .... guys""

Geez. They want to talk about men, but don't want them around. Works out perfectly - you probably won't have any around anyway!


this was the mind blowing part. i remember knowing girls that would go out to meat market dance clubs on a saturday night and complain to our security when guys try to dance with them. "uh, we're just out to dance with the girls". Then get the fark out of our nightclub you skank. our customers are here to hook up you idiot.
 
2012-10-02 03:40:43 PM  
Gonna need an entire fog machine filled with some sort of masking scent. Not even meant as mean, but good god, that many rubbing it out in an enclosed area? Yikes.
 
2012-10-02 03:43:36 PM  

SpectroBoy: [t3.gstatic.com image 174x252]


I know a chick who keeps one of those in her purse.
 
2012-10-02 03:46:08 PM  

MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.


I see what you did there.

/heartily approves
 
2012-10-02 03:48:44 PM  

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves


Oh, come on! That's not even fair
 
2012-10-02 03:52:19 PM  

xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Leave safe search "ON"

/trust me.
//unless you like that stuff
///NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-02 03:53:23 PM  

Endive Wombat: So when can I go to a bar, toss a few back and bust out my fleshlight?


Exactly. If this was a masturbation bar for men it would be all creepy and pervy. And not a single straight guy in the place.
 
2012-10-02 03:53:53 PM  
That is one bar I would never sit down in.
 
2012-10-02 03:53:56 PM  

kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on


I knew there was a reason I favored you. I had a girlfriend who also had a remote controlled vibrator it was so fun to turn it on in situations that were not appropriate for her to be enjoying the effects. I would just smile and watch her squirm.

Also

Does everyone here realize they are not actually masturbating in this bar?
 
2012-10-02 03:55:01 PM  

dj_blueshift: >trying to brush off men all the time
>talk about sex and guys

Women logic.


The point is to hang out with their girlfriends; this just happens to be what women do when they hang out. They want to either complain about the guys they've have been with, generalize about ones they haven't, or fantasize about ones they never will, not deal with having to talk to real ones.
 
2012-10-02 03:55:14 PM  
"So this Japanese Woman walks in to a bar" (or a dildo)
 
2012-10-02 03:57:15 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves

Oh, come on! That's not even fair


What's not fair?

And Profedius, because I'm perverted, liberated, and apparently so shameless that I share my private exploits with the interwebs? ...yeah, you got me there. I'm like 97% sure that's the exact thing that got you on my favorite list too. Not gonna lie.
 
2012-10-02 03:58:58 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves

Oh, come on! That's not even fair


PS. Boddingtons is teh sex. Welcome to my favorites list.
 
2012-10-02 04:00:14 PM  

Gawdzila: They want to either complain about the guys they've have been with, generalize about ones they haven't, or fantasize about ones they never will, not deal with having to talk to real ones.


Your argument only proves the point.
 
2012-10-02 04:11:52 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.

Looks interesting. Simple concept, gets the job done. Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?

This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago

So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?


Apparently, Tenga has medical uses.

Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!
 
2012-10-02 04:12:44 PM  

midigod: Gawdzila: They want to either complain about the guys they've have been with, generalize about ones they haven't, or fantasize about ones they never will, not deal with having to talk to real ones.

Your argument only proves the point.


I see you conveniently cut out the first sentence that explains why.
 
2012-10-02 04:17:46 PM  

xanadian: ExperianScaresCthulhu: UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.

Looks interesting. Simple concept, gets the job done. Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?

This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago

So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?

Apparently, Tenga has medical uses.

Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!


Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples, I'll be all over it and praise scientific masturbation. Sadly, that switch in my body is apparently busted. *weeping*

I'm like a dude. I gotta start all the way over with a break first. Sigh.
 
2012-10-02 04:18:48 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples


I wasn't invented. I was born.
 
2012-10-02 04:19:19 PM  
heh. "Moderate" safe-search GIS for "Tenga Egg:"

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-02 04:20:15 PM  

kiwimoogle84: cameroncrazy1984: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves

Oh, come on! That's not even fair

PS. Boddingtons is teh sex. Welcome to my favorites list.


[thread-jack]

You do realize you have a chunk of my email as a favorite in your profile, instead of my login in?

[/thread-jack]
 
2012-10-02 04:20:18 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples,


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does it
 
2012-10-02 04:20:55 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples

I wasn't invented. I was born.


SNERK
 
2012-10-02 04:23:20 PM  

SearchN: kiwimoogle84: cameroncrazy1984: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves

Oh, come on! That's not even fair

PS. Boddingtons is teh sex. Welcome to my favorites list.

[thread-jack]

You do realize you have a chunk of my email as a favorite in your profile, instead of my login in?

[/thread-jack]


Le whoops! Fixerated.

I have a bunch of stuff to update, actually.
 
2012-10-02 04:27:42 PM  
Japan. You so crazy.

farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-02 04:30:18 PM  

TravelingFreakshow: It's bad enough that Japanese women sound like flogged dolphins when having sex, but now there will be a whole room full of them going off at once.

EEEEEEE!
EEEEEE!
EEEEEEEEEEE!


Seriously, whats up with that?
 
2012-10-02 04:30:55 PM  

Profedius: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

I knew there was a reason I favored you. I had a girlfriend who also had a remote controlled vibrator it was so fun to turn it on in situations that were not appropriate for her to be enjoying the effects. I would just smile and watch her squirm.

Also

Does everyone here realize they are not actually masturbating in this bar?


Yes thet are!!! Furiously i might add
 
2012-10-02 04:33:12 PM  
Just couldn't help adding that second sentence to TFH, could you, Subby? With just the first sentence: headline of the month. As is....meh.
 
2012-10-02 04:33:23 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples

I wasn't invented. I was born.


We've got a winner!
 
2012-10-02 04:34:56 PM  

kiwimoogle84: cameroncrazy1984: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves

Oh, come on! That's not even fair

What's not fair?

And Profedius, because I'm perverted, liberated, and apparently so shameless that I share my private exploits with the interwebs? ...yeah, you got me there. I'm like 97% sure that's the exact thing that got you on my favorite list too. Not gonna lie.


You are right about that and that is why I like you.

Also

I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.
 
2012-10-02 04:38:19 PM  

kiwimoogle84: xanadian: ExperianScaresCthulhu: UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.

Looks interesting. Simple concept, gets the job done. Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?

This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago

So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?

Apparently, Tenga has medical uses.

Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!

Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples, I'll be all over it and praise scientific masturbation. Sadly, that switch in my body is apparently busted. *weeping*

I'm like a dude. I gotta start all the way over with a break first. Sigh.



I did a double take as I thought you said you have to start over with a "break fist". Then I was like - what the hell kind of device is that?!
 
2012-10-02 04:39:03 PM  

Profedius: kiwimoogle84: cameroncrazy1984: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves

Oh, come on! That's not even fair

What's not fair?

And Profedius, because I'm perverted, liberated, and apparently so shameless that I share my private exploits with the interwebs? ...yeah, you got me there. I'm like 97% sure that's the exact thing that got you on my favorite list too. Not gonna lie.

You are right about that and that is why I like you.

Also

I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.


Seriously.

Yeah, I bet that was an issue. I absolutely hate the Asian girl squeaking sounds. Ruins porn. The mister has had your problem too.

As far as Japan... They're simultaneously sexually repressed AND liberated. It's strange. Never been there, but they come up with some of the weirdest shiat.
 
2012-10-02 04:40:10 PM  

MoronLessOff: Oznog: I'm not sure how you judge this. I mean what's the official judging criteria??

By volume.


Lol, well they did list a "distance" and... "accuracy" record. But this was specifically listed as the "endurance" record.
 
2012-10-02 04:40:17 PM  

UberDave: kiwimoogle84: xanadian: ExperianScaresCthulhu: UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.

Looks interesting. Simple concept, gets the job done. Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?

This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago

So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?

Apparently, Tenga has medical uses.

Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!

Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples, I'll be all over it and praise scientific masturbation. Sadly, that switch in my body is apparently busted. *weeping*

I'm like a dude. I gotta start all the way over with a break first. Sigh.


I did a double take as I thought you said you have to start over with a "break fist". Then I was like - what the hell kind of device is that?!


Dude, now that scene from Borat is playing in my head. Thanks.
 
2012-10-02 04:42:00 PM  
This is awesome. Yea, the internet is great for female masturbation tools but noting like asking to see a mechanism up close and discuss it seriously with other women over a nice martini.

No, they are nor masturbating in the bar, guys. They're only examining and buying products in a social setting.

Though, knowing women, I doubt this bar will be open long. Not that women don't like masturbation but what is not taken into account is that many if not most women I have talked to, have a certain way of masturbating that "works" and variations on that method are fun but not necessary. New sex toys may promise awesome new variation on orgasms but if something like your hand or your fave vibe already works, there's some drawback when going to the trouble of warming up a chunky piece of electrified plastic.

Then there's the issue of poorly fitting toys. Imagine going for a great vibe orgasm and then having a vaginal toy sabotage the experience b/c it's too bulky in the wrong places for the vaginal physiology to orgasmically contract all the way. Will put a woman off of toys.

Anyway, good on them, hope it works out.

/ahem
 
2012-10-02 04:42:43 PM  
Well shiat. Those Japs got it all over Murca again. If I recall there's still a couple states that don't even allow vibrator sales much less have a vibrator bar.
 
2012-10-02 04:43:58 PM  

Huntceet: Well shiat. Those Japs got it all over Murca again. If I recall there's still a couple states that don't even allow vibrator sales much less have a vibrator bar.


WHAT?!?? You're kidding, right? Tell me where so that I never EVER go there.
 
2012-10-02 04:45:20 PM  
kiwimoogle84

I would highly recommend going. I grew up outside of Tokyo and it was a blast. The Peace Parks are amazing when they sculpt the ice in winter.

/Beats Amsterdam as a place to visit.
//Much better than Sac Town.
 
2012-10-02 04:45:41 PM  

xanadian: Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!


I dated a girl once who told me she had (about 6 months before we started dating) had a dildo prescribed to her, by an actual doctor. Seems that she was having trouble relaxing enough to let anything get in there, including gyno equipment.

Never had a problem with me. And save the pencil-dick jokes - that dog won't coont.

// stupid filter
// and kiwimoogle84 - she was also "one & done"
 
2012-10-02 04:47:21 PM  

Profedius: I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.


img2i.www.spoki.lv

Oh hey I think I left my phone in there... can I come in and look for it...?
 
2012-10-02 04:50:07 PM  

Dr Dreidel: xanadian: Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!

I dated a girl once who told me she had (about 6 months before we started dating) had a dildo prescribed to her, by an actual doctor. Seems that she was having trouble relaxing enough to let anything get in there, including gyno equipment.

Never had a problem with me. And save the pencil-dick jokes - that dog won't coont.

// stupid filter
// and kiwimoogle84 - she was also "one & done"


That's not the issue. Mr. Kiwi is actually the only guy who has been able to, eh, deliver, with regularity. And he's a god at what he does. Also, I have zero trouble on my own. Relaxed as all hell as far as that goes. I just have to rebuild it. All women are built different, I'll take what I can get.
 
2012-10-02 04:51:21 PM  

Profedius:
I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.


Oh for fks sake. Just stop.
 
2012-10-02 04:53:09 PM  

SearchN: kiwimoogle84

I would highly recommend going. I grew up outside of Tokyo and it was a blast. The Peace Parks are amazing when they sculpt the ice in winter.

/Beats Amsterdam as a place to visit.
//Much better than Sac Town.


I live in Indianapolis now :)

And vacations require money, last I checked. We plan on traveling though- I'll get there.
 
2012-10-02 04:53:52 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Profedius:
I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.

Oh for fks sake. Just stop.


Um, an average American male WILL have a larger penis than an Asian. What's YOUR problem?
 
2012-10-02 04:54:54 PM  

Endive Wombat: So when can I go to a bar, toss a few back and bust out my fleshlight?


http://www.sfjacks.com/
 
2012-10-02 04:55:45 PM  

Endive Wombat: So when can I go to a bar, toss a few back and bust out my fleshlight?


Last post is NSFW
 
2012-10-02 04:56:05 PM  

kiwimoogle84: SearchN: kiwimoogle84

I would highly recommend going. I grew up outside of Tokyo and it was a blast. The Peace Parks are amazing when they sculpt the ice in winter.

/Beats Amsterdam as a place to visit.
//Much better than Sac Town.

I live in Indianapolis now :)

And vacations require money, last I checked. We plan on traveling though- I'll get there.


If you ever make it to the Denver area drop me a line. Beer's on me.
 
2012-10-02 04:56:26 PM  
This is very relevant to my interests.
 
2012-10-02 04:57:54 PM  
www.smbc-comics.com
 
2012-10-02 05:03:08 PM  

Mimic_Octopus: midigod: "I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer ... "it is also a great place to drink and talk about .... guys""

Geez. They want to talk about men, but don't want them around. Works out perfectly - you probably won't have any around anyway!

this was the mind blowing part. i remember knowing girls that would go out to meat market dance clubs on a saturday night and complain to our security when guys try to dance with them. "uh, we're just out to dance with the girls". Then get the fark out of our nightclub you skank. our customers are here to hook up you idiot.


Yes, because if women want to go out dancing with their girlfriends without being sexually assaulted, they're idiots to assume a dance club is the place to do that.
 
2012-10-02 05:05:10 PM  

kiwimoogle84: That's not the issue. Mr. Kiwi is actually the only guy who has been able to, eh, deliver, with regularity. And he's a god at what he does. Also, I have zero trouble on my own. Relaxed as all hell as far as that goes. I just have to rebuild it. All women are built different, I'll take what I can get.


Sorry - the two phenomena were unrelated (or didn't appear to be). By time I was involved with her, the Prescription Dildo (yes, I'm going to make that a band name/album title) was mostly gathering dust in her sock drawer. While "under treatment", she was told to, ahem, apply internally once or twice a week.

She could be tough to get off in general, though, sometimes lending me a helping hand. Which was appreciated, as my neck/arms get sore like any other mortal's.

// yeah, women are different
// the one I got into after her could get off if I looked at her just right
// like an overpressurized fire hydrant, she was
// and, to answer your next question, yes
 
2012-10-02 05:05:51 PM  

kiwimoogle84: UberDave: kiwimoogle84: xanadian: ExperianScaresCthulhu: UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.

Looks interesting. Simple concept, gets the job done. Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?

This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago

So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?

Apparently, Tenga has medical uses.

Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!

Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples, I'll be all over it and praise scientific masturbation. Sadly, that switch in my body is apparently busted. *weeping*

I'm like a dude. I gotta start all the way over with a break first. Sigh.


I did a double take as I thought you said you have to start over with a "break fist". Then I was like - what the hell kind of device is that?!

Dude, now that scene from Borat is playing in my head. Thanks.


I can do it as a male without the need for a break well a short one just until the orgasm is over. It is kind of a required thing since I get there pretty quick on the first round. After the second round though I need a break, because that takes a good long time to reach if I even get there before it becomes uncomfortable for her. If we go again soon after then the first time is not as quick so there is no need for me to keep going though I could.
 
2012-10-02 05:16:13 PM  

Profedius: Does everyone here realize they are not actually masturbating in this bar?


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-02 05:16:59 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Profedius:
I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.

Oh for fks sake. Just stop.


I was not stroking my ego I was just telling a funny story if anything I was deflating my ego by tell everyone how dumb I was about sex and Asian women. Your average American is larger in girth and length than your average Asian and I am slightly above your average American which makes my well above and average Asian. Of course I am happy about it, but I am not trying to brag about it or impress the ladies here.
 
2012-10-02 05:17:28 PM  
I guess this thread is payback for today's discussion of this broad:
i.dailymail.co.uk
Would NOT hit it
 
2012-10-02 05:20:15 PM  
Can we get live access to the security cams?
 
2012-10-02 05:25:17 PM  

cdn.chud.com



Approves
 
2012-10-02 05:28:29 PM  

Dr Dreidel: kiwimoogle84: That's not the issue. Mr. Kiwi is actually the only guy who has been able to, eh, deliver, with regularity. And he's a god at what he does. Also, I have zero trouble on my own. Relaxed as all hell as far as that goes. I just have to rebuild it. All women are built different, I'll take what I can get.

Sorry - the two phenomena were unrelated (or didn't appear to be). By time I was involved with her, the Prescription Dildo (yes, I'm going to make that a band name/album title) was mostly gathering dust in her sock drawer. While "under treatment", she was told to, ahem, apply internally once or twice a week.

She could be tough to get off in general, though, sometimes lending me a helping hand. Which was appreciated, as my neck/arms get sore like any other mortal's.

// yeah, women are different
// the one I got into after her could get off if I looked at her just right
// like an overpressurized fire hydrant, she was
// and, to answer your next question, yes


What kind of doctor are you, anyway? (Omg Prescription Dildo is an EXCELLENT band name) I spend my life doing y'all's biatch work: making sure you get paid, and trying to decipher your prescriptions for DME that gets sent to Medicare daily.

Yeah, my best girl friend apparently pops them off as easy as sneezing. I seethe with jealousy. Then again, I don't know how strong they are- mine cripple me- so maybe I've got the better end after all.

/didn't mean to be punny
 
2012-10-02 05:32:49 PM  
Stupid, just plain stupid.
 
2012-10-02 05:39:26 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Huntceet: Well shiat. Those Japs got it all over Murca again. If I recall there's still a couple states that don't even allow vibrator sales much less have a vibrator bar.

WHAT?!?? You're kidding, right? Tell me where so that I never EVER go there.


http://chaosmonster.blogspot.com/2008/11/illegal-to-sell-vibrators-in - several-us.html
 
2012-10-02 06:21:09 PM  
ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-10-02 06:35:03 PM  

Profedius: The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.


CSB

Reminds me of an interview with a DEVO member talking about farking a Japanese groupie in the 70's or early 80's, He didn't speak Japanese, and she didn't speak English. They were going at it, and she started making noises that sounded like he was hurting her. He pulls back, and she looks at him with an expression like "why'd you stop?" It seems she's OK, so he restarts, and she does it again. Now he's convinced he's hurting her and stops. Again, she's like "WTF?"

I don't recall what happened then, but the next day he describes it to a Japanese friend. The guy laughs and says she was saying, "Too big! Too big!" -- but that Japanese women say that just to flatter a guy's ego, not because it really is.

/CSB

Bottom line, don't let it go to your head. So to speak.
 
2012-10-02 06:37:58 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu:
This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago

So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?


It seems unlikely that it's related to circumcision at all. It's Japan, they have their god-defying foreskins over there.
It really does seem like an interesting design, but it sure seems wasteful.
 
2012-10-02 07:06:21 PM  
 
2012-10-02 07:09:49 PM  
Since most people view female masturbation as something of a mystery or taboo, it is not a usual topic at typical bars.

Sounds like the article author is just not going to the right bars.
 
2012-10-02 07:40:29 PM  

kiwimoogle84: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Profedius:
I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.

Oh for fks sake. Just stop.

Um, an average American male WILL have a larger penis than an Asian. What's YOUR problem?


That's true, but what if you only have a Green Card, will your penis only be slightly larger? I look forward to getting full US citizenship and the promised penis upgrade, hurray!
 
2012-10-02 07:57:36 PM  
Do they rent the "appliances" to the women by the hour? Do they sell "low mileage pre-owned" models.

/ Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2012-10-02 08:03:34 PM  
bie?
eip

I like watching women do that. a lot.

cdnimg.visualizeus.com
 
2012-10-02 08:07:21 PM  
Since most people view female masturbation as something of a mystery or taboo, it is not a usual topic at typical bars."

Yeahhhhhhh actually, not so much.

At all.

I guess women can now have the cake-and-eat-it-too experience of being able to complain how "the bar was full of jerkoffs, as usual", without having to actually hang out near men. : )
 
2012-10-02 08:10:17 PM  
Pictures or it didn't happen kudesai
 
2012-10-02 08:13:58 PM  
here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?

data.whicdn.com
 
2012-10-02 08:19:10 PM  

Profedius: I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.


I've heard of some versions of a place like this, and usually the connections have to be illegal, or very stinking rich... Sometimes both at the same time... Most of the time that I've had the pleasure of this style, the woman/model was American, and obviously of legal age... To each their own I say, but I prefer to not end up on the pedo list...

And my usual complaint with Japanese porn is the digitizing of the pubes... That is the biggest thing that I go "WTF?" about... The noise can be silenced in other ways...

kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on


And my favorite erotic story involved something like this, but when the guy with the remote was using it, apparently another woman in the same restaurant had on a pair that was on the same frequency, and he was giving more thrills than he intended on...
 
2012-10-02 09:29:03 PM  

Omahawg: here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?


The amount of time you undoubtedly spent looking up a sexy man photo to post makes me wonder a bit about you...
 
2012-10-02 09:37:49 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?

The amount of time you undoubtedly spent looking up a sexy man photo to post makes me wonder a bit about you...


i know. i wasted about thirty seconds of my life and it felt.....wrong. so so so wrong.

but, hey, whatever works, ya know?

are YOU inspired?


/i was kinda grossed out.
 
2012-10-02 09:54:41 PM  

Omahawg: kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?

The amount of time you undoubtedly spent looking up a sexy man photo to post makes me wonder a bit about you...

i know. i wasted about thirty seconds of my life and it felt.....wrong. so so so wrong.

but, hey, whatever works, ya know?

are YOU inspired?


/i was kinda grossed out.


Quite. :) that's not gross. It's kinda beautiful. How YOU doin?

/why are lesbians ok but gay men wrong?
//alcohol is currently a factor
 
2012-10-02 09:55:11 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?

The amount of time you undoubtedly spent looking up a sexy man photo to post makes me wonder a bit about you...


Come now, some of us provide entrainment for both the girls and boys.
 
2012-10-02 10:08:15 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?

The amount of time you undoubtedly spent looking up a sexy man photo to post makes me wonder a bit about you...

i know. i wasted about thirty seconds of my life and it felt.....wrong. so so so wrong.

but, hey, whatever works, ya know?

are YOU inspired?


/i was kinda grossed out.

Quite. :) that's not gross. It's kinda beautiful. How YOU doin?

/why are lesbians ok but gay men wrong?
//alcohol is currently a factor


dunno? nothing interesting about the male. now wimmen's....they not only smell pretty but taste pretty too. you can't beat that.
 
2012-10-02 10:21:45 PM  

Omahawg: kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?

The amount of time you undoubtedly spent looking up a sexy man photo to post makes me wonder a bit about you...

i know. i wasted about thirty seconds of my life and it felt.....wrong. so so so wrong.

but, hey, whatever works, ya know?

are YOU inspired?


/i was kinda grossed out.

Quite. :) that's not gross. It's kinda beautiful. How YOU doin?

/why are lesbians ok but gay men wrong?
//alcohol is currently a factor

dunno? nothing interesting about the male. now wimmen's....they not only smell pretty but taste pretty too. you can't beat that.


I dunno, dude. I just tasted me some man like three and a half minutes ago. Pretty tasty to me, IMHO.

Men look the same fresh out of bed as they do after a long day of work. That's a thing of beauty. Men are strong, are MORE attractive with muscles, and simply dressing well is enough to make any woman swoon.

Women... Dressing too well is bad. Dressing not well enough is bad. There's hair, there's makeup, and lord- there's fark. Real world 9's and there's a whole multitude of men here ready to throw a bag on her head.

I'm glad I love men. They're easy to love, when they aren't busy picking apart my gender.
 
2012-10-02 10:23:25 PM  
Dr Dreidel


Do they have tarps available for the squirters? Or are there squirting/non-squirting sections?

Squirting can be...unpredictable. You don't always know when its going to happen.

/I speak from experience
 
2012-10-02 10:24:10 PM  
silly kiwi. don't you know the best dressed woman is the one who is undressed?
 
2012-10-02 10:25:15 PM  
xanadian


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does


Regular kegels exercises, being well hydrated, and a hitachi wand.

/definately the hitachi wand
//first time I ever had multiples was with one
 
2012-10-02 10:27:55 PM  

MeanJean: xanadian


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does

Regular kegels exercises, being well hydrated, and a hitachi wand.

/definately the hitachi wand
//first time I ever had multiples was with one


um.

*raises hand*

always bring 'em just to the brink a couple times and then back off, take a breather, and then start over again, slowly, before really giving it to her?

always worked for me anyway

unless they were all just faking it to be nice in which case I think i'm going to go cry.
 
2012-10-02 10:33:49 PM  

Omahawg: silly kiwi. don't you know the best dressed woman is the one who is undressed?


I dare you to ask me what I'm wearing right now.

Pajamas, that's what. Goodnight!

/...don't ask me what I sleep in
 
2012-10-02 10:36:57 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: silly kiwi. don't you know the best dressed woman is the one who is undressed?

I dare you to ask me what I'm wearing right now.

Pajamas, that's what. Goodnight!

/...don't ask me what I sleep in


a bed? a casket?
hmmm....

sweet dreams
 
2012-10-02 10:46:05 PM  
There better be somebody masturbating there if your gonna call it a masturbation bar.

/Quit trying to outjapan yourself, Japan
 
2012-10-02 10:46:10 PM  
Omahawg

um.

*raises hand*

always bring 'em just to the brink a couple times and then back off, take a breather, and then start over again, slowly, before really giving it to her?

always worked for me anyway

unless they were all just faking it to be nice in which case I think i'm going to go cry.


Some women like that. I'm not really one of them though. I'm just speaking from my personal experience, I can't speak for other gals.
 
2012-10-03 12:44:39 AM  
FTFA: The sanctity of the space is preserved by a policy prohibiting single men from entering-- men are only welcome if they are accompanying a woman, according to Rocket News.

Accompanying a woman to a women's masturbation-themed bar? Hmm... I guess I could be convinced to go along with that idea. It might be very educational, since I know nothing about the subject.

Women masturbate? Really? Huh... Go figure.

/learn something new every day
 
2012-10-03 01:21:31 AM  
Re-reading this thread reminded me of this little gem...

Dialog might be NSFW
 
2012-10-03 01:46:03 AM  

kiwimoogle84: /why are lesbians ok but gay men wrong?


Because women are much, much more attractive.
 
2012-10-03 02:41:04 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: Re-reading this thread reminded me of this little gem...

Dialog might be NSFW


I had forgotten how hilariously funny that was.
 
2012-10-03 07:10:11 AM  

MeanJean: xanadian


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does

Regular kegels exercises, being well hydrated, and a hitachi wand.

/definately the hitachi wand
//first time I ever had multiples was with one


Yeah, but, you're a GIRL. Girls can easily have multiples. Not very easy for boys.
 
2012-10-03 07:13:45 AM  

xanadian: MeanJean: xanadian


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does

Regular kegels exercises, being well hydrated, and a hitachi wand.

/definately the hitachi wand
//first time I ever had multiples was with one

Yeah, but, you're a GIRL. Girls can easily have multiples. Not very easy for boys.


multiples?

img392.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-03 08:39:13 AM  

xanadian: MeanJean: xanadian


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does

Regular kegels exercises, being well hydrated, and a hitachi wand.

/definately the hitachi wand
//first time I ever had multiples was with one

Yeah, but, you're a GIRL. Girls can easily have multiples. Not very easy for boys.


Easily? No, that was my point. Some women don't finish at all, some bloom late (I did). Some women easily can. I'm happy to get mine at all.
 
2012-10-03 09:48:15 AM  

xanadian: MeanJean: xanadian


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does

Regular kegels exercises, being well hydrated, and a hitachi wand.

/definately the hitachi wand
//first time I ever had multiples was with one

Yeah, but, you're a GIRL. Girls can easily have multiples. Not very easy for boys.


Says you!
 
2012-10-03 01:33:57 PM  
♫♫ You were working as a waitress in a masturbation bar / When I met you.... ♫♫
 
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