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2012-10-02 05:05:10 PM

kiwimoogle84: That's not the issue. Mr. Kiwi is actually the only guy who has been able to, eh, deliver, with regularity. And he's a god at what he does. Also, I have zero trouble on my own. Relaxed as all hell as far as that goes. I just have to rebuild it. All women are built different, I'll take what I can get.


Sorry - the two phenomena were unrelated (or didn't appear to be). By time I was involved with her, the Prescription Dildo (yes, I'm going to make that a band name/album title) was mostly gathering dust in her sock drawer. While "under treatment", she was told to, ahem, apply internally once or twice a week.

She could be tough to get off in general, though, sometimes lending me a helping hand. Which was appreciated, as my neck/arms get sore like any other mortal's.

// yeah, women are different
// the one I got into after her could get off if I looked at her just right
// like an overpressurized fire hydrant, she was
// and, to answer your next question, yes
 
2012-10-02 05:05:51 PM

kiwimoogle84: UberDave: kiwimoogle84: xanadian: ExperianScaresCthulhu: UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.

Looks interesting. Simple concept, gets the job done. Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?

This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago

So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?

Apparently, Tenga has medical uses.

Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!

Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples, I'll be all over it and praise scientific masturbation. Sadly, that switch in my body is apparently busted. *weeping*

I'm like a dude. I gotta start all the way over with a break first. Sigh.


I did a double take as I thought you said you have to start over with a "break fist". Then I was like - what the hell kind of device is that?!

Dude, now that scene from Borat is playing in my head. Thanks.


I can do it as a male without the need for a break well a short one just until the orgasm is over. It is kind of a required thing since I get there pretty quick on the first round. After the second round though I need a break, because that takes a good long time to reach if I even get there before it becomes uncomfortable for her. If we go again soon after then the first time is not as quick so there is no need for me to keep going though I could.
 
2012-10-02 05:16:13 PM

Profedius: Does everyone here realize they are not actually masturbating in this bar?


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-02 05:16:59 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Profedius:
I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.

Oh for fks sake. Just stop.


I was not stroking my ego I was just telling a funny story if anything I was deflating my ego by tell everyone how dumb I was about sex and Asian women. Your average American is larger in girth and length than your average Asian and I am slightly above your average American which makes my well above and average Asian. Of course I am happy about it, but I am not trying to brag about it or impress the ladies here.
 
2012-10-02 05:17:28 PM
I guess this thread is payback for today's discussion of this broad:
i.dailymail.co.uk
Would NOT hit it
 
2012-10-02 05:20:15 PM
Can we get live access to the security cams?
 
2012-10-02 05:25:17 PM
cdn.chud.com


Approves
 
2012-10-02 05:28:29 PM

Dr Dreidel: kiwimoogle84: That's not the issue. Mr. Kiwi is actually the only guy who has been able to, eh, deliver, with regularity. And he's a god at what he does. Also, I have zero trouble on my own. Relaxed as all hell as far as that goes. I just have to rebuild it. All women are built different, I'll take what I can get.

Sorry - the two phenomena were unrelated (or didn't appear to be). By time I was involved with her, the Prescription Dildo (yes, I'm going to make that a band name/album title) was mostly gathering dust in her sock drawer. While "under treatment", she was told to, ahem, apply internally once or twice a week.

She could be tough to get off in general, though, sometimes lending me a helping hand. Which was appreciated, as my neck/arms get sore like any other mortal's.

// yeah, women are different
// the one I got into after her could get off if I looked at her just right
// like an overpressurized fire hydrant, she was
// and, to answer your next question, yes


What kind of doctor are you, anyway? (Omg Prescription Dildo is an EXCELLENT band name) I spend my life doing y'all's biatch work: making sure you get paid, and trying to decipher your prescriptions for DME that gets sent to Medicare daily.

Yeah, my best girl friend apparently pops them off as easy as sneezing. I seethe with jealousy. Then again, I don't know how strong they are- mine cripple me- so maybe I've got the better end after all.

/didn't mean to be punny
 
2012-10-02 05:32:49 PM
Stupid, just plain stupid.
 
2012-10-02 05:39:26 PM

kiwimoogle84: Huntceet: Well shiat. Those Japs got it all over Murca again. If I recall there's still a couple states that don't even allow vibrator sales much less have a vibrator bar.

WHAT?!?? You're kidding, right? Tell me where so that I never EVER go there.


http://chaosmonster.blogspot.com/2008/11/illegal-to-sell-vibrators-in - several-us.html
 
2012-10-02 06:21:09 PM
ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-10-02 06:35:03 PM

Profedius: The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.


CSB

Reminds me of an interview with a DEVO member talking about farking a Japanese groupie in the 70's or early 80's, He didn't speak Japanese, and she didn't speak English. They were going at it, and she started making noises that sounded like he was hurting her. He pulls back, and she looks at him with an expression like "why'd you stop?" It seems she's OK, so he restarts, and she does it again. Now he's convinced he's hurting her and stops. Again, she's like "WTF?"

I don't recall what happened then, but the next day he describes it to a Japanese friend. The guy laughs and says she was saying, "Too big! Too big!" -- but that Japanese women say that just to flatter a guy's ego, not because it really is.

/CSB

Bottom line, don't let it go to your head. So to speak.
 
2012-10-02 06:37:58 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu:
This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago

So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?


It seems unlikely that it's related to circumcision at all. It's Japan, they have their god-defying foreskins over there.
It really does seem like an interesting design, but it sure seems wasteful.
 
2012-10-02 07:06:21 PM
 
2012-10-02 07:09:49 PM
Since most people view female masturbation as something of a mystery or taboo, it is not a usual topic at typical bars.

Sounds like the article author is just not going to the right bars.
 
2012-10-02 07:40:29 PM

kiwimoogle84: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Profedius:
I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.

Oh for fks sake. Just stop.

Um, an average American male WILL have a larger penis than an Asian. What's YOUR problem?


That's true, but what if you only have a Green Card, will your penis only be slightly larger? I look forward to getting full US citizenship and the promised penis upgrade, hurray!
 
2012-10-02 07:57:36 PM
Do they rent the "appliances" to the women by the hour? Do they sell "low mileage pre-owned" models.

/ Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2012-10-02 08:03:34 PM
bie?
eip

I like watching women do that. a lot.

cdnimg.visualizeus.com
 
2012-10-02 08:07:21 PM
Since most people view female masturbation as something of a mystery or taboo, it is not a usual topic at typical bars."

Yeahhhhhhh actually, not so much.

At all.

I guess women can now have the cake-and-eat-it-too experience of being able to complain how "the bar was full of jerkoffs, as usual", without having to actually hang out near men. : )
 
2012-10-02 08:10:17 PM
Pictures or it didn't happen kudesai
 
2012-10-02 08:13:58 PM
here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?

data.whicdn.com
 
2012-10-02 08:19:10 PM

Profedius: I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.


I've heard of some versions of a place like this, and usually the connections have to be illegal, or very stinking rich... Sometimes both at the same time... Most of the time that I've had the pleasure of this style, the woman/model was American, and obviously of legal age... To each their own I say, but I prefer to not end up on the pedo list...

And my usual complaint with Japanese porn is the digitizing of the pubes... That is the biggest thing that I go "WTF?" about... The noise can be silenced in other ways...

kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on


And my favorite erotic story involved something like this, but when the guy with the remote was using it, apparently another woman in the same restaurant had on a pair that was on the same frequency, and he was giving more thrills than he intended on...
 
2012-10-02 09:29:03 PM

Omahawg: here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?


The amount of time you undoubtedly spent looking up a sexy man photo to post makes me wonder a bit about you...
 
2012-10-02 09:37:49 PM

kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?

The amount of time you undoubtedly spent looking up a sexy man photo to post makes me wonder a bit about you...


i know. i wasted about thirty seconds of my life and it felt.....wrong. so so so wrong.

but, hey, whatever works, ya know?

are YOU inspired?


/i was kinda grossed out.
 
2012-10-02 09:54:41 PM

Omahawg: kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?

The amount of time you undoubtedly spent looking up a sexy man photo to post makes me wonder a bit about you...

i know. i wasted about thirty seconds of my life and it felt.....wrong. so so so wrong.

but, hey, whatever works, ya know?

are YOU inspired?


/i was kinda grossed out.


Quite. :) that's not gross. It's kinda beautiful. How YOU doin?

/why are lesbians ok but gay men wrong?
//alcohol is currently a factor
 
2012-10-02 09:55:11 PM

kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?

The amount of time you undoubtedly spent looking up a sexy man photo to post makes me wonder a bit about you...


Come now, some of us provide entrainment for both the girls and boys.
 
2012-10-02 10:08:15 PM

kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?

The amount of time you undoubtedly spent looking up a sexy man photo to post makes me wonder a bit about you...

i know. i wasted about thirty seconds of my life and it felt.....wrong. so so so wrong.

but, hey, whatever works, ya know?

are YOU inspired?


/i was kinda grossed out.

Quite. :) that's not gross. It's kinda beautiful. How YOU doin?

/why are lesbians ok but gay men wrong?
//alcohol is currently a factor


dunno? nothing interesting about the male. now wimmen's....they not only smell pretty but taste pretty too. you can't beat that.
 
2012-10-02 10:21:45 PM

Omahawg: kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: here, ladies. have some inspiration.

no, this is not me. I'm much better looking. yes yes. much. really. why would anyone lie on the internet?

The amount of time you undoubtedly spent looking up a sexy man photo to post makes me wonder a bit about you...

i know. i wasted about thirty seconds of my life and it felt.....wrong. so so so wrong.

but, hey, whatever works, ya know?

are YOU inspired?


/i was kinda grossed out.

Quite. :) that's not gross. It's kinda beautiful. How YOU doin?

/why are lesbians ok but gay men wrong?
//alcohol is currently a factor

dunno? nothing interesting about the male. now wimmen's....they not only smell pretty but taste pretty too. you can't beat that.


I dunno, dude. I just tasted me some man like three and a half minutes ago. Pretty tasty to me, IMHO.

Men look the same fresh out of bed as they do after a long day of work. That's a thing of beauty. Men are strong, are MORE attractive with muscles, and simply dressing well is enough to make any woman swoon.

Women... Dressing too well is bad. Dressing not well enough is bad. There's hair, there's makeup, and lord- there's fark. Real world 9's and there's a whole multitude of men here ready to throw a bag on her head.

I'm glad I love men. They're easy to love, when they aren't busy picking apart my gender.
 
2012-10-02 10:23:25 PM
Dr Dreidel


Do they have tarps available for the squirters? Or are there squirting/non-squirting sections?

Squirting can be...unpredictable. You don't always know when its going to happen.

/I speak from experience
 
2012-10-02 10:24:10 PM
silly kiwi. don't you know the best dressed woman is the one who is undressed?
 
2012-10-02 10:25:15 PM
xanadian


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does


Regular kegels exercises, being well hydrated, and a hitachi wand.

/definately the hitachi wand
//first time I ever had multiples was with one
 
2012-10-02 10:27:55 PM

MeanJean: xanadian


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does

Regular kegels exercises, being well hydrated, and a hitachi wand.

/definately the hitachi wand
//first time I ever had multiples was with one


um.

*raises hand*

always bring 'em just to the brink a couple times and then back off, take a breather, and then start over again, slowly, before really giving it to her?

always worked for me anyway

unless they were all just faking it to be nice in which case I think i'm going to go cry.
 
2012-10-02 10:33:49 PM

Omahawg: silly kiwi. don't you know the best dressed woman is the one who is undressed?


I dare you to ask me what I'm wearing right now.

Pajamas, that's what. Goodnight!

/...don't ask me what I sleep in
 
2012-10-02 10:36:57 PM

kiwimoogle84: Omahawg: silly kiwi. don't you know the best dressed woman is the one who is undressed?

I dare you to ask me what I'm wearing right now.

Pajamas, that's what. Goodnight!

/...don't ask me what I sleep in


a bed? a casket?
hmmm....

sweet dreams
 
2012-10-02 10:46:05 PM
There better be somebody masturbating there if your gonna call it a masturbation bar.

/Quit trying to outjapan yourself, Japan
 
2012-10-02 10:46:10 PM
Omahawg

um.

*raises hand*

always bring 'em just to the brink a couple times and then back off, take a breather, and then start over again, slowly, before really giving it to her?

always worked for me anyway

unless they were all just faking it to be nice in which case I think i'm going to go cry.


Some women like that. I'm not really one of them though. I'm just speaking from my personal experience, I can't speak for other gals.
 
2012-10-03 12:44:39 AM
FTFA: The sanctity of the space is preserved by a policy prohibiting single men from entering-- men are only welcome if they are accompanying a woman, according to Rocket News.

Accompanying a woman to a women's masturbation-themed bar? Hmm... I guess I could be convinced to go along with that idea. It might be very educational, since I know nothing about the subject.

Women masturbate? Really? Huh... Go figure.

/learn something new every day
 
2012-10-03 01:21:31 AM
Re-reading this thread reminded me of this little gem...

Dialog might be NSFW
 
2012-10-03 01:46:03 AM

kiwimoogle84: /why are lesbians ok but gay men wrong?


Because women are much, much more attractive.
 
2012-10-03 02:41:04 AM

Fark Me To Tears: Re-reading this thread reminded me of this little gem...

Dialog might be NSFW


I had forgotten how hilariously funny that was.
 
2012-10-03 07:10:11 AM

MeanJean: xanadian


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does

Regular kegels exercises, being well hydrated, and a hitachi wand.

/definately the hitachi wand
//first time I ever had multiples was with one


Yeah, but, you're a GIRL. Girls can easily have multiples. Not very easy for boys.
 
2012-10-03 07:13:45 AM

xanadian: MeanJean: xanadian


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does

Regular kegels exercises, being well hydrated, and a hitachi wand.

/definately the hitachi wand
//first time I ever had multiples was with one

Yeah, but, you're a GIRL. Girls can easily have multiples. Not very easy for boys.


multiples?

img392.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-03 08:39:13 AM

xanadian: MeanJean: xanadian


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does

Regular kegels exercises, being well hydrated, and a hitachi wand.

/definately the hitachi wand
//first time I ever had multiples was with one

Yeah, but, you're a GIRL. Girls can easily have multiples. Not very easy for boys.


Easily? No, that was my point. Some women don't finish at all, some bloom late (I did). Some women easily can. I'm happy to get mine at all.
 
2012-10-03 09:48:15 AM

xanadian: MeanJean: xanadian


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does

Regular kegels exercises, being well hydrated, and a hitachi wand.

/definately the hitachi wand
//first time I ever had multiples was with one

Yeah, but, you're a GIRL. Girls can easily have multiples. Not very easy for boys.


Says you!
 
2012-10-03 01:33:57 PM
♫♫ You were working as a waitress in a masturbation bar / When I met you.... ♫♫
 
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