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2012-10-02 03:35:07 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

This new store is definitely not a bookmark when looking for horny women.
 
2012-10-02 03:35:36 PM

midigod: "I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer ... "it is also a great place to drink and talk about .... guys""

Geez. They want to talk about men, but don't want them around. Works out perfectly - you probably won't have any around anyway!


this was the mind blowing part. i remember knowing girls that would go out to meat market dance clubs on a saturday night and complain to our security when guys try to dance with them. "uh, we're just out to dance with the girls". Then get the fark out of our nightclub you skank. our customers are here to hook up you idiot.
 
2012-10-02 03:40:43 PM
Gonna need an entire fog machine filled with some sort of masking scent. Not even meant as mean, but good god, that many rubbing it out in an enclosed area? Yikes.
 
2012-10-02 03:43:36 PM

SpectroBoy: [t3.gstatic.com image 174x252]


I know a chick who keeps one of those in her purse.
 
2012-10-02 03:46:08 PM

MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.


I see what you did there.

/heartily approves
 
2012-10-02 03:48:44 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves


Oh, come on! That's not even fair
 
2012-10-02 03:52:19 PM

xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Leave safe search "ON"

/trust me.
//unless you like that stuff
///NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-02 03:53:23 PM

Endive Wombat: So when can I go to a bar, toss a few back and bust out my fleshlight?


Exactly. If this was a masturbation bar for men it would be all creepy and pervy. And not a single straight guy in the place.
 
2012-10-02 03:53:53 PM
That is one bar I would never sit down in.
 
2012-10-02 03:53:56 PM

kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on


I knew there was a reason I favored you. I had a girlfriend who also had a remote controlled vibrator it was so fun to turn it on in situations that were not appropriate for her to be enjoying the effects. I would just smile and watch her squirm.

Also

Does everyone here realize they are not actually masturbating in this bar?
 
2012-10-02 03:55:01 PM

dj_blueshift: >trying to brush off men all the time
>talk about sex and guys

Women logic.


The point is to hang out with their girlfriends; this just happens to be what women do when they hang out. They want to either complain about the guys they've have been with, generalize about ones they haven't, or fantasize about ones they never will, not deal with having to talk to real ones.
 
2012-10-02 03:55:14 PM
"So this Japanese Woman walks in to a bar" (or a dildo)
 
2012-10-02 03:57:15 PM

cameroncrazy1984: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves

Oh, come on! That's not even fair


What's not fair?

And Profedius, because I'm perverted, liberated, and apparently so shameless that I share my private exploits with the interwebs? ...yeah, you got me there. I'm like 97% sure that's the exact thing that got you on my favorite list too. Not gonna lie.
 
2012-10-02 03:58:58 PM

cameroncrazy1984: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves

Oh, come on! That's not even fair


PS. Boddingtons is teh sex. Welcome to my favorites list.
 
2012-10-02 04:00:14 PM

Gawdzila: They want to either complain about the guys they've have been with, generalize about ones they haven't, or fantasize about ones they never will, not deal with having to talk to real ones.


Your argument only proves the point.
 
2012-10-02 04:11:52 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.

Looks interesting. Simple concept, gets the job done. Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?

This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago

So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?


Apparently, Tenga has medical uses.

Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!
 
2012-10-02 04:12:44 PM

midigod: Gawdzila: They want to either complain about the guys they've have been with, generalize about ones they haven't, or fantasize about ones they never will, not deal with having to talk to real ones.

Your argument only proves the point.


I see you conveniently cut out the first sentence that explains why.
 
2012-10-02 04:17:46 PM

xanadian: ExperianScaresCthulhu: UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.

Looks interesting. Simple concept, gets the job done. Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?

This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago

So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?

Apparently, Tenga has medical uses.

Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!


Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples, I'll be all over it and praise scientific masturbation. Sadly, that switch in my body is apparently busted. *weeping*

I'm like a dude. I gotta start all the way over with a break first. Sigh.
 
2012-10-02 04:18:48 PM

kiwimoogle84: Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples


I wasn't invented. I was born.
 
2012-10-02 04:19:19 PM
heh. "Moderate" safe-search GIS for "Tenga Egg:"

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-02 04:20:15 PM

kiwimoogle84: cameroncrazy1984: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves

Oh, come on! That's not even fair

PS. Boddingtons is teh sex. Welcome to my favorites list.


[thread-jack]

You do realize you have a chunk of my email as a favorite in your profile, instead of my login in?

[/thread-jack]
 
2012-10-02 04:20:18 PM

kiwimoogle84: Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples,


I can get multiples on rare occasions. You think I've figured out the factors yet? HELL NO

:-/

/apparently, practicing "tantra" somehow does it
 
2012-10-02 04:20:55 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples

I wasn't invented. I was born.


SNERK
 
2012-10-02 04:23:20 PM

SearchN: kiwimoogle84: cameroncrazy1984: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves

Oh, come on! That's not even fair

PS. Boddingtons is teh sex. Welcome to my favorites list.

[thread-jack]

You do realize you have a chunk of my email as a favorite in your profile, instead of my login in?

[/thread-jack]


Le whoops! Fixerated.

I have a bunch of stuff to update, actually.
 
2012-10-02 04:27:42 PM
Japan. You so crazy.

farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-02 04:30:18 PM

TravelingFreakshow: It's bad enough that Japanese women sound like flogged dolphins when having sex, but now there will be a whole room full of them going off at once.

EEEEEEE!
EEEEEE!
EEEEEEEEEEE!


Seriously, whats up with that?
 
2012-10-02 04:30:55 PM

Profedius: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

I knew there was a reason I favored you. I had a girlfriend who also had a remote controlled vibrator it was so fun to turn it on in situations that were not appropriate for her to be enjoying the effects. I would just smile and watch her squirm.

Also

Does everyone here realize they are not actually masturbating in this bar?


Yes thet are!!! Furiously i might add
 
2012-10-02 04:33:12 PM
Just couldn't help adding that second sentence to TFH, could you, Subby? With just the first sentence: headline of the month. As is....meh.
 
2012-10-02 04:33:23 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples

I wasn't invented. I was born.


We've got a winner!
 
2012-10-02 04:34:56 PM

kiwimoogle84: cameroncrazy1984: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves

Oh, come on! That's not even fair

What's not fair?

And Profedius, because I'm perverted, liberated, and apparently so shameless that I share my private exploits with the interwebs? ...yeah, you got me there. I'm like 97% sure that's the exact thing that got you on my favorite list too. Not gonna lie.


You are right about that and that is why I like you.

Also

I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.
 
2012-10-02 04:38:19 PM

kiwimoogle84: xanadian: ExperianScaresCthulhu: UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.

Looks interesting. Simple concept, gets the job done. Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?

This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago

So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?

Apparently, Tenga has medical uses.

Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!

Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples, I'll be all over it and praise scientific masturbation. Sadly, that switch in my body is apparently busted. *weeping*

I'm like a dude. I gotta start all the way over with a break first. Sigh.



I did a double take as I thought you said you have to start over with a "break fist". Then I was like - what the hell kind of device is that?!
 
2012-10-02 04:39:03 PM

Profedius: kiwimoogle84: cameroncrazy1984: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.

Usually those remotes make things go.

I see what you did there.

/heartily approves

Oh, come on! That's not even fair

What's not fair?

And Profedius, because I'm perverted, liberated, and apparently so shameless that I share my private exploits with the interwebs? ...yeah, you got me there. I'm like 97% sure that's the exact thing that got you on my favorite list too. Not gonna lie.

You are right about that and that is why I like you.

Also

I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.


Seriously.

Yeah, I bet that was an issue. I absolutely hate the Asian girl squeaking sounds. Ruins porn. The mister has had your problem too.

As far as Japan... They're simultaneously sexually repressed AND liberated. It's strange. Never been there, but they come up with some of the weirdest shiat.
 
2012-10-02 04:40:10 PM

MoronLessOff: Oznog: I'm not sure how you judge this. I mean what's the official judging criteria??

By volume.


Lol, well they did list a "distance" and... "accuracy" record. But this was specifically listed as the "endurance" record.
 
2012-10-02 04:40:17 PM

UberDave: kiwimoogle84: xanadian: ExperianScaresCthulhu: UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.

Looks interesting. Simple concept, gets the job done. Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?

This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago

So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?

Apparently, Tenga has medical uses.

Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!

Yeahhhh, when they invent something that'll enable me to have multiples, I'll be all over it and praise scientific masturbation. Sadly, that switch in my body is apparently busted. *weeping*

I'm like a dude. I gotta start all the way over with a break first. Sigh.


I did a double take as I thought you said you have to start over with a "break fist". Then I was like - what the hell kind of device is that?!


Dude, now that scene from Borat is playing in my head. Thanks.
 
2012-10-02 04:42:00 PM
This is awesome. Yea, the internet is great for female masturbation tools but noting like asking to see a mechanism up close and discuss it seriously with other women over a nice martini.

No, they are nor masturbating in the bar, guys. They're only examining and buying products in a social setting.

Though, knowing women, I doubt this bar will be open long. Not that women don't like masturbation but what is not taken into account is that many if not most women I have talked to, have a certain way of masturbating that "works" and variations on that method are fun but not necessary. New sex toys may promise awesome new variation on orgasms but if something like your hand or your fave vibe already works, there's some drawback when going to the trouble of warming up a chunky piece of electrified plastic.

Then there's the issue of poorly fitting toys. Imagine going for a great vibe orgasm and then having a vaginal toy sabotage the experience b/c it's too bulky in the wrong places for the vaginal physiology to orgasmically contract all the way. Will put a woman off of toys.

Anyway, good on them, hope it works out.

/ahem
 
2012-10-02 04:42:43 PM
Well shiat. Those Japs got it all over Murca again. If I recall there's still a couple states that don't even allow vibrator sales much less have a vibrator bar.
 
2012-10-02 04:43:58 PM

Huntceet: Well shiat. Those Japs got it all over Murca again. If I recall there's still a couple states that don't even allow vibrator sales much less have a vibrator bar.


WHAT?!?? You're kidding, right? Tell me where so that I never EVER go there.
 
2012-10-02 04:45:20 PM
kiwimoogle84

I would highly recommend going. I grew up outside of Tokyo and it was a blast. The Peace Parks are amazing when they sculpt the ice in winter.

/Beats Amsterdam as a place to visit.
//Much better than Sac Town.
 
2012-10-02 04:45:41 PM

xanadian: Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!


I dated a girl once who told me she had (about 6 months before we started dating) had a dildo prescribed to her, by an actual doctor. Seems that she was having trouble relaxing enough to let anything get in there, including gyno equipment.

Never had a problem with me. And save the pencil-dick jokes - that dog won't coont.

// stupid filter
// and kiwimoogle84 - she was also "one & done"
 
2012-10-02 04:47:21 PM

Profedius: I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.


img2i.www.spoki.lv

Oh hey I think I left my phone in there... can I come in and look for it...?
 
2012-10-02 04:50:07 PM

Dr Dreidel: xanadian: Jackin' it for SCIENCE!!!

I dated a girl once who told me she had (about 6 months before we started dating) had a dildo prescribed to her, by an actual doctor. Seems that she was having trouble relaxing enough to let anything get in there, including gyno equipment.

Never had a problem with me. And save the pencil-dick jokes - that dog won't coont.

// stupid filter
// and kiwimoogle84 - she was also "one & done"


That's not the issue. Mr. Kiwi is actually the only guy who has been able to, eh, deliver, with regularity. And he's a god at what he does. Also, I have zero trouble on my own. Relaxed as all hell as far as that goes. I just have to rebuild it. All women are built different, I'll take what I can get.
 
2012-10-02 04:51:21 PM

Profedius:
I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.


Oh for fks sake. Just stop.
 
2012-10-02 04:53:09 PM

SearchN: kiwimoogle84

I would highly recommend going. I grew up outside of Tokyo and it was a blast. The Peace Parks are amazing when they sculpt the ice in winter.

/Beats Amsterdam as a place to visit.
//Much better than Sac Town.


I live in Indianapolis now :)

And vacations require money, last I checked. We plan on traveling though- I'll get there.
 
2012-10-02 04:53:52 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Profedius:
I lived in Japan for two years and seen a lot of things that Americans would find strange. In Tokyo there is a place where you dine off the bodies of nude young females meaning the food in placed on them and yes it is placed where you would think. To get into the place though you have to know someone and I am not sure it is on the up and up if you know what I mean, because some of the girls appeared to be very young. The one we dined on couldn't have been much over fourteen.

The people here that are posting about the Asian women sound made during sex are correct it is not just a thing you hear in a porn video. All Asian women make that type of sound during sex even the ones raised in the United States. The sound is a huge turn off for me, because it sounds as though I am hurting them instead of pleasing them. I recall the first time I had sex with an Asian woman (pre-internet) I had no idea and I kept asking her if I was hurting her, because I knew my size and girth was a lot larger than a Japanese male.

Oh for fks sake. Just stop.


Um, an average American male WILL have a larger penis than an Asian. What's YOUR problem?
 
2012-10-02 04:54:54 PM

Endive Wombat: So when can I go to a bar, toss a few back and bust out my fleshlight?


http://www.sfjacks.com/
 
2012-10-02 04:55:45 PM

Endive Wombat: So when can I go to a bar, toss a few back and bust out my fleshlight?


Last post is NSFW
 
2012-10-02 04:56:05 PM

kiwimoogle84: SearchN: kiwimoogle84

I would highly recommend going. I grew up outside of Tokyo and it was a blast. The Peace Parks are amazing when they sculpt the ice in winter.

/Beats Amsterdam as a place to visit.
//Much better than Sac Town.

I live in Indianapolis now :)

And vacations require money, last I checked. We plan on traveling though- I'll get there.


If you ever make it to the Denver area drop me a line. Beer's on me.
 
2012-10-02 04:56:26 PM
This is very relevant to my interests.
 
2012-10-02 04:57:54 PM
www.smbc-comics.com
 
2012-10-02 05:03:08 PM

Mimic_Octopus: midigod: "I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer ... "it is also a great place to drink and talk about .... guys""

Geez. They want to talk about men, but don't want them around. Works out perfectly - you probably won't have any around anyway!

this was the mind blowing part. i remember knowing girls that would go out to meat market dance clubs on a saturday night and complain to our security when guys try to dance with them. "uh, we're just out to dance with the girls". Then get the fark out of our nightclub you skank. our customers are here to hook up you idiot.


Yes, because if women want to go out dancing with their girlfriends without being sexually assaulted, they're idiots to assume a dance club is the place to do that.
 
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