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2012-10-02 02:53:32 PM  
Okay, strange question here, but how do they make money?
 
2012-10-02 02:54:27 PM  
LOL one of the Tenga pages says 2009 Masturbation Champion Mr. Masanobu Sato, who held on for an impressive 9 hours and 58 minutes, uses a Tenga to "train".

I'm not sure how you judge this. I mean what's the official judging criteria??

I can keep my hand on my junk all day, that's hardly a feat. It's limited primarily by how long before I'd have to sleep.

If he actually had an erection lasting 10 hrs, well, he should consult a physician at the 4-hr mark. Immediately.
 
2012-10-02 02:54:44 PM  

Nurglitch: Okay, strange question here, but how do they make money?


Just tips.
 
2012-10-02 02:55:59 PM  

Oznog: I'm not sure how you judge this. I mean what's the official judging criteria??


By volume.
 
2012-10-02 02:56:47 PM  

MoronLessOff: Nurglitch: Okay, strange question here, but how do they make money?

Just tips.


hahahaha now that's funny
 
2012-10-02 02:56:59 PM  
so guys go to the bar to hang out away from the wife, drink, watch the game, and complain about not getting any from their wives. Now the women have a bar they can go to avoid the husband, drink, masturbate, and talk about guys.

I think we're going about it the wrong way.
 
2012-10-02 02:57:10 PM  
Also, I'm assuming that there's a "wet bar".
 
2012-10-02 02:57:41 PM  

kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on


Make sure your pubic wifi is secure - you can never be too safe.
 
2012-10-02 02:57:44 PM  

CynicalLA: Millions of people are masturbating with eggs? No thanks.


And they're fertilized.
 
2012-10-02 02:57:48 PM  
Read headline as masturbating bear. Thanks, Conan.
 
2012-10-02 02:58:03 PM  

olddeegee: Also, I'm assuming that there's a "wet bar".


Another winner.
 
2012-10-02 02:58:26 PM  

Nurglitch: Okay, strange question here, but how do they make money?


I'm guessing they sell Beverages and sexual appliances.

"Good evening and welcome to Love Joule. Can I interest you in a sexual appliance? Would you care to see our beverage menu?"



"Good evening and welcome to Love Joule. Can I interest you in a sexual appliance? Would you care to see our beverage menu?"

"Good evening and welcome to Love Joule. Can I interest you in a sexual appliance? Would you care to see our beverage menu?"
 
2012-10-02 02:59:14 PM  

midigod: "I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer ... "it is also a great place to drink and talk about .... guys""

Geez. They want to talk about men, but don't want them around. Works out perfectly - you probably won't have any around anyway!


Yeah, because there's no way men would want to be around a bunch of masturbating drunk women!

/wat
 
2012-10-02 02:59:57 PM  
It sure would make ordering "two fingers" a much more interesting situation.

emersonbiggins: A masturbation bar without a single Sybian in sight? Weak.


There is. It's attached to the mechanical bull in the corner. Or would that be a mechanical Godzilla?
 
2012-10-02 03:00:19 PM  

Vectron: Meanwhile.....

[www.extralast.com image 450x290] 

If only there were some way to share interests.


Two questions: Would they be enough to gain entry? And would he have to share them if so? (My gut says yes, yes, and it'll be on xtube.)
 
2012-10-02 03:00:32 PM  

olddeegee: Also, I'm assuming that there's a "wet bar".


Would that be better or worse than a "raw bar?"
 
2012-10-02 03:00:43 PM  
sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-02 03:00:43 PM  

Theaetetus: Yeah, because there's no way men would want to be around a bunch of masturbating drunk women!


Well, not if they're making that Asian Climax Squeaky Noise. God, that's some serious boner-abatement right there.
 
2012-10-02 03:00:57 PM  

kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on


All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.
 
2012-10-02 03:01:17 PM  

ChrisDe: Read headline as masturbating bear. Thanks, Conan.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-02 03:02:32 PM  
FINALLY...I CAN FAP TO THIS
 
2012-10-02 03:03:03 PM  
Wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!
 
2012-10-02 03:04:16 PM  
Ring Bell For Service
 
2012-10-02 03:04:38 PM  
What, no Hitomi Tanaka?.
 
2012-10-02 03:04:38 PM  
I have nothing to add here but am somehow compelled to post something.
Labia clamp.
Thank you.
 
2012-10-02 03:06:31 PM  
Domo arigato, miss you go fappo
 
2012-10-02 03:06:33 PM  
I wonder how long it will be before the dancing bear arrive there.
 
2012-10-02 03:07:01 PM  

elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on

All the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.


Usually those remotes make things go.
 
2012-10-02 03:07:40 PM  

eepapapee: Ring Bell For Service Cervix


Different way to look at it.
 
2012-10-02 03:07:52 PM  
Masturbation bar, how in the hell are they going to stop you from doing that?
 
2012-10-02 03:08:01 PM  

neritz: "Thank you, Come again."


THAT was the WIN....

/Keyboard, 1 ea.
//no srsly, my boss will get pissed
 
2012-10-02 03:08:22 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: splat the whale: dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Don't knock it. Sleeves are fun.

Yes, especially in the winter time. My arms are always the first part to get chilly.

Error: Insinuation Overload. Unable to post snark. This farker will self destruct.


Cross arms, and have each rub the other one, it really helps heat things up
 
2012-10-02 03:08:37 PM  
Men without a female companion will just have to wonder what's going on inside. Luckily for them, male masturbation doesn't face the same stigma.

hhahaha what? You mean male masturbation, the butt of jokes and proof that the guy is a loser who can't get any, doesn't have the "stigma" of the wonderful, sex-positive, enabling act that is female masturbation?

Seriously, try this experiment: a woman masturbates in public, and a man masturbates in public. Which one will have to register as a sex offender?

/seriously, DON'T try that experiment. It is not a challenge.
 
2012-10-02 03:08:43 PM  
I guess I'm the only one that finds this a little creepy but predictably Japanese ...
 
2012-10-02 03:09:02 PM  
Dorothy has her hand on the buzzer:
www.ladyobama.com
 
2012-10-02 03:09:26 PM  

friedlinx: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 667x1000]

What an Japanese female sitting on a bar stool might look like



I hate it when you can't find clothes that fit right.
 
2012-10-02 03:09:43 PM  

SpectroBoy: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 580x580]


They all look a little too small to take that bottle..
 
2012-10-02 03:09:56 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-02 03:12:15 PM  
If jerking it during happy hour is wrong, well, I don't wanna be right!
 
2012-10-02 03:15:02 PM  
What does it mean?

It means sex with Japanese men is more disappointing than previously assumed.

Lowest birth rate ever just doesn't happen, you know.
 
2012-10-02 03:17:35 PM  
"I go because it is a safe place and I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer going by the name Sayama. "Add in that it is also a great place to drink and talk about what we women love to talk about, sex and guys, that's also a big pull."

>trying to brush off men all the time
>talk about sex and guys

Women logic.
 
2012-10-02 03:18:20 PM  
What the fark are the Air Sex World Championships?
 
2012-10-02 03:18:33 PM  

Thudfark: Domo arigato, miss you go fappo


chuckisawesome.org

Probably the most rapidly popularized neologism...heh..."gism"...of the last 10 years.
 
2012-10-02 03:19:12 PM  

Ghost Roach: Cross arms, and have each rub the other one, it really helps heat things up


sidelinesnews.com
 
2012-10-02 03:22:39 PM  
wuzzadem.typepad.com
Jules: I'm going, that's all there is to it, I'm farkin' going.
Vincent: Yeah baby, you'd dig it the most.
 
2012-10-02 03:24:06 PM  

UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.


Looks interesting. Simple concept, gets the job done. Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?

This does exactly what a foreskin does when wanking.
trentcutler1988 1 month ago


So basically, dudes who have been circumcised will get the most use out of it?
If you're intact, is there still a point, though?
 
2012-10-02 03:30:02 PM  

SpectroBoy: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 580x580]


Holy crap, that tiny girl on the right likes ' em big.
 
2012-10-02 03:30:38 PM  
I daydreamed and fantasized about this sort of stuff when I was a kid. Sadly, my daydreams were better than this reality.
 
2012-10-02 03:31:32 PM  
FTFA:

"Once they take a seat, customers are able to experience a pleasant place in which they can openly discuss masturbation," 

What's in those seats?
 
2012-10-02 03:31:47 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?


I've still got all of mine. Cared for, they'll last quite a while.
 
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