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2012-10-02 12:04:07 PM
Wait. They can get this in bars now?! Well, so much for my plans of moving to Japan to be a "massage" therapist...
 
2012-10-02 12:06:53 PM
I'll have what she's having and make it a double(dong).
 
2012-10-02 12:10:14 PM
Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".
 
2012-10-02 12:15:43 PM

UberDave: Wait. They can get this in bars now?! Well, so much for my plans of moving to Japan to be a "massage" therapist...


You could try for a job as a dicksologist at the bar.
 
2012-10-02 12:40:57 PM
Do you come here often?
 
*blushes*
 
2012-10-02 12:41:05 PM
Of COURSE it's in Japan!

Hot damn, you wacky Japanese! You got it all goin' on!

dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".


I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."

Oh, and those Aneros? Not all they're cracked up to be. Maybe I just bought a shiatty one.
 
2012-10-02 12:51:52 PM

xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."



Be sure to watch the instructional video.
 
2012-10-02 12:56:21 PM
I think I'll look into opening a battery store next door
 
2012-10-02 01:03:23 PM
"Thank you, Come again."
 
2012-10-02 01:52:33 PM
What TFA failed to mention was the hidden cameras and the websites that will assplode!
 
2012-10-02 01:52:39 PM

xanadian: Aneros


PUNTACULAR
 
2012-10-02 01:53:21 PM
Never mind, that wasn't what I was meant to be posting and now I can't be arsed.
 
2012-10-02 02:14:42 PM
So when can I go to a bar, toss a few back and bust out my fleshlight?
 
2012-10-02 02:21:38 PM
I bet the floor is really sticky.
 
2012-10-02 02:32:02 PM

CraicBaby: I bet the floor is really sticky.


At least you wouldn't have to worry about slipping
 
2012-10-02 02:33:10 PM
www.fablesinfashion.com
 
2012-10-02 02:33:34 PM
All all the seats have saddlehorns! Wheeee!
 
2012-10-02 02:33:35 PM
good sushi there, too
 
2012-10-02 02:33:44 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think I'll look into opening a battery store next door


Well, the place is called "Love Joule"

ENERGIZE ME!!!
 
2012-10-02 02:34:14 PM
"The spot is already a hit with women in the commercial sex and burgeoning adult film industry, according to its Facebook page, which sites former adult video star Nayuka Mine and model Sayo Hayakawa as customers."

and that was pulled directly from the press release.

"Nayuka Mine and model Sayo Hayakawa as customers were paid to attend."
 
2012-10-02 02:34:24 PM
Millions of people are masturbating with eggs? No thanks.
 
2012-10-02 02:34:51 PM

brap: Do you come here often?
 
*blushes*


Win.
 
2012-10-02 02:35:13 PM
Do they have tarps available for the squirters? Or are there squirting/non-squirting sections?

The first time someone offers to buy a round for the bar...(I don't know how to end this joke)

The only play one type of music - coontry. (Well, that and moaning, but that's more of an improv, a capella performance.)

"Hi, I'm Jill; I'll be serving you this evening...OK, will that complete your order? Great! Jill off."

And...something about double-clicking a mouse. OK, I'm done.
 
2012-10-02 02:35:53 PM
"I'll have that straight up"
 
2012-10-02 02:36:48 PM

Hershey Highway Patrol: UberDave: Wait. They can get this in bars now?! Well, so much for my plans of moving to Japan to be a "massage" therapist...

You could try for a job as a dicksologist at the bar.


Or bar tender.

Barkeep, give me a stiff one!

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.
 
2012-10-02 02:37:16 PM
www.x929.ca

THIS is a good BURGER!!
 
2012-10-02 02:39:09 PM
A masturbation bar without a single Sybian in sight? Weak.
 
2012-10-02 02:39:33 PM

hstein3: , masturbation bar goes into you!

/Here all week


Hrm, there's an odd filter I didn't know about. Alas.
 
2012-10-02 02:39:57 PM
This explains their low fertility rate, doesn't it.
 
2012-10-02 02:40:24 PM

UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."


Be sure to watch the instructional video.


Ok, that was funny. And weird.

Day_Old_Dutchie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think I'll look into opening a battery store next door

Well, the place is called "Love Joule"

ENERGIZE ME!!!


www.ps3attitude.com
 
2012-10-02 02:40:46 PM
I walked into a sushi joint up town. At least, I thought it was a sushi joint. It smelled of fish. The moment I came through the door, I knew I was wrong. Some broad was wailing in the corner like a siren. A bunch of strung-out women were laying in a pile on the billiards table. There was something very wrong going on here and I was going to get to the bottom of it...
 
2012-10-02 02:40:57 PM
It's 'myth and taboo' over there? I'm surprised there hasn't been some crazy Japanese masturbating cultist group yet. I just saw 'the master' the other day, and my head has been in a weird place due to the movie.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-02 02:41:32 PM

xanadian: Of COURSE it's in Japan!

Hot damn, you wacky Japanese! You got it all goin' on!

dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".

I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."

Oh, and those Aneros? Not all they're cracked up to be. Maybe I just bought a shiatty one.


Well, now we know where you're at.........
 
2012-10-02 02:41:42 PM
"I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer ... "it is also a great place to drink and talk about .... guys""

Geez. They want to talk about men, but don't want them around. Works out perfectly - you probably won't have any around anyway!
 
2012-10-02 02:41:59 PM

CynicalLA: Millions of people are masturbating with eggs? No thanks.


The eggs are one shot deals. So I think it's a few people masturbating millions of times.
 
2012-10-02 02:42:07 PM
It's bad enough that Japanese women sound like flogged dolphins when having sex, but now there will be a whole room full of them going off at once.

EEEEEEE!
EEEEEE!
EEEEEEEEEEE!
 
2012-10-02 02:42:22 PM

Vectron: "The spot is already a hit with women in the commercial sex and burgeoning adult film industry, according to its Facebook page, which sites former adult video star Nayuka Mine and model Sayo Hayakawa as customers."

and that was pulled directly from the press release.

"Nayuka Mine and model Sayo Hayakawa as customers were paid to attend."


Why would women in the sex industry need these - they're already getting the real thing.
 
2012-10-02 02:42:42 PM
Men without a female companion will just have to wonder what's going on inside.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, "masturbation".
 
2012-10-02 02:43:44 PM

emersonbiggins: A masturbation bar without a single Sybian in sight? Weak.


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This is Japan. They wouldn't touch something like that unless it were Asimo-robot creepy, or tentacle-based.
 
2012-10-02 02:44:22 PM

dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".


Winner winner chicken dinner.
 
2012-10-02 02:44:32 PM

LeroyBourne: It's 'myth and taboo' over there? I'm surprised there hasn't been some crazy Japanese masturbating cultist group yet. I just saw 'the master' the other day, and my head has been in a weird place due to the movie.


twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-10-02 02:45:04 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-02 02:45:59 PM
As a hobby, it sure beats playing the banjo or digging for clams
 
2012-10-02 02:46:35 PM

cgraves67: I walked into a sushi joint up town. At least, I thought it was a sushi joint. It smelled of fish. The moment I came through the door, I knew I was wrong. Some broad was wailing in the corner like a siren. A bunch of strung-out women were laying in a pile on the billiards table. There was something very wrong going on here and I was going to get to the bottom of it...


Now read that in Max Payne's voice.
 
2012-10-02 02:47:33 PM
This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun.

/carry on
 
2012-10-02 02:49:23 PM

splat the whale: dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".

Winner winner chicken dinner.


Don't knock it. Sleeves are fun.
 
2012-10-02 02:50:13 PM
Meanwhile.....

www.extralast.com 

If only there were some way to share interests.
 
2012-10-02 02:50:51 PM

MoronLessOff: splat the whale: dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Don't knock it. Sleeves are fun.


Yes, especially in the winter time. My arms are always the first part to get chilly.
 
2012-10-02 02:50:53 PM
So between this new bar, the rapidly dropping of marriage & birth rates and the flat out disgust women have with the modern-perv local men; I think we just witnessed the coming extinction of the people of Japan.
 
2012-10-02 02:52:59 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: splat the whale: dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.


Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Don't knock it. Sleeves are fun.

Yes, especially in the winter time. My arms are always the first part to get chilly.


Error: Insinuation Overload. Unable to post snark. This farker will self destruct.
 
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