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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Man unable to rob bank when teller takes bathroom break   (cleveland.com) divider line 27
    More: Fail, Chagrin Falls, Huntington Bank, button-down shirt, bathrooms  
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2012-10-02 11:58:25 AM
It was doomed to fail when he put on the brown's hat
 
2012-10-02 11:58:39 AM
just don't try to rob a Wells Fargo stagecoach. cause they have Wells Fargo guns

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2012-10-02 11:59:38 AM
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well that's too bad, we're on our break
 
2012-10-02 12:00:26 PM
SON, You Got A PANTY on Your Head.
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2012-10-02 12:03:29 PM
Oh crap! Are you shiatting me? iIwould have been pissed. Another robbery down the toilet.

/got nutn
 
2012-10-02 12:05:23 PM
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What does this word look like, gun or gub?
 
2012-10-02 12:06:49 PM
Let's see... Chagrin Falls...

chagrin: A keen feeling of mental unease, as of annoyance or embarrassment, caused by failure, disappointment, or a disconcerting event.
 
2012-10-02 12:10:46 PM

notchit: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
What does this word look like, gun or gub?


*shakes fist, slowly*
 
2012-10-02 12:13:43 PM
So she was taking the Browns to the Super Bowl?
 
2012-10-02 12:13:59 PM

notchit: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
What does this word look like, gun or gub?


We don't need a nug, a gub, OR a gun

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2012-10-02 12:14:44 PM
Much to his Chagrin...
 
2012-10-02 12:14:45 PM

AKTurkey: It was doomed to fail when he put on the brown's hat


'Kay folks, we're done in one. Maybe next time.
 
2012-10-02 12:16:08 PM
I'll bet his face was...

(*puts on sunglasses*)

...flushed with embarrassment.

YYYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!1!1!!
 
2012-10-02 12:23:12 PM
Typical. What happened to customer service?
 
2012-10-02 12:26:46 PM
Old & busted: "Employees cannot open safe."

New hotness: "Employees cannot open drawers while they're dropping them."
 
2012-10-02 12:32:14 PM
You know, that would be great protocol. The robber comes up to the window, shows note, or declares he intends to rob the place, then the teller just says, excuse me, I have to use the bathroom, then leaves. I wonder how long the idiot would stand there until it gets awkward and he just leaves.
 
2012-10-02 12:46:26 PM

LeroyBourne: You know, that would be great protocol. The robber comes up to the window, shows note, or declares he intends to rob the place, then the teller just says, excuse me, I have to use the bathroom, then leaves. I wonder how long the idiot would stand there until it gets awkward and he just leaves.


It depends on how long the teller..."stalls".

/Hee hee, I've got a million of 'em!
 
2012-10-02 12:49:48 PM

MattyBlast: LeroyBourne: You know, that would be great protocol. The robber comes up to the window, shows note, or declares he intends to rob the place, then the teller just says, excuse me, I have to use the bathroom, then leaves. I wonder how long the idiot would stand there until it gets awkward and he just leaves.

It depends on how long the teller..."stalls".

/Hee hee, I've got a million of 'em!


If 'depends' means something else entirely, the teller would never have to leave their work station.
 
2012-10-02 01:21:06 PM
But where was Penn during all of this?

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2012-10-02 01:31:12 PM

LeroyBourne: You know, that would be great protocol. The robber comes up to the window, shows note, or declares he intends to rob the place, then the teller just says, excuse me, I have to use the bathroom, then leaves. I wonder how long the idiot would stand there until it gets awkward and he just leaves.


Based on what I've seen on "World's Dumbest" probably the rest of the day. Leaning on the counter, looking at his watch, glancing back at the line behind him....
 
2012-10-02 02:45:07 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: [x-tropia.com image 500x337]

well that's too bad, we're on our break


Man oh man. Life imitates art.

wildcardjack: Let's see... Chagrin Falls...

chagrin: A keen feeling of mental unease, as of annoyance or embarrassment, caused by failure, disappointment, or a disconcerting event.


Also known as the home of Bill Watterson.
 
2012-10-02 03:06:48 PM

hbk72777: But where was Penn during all of this?

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eating the McYogaMat from McDonald's
 
2012-10-02 03:28:21 PM
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2012-10-02 03:42:39 PM
I wouldn't touch that key, you know she didn't wash her hands.
 
2012-10-02 04:45:49 PM
Kinda looked like John Caparullo (sp?) to me, but I hope he's making enough money from his comedy that this is not a sideline for him.
 
2012-10-02 06:42:35 PM
I call shenanigans. FTFA:

...there had just been a robbery attempt shortly after 3:30 p.m. Sunday...

A bank that's open for business on a Sunday afternoon? Unpossible!
 
2012-10-02 07:52:46 PM
What, they can't be held up on a break due to union rules?
 
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