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(The New York Times)   Just like subby, Swedish farmer gets 3:00am text from cows in heat   (nytimes.com) divider line 54
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2012-10-02 10:07:20 AM
That may be the headline of the week.
 
2012-10-02 10:08:32 AM

Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

 
2012-10-02 10:16:42 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

 
2012-10-02 10:17:53 AM

gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

 
2012-10-02 10:23:11 AM

bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

 
2012-10-02 10:25:00 AM
I don't get it
 
2012-10-02 10:26:16 AM
I don't remember submitting this.
 
2012-10-02 10:30:20 AM
"Milk me."


 
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-10-02 10:55:36 AM
Ohhhh YESSSS!!!

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-02 11:06:00 AM
Text message reads: "I need some bork bork bork"
 
2012-10-02 11:14:55 AM
Late at night
She knocks on my door
Drunk again and she's lookin' to score....
 
2012-10-02 11:18:16 AM

WTF Indeed: bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.


Also - this. Bravo heiferbootycallmitter.

*puts coffee down
 
2012-10-02 12:25:43 PM
lolsübby
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-02 12:39:09 PM
It's 3AM and your children are safe and asleep. But there's a phone in the barn, and it's beeping. Who do you want slipping the cow a hot beef injection?
 
2012-10-02 02:01:03 PM
Subby: Swedish
TFA: Swiss

Am I missing something?
 
2012-10-02 02:02:24 PM

WTF Indeed: bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

 
2012-10-02 02:03:57 PM
Moo Moo, I love you, you may be a cow but anything'll do...
 
2012-10-02 02:04:32 PM
I'm kinda the same way too. I'll wake up at some ungodly hour, gently wake up the lil lady for sexy times.
 
2012-10-02 02:08:04 PM
Heh.
 
2012-10-02 02:09:07 PM
By day, I work the fields here on my daddy's farm
By night, I roam the neighbor's place in search of corn
Chewin' my cud and tryin' to keep my udders warm
 
2012-10-02 02:09:34 PM

CygnusDarius: WTF Indeed: bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.


Except for the use of 'subby', that ruins everything
 
2012-10-02 02:13:42 PM
Subby, you are magnificent.
 
2012-10-02 02:17:48 PM
"bring on the bull" has a special ring to it, but that's best left to the poli sci majors a couple of tabs over
 
2012-10-02 02:20:25 PM
That may be the headline of the week.
 
2012-10-02 02:21:31 PM
Seriously subby, out yourself. That was impressive.
 
2012-10-02 02:22:31 PM
Maaooo..ooooh♫
 
2012-10-02 02:23:27 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Seriously subby, out yourself. That was impressive.


This.

Hehe. Hehehehe.
 
2012-10-02 02:24:10 PM
Lulz
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-02 02:28:17 PM

WTF Indeed: bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

 
2012-10-02 02:28:55 PM
Just like subby, Swedish farmer gets 3:00am text from cows in heat

Unlike subby's, farmer's cows aren't drunk-dialing.
 
2012-10-02 02:31:50 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-02 02:32:09 PM

Dreyelle: Moo Moo, I love you, you may be a cow but anything'll do...


Ooh-wie, Can't you see? My dairy-cow there ain't no udder...
 
2012-10-02 02:36:25 PM
Subby,

www.swedennotswitzerland.com
 
2012-10-02 02:45:48 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Subby: Swedish
TFA: Swiss

Am I missing something?


Sweden / Switzerland.
Iceberg / Goldberg.
What's the diff?
 
2012-10-02 02:46:53 PM
 
2012-10-02 02:49:58 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Seriously subby, out yourself. That was impressive.



Ok, I farked up the Sweden / Switzerland thing...


I'll still take a bow.
 
2012-10-02 02:50:46 PM

GoldDude: HMS_Blinkin: Subby: Swedish
TFA: Swiss

Am I missing something?

Sweden / Switzerland.
Iceberg / Goldberg.
What's the diff?


At least it ain't Austria. The seasons would be all mixed up.
 
2012-10-02 02:55:29 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Subby: Swedish
TFA: Swiss

Am I missing something?


Look at this guy, not knowing his geography. They're the same place, dummy.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-02 02:59:03 PM

Mikeyworld: GoldDude: HMS_Blinkin: Subby: Swedish
TFA: Swiss

Am I missing something?

Sweden / Switzerland.
Iceberg / Goldberg.
What's the diff?

At least it ain't Austria. The seasons would be all mixed up.


And no one likes those girls from down udder anyway.
 
2012-10-02 02:59:30 PM
As long as there was alcohol involved, 3:00 AM is about the right time to be getting some "large".
 
2012-10-02 03:00:17 PM
the dreaded BBC... Bovine Booty Call.
 
2012-10-02 03:07:37 PM
forums.pelicanparts.com
 
2012-10-02 03:15:09 PM

WTF Indeed: bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.


Oh dear god, I can't stop laughing.
 
2012-10-02 03:26:40 PM
i'm still laughing at the headline... if i had a thin dime to my name i'd buy a beer for the subster....
 
2012-10-02 03:46:17 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-02 03:50:36 PM
Would that be a....mooty call...badum tsh. I'll be in the corner.....
 
2012-10-02 04:12:00 PM
Subby wins the interwebs.
 
2012-10-02 05:35:30 PM

Misch: I'm udderly in the moooood for love, Farmer Brown


Farmer Brown is pleased
 
2012-10-02 05:55:10 PM

WTF Indeed: bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

 
2012-10-02 06:08:54 PM
speaking of early AM cows, Mrs.Kritter was awakened by an advertisement text call from Verizon at 4:19AM. oh she was real pleased about that let me tell you.

/thanks a farkload, Verizon. dooshbags.
 
2012-10-02 06:10:35 PM

brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 450x295]


I can't decide whether to be disturbed or continue lol'ing.

/lol
 
2012-10-02 07:23:17 PM

shopball: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Seriously subby, out yourself. That was impressive.


Ok, I farked up the Sweden / Switzerland thing...


I'll still take a bow.


Nice work indeed.

///
 
2012-10-02 07:32:08 PM
1400 bucks a unit? Are they reusable at least? Sheesh!


We used something similar to this on the wall.
images1.americanlisted.com 

And this on the tailbone of the cow.
www.coxagri.com 

Almost never failed.
 
2012-10-03 01:14:15 AM

nytmare: Subby,

[www.swedennotswitzerland.com image 498x300]


OK, here's how you distinguish the two:

- Sweden is a neutral country in Europe with a cross on its flag. It has mountains and is known for winter sports. IKEA was founded there.

- Switzerland is a neutral country in Europe with a cross on its flag. It has mountains and is known for winter sports. The founder of IKEA lives there.
 
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