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		Just like subby, Swedish farmer gets 3:00am text from cows in heat (nytimes.com)		54
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Sybarite		2012-10-02 10:07:20 AM

That may be the headline of the week.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-10-02 10:08:32 AM

Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

gilgigamesh		2012-10-02 10:16:42 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

bdub77		2012-10-02 10:17:53 AM

gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

WTF Indeed		2012-10-02 10:23:11 AM

bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-10-02 10:25:00 AM

I don't get it

Kyro		2012-10-02 10:26:16 AM

I don't remember submitting this.

brap		2012-10-02 10:30:20 AM

"Milk me."

Pud		2012-10-02 10:55:36 AM

Ohhhh YESSSS!!!

t0.gstatic.com

I_Am_Weasel		2012-10-02 11:06:00 AM

Text message reads: "I need some bork bork bork"

AbbeySomeone		2012-10-02 11:14:55 AM

Late at night
She knocks on my door
Drunk again and she's lookin' to score....

AbbeySomeone		2012-10-02 11:18:16 AM

WTF Indeed: bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

Also - this. Bravo heiferbootycallmitter.

*puts coffee down

Makh		2012-10-02 12:25:43 PM

lolsübby

ZAZ		2012-10-02 12:39:09 PM

It's 3AM and your children are safe and asleep. But there's a phone in the barn, and it's beeping. Who do you want slipping the cow a hot beef injection?

HMS_Blinkin		2012-10-02 02:01:03 PM

Subby: Swedish
TFA: Swiss

Am I missing something?

CygnusDarius		2012-10-02 02:02:24 PM

WTF Indeed: bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

Dreyelle		2012-10-02 02:03:57 PM

Moo Moo, I love you, you may be a cow but anything'll do...

LeroyBourne		2012-10-02 02:04:32 PM

I'm kinda the same way too. I'll wake up at some ungodly hour, gently wake up the lil lady for sexy times.

crab66		2012-10-02 02:08:04 PM

Heh.

nicoffeine		2012-10-02 02:09:07 PM

By day, I work the fields here on my daddy's farm
By night, I roam the neighbor's place in search of corn
Chewin' my cud and tryin' to keep my udders warm

devilEther		2012-10-02 02:09:34 PM

CygnusDarius: WTF Indeed: bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

Except for the use of 'subby', that ruins everything

dickfreckle		2012-10-02 02:13:42 PM

Subby, you are magnificent.

Richard Freckle		2012-10-02 02:17:48 PM

"bring on the bull" has a special ring to it, but that's best left to the poli sci majors a couple of tabs over

Fuggin Bizzy		2012-10-02 02:20:25 PM

That may be the headline of the week.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2012-10-02 02:21:31 PM

Seriously subby, out yourself. That was impressive.

tonguedepressor		2012-10-02 02:22:31 PM

♫Maaooo..ooooh♫

kiwimoogle84		2012-10-02 02:23:27 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Seriously subby, out yourself. That was impressive.

This.

Hehe. Hehehehe.

Lundyn		2012-10-02 02:24:10 PM

Lulz

d23		2012-10-02 02:28:17 PM

WTF Indeed: bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

Galloping Galoshes		2012-10-02 02:28:55 PM

Just like subby, Swedish farmer gets 3:00am text from cows in heat

Unlike subby's, farmer's cows aren't drunk-dialing.

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-10-02 02:31:50 PM

Bill Shakespeare		2012-10-02 02:32:09 PM

Dreyelle: Moo Moo, I love you, you may be a cow but anything'll do...

Ooh-wie, Can't you see? My dairy-cow there ain't no udder...

nytmare		2012-10-02 02:36:25 PM

Subby,

GoldDude		2012-10-02 02:45:48 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Subby: Swedish
TFA: Swiss

Am I missing something?

Sweden / Switzerland.
Iceberg / Goldberg.
What's the diff?

Misch		2012-10-02 02:46:53 PM

I'm udderly in the moooood for love, Farmer Brown

shopball		2012-10-02 02:49:58 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Seriously subby, out yourself. That was impressive.

Ok, I farked up the Sweden / Switzerland thing...

I'll still take a bow.

Mikeyworld		2012-10-02 02:50:46 PM

GoldDude: HMS_Blinkin: Subby: Swedish
TFA: Swiss

Am I missing something?

Sweden / Switzerland.
Iceberg / Goldberg.
What's the diff?

At least it ain't Austria. The seasons would be all mixed up.

Elegy		2012-10-02 02:55:29 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Subby: Swedish
TFA: Swiss

Am I missing something?

Look at this guy, not knowing his geography. They're the same place, dummy.
i.imgur.com

andyofne		2012-10-02 02:59:03 PM

Mikeyworld: GoldDude: HMS_Blinkin: Subby: Swedish
TFA: Swiss

Am I missing something?

Sweden / Switzerland.
Iceberg / Goldberg.
What's the diff?

At least it ain't Austria. The seasons would be all mixed up.

And no one likes those girls from down udder anyway.

olddeegee		2012-10-02 02:59:30 PM

As long as there was alcohol involved, 3:00 AM is about the right time to be getting some "large".

Sofa King Smart		2012-10-02 03:00:17 PM

the dreaded BBC... Bovine Booty Call.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-10-02 03:07:37 PM

dortress		2012-10-02 03:15:09 PM

WTF Indeed: bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

Oh dear god, I can't stop laughing.

proteus_b		2012-10-02 03:26:40 PM

i'm still laughing at the headline... if i had a thin dime to my name i'd buy a beer for the subster....

brap		2012-10-02 03:46:17 PM

gilgamesh149		2012-10-02 03:50:36 PM

Would that be a....mooty call...badum tsh. I'll be in the corner.....

Five Tails of Fury		2012-10-02 04:12:00 PM

Subby wins the interwebs.

jimworm		2012-10-02 05:35:30 PM

Misch: I'm udderly in the moooood for love, Farmer Brown

Farmer Brown is pleased

santadog		2012-10-02 05:55:10 PM

WTF Indeed: bdub77: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: That may be the headline of the week.

KrispyKritter		2012-10-02 06:08:54 PM

speaking of early AM cows, Mrs.Kritter was awakened by an advertisement text call from Verizon at 4:19AM. oh she was real pleased about that let me tell you.

/thanks a farkload, Verizon. dooshbags.

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