Harry Freakstorm: Hey, it works for airplane toilet sex.Don't blame me that we're still alive baby. I told you, I heard the pilot say the wing was coming off. How was I supposed to know he was talking about his chicken dinner?
CapeFearCadaver: I saw footage of this the other day... the look on the girl's face while she was in the midst of thinking she was plummeting to her death was horrible. What he did was bad. And he should feel bad.
JackieRabbit: Their divorce will be uuuuugly.
cryinoutloud: But it's cool because we're in looovvveee.
SpiderQueenDemon: Every general-aviation pilot I've shown this to has shaken their heads and predicted the messiest and goriest of divorces.
CapeFearCadaver: cryinoutloud: But it's cool because we're in looovvveee.The things us stupid animals do for love.../it might even fill a book!
GrizzlyPouch: Hahaha that was awesome.And headline is misleading subby. He didn't fake a crash, he faked the controls not working.
cryinoutloud: It's OK, he's just here to tell me how much he loves me. I'm sure it'll work out this time.
JackieRabbit: I would like to biatch-slap that attention whore. One never does something like this to a passenger. However, I think they are both AWs and that the whole thing was staged. Their divorce will be uuuuugly.
jaytkay: She should have kicked him in the balls, told him to shove the ring up his ass and filed a complaint with the FAA to get his pilot's license yanked./ I don't approve, in case that was not clear
mycathatesyou: Way to stay on top of things Fark....this was on the freaking news last week.
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