If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(BBC)   Of all the times I've smoked in the Netherlands, I have never smoked a fish   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 28
    More: Scary, Netherlands, Health Protection Agency, Dutch, smoked fish, supermarket chains  
•       •       •

4451 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Oct 2012 at 10:22 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



28 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-10-02 10:25:14 AM
*Foppen*Foppen*Foppen*
 
2012-10-02 10:34:28 AM
But I know how to tune a fish.
 
2012-10-02 10:35:34 AM
But when you were in Poland I'm sure you smoked a couple of poles.
 
2012-10-02 10:36:55 AM
I've tuned a piano yet I've never tuna fish either.
 
2012-10-02 10:37:54 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-02 10:44:43 AM
My grandfather used to smoke salmon. Did a really fine job of it, too. My uncle and my father have also tried their hand at it with excellent results. It's not hard to do provided you can get the salmon and the proper wood and the smoked salmon is as good or better than anything you'd pay $80 per pound and up for in any urban area.

He knew how to smoke salmon properly, unlike the Irish ninnies across the road who, in imitation of my grandfather, built a smoke house out of some trash and burned tires to provide the smoke for their poached* salmon.

Tires. Smoke. Think about it if you must, but get the point.

*I don't mean steamed.
 
2012-10-02 10:45:28 AM
If you must smoke, Smoke Salmon.
 
2012-10-02 10:45:56 AM
This calls for an Ace Rimmer quote: "smoke me a kipper, I'll be back fro breakfast"

Sorry, I'm at work where no picture linky thing is possible. I'm sure someone will post the link
 
2012-10-02 10:46:41 AM

Harry Freakstorm: I've tuned a piano yet I've never tuna fish either.


really? can u tune my piano?

newsforus.info
 
2012-10-02 10:55:45 AM
I smoked a fish in a 40 meter dash.
 
2012-10-02 11:06:08 AM
Green Lebanese and black Afghan. Fish.
 
2012-10-02 11:08:00 AM
Ok I give up, how do you keep the damn thing lit?



/it made a mess of my rolling paper too
 
2012-10-02 11:11:05 AM
www.funnyhindisms.com
 
2012-10-02 11:11:59 AM
In the Nitherlands, I discovered that with the right materials, there is a place beyond "I could smoke more right now but it won't make any difference."

/dutch is a weird sounding language
//i thought i'd had a stroke for about 15 minutes
 
2012-10-02 11:15:48 AM
Dutch smoked salmon is farmed, anyway. That stuff is nasty
 
2012-10-02 11:18:37 AM
Fish are friends.

Not cigarettes.
 
2012-10-02 11:24:32 AM

Kinek: If you must smoke, Smoke Salmon.


Especially with a Habernero/Green Chile Rub on top! Great for trout also!
Other than that, Don't Smoke!!! (Vaporize!)
 
2012-10-02 11:26:37 AM

machoprogrammer: Dutch smoked salmon is farmed, anyway. That stuff is nasty


You're in the wrong place in Europe for smoked fish, if you're in the Netherlands. Best smoked fish I've had was on the island of Bornholm in Denmark. I did draw the line at the smoked eel that was going to be staring at me with a disapproving look the whole time I was eating it. But the rest was tasty.

They've also got a traditional dish ("Sun over Gudhjem", I think) that's a smoked fish with a raw egg on top.
 
2012-10-02 11:28:17 AM
I'm not sure how, but I blame this entirely on the Sept. 29th Amsterdam Fark Party.

/Fark, smoked salmon was half of what I ate on my trip, but so far I'm fine and I think Salmonella always hits within a day or so.
 
2012-10-02 11:39:18 AM
Of course you'll get salmonella from salmon. Duh.

/Salmon's overrated anyway
 
2012-10-02 11:41:27 AM

Thudfark: Of course you'll get salmonella from salmon. Duh.

/Salmon's overrated anyway


*GAAASSPP*

You TAKE IT BACK! I absolutely LOVE salmon.
 
2012-10-02 11:46:52 AM
media.tumblr.com
It was the salmon mousse!
 
2012-10-02 11:51:32 AM

kiwimoogle84: Thudfark: Of course you'll get salmonella from salmon. Duh.

/Salmon's overrated anyway

*GAAASSPP*

You TAKE IT BACK! I absolutely LOVE salmon.


Salmon's on every frikken menu over here. I'm surprised McDonald's hasn't put it in the filet o'fish.
 
2012-10-02 12:06:53 PM

Thudfark: kiwimoogle84: Thudfark: Of course you'll get salmonella from salmon. Duh.

/Salmon's overrated anyway

*GAAASSPP*

You TAKE IT BACK! I absolutely LOVE salmon.

Salmon's on every frikken menu over here. I'm surprised McDonald's hasn't put it in the filet o'fish.


*whimper*

That's it. I'm moving to...uh, where do you live again?
 
2012-10-02 12:14:15 PM
mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-10-02 12:32:15 PM

kiwimoogle84: Thudfark: kiwimoogle84: Thudfark: Of course you'll get salmonella from salmon. Duh.

/Salmon's overrated anyway

*GAAASSPP*

You TAKE IT BACK! I absolutely LOVE salmon.

Salmon's on every frikken menu over here. I'm surprised McDonald's hasn't put it in the filet o'fish.

*whimper*

That's it. I'm moving to...uh, where do you live again?


The Lesser White North
 
2012-10-02 02:57:08 PM
i literally just received an automated call from costco telling me to return the smoked salmon i purchased yesterday (kirkland norwegian smoke salmon) because of this scare. *shudder*
 
2012-10-02 03:16:06 PM

machoprogrammer: Dutch smoked salmon is farmed, anyway. That stuff is nasty


Because there is a bunch of hoes involved?
 
Displayed 28 of 28 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report