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The My Little Pony Killer: How farking hard is it to teach your child to wash their damn hands after playing with the pets?
Hack Patooey: FTFA. As of last week, there are six current outbreaks of the bacteria-borne illness directly linked to exposure to the illegal contraband. Yes pet turtles are illegal.Six? Oh my FSM, it's just like the plague, wiping out entire towns! Run!
Rawhead Rex: I find this amusing because I just bought...well, my wife just bought a tiny turtle for my 10 year old daughter this past Saturday at the flea market.Now, it seems, we're all going to die.Pity.
DirkNiggla: hot like it's dropped.[i1.cpcache.com image 460x460]
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The My Little Pony KillerHow farking hard is it to teach your child to wash their damn hands after playing with the pets?
muck4doo: My Russian Tortoise frowns on this story.
rdu_voyager: Not hard. We have a 7 year old box turtle. It has its own cleaning supplies (including a colander for washing the rocks in its habitat) that aren't used for anything else.
telephone: I've owned a turtle for 12 years (same turtle). He lives a great life and is going into hibernation now. Like others my parents knew they had salmonella and my brother and I always washed our hands after taking him out of the tank. Never had a problem./love my turtle//not sure why people buy pets on a whim
Canton: But yes, pets on a whim can be bad. Even fish take planning.
ras django: rdu_voyager: Not hard. We have a 7 year old box turtle. It has its own cleaning supplies (including a colander for washing the rocks in its habitat) that aren't used for anything else.how'd you train yertle to use the colander?
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