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(KATU)   If you want to be a politician, youi are going to have to come up with better stories than this one. Bill Clinton would have gotten a good citizen award for the same incident   (katu.com) divider line 19
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2012-10-02 08:25:15 AM  
He is using the South Park defense. "She's coming right for us!"
 
2012-10-02 08:25:22 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

The tooth!
 
2012-10-02 08:29:31 AM  
You misspelled "yaoi," subby...
 
2012-10-02 08:31:32 AM  
Youi better believe iti!
 
2012-10-02 08:43:11 AM  
What great choices we have in Portland - a carpet bagging east coast leftist or a home-grown violent leftist
 
2012-10-02 08:52:53 AM  

IoSaturnalia: What great choices we have in Portland - a carpet bagging east coast leftist or a home-grown violent leftist


Can you carpet bag from east to west?
 
2012-10-02 08:54:00 AM  
Bill Clinton would have gotten a good citizen award for the same incident

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-02 09:01:20 AM  
Petty partisan sniping is petty.

An incident at a party 19 years ago?

Weak.
 
2012-10-02 09:02:07 AM  
pretty sure bill clinton would've gotten a quickie from her in the bathroom.
 
2012-10-02 09:09:44 AM  
This guy must be a pretty good candidate if this is all they can attack him on and not his record or any of his policies. Seriously attacking a guy because he got into a fight during a pick up basketball game, what person who regularly plays in pick up games hasn't gotten into at least one fight? I hope a person that plays in an adult hockey league never runs for office. And attacking him for defending himself against a drunken attacker when he was in college? This just shows that his opponent has nothing of substance to attack him on.
 
2012-10-02 09:11:14 AM  
*clicks link*

Hmm, no cigar or beej.

Wow, you suck at humor failmitter.
 
2012-10-02 09:22:37 AM  
Eh, not much there.

On the other hand, the site formatting was truly terrible. That's a TV station's news site?
 
2012-10-02 09:26:53 AM  

not5am: pretty sure bill clinton would've gotten a quickie from her in the bathroom.


Seriously. Did I miss some story years ago about Clinton punching a woman?
 
2012-10-02 09:32:33 AM  

ongbok: This guy must be a pretty good candidate if this is all they can attack him on and not his record or any of his policies. Seriously attacking a guy because he got into a fight during a pick up basketball game, what person who regularly plays in pick up games hasn't gotten into at least one fight? I hope a person that plays in an adult hockey league never runs for office. And attacking him for defending himself against a drunken attacker when he was in college? This just shows that his opponent has nothing of substance to attack him on.


Well- this incident is new. He has also gotten kicked out of basketball league for punching a guy in the nuts, and kicked out of a soccer league for starting a couple fight (all in the last couple of years). On top of that, he has multiple driver license suspensions and a reputation for generally being sort of a temperamental jerk to work with. While none of those facts are damning in and of themselves, it colors a pattern of behavior that brings Smith's ability to be mayor into question.

Of course, our current mayor has basically gotten nothing substantial done. After he was elected, it turned out that the super creepy allegations he had a relationship with a 17/18 year old boy - allegations he denied and slandered one of his opponents for making - turned out to be true. Pretty much killed all his political capital right in the bud. To be fair, the 'boy' was like a male version of Lolita.

Between all options, I'm voting for the carpetbagger/tax dodger. Hey- at least he shows some savvy.
 
2012-10-02 09:44:05 AM  
The guy's a total spaz and kind of nuts, but I would vote for him if I lived a few miles east of here. And hope that he hires a really really good personal assistant. Hales is just too sleazy.
 
2012-10-02 09:48:25 AM  
So is he Mormon or not?
 
2012-10-02 09:51:06 AM  

gsiofa: Seriously. Did I miss some story years ago about Clinton punching a woman?


you'll have to wait for lewinsky's tell all book!
 
2012-10-02 09:57:26 AM  
Smith said the woman charged at him after wrongly thinking he pushed her off a couch crotch.
 
2012-10-02 10:55:38 AM  

Hollie Maea: The guy's a total spaz and kind of nuts, but I would vote for him if I lived a few miles east of here. And hope that he hires a really really good personal assistant. Hales is just too sleazy.


Yeah, I seriously hope Hales doesn't win. I really don't trust the guy. Sleazy is definitely the right word for him.

Donated money to Smith's campaign. Unless someone leaks a vid of Smith punching puppies in the face with babies, he's got my support.
 
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