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(Daily Mail)   Not news: Courtney Stodden gets called a fame whore. News: by the guy who runs TheDirty.com and is married to Lorenzo Lamas' daughter who once won "The Bachelor." FARK: Both are appearing on a reality show called "Couples Therapy"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
    More: Ironic, Courtney Stodden, couples therapy, Lorenzo Lamas, Shayne Lamas, Alex McCord, Doug Hutchinson, reality shows, JoJo  
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2012-10-02 09:17:22 AM
Remember that movie Couples Therapy? No? Let's make a reality show out of it.
 
2012-10-02 09:17:43 AM
Stodden looks slightly less plastic in the those photos...
 
2012-10-02 09:18:03 AM
Are you sure it was meant as an insult?
 
2012-10-02 09:25:06 AM
Lorenzo Lamas has a daughter, and she's old enough to get married?
 
2012-10-02 09:31:00 AM
One of us. One of us.
 
2012-10-02 09:35:36 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

/Oblig
 
2012-10-02 09:38:54 AM
Can we agree to stop referring to bullshiat game shows that manipulate competitors' emotions for entertainment purposes as "reality"?
 
2012-10-02 09:45:31 AM
How ridiculous are those shoes in the picture?

She's an ignorant breeder at best.
 
2012-10-02 09:51:08 AM

Apos: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]

/Oblig


WOW...just..WOW!
 
2012-10-02 09:51:32 AM
Sounds like a classic case of "takes one to know one".
 
2012-10-02 09:53:36 AM
I don't know what happened but she suddenly doesn't look too bad in her pics. What might have occurred in recent months?
 
2012-10-02 10:02:33 AM

bulok: I don't know what happened but she suddenly doesn't look too bad in her pics. What might have occurred in recent months?


Cataracts?
 
2012-10-02 10:09:06 AM
Good! We'll have them both in the same room! Just make sure you lock the door.
 
2012-10-02 10:12:47 AM

Alphax: Lorenzo Lamas has a daughter, and she's old enough to get married?


And to make him a grandfather too--had a kid last year with Richie and named her Press Dahl. He's got six kids overall and the latest wife is in her mid-twenties so more could come.

Not surprised that Richie and his fame ho are in this show, considering they got married after knowing each other the grand total of one WEEK.
 
2012-10-02 10:12:49 AM

bulok: I don't know what happened but she suddenly doesn't look too bad in her pics. What might have occurred in recent months?


She seems to have had a face-lift or something. She looks completely different than she did a few months ago.

And I KNEW I could find a picture comparing the two looks with hardly any effort:

www.eonline.com 

Discuss. Has she just changed her (horrible) make-up, or what is going on?
 
2012-10-02 10:16:43 AM

cryinoutloud: bulok: I don't know what happened but she suddenly doesn't look too bad in her pics. What might have occurred in recent months?

She seems to have had a face-lift or something. She looks completely different than she did a few months ago.

And I KNEW I could find a picture comparing the two looks with hardly any effort:

[www.eonline.com image 560x415] 

Discuss. Has she just changed her (horrible) make-up, or what is going on?


Definitely changed her makeup and is laying off the fake tan and push-up bras. She actually looks her age now.
 
2012-10-02 10:17:38 AM

cryinoutloud: bulok: I don't know what happened but she suddenly doesn't look too bad in her pics. What might have occurred in recent months?

She seems to have had a face-lift or something. She looks completely different than she did a few months ago.

And I KNEW I could find a picture comparing the two looks with hardly any effort:

[www.eonline.com image 560x415] 

Discuss. Has she just changed her (horrible) make-up, or what is going on?


Got rid of the ugly roots. Hair color and makeup MUCH better. She looks like an 18 yr old now.
 
2012-10-02 10:18:51 AM

cryinoutloud: bulok: I don't know what happened but she suddenly doesn't look too bad in her pics. What might have occurred in recent months?

She seems to have had a face-lift or something. She looks completely different than she did a few months ago.

And I KNEW I could find a picture comparing the two looks with hardly any effort:

[www.eonline.com image 560x415] 

Discuss. Has she just changed her (horrible) make-up, or what is going on?


Uh.. blue contacts?
 
2012-10-02 10:25:13 AM
I don't know, a girl built like that, fake or not, if she's as hypersexualized as she lets on, could be a great lay. Especially given her obvious daddy issues. If only she'd ditch those stupid platforms though.
 
2012-10-02 10:29:10 AM

LectertheChef: I don't know, a girl built like that, fake or not, if she's as hypersexualized as she lets on, could be a great lay. Especially given her obvious daddy issues. If only she'd ditch those stupid platforms though.


Screw you, I like the hooker hooves.

Also, the world needs bimbos. Or more correctly, I need bimbos. Hell yes.

/bimbos
 
2012-10-02 10:34:17 AM
Maybe hubby was tired of sleeping with someone that looked his age and wanted to go back to being a pedo.
 
2012-10-02 10:35:52 AM

mycathatesyou: Maybe hubby was tired of sleeping with someone that looked his age and wanted to go back to being a pedo.


Don't we all?
 
2012-10-02 10:40:01 AM
FTA: "...for a 17-year-old"

This meme needs to keep going until she's at least 50.
 
2012-10-02 10:45:20 AM
Did anyone but me watch the "Animatrix" shorts that came out between The Matrix and the two films that came out after it?

So, there's one that described just how the humans lost control of the earth to the machines, and there's an extended war sequence. In said sequence, there's a short shot of a battle-crazed soldier with an insane look on his face, yelling "KILL 'EM ALL, KILL 'EM ALL" as he maniacally fires his rifle into the advancing horde.

I would like this short shot as a gif, with the "kill em all" text overlaid at the bottom. Then, I could post it in this thread, and it would accurately summarize my feelings towards all those involved in this "story".
 
2012-10-02 10:50:19 AM
Ok, so there's no rifle firing; the scene wasn't quite as I recalled it. The sentiment remains the same.
i830.photobucket.com

/coulda sworn he was murdering things
 
2012-10-02 10:55:01 AM
I reckon she's had work done, her nose seems smaller (not so obvious in cryinoutloud's pic, but definitely in others) and her lips are plumper. Also, she used to post self pics on Twitter fairly regularly (a few a week), then didn't for a couple of months, then went back to regularly posting self pics a few weeks ago (when she debuted her new look). Which is strange for a certifiable AW such as herself. So my theory is she was recuperating and didn't want it to be obvious to her followers.
 
2012-10-02 11:18:27 AM
I'd gladly plow Stodden till she's Sodden.
 
2012-10-02 11:46:12 AM
FTFA: the teenager's appearance and antics angered the other on the series who said they were only on the show to promote themselves rather than seek genuine help.

Seriously?
 
2012-10-02 12:03:43 PM

cryinoutloud: bulok: I don't know what happened but she suddenly doesn't look too bad in her pics. What might have occurred in recent months?

She seems to have had a face-lift or something. She looks completely different than she did a few months ago.

And I KNEW I could find a picture comparing the two looks with hardly any effort:

[www.eonline.com image 560x415] 

Discuss. Has she just changed her (horrible) make-up, or what is going on?


Looks like she's laying off the spray tan.
 
2012-10-02 12:14:39 PM
bunk.
 
2012-10-02 12:24:53 PM
That's really an amazing transformation just by changing hair and make-up. After looking closely at the pics, I don't think she's had surgery recently. Let's try........

l3.yimg.com

s3-ak.buzzfed.com 

Yup, that's still her. I don't think Dougie has the money for a fembot of the quality needed to look like that.
 
2012-10-02 12:28:27 PM
I still love how confused Farkers get by makeup
 
2012-10-02 12:39:40 PM
Oh and I'm confused as to how this marriage is legal
 
2012-10-02 12:41:18 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Oh and I'm confused as to how this marriage is legal


I think she was 16 at the time, IIRC. Many states allow the marriage, but require the consent of the minor's parents. Which the AW parents of this AW skank were thrilled to give.
 
2012-10-02 12:42:45 PM
Who?
 
2012-10-02 12:43:34 PM

cryinoutloud: bulok: I don't know what happened but she suddenly doesn't look too bad in her pics. What might have occurred in recent months?

She seems to have had a face-lift or something. She looks completely different than she did a few months ago.

And I KNEW I could find a picture comparing the two looks with hardly any effort:

[www.eonline.com image 560x415] 

Discuss. Has she just changed her (horrible) make-up, or what is going on?


She is doing that thing that some girls do. Outlining their lips with a super dark color, making their mouths look like assholes.
 
2012-10-02 12:45:10 PM

Wyalt Derp: bulok: I don't know what happened but she suddenly doesn't look too bad in her pics. What might have occurred in recent months?

Cataracts?


Puberty?
 
2012-10-02 12:47:28 PM

The Muthaship: I think she was 16 at the time, IIRC. Many states allow the marriage, but require the consent of the minor's parents. Which the AW parents of this AW skank were thrilled to give.


Ahhhh gotcha
 
2012-10-02 12:50:29 PM

MagSeven: cryinoutloud: bulok: I don't know what happened but she suddenly doesn't look too bad in her pics. What might have occurred in recent months?

She seems to have had a face-lift or something. She looks completely different than she did a few months ago.

And I KNEW I could find a picture comparing the two looks with hardly any effort:

[www.eonline.com image 560x415] 

Discuss. Has she just changed her (horrible) make-up, or what is going on?

She is doing that thing that some girls do. Outlining their lips with a super dark color, making their mouths look like assholes.


She spent a month getting plastic surgery done, along the lines of Heidi Montag. She also started doing her style as in Hollywood beauty, as opposed to Northwest beauty.

I may, or may not, read gossip columns. But this was in prep for this show/money.
 
2012-10-02 01:09:28 PM

bulok: I don't know what happened but she suddenly doesn't look too bad in her pics. What might have occurred in recent months?


Without makeup and in normal clothes, she's actually pretty.

Trouble is, she's an ignorant, skanked-up, white trash slut.
 
2012-10-02 01:09:56 PM
But the teenager's appearance and antics angered the other on the series who said they were only on the show to promote themselves rather than seek genuine help.

Anyone who goes on a television show did NOT go there for genuine help!
 
2012-10-02 01:24:44 PM
All I got out of the headline was "Attention Whore called an attention whore by people who have actually worked at some point in their lives."
 
2012-10-02 01:26:51 PM

cryinoutloud: bulok: I don't know what happened but she suddenly doesn't look too bad in her pics. What might have occurred in recent months?

She seems to have had a face-lift or something. She looks completely different than she did a few months ago.

And I KNEW I could find a picture comparing the two looks with hardly any effort:

[www.eonline.com image 560x415] 

Discuss. Has she just changed her (horrible) make-up, or what is going on?


She changed her makeup and gained some weight.
 
2012-10-02 01:32:48 PM

Tat'dGreaser: The Muthaship: I think she was 16 at the time, IIRC. Many states allow the marriage, but require the consent of the minor's parents. Which the AW parents of this AW skank were thrilled to give.

Ahhhh gotcha


Not quite.

Douggie became her legal guardian, then gave her permission to marry.

Something like that. Ask Ted Nugent.
 
2012-10-02 01:53:21 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Oh and I'm confused as to how this marriage is legal


She got a note from her mom.
 
2012-10-02 02:12:54 PM
Wow. That headline was a whole, convoluted paragraph of I-don't-give-a-shiat
 
2012-10-02 02:24:18 PM

Carousel Beast: bulok: I don't know what happened but she suddenly doesn't look too bad in her pics. What might have occurred in recent months?

Without makeup and in normal clothes, she's actually pretty.

Trouble is, she's an ignorant, skanked-up, white trash slut.


You say that like it's a bad thing. Our society pays inordinate amounts of attention to ignorant, skanked up rich socialites, isn't it about time the ignorant, skanked up, common whore got some love too?
 
2012-10-02 02:28:34 PM

cryinoutloud: That's really an amazing transformation just by changing hair and make-up. After looking closely at the pics, I don't think she's had surgery recently. Let's try........

[l3.yimg.com image 310x463]

[s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 355x236] 

Yup, that's still her. I don't think Dougie has the money for a fembot of the quality needed to look like that.


That is a seriously asymmetrical face.
 
2012-10-02 03:05:07 PM
Ahhhh, I see the little foreign guy con-artist who tells women to starve themselves and to get plastic surgery finally made Fark. Hooman Karamian, you finally found fame. Ben Quayle help to found his Dirty site, so he has good company. Ben is Brock, if you're trying to catch up.

Hooman is a prick.
 
2012-10-02 03:20:13 PM

missiv: Ahhhh, I see the little foreign guy con-artist who tells women to starve themselves and to get plastic surgery finally made Fark. Hooman Karamian, you finally found fame. Ben Quayle help to found his Dirty site, so he has good company. Ben is Brock, if you're trying to catch up.

Hooman is a prick.


you mean congressman Quayle... (also a prick)
 
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