FARK.com: (7359077) Finally, a book on housekeeping for the mother who likes to down "a full bottle of Kahlua consumed in the afternoon while soaking in a steaming bathtub and ignoring the knocks of her children locked outside." Sounds like subby's ex-wife

		Finally, a book on housekeeping for the mother who likes to down "a full bottle of Kahlua consumed in the afternoon while soaking in a steaming bathtub and ignoring the knocks of her children locked outside." Sounds like subby's ex-wife (npr.org)		10
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Doink_Boink		2012-10-02 09:25:12 AM

3 votes:

So, she's...a woman?

honeygrl		2012-10-02 09:19:53 AM

3 votes:

If getting drunk in the bath and ignoring your kids is wrong I don't think I want to be right.

Primitive Screwhead		2012-10-02 09:30:46 AM

2 votes:

Mom?

bluefoxicy		2012-10-02 12:06:08 PM

1 votes:

Wot's wrong with locking the kids outside? Go play you little farkers.

czei		2012-10-02 10:24:12 AM

1 votes:

fickenchucker: Headline sounds like my ex-sister-in-law. But substitute "cocaine" for Kahlua".

/She's divorced a second time now and living in a crappy apartment. Brother-in-law just bought the newer wife a Mercedes and a second home in South Carolina.

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www.lilligren.com

Whiskey Dickens		2012-10-02 09:24:11 AM

1 votes:

So, she's Russian?

Jae0o0		2012-10-02 09:23:46 AM

1 votes:

I've always wanted to read about myself.

Enormous-Schwanstucker		2012-10-02 09:17:06 AM

1 votes:

So, she's Irish?

goobergal		2012-10-02 09:15:49 AM

1 votes:

So, she's Italian?

minoridiot		2012-10-02 08:44:50 AM

1 votes:

FTFA: "She wants to do the right thing and she wants to do what is expected of her and she starts out generally, almost always, with a very good intention," he says. "But then something goes wrong, and then she just totally blows up and just screams and yells and curses.

So, she's Puerto Rican?

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