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(Politico)   Steny Hoyer "waits and waits" on Pelosi. Presumably for when she smiles, with so much botox in her, that she breaks her face and he can take her spot as the most powerful Sith in the galaxy   (politico.com) divider line 14
    More: Interesting, Steny Hoyer, Nancy Pelosi, Democratic Caucus  
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2012-10-02 09:41:40 AM  
lol she's an old lady!
 
2012-10-02 10:09:53 AM  
what is headline, for I don't even
 
2012-10-02 10:13:17 AM  

FlashHarry: lol she's an old lady!


yes I know, but it was 5 am and botox/sith jokes were the only things I could make of it. Forgive me
 
2012-10-02 10:13:51 AM  
Botox doesn't work that way.
 
2012-10-02 10:15:03 AM  
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He's not waiting on a lady he's just waiting on a friend.

/Hot like a thousand lighters held up in unison.
 
2012-10-02 11:01:14 AM  
I don't understand why the Dems in the House didn't universally throw her out in 2010. Doesn't matter if they can agree on who to replace her, but damn - they had every reason to ditch her. This isn't something that someone should be able to "choose" - it's got to be done by the members.
 
2012-10-02 11:06:48 AM  

cefm: I don't understand why the Dems in the House didn't universally throw her out in 2010. Doesn't matter if they can agree on who to replace her, but damn - they had every reason to ditch her. This isn't something that someone should be able to "choose" - it's got to be done by the members.


Yeah, why wouldn't the dems throw out one of their most effective leaders in decades?
 
2012-10-02 11:25:22 AM  

cefm: I don't understand why the Dems in the House didn't universally throw her out in 2010. Doesn't matter if they can agree on who to replace her, but damn - they had every reason to ditch her. This isn't something that someone should be able to "choose" - it's got to be done by the members.


That might be because she was one of the best speakers in recent history. Look at the legislation that she got passed. The Democratic House under her got more done than any congress in ages. Unfortunately a lot of what passed the house stalled in the Senate because of Republican obstructionism. If the Dems win back the house, she will be speaker again.
 
rmz
2012-10-02 11:28:00 AM  
If you have to torture a headline that badly for the joke you're trying to make, that should probably be a clue to you that your headline sucks.
 
2012-10-02 12:10:40 PM  
We get it, she's not very attractive and she's taking a man's job.
 
2012-10-02 12:19:16 PM  

rmz: If you have to torture a headline that badly for the joke you're trying to make, that should probably be a clue to you that your headline sucks.


What rmz said.
 
2012-10-02 12:48:45 PM  

TabASlotB: rmz: If you have to torture a headline that badly for the joke you're trying to make, that should probably be a clue to you that your headline sucks.

What rmz said.


And yet.... it's green. You don't know the power of the Dark Side of the Force.

/not subby
//written worse greened headlines, I'm sorry to admit
 
2012-10-02 04:42:25 PM  
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?

Jesus Harvey Christ, she's old enough to be my grandmother: give her a break. At least she's not an Oompa Loompa orange Cutty Sark decanter.
 
2012-10-02 05:33:33 PM  

92myrtle: Parthenogenetic: TabASlotB: rmz: If you have to torture a headline that badly for the joke you're trying to make, that should probably be a clue to you that your headline sucks.

What rmz said.

And yet.... it's green. You don't know the power of the Dark Side of the Force.

/not subby
//written worse greened headlines, I'm sorry to admit

It's Teatard Tuesday!


in my defense, being subby and all, I wrote this headline at 530 am, shortly after rolling out of bed and I couldn't come up with anything to rip into Pelosi with aside from the constant botox jokes I keep hearing from my conservative father. I had far better headlines that all got redlit earlier and for whatever reason they greened the worst of the lot. Don't blame me for the fact it's green, blame the admins

/still liked the "tax tax tax taxtaxtax tax" headline...
 
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