mrshowrules: A miracle in the sense that the ballots for Romney get multiplied like the loaves of bread on the mount? Or, a miracle in the sense that the Lord gets more people to vote against their self-interest?
proteus_b: i used to think einstein was a genius, but this guy beck really takes the cake..
rudemix: So by that logic if Romney loses can we accept that god has smiled on Obama's presidency? Or at that point does it switch to god not being badass enough to handle his affairs and it was the work of the Debil? These delusional people confuse me.
Slaves2Darkness: rudemix: So by that logic if Romney loses can we accept that god has smiled on Obama's presidency? Or at that point does it switch to god not being badass enough to handle his affairs and it was the work of the Debil? These delusional people confuse me.No, because Romney believes in that false god Elohim.
Codenamechaz: So does that mean when Obama wins that god doesn't exist?
Diogenes: ♪♫♪ Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,Long as I have my plastic JesusRiding on the dashboard of my carThrough all trials and tribulations,We will travel every nation,With my plastic Jesus I'll go far. ♪♫♪
Hack Patooey: "It's a miracle!"
FlashHarry: [wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com image 600x776]
Chthonic Echoes: So . . . God is Casey at the bat. Sounds about right in this context.
Fatbeard: Hack Patooey: "It's a miracle!"OK slightly OT, but who is this guy? He must be aware he is the skinnyhead meme.
reklamfox: [i45.tinypic.com image 426x639]
keylock71: Though, the gnashing of teeth, pulling of hair, and rendering of garments on Election Night, should Obama win reelection, is going to be highly entertaining.
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