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(   Bust out the Beenz because I want to party like it's '00 again. First, investment corporations catastrophically overvalued Facebook and now internet-only grocery stores are back   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, beenz, Facebook, Center City, Long Island City, Mayor Nutter, bell peppers, delivery trucks  
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3607 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Oct 2012 at 8:53 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-02 11:47:16 AM  
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Joe Peanut: wildcardjack: Call over your friendly traffic enforcement officer. It might cost a few donuts or coffees, but a few parking tickets should be enough to get them to move.

They get tons of tickets all the time. They really don't care about that.

Then start issuing your own tickets...

On the glass. Pat it down well.

I still recommend the YouTube and Consumerist route. Shame and embarrass the company and they'll either issue an edict to not park in knowing violation or sue you in complete ignorance of the Streisand effect.
2012-10-02 10:56:32 AM  
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Mister Peejay: Not pictured: Acres of animated .gif sprites.

You've seen these:

2012-10-02 09:29:00 AM  
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mortimer_ford: I never understood the facebook thing. Yes, I understand that corporate panel members are out of touch with the internet and facebook is just the hippest thing they could apply to a advertising growth model never used before but the expected value of facebook was so ridiculous even a moron see that it would fail. And all this was found out before the IPO.

What about screwing non-insider investors don't you understand? Like day traders and mortgage-based investors who came before them, there are greedy suckers, who just knows they are going to be a millionaires on a single investment strategy champing at the bit to buy some useless crap based solely on media hype. How do you think the 1% became the 1%?
2012-10-02 09:23:37 AM  
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safeinsane: But do they accept Flooz? That's the real question.

Bitcoins Spergerrands.

Around here, Peapod never went away, either. Then again, they had the sense to pull back from the "OMG, we must go nationwide!" idiocy that killed the 1.0 dotcoms. Remember, folks, unlimited growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.
2012-10-02 09:04:20 AM  
1 vote:
But do they accept Flooz? That's the real question.
2012-10-02 09:01:21 AM  
1 vote:
Freshdirect never went away. I actually hate them. I live in a neighborhood with lots of great food markets. But for some reason some of my lazy neighbors rather use Freshdirect. My apartment is on the first floor, facing the street, and there is a fire hydrant right outside my window. So when the FD truck comes to the neighborhood, they park at the fire hydrant right in front of my window, and go do their deliveries around the area. Since the truck is refrigerated, they have to keep the engine and big AC system running, sometimes for a few hours on end, right outside my window. One of these days they will come back to find something pierced their radiator while they were away.......
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