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(Sheboygan Press)   "If inappropriate behavior were to continue, the lights would stay on, the chicken dance song would be played for the rest of the night"   (sheboyganpress.com) divider line 39
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2012-10-02 08:20:25 AM  
Those kids don't have sex organs so this makes total sense.
 
2012-10-02 08:20:50 AM  
The sick tag would be more appropriate.
 
2012-10-02 08:20:57 AM  
Judging by the picture, the dance floor was the real victim.
 
2012-10-02 08:21:13 AM  
That's what I like about those high school girls.
 
2012-10-02 08:22:05 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-10-02 08:26:00 AM  

Mr. Cat Poop: That's what I like about those high school girls.


Red's a good color on you.
 
2012-10-02 08:31:01 AM  
If I was there I'd still try to slow dance and standing bone my date to the chicken dance....WITH the lights on!!
/eff em!
 
2012-10-02 08:31:37 AM  
You just can't have the kind of grinding that goes on in a club at a high school dance.

That said, when a girl squats down doing the chicken dance in front of me, it's game on.
 
2012-10-02 08:32:54 AM  
But did they shake their tail feathers?
 
2012-10-02 08:33:48 AM  
We gunna do the chicken dance, er no?
 
2012-10-02 08:36:04 AM  
They don't explain this 'inappropriateness'. Did some guy whip his dick out and start getting a handjob or something?
 
2012-10-02 08:39:18 AM  

bluefoxicy: They don't explain this 'inappropriateness'. Did some guy whip his dick out and start getting a handjob or something?


I'm guessing chicks with their palms on the floor, and dudes rubbing their junk on them from behind. But, your theory is equally valid.
 
2012-10-02 08:39:43 AM  

bluefoxicy: They don't explain this 'inappropriateness'. Did some guy whip his dick out and start getting a handjob or something?


I think it involves something called "moving".

It may also include "breathing".
 
2012-10-02 08:44:07 AM  
Rebellion through crass behavior -- it never gets old.
 
2012-10-02 08:44:59 AM  
Bunch a farkin baptists.
 
2012-10-02 08:45:12 AM  
Come on, come on, and do the loco-motion with me. . . .
 
2012-10-02 08:45:59 AM  
To be fair, daggering isnt really appropriate for anywhere....

/i sound old
//yeah yeah, all dancing is about simulating sex, but have some subtly about it, jeez
///for those not in the know (pnsfw)
 
2012-10-02 08:55:16 AM  
We had a dance nazi at all of our school dances; but, then again, I did go to a catholic school.
 
2012-10-02 09:00:28 AM  
Lemme guess - the dutty wine finally made it to rural Michigan?
 
2012-10-02 09:05:08 AM  

Cyno01: To be fair, daggering isnt really appropriate for anywhere....

/i sound old
//yeah yeah, all dancing is about simulating sex, but have some subtly about it, jeez
///for those not in the know (pnsfw)


When did Negroes forget how to dance? Hell, pasty little white boys could do better than that.
 
2012-10-02 09:09:56 AM  
Well, what a 25th high school reunion this has been. No one could have guessed that I would have spiked the punch bowl with a powerful sedative. Then, I moved everyone to this remote farm where I buried you all up to your necks. So the question I ask of you - are you all having fun?

Relax jock Henderson. I will have my revenge for what you did to me soon enough. But right now, you will all be witness to my greatest act of revenge. Here is Principal Wartburg. He's eighty two, confined to a wheel chair and suffers from Alzheimer. But beneath that blank lifeless stare, he knows where he is and why he's here.

Remember Principal Wartburg? Remember me from the junior prom? Do you remember seeing me and Stacy dancing? And you dared stop me because you said I was, and I quote you, sir: "Obviously excited?" You took my dance bracelet away from me and told me to go outside.

Poor Stacy. She was never the same after that. She went full lesbian afraid that she might shame another man! And she stayed a lesbian right up until she married Gary and had three children with him! And I, I never touched another living woman sexually again - though I have touched many a woman sexually. Let that sink in for a moment.

Now, Mr. Wartburg. I will be taking back my bracelet. The one you took from me so many years ago. I'm sure you have it on your person. Give it to me. Well, he seems to have fallen asleep. I'll ask him again after he's had suitable rest. This torture must have drained him so.

When he awakens and gives me my bracelet, I will then finish my dance with Stacy. Sadly she is recently deceased and will not really enjoy the moment. Also, she's pretty stiff so cut her a break. Her dancing won't be very smooth nor graceful. Please try not to laugh.

So he's still asleep, huh? I could just search him. I'm sure he's kept the bracelet on his person all these years as a trophy. But that would rob me of my moment when he submits to me! Let's wait a little while longer, shall we. Man, the guy can snore. Drools a lot too. Yuck.

What to do in the interim. You guys are all buried up to your necks. You aren't going anywhere. I know. I shall entertain you with my many victories at the game of Dungeon and Dragons. They're on my blog but just in case you missed them. Here goes. December 4th 1987. I was in the Lair of Elderborn Elf Warrior with but a Lamp of Truth and a Wilkinson Sword of Medium Sharpness. Now, here is where it gets interesting. I rolled a...
 
2012-10-02 09:14:46 AM  
Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
 
2012-10-02 09:24:11 AM  
FTFA : A police liaison officer at the dance contacted the police department to alert them to a potential earlier release and allow police to patrol the area as part of their normal routine.

Yea... after all, we need to keep the teens safe... from.. well themselves. And a few dozen DUI and Public Intoxication tickets and arrests... I can sleep well knowing they are safe. The city and county coffers have nothing to do with this. It is all about keeping the kids safe.

/riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
// there was a freaking gauntlet of police cars to go thru once you left our prom. In my small town, that meant every cop in a three town area was sitting one half mile down from the only road leading from the school to town. If I had a better grasp of reality, I should have skipped the prom and looted the three towns. No one to stop me. But, that darn sense of goodness and fair play stopped yet another money making enterprise...no wonder I am broke all the time... too darn nice...
 
2012-10-02 09:24:34 AM  

fluffy2097: Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.


No, no, no. Just ask any Southern Baptist. They can tell you sex is bad because it leads to dancing.
 
2012-10-02 09:49:22 AM  

JackieRabbit: fluffy2097: Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

No, no, no. Just ask any Southern Baptist. They can tell you sex is bad because it leads to dancing.


Footloose Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes!!!

/Danm god-botherers. This is 2012
 
2012-10-02 09:51:55 AM  
 
2012-10-02 10:18:17 AM  
Should have used MMMbop
 
2012-10-02 10:31:48 AM  
www.bangstyle.com
 
2012-10-02 11:04:35 AM  
Kids these days... why we only had the Tango, the Foxtrot, the Mamba... wait. So you mean that this kind of crap has been going on for, well since music was invented?

But these kids, they have to be much nastier then anything anyone else has ever done in all of recorded history.
 
2012-10-02 11:05:36 AM  
"There seemed to be a shift in students' response - some students, not all - from being cooperative to making a mockery of the expectations, and being disrespectful to chaperones and administrators (at the dance)," said Bull.

These are teenagers. Of course they will act out.
 
2012-10-02 11:46:11 AM  
I never went to any high school dances I just went to the after parties.
 
2012-10-02 12:25:09 PM  
There's a lot of ass-shaking going on in that there chicken dance.
 
2012-10-02 12:27:37 PM  
Kids today should emulate the fine example of their elders, who knew how to dance appropriately and still have a good time.
 
2012-10-02 12:39:55 PM  
The school is doing it wrong. If they want to punish the students, they need to play the Spitting image chicken song.
 
2012-10-02 01:00:50 PM  
i.imgur.com

Looks like most of the girls figured out that fark me pumps aren't too practical if you have to move in them instead of having them next to your ears.
 
2012-10-02 03:09:45 PM  
Aren't we all making a major assumption that the dancing in question was freak dancing?

For all we know, it was some dork who insists that people dance at full arm's length, to "leave room for the holy ghost."
 
2012-10-02 04:21:05 PM  

namegoeshere: Kids today should emulate the fine example of their elders, who knew how to dance appropriately and still have a good time.


Thats way more acrobatic than anything todays fat kids could manage, plus i didnt see much genital rubbing or explicit simulated sex. Seriously, if the latest dance craze is causing penile fractures, i think its reasonable to object to it at a high school dance.


Saborlas: Aren't we all making a major assumption that the dancing in question was freak dancing?

For all we know, it was some dork who insists that people dance at full arm's length, to "leave room for the holy ghost."


Because if that were the case, the article probably would have been mocking of the administration with some choice quotes from kids about "hey, at least were not doing this this or this on the dance floor."
 
2012-10-02 08:52:18 PM  
Was the DJ a heavy set blonde woman with the personality of a boil?
 
2012-10-02 09:28:01 PM  

Tom_Slick: Mr. Cat Poop: That's what I like about those high school girls.

Red's a good color on you.


Haters gonna hate!
 
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