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(TMZ)   Former WWE Wrestler goes all Chris Benoit on a guy on a train. But it's okay, the guy on the train was threatening to kill everyone   (tmz.com) divider line 48
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2012-10-02 08:04:42 AM
Isnt this the same dude who had that terrorist gimmick?
 
2012-10-02 08:41:08 AM
Balls
 
2012-10-02 09:27:21 AM
Former? isn't he in that jobber stable that's beating up Santino?
 
2012-10-02 09:29:39 AM

ManateeGag: Former? isn't he in that jobber stable that's beating up Santino?


You are on thin ice, man. The next words that come out of your mouth better be praise of Santino Marella. Santino is the greatest wrestler in the WWE right now, and I wont let a loser like YOU befoul what he has done.

/Kidding, BTW
 
2012-10-02 09:41:12 AM
Choked him so hard he peed his pants, LOL.

It was real to him, dammit!
 
2012-10-02 10:01:10 AM
How does poisoning kids stop someone from attacking the train?

Pile them up in the entrance?
 
2012-10-02 10:03:24 AM
never mind. he strangled the kid. I thought he was kind enough to poison him.
 
2012-10-02 10:10:04 AM
BAH GAWD, KING, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!
 
2012-10-02 11:23:39 AM

cman: Isnt this the same dude who had that terrorist gimmick?


He was the manager of the dude with the terrorist gimmick. Although I'll just briefly comment that your use of the term "terrorist gimmick" is precisely what made the gimmick so awesome, because the entire gimmick was "I am sick of being stereotyped by Americans", and he was booed anyway.
 
2012-10-02 11:56:18 AM

bluorangefyre: BAH GAWD, KING, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!


LEAVE ME ALONE, JR! I've had a hard month!
 
2012-10-02 12:00:23 PM
A series of German suplexes?
 
2012-10-02 12:03:44 PM

Big Beef Burrito: A series of German suplexes?


Flying headbutt.

I met him at a few high school gym shows a while back. He is a real nice guy.
 
2012-10-02 12:13:53 PM

cman: ManateeGag: Former? isn't he in that jobber stable that's beating up Santino?

You are on thin ice, man. The next words that come out of your mouth better be praise of Santino Marella. Santino is the greatest wrestler in the WWE right now, and I wont let a loser like YOU befoul what he has done.

/Kidding, BTW


Is befouling like besmirching? That's what the scruffy tearaways were doing in my time - besmirching.
 
2012-10-02 12:17:21 PM

cman: Isnt this the same dude who had that terrorist gimmick?


Wait, we are now rooting for the terrorist?

/so confused
 
2012-10-02 12:26:43 PM
But why did they have a weightlifting machine on a train?
 
2012-10-02 12:30:57 PM

FirstNationalBastard: But why did they have a weightlifting machine on a train?


Do you know what would be awesome? A bowling alley on an airplane
 
2012-10-02 12:49:36 PM

DannyJunior: Choked him so hard he peed his pants, LOL.

It was real to him, dammit!


Sounds like that Guy can sell. Find him and make him cenas acting coach
 
2012-10-02 12:51:19 PM

cman: FirstNationalBastard: But why did they have a weightlifting machine on a train?

Do you know what would be awesome? A bowling alley on an airplane


If I time my throw right, then the plane should bank left at just the right time for me to make this split....
 
2012-10-02 12:54:28 PM

cman: Isnt this the same dude who had that terrorist gimmick?


He was the manager for the guy who had the terrorist gimmick, Muhammad Hassan

I thought he was actually pretty good, and could have been an asset to WWE. He was totally mishandled, and the whole controversy behind his character was 100% Vince McMahon's fault.
 
2012-10-02 12:59:05 PM
FTA: "One witness, who was on the train when it all went down, tells us Daivari choked out the passenger so hard ... he peed his pants"

I hope someone got that on video. Comedy gold...literally.
 
2012-10-02 12:59:50 PM
HE PEED HIS PANTS~! HE PEED HIS PANTS~! HE PEED HIS PANTS~! HE PEED HIS PANTS~!

/could've said "HE TAPPED OUT~!"
//but that's more accurate
 
2012-10-02 01:02:56 PM

Mike_LowELL: cman: Isnt this the same dude who had that terrorist gimmick?

He was the manager of the dude with the terrorist gimmick. Although I'll just briefly comment that your use of the term "terrorist gimmick" is precisely what made the gimmick so awesome, because the entire gimmick was "I am sick of being stereotyped by Americans", and he was booed anyway.


And it was kind of an awesome gimmick BTW.

/Until the angle involving The Undertaker
//Which happened right before the underground bombings in London
///And shown right afterward on SmackDown!
////With an apology beforehand of course
//Vince didn't want lawsuits
//Too many slashies~?
 
2012-10-02 01:05:28 PM

Gunny Highway: Big Beef Burrito: A series of German suplexes?

Flying headbutt.

I met him at a few high school gym shows a while back. He is a real nice guy.


Benoit? Yeah, I hung out with him a few times.
 
2012-10-02 01:18:01 PM

star_topology: cman: Isnt this the same dude who had that terrorist gimmick?

He was the manager for the guy who had the terrorist gimmick, Muhammad Hassan

I thought he was actually pretty good, and could have been an asset to WWE. He was totally mishandled, and the whole controversy behind his character was 100% Vince McMahon's fault.


Agreed. Hassan was pretty talented and had solid mic skills. They were stupid to get him into a terrorist gimmick, when the "I am sick of being stereotyped" gimmick would've worked much better (more politically correct than a terrorist) and would've even allowed a solid face turn later.
 
2012-10-02 01:21:33 PM
One witness, who was on the train when it all went down, tells us Daivari choked out the passenger so hard ... he peed his pants

McMahon 3:16?
 
2012-10-02 01:28:16 PM

you are a puppet: One witness, who was on the train when it all went down, tells us Daivari choked out the passenger so hard ... he peed his pants

McMahon 3:16?


escobar300.files.wordpress.com

Approves.
 
2012-10-02 01:51:11 PM
www.memegeneokerlund.com
 
2012-10-02 01:56:01 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: [www.memegeneokerlund.com image 600x366]


Get him, Titus!
 
2012-10-02 02:04:19 PM
"Davari choked out a violent man aboard an airport train, Brain."

"And those people in that car got a better wrestling show than anyone in Oklahoma last night."
 
2012-10-02 02:35:56 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Davari choked out a violent man aboard an airport train, Brain."

"And those people in that car got a better wrestling show than anyone in Oklahoma last night."


Speaking of which, your presence was missed last night.
 
2012-10-02 03:17:02 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Davari choked out a violent man aboard an airport train, Brain."

"And those people in that car got a better wrestling show than anyone in Oklahoma last night."


So JR, how did you enjoy your appreciation night...

/I'm on to you
///but keep it up
 
2012-10-02 03:52:11 PM
i166.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-02 06:20:31 PM
Please please PLEASE tell me there's video of this! XD
 
2012-10-02 06:26:59 PM

Mike_LowELL: cman: Isnt this the same dude who had that terrorist gimmick?

He was the manager of the dude with the terrorist gimmick. Although I'll just briefly comment that your use of the term "terrorist gimmick" is precisely what made the gimmick so awesome, because the entire gimmick was "I am sick of being stereotyped by Americans", and he was booed anyway.


Yeah, but then they went full terrorist on the Undertaker and aired it the same day as the London Bombings.
 
2012-10-02 06:34:03 PM

Captain Steroid: Please please PLEASE tell me there's video of this! XD


A train full of people sitting around watching a lunatic get his ass kicked? Oh, there might have been one or two cell phones out...
 
2012-10-02 07:31:55 PM
And he just threw the guy out at the next stop? You know, perhaps holding him until police arrived might have been a better plan for the guy wanting to kill a train full of people.

Someone's been hit in the head a few too many times for their brains to bes working.
 
2012-10-02 08:16:16 PM
Was expecting a dead wife and kid and somebody being hung.
 
2012-10-02 08:27:37 PM

marius2: And he just threw the guy out at the next stop? You know, perhaps holding him until police arrived might have been a better plan for the guy wanting to kill a train full of people.

Someone's been hit in the head a few too many times for their brains to bes working.


media.filmschoolrejects.com

No ticket
 
2012-10-02 09:07:33 PM

TheManofPA: marius2: And he just threw the guy out at the next stop? You know, perhaps holding him until police arrived might have been a better plan for the guy wanting to kill a train full of people.

Someone's been hit in the head a few too many times for their brains to bes working.

[media.filmschoolrejects.com image 580x250]

No ticket


Internets for you
 
2012-10-02 10:27:56 PM
I liked Daivari a lot when he was with WWE; getting a kick, etc...

And then TNA picked him up and gave him that godawful Sheik Abdul Bashir terrorist gimmick before getting all but written off courtesy of a belt-whipping Samoa Joe. He totally got shafted.
 
2012-10-03 02:47:48 AM
I remember when Tiger Ali Singh was in the WWE. He is a devout Muslim and wore his turban to the ring. One time he left it in the locker room to go do something, and when he came back someone had shiat in it. He complained to Vince McMahon and Vinnie Mac said "Just put the farking gimmick on!" Haha.
 
2012-10-03 03:14:29 AM

ParagonComplex: I remember when Tiger Ali Singh was in the WWE. He is a devout Muslim and wore his turban to the ring. One time he left it in the locker room to go do something, and when he came back someone had shiat in it. He complained to Vince McMahon and Vinnie Mac said "Just put the farking gimmick on!" Haha.


was Orton in the company when that happened?
 
2012-10-03 04:04:01 AM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ParagonComplex: I remember when Tiger Ali Singh was in the WWE. He is a devout Muslim and wore his turban to the ring. One time he left it in the locker room to go do something, and when he came back someone had shiat in it. He complained to Vince McMahon and Vinnie Mac said "Just put the farking gimmick on!" Haha.

was Orton in the company when that happened?


Ah, but back in the days of Tiger Ali Singh, there was Mr. Perfect to worry about.

Mr. Perfect was perfecting his swirl in the King's crown before Randy Orton ever thought about going AWOL to shiat in a bag!
 
2012-10-03 09:22:18 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ParagonComplex: I remember when Tiger Ali Singh was in the WWE. He is a devout Muslim and wore his turban to the ring. One time he left it in the locker room to go do something, and when he came back someone had shiat in it. He complained to Vince McMahon and Vinnie Mac said "Just put the farking gimmick on!" Haha.

was Orton in the company when that happened?

Ah, but back in the days of Tiger Ali Singh, there was Mr. Perfect to worry about.

Mr. Perfect was perfecting his swirl in the King's crown before Randy Orton ever thought about going AWOL to shiat in a bag!


Don't forget Max Moon...aka Konnan. He's been known to drop a #2 in gear.
 
2012-10-03 12:31:35 PM

marius2: And he just threw the guy out at the next stop? You know, perhaps holding him until police arrived might have been a better plan for the guy wanting to kill a train full of people.

Someone's been hit in the head a few too many times for their brains to bes working.


According to Daivari, this went through multiple stops and there were no cops, so he assumed they weren't coming.
 
2012-10-03 02:13:04 PM

RevMercutio: marius2: And he just threw the guy out at the next stop? You know, perhaps holding him until police arrived might have been a better plan for the guy wanting to kill a train full of people.

Someone's been hit in the head a few too many times for their brains to bes working.

According to Daivari, this went through multiple stops and there were no cops, so he assumed they weren't coming.


Suprising. The Light Rail stops every 2 to 3 minutes. You would think they'd have transit police at the very least.
 
2012-10-03 03:09:00 PM

Big Beef Burrito: Gunny Highway: Big Beef Burrito: A series of German suplexes?

Flying headbutt.

I met him at a few high school gym shows a while back. He is a real nice guy.

Benoit? Yeah, I hung out with him a few times.


dude, weak
 
2012-10-03 06:40:23 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ParagonComplex: I remember when Tiger Ali Singh was in the WWE. He is a devout Muslim and wore his turban to the ring. One time he left it in the locker room to go do something, and when he came back someone had shiat in it. He complained to Vince McMahon and Vinnie Mac said "Just put the farking gimmick on!" Haha.

was Orton in the company when that happened?


No, this was back during the Attitude era. It was probably JBL or The Undertaker that did it. More than likely JBL as he was the main ribber/bully.
 
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