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(New York Daily News)   Hot Brazilian student is auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder to raise cash to build homes for poverty-stricken families. Finally a charity you can get behind   (nydailynews.com) divider line 110
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2012-10-02 03:12:04 AM  
No matter how you slice it, a whore's a whore.
 
2012-10-02 03:12:26 AM  
"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a phototgrapher."


hmm - i've found that a good theory holds up to changing the variables where as a bad one crumbles.
lets try, shall we?

what happens if we switch the context of the word "it" in this sentence from "sell your sexual services for money" to "commit murder"

if you do it once in your life then you are not a murderter?
 
2012-10-02 04:57:36 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: No matter how you slice it, a whore's a whore.


From TFA:

She said: "I saw this as a business. I have the opportunity to travel, to be part of a movie and get a bonus with it.
 
2012-10-02 06:29:32 AM  
Poor Alexander. Dismissed in a single sentence.
 
2012-10-02 08:05:49 AM  
"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a phototgrapher."

...but you fark one sheep....

/oblig
 
2012-10-02 08:44:00 AM  

MrBallou: Poor Alexander. Dismissed in a single sentence.


His virgin wang is only worth $1300. I bet those bidders are dudes.
 
2012-10-02 09:24:33 AM  
"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a phototgrapher."

Cool, I guess I can bid since by only doing it once, I won't be an adulterer.
 
2012-10-02 09:27:15 AM  

Pathman: "If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a phototgrapher."


hmm - i've found that a good theory holds up to changing the variables where as a bad one crumbles.
lets try, shall we?

what happens if we switch the context of the word "it" in this sentence from "sell your sexual services for money" to "commit murder"

if you do it once in your life then you are not a murderter?



Hooray! I'm no longer a war criminal.
 
2012-10-02 09:35:26 AM  
FTA: She will receive $20,000 and 90% of the final auction price.

So at the moment she'll get 20K + 144K, leaving a whopping 14K to build the houses? Unless I am missing something?
 
2012-10-02 09:37:14 AM  

Pathman: "If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a phototgrapher."


hmm - i've found that a good theory holds up to changing the variables where as a bad one crumbles.
lets try, shall we?

what happens if we switch the context of the word "it" in this sentence from "sell your sexual services for money" to "commit murder"

if you do it once in your life then you are not a murderter?


There are a lot of people on the sex offender registry who would love for that logic to work.
 
2012-10-02 09:37:26 AM  
TFD thread in 3...2....1

"Please help a TFer get laid"
 
2012-10-02 09:38:31 AM  

deffuse: FTA: She will receive $20,000 and 90% of the final auction price.

So at the moment she'll get 20K + 144K, leaving a whopping 14K to build the houses? Unless I am missing something?


I think she would use the 130K to build houses. 100K can build a lot of houses, and I'm sure the charities would love to get the 75K.
 
2012-10-02 10:05:14 AM  
She's not even hot for a Brazilian, just saying.

/would never be able to "perform" if the sex was paid for
 
2012-10-02 10:14:24 AM  
"Catarina Migliorini, 20, is set to plough the money..."

That's not all she's going to plow!
 
2012-10-02 10:15:52 AM  
can I check to make sure she is a virgin before I bid?
 
2012-10-02 10:16:08 AM  
At a cocktail party a man says "Will you sleep with me for a million dollars?"
The woman says "Well, sure."
The man says "Will you sleep with me for one hundred dollars?"
"What kind of woman do you think I am?"
"We've already established that. Now we just have to settle on a price."
 
2012-10-02 10:16:45 AM  
Who would shell out that kind of cash to have sex with a woman that has no idea what she's doing?
 
2012-10-02 10:19:04 AM  
Seems to me that blowing cash on an awkward situation is kind of stupid.
 
2012-10-02 10:21:41 AM  
I'm pretty sure I'd fark anything you told me to for $200K. I mean, I have my pride, but I figure it's only worth $5K at most.
 
2012-10-02 10:24:36 AM  
If a guy has $160,000 to spend on a women, he could get a lot more that than one airplane ride. Lots of gals would become your (reasonably) long-term squeeze for that much sugar, assuming you're not a completely hideous goblin. I'm guessing the winner will be, in which case, Miss Brazil is not going to have a very satisfactory experience.
 
2012-10-02 10:25:57 AM  
Whoever makes the highest bid and takes her home, takes her clothes off, parts her legs and slips in the salami, hopefully he doesn't find the experience to be like putting a hot dog into a TARDIS because the "NOW SERVING...." digital tracker strapped to her thigh is in the four-digit range.

Make sure she's a virgin first!

/DNRTFA
 
2012-10-02 10:30:12 AM  
Nail a virgin, and join the mile high club while starring in an Aussie porn flick? That's gotta be worth something.
 
2012-10-02 10:35:34 AM  
Ohh, fun. Have sex with a timid, uncomfortable, dry and squirmy little girl. Is it that important to be the biggest dick she has ever had?

I had one chance to be with a virgin, and I pretty much turned her down. I didn't really like her that much and didn't think it would have been fair to her to be her first, especially since I was planning on ending the relationship shortly thereafter.
 
2012-10-02 10:40:52 AM  

Mugato: "If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a phototgrapher."

...but you fark one sheep....

/oblig



outstanding. first thing i thought too
 
2012-10-02 10:53:17 AM  
20 year old Brazilian virgin?

Will she ride a unicorn to the airport?
 
2012-10-02 10:57:19 AM  
This will be all fun and games until a Ukranian drug lord who's addicted to krokodil wins the bidding. Then she'll see that life isn't all she thought it was.
 
2012-10-02 10:59:18 AM  

The Muthaship: 20 year old Brazilian virgin?

Will she ride a unicorn to the airport?


The only way I'll believe she's a virgin is if she's a member of the Brazilian track team.
 
2012-10-02 11:01:10 AM  
That's a lot of virgins
 
2012-10-02 11:04:30 AM  

H31N0US: Ohh, fun. Have sex with a timid, uncomfortable, dry and squirmy little girl. Is it that important to be the biggest dick she has ever had?

I had one chance to be with a virgin, and I pretty much turned her down. I didn't really like her that much and didn't think it would have been fair to her to be her first, especially since I was planning on ending the relationship shortly thereafter.


I banged one once. She was pretty damn hot and had great T&A. It was a miserable experience though, I couldn't fully enjoy said T&A. I got the job done anyhow, and chalked it up to saying that I had taged a virgin.

After that she became a sex addict, and it ruined her life for a few years. Now I can say my dick has ruined a chick's life.

/it's disappointed a few as well
 
2012-10-02 11:07:20 AM  
Is there a time limit for how long you can fark her? And what about anal and oral? I'm assuming you need to devirgin those holes as well?
 
2012-10-02 11:11:21 AM  
Hot Brazilian student is auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder to raise cash to build homes for poverty-stricken families. Finally a charity you can get behind

Behind, underneath, on top and in front of
 
2012-10-02 11:12:44 AM  

Cymbal: Is there a time limit for how long you can fark her?



I'm gonna need at least 30 seconds. At least. On a good day, with the wind to my back, 60 seconds. Tops.
 
2012-10-02 11:24:04 AM  
FTFA: Director Justin Sisely will record her emotions before and after her first sexual encounter.

Call me when he adds "during."
 
2012-10-02 11:25:03 AM  
I don't think I've had anywhere close to $130k worth of sex in my life, and I have 3 kids....
 
2012-10-02 11:26:48 AM  

fatalvenom: I banged one once.


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2012-10-02 11:28:28 AM  
So what happens if a bunch of farkers pool their money together and win the auction? Gang-bang?
 
2012-10-02 11:33:28 AM  

I am Wee Todd Ed: So what happens if a bunch of farkers pool their money together and win the auction? Gang-bang?


37 cents and an old stick of Dentyne won't even buy you a handy.
 
2012-10-02 11:34:53 AM  
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2012-10-02 11:37:28 AM  
What she's hoping for: A philanthropist with a heart of gold who, when the time comes, will refuse to take what he paid for and let her keep the money.

What she's getting: Violated in ways that would make George R.R. Martin blush.
 
2012-10-02 11:39:08 AM  

The Muthaship: What she's hoping for: A philanthropist with a heart of gold who, when the time comes, will refuse to take what he paid for and let her keep the money.

What she's getting: Violated in ways that would make George R.R. Martin blush.


I hope they give her good medical insurance because she's gonna need help with that cracked pelvis and torn rectum.
 
2012-10-02 11:46:17 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: The Muthaship: What she's hoping for: A philanthropist with a heart of gold who, when the time comes, will refuse to take what he paid for and let her keep the money.

What she's getting: Violated in ways that would make George R.R. Martin blush.

I hope they give her good medical insurance because she's gonna need help with that cracked pelvis and torn rectum.


Better have dental too. Fix the gap tooth my rock solid cock will surely cause.

"Gap teeth in yo' mouth so my dick's got ta fit!"
 
2012-10-02 11:50:46 AM  
Anyone sho has ever taken someone's virginity would never pay for the experience. They don't know what they're doing, it isn't fun. Give me a limber slut over a virgin.
 
2012-10-02 11:57:25 AM  

stuhayes2010: Anyone sho has ever taken someone's virginity would never pay for the experience. They don't know what they're doing, it isn't fun. Give me a limber slut over a virgin.


yeah. basically. it's not some wonderful experience. it involves discomfort and awkwardness for both.
 
2012-10-02 11:57:31 AM  

stuhayes2010: Anyone sho has ever taken someone's virginity would never pay for the experience. They don't know what they're doing, it isn't fun. Give me a limber slut over a virgin.


Reminds me of a reply to the idea of a suicide bomber getting 72 virgins. "I don't want virgins, give me 72 sluts who know how to please a man"
 
2012-10-02 11:58:17 AM  
Maybe she's an anal virgin only?
 
2012-10-02 12:08:12 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: 37 cents and an old stick of Dentyne won't even buy you a handy.


you can get more than that from bottle deposits.
 
2012-10-02 12:10:02 PM  
So prostitution is OK if it's done for a good cause?

Or prostitution is OK if she only does it to lose her virginity?

Just wondering.
 
2012-10-02 12:11:12 PM  

Flash_NYC: So prostitution is OK if it's done for a good cause?

Or prostitution is OK if she only does it to lose her virginity?

Just wondering.


Sounds like they are hoping it's ok if you do it in a jurisdictionally vague location.
 
2012-10-02 12:14:15 PM  

Flash_NYC: So prostitution is OK if it's done for a good cause?

Or prostitution is OK if she only does it to lose her virginity?

Just wondering.


I think, even though I myself wouldn't engage in either end of it, prostitution is just OK. I haven't heard a valid reason otherwise.
 
2012-10-02 12:21:57 PM  

Mugato: Flash_NYC: So prostitution is OK if it's done for a good cause?

Or prostitution is OK if she only does it to lose her virginity?

Just wondering.

I think, even though I myself wouldn't engage in either end of it, prostitution is just OK. I haven't heard a valid reason otherwise.


One of those things I think should be legal, but I have no interest in.
 
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