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(Mother Nature Network)   Scientists from the land that brought us kilts, bagpipes, and haggis think grinding up an asteroid and using the dust to shield Earth will help stop climate change   (mnn.com) divider line 80
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2012-10-02 09:27:30 AM  
Next on thier list, stoping the tides and sunrises
 
2012-10-02 09:27:42 AM  
candidate for worst headline of 2012?
 
2012-10-02 09:27:46 AM  
I can think of another Scottish scientist who tried something similar...

mutantreviewers.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-02 09:30:37 AM  

Biness: candidate for worst headline of 2012?


+1
 
2012-10-02 09:30:39 AM  
Oop yar kilts....
 
2012-10-02 09:31:45 AM  
Sounds like a great idea! Who needs satellites anyways?
 
2012-10-02 09:33:05 AM  
Been hitting the Buckfast a bit hard in the lab, have we?
 
2012-10-02 09:34:24 AM  
Don't knock Scottish Engineers. They invented the steam engine, the railroad locomotive, the differential heat engine, the blast furnace, the repeating rifle, the revolver, the first precision lathe, the mill, the vacuum still, the first functional telephone. Not to mention the best distilled alcoholics beverage the world has ever seen.
 
2012-10-02 09:36:47 AM  
It's not weird at all, subby. While it is impractical, it is based in knowledge. The Clean Air Act had some unintended consequences. It, and similar clean air regulations around the world, was directly responsible for greatly reducing the amount of particulate emissions into the atmosphere. These particles served to reflect quite a bit of incoming sunlight back into space. The Clean Air Act didn't do much about gaseous emissions, so greenhouse gases continued to rise. So a combination of a reduction of particulate and a steady increase of gaseous emissions combined to accelerate atmospheric warming.
 
2012-10-02 09:37:47 AM  
simpsons did it

img.metro.co.uk
 
2012-10-02 09:39:18 AM  

JackieRabbit: It's not weird at all, subby. While it is impractical, it is based in knowledge. The Clean Air Act had some unintended consequences. It, and similar clean air regulations around the world, was directly responsible for greatly reducing the amount of particulate emissions into the atmosphere. These particles served to reflect quite a bit of incoming sunlight back into space. The Clean Air Act didn't do much about gaseous emissions, so greenhouse gases continued to rise. So a combination of a reduction of particulate and a steady increase of gaseous emissions combined to accelerate atmospheric warming.


Give a hoot -- pollute!
 
2012-10-02 09:39:29 AM  
They make take our lives! But they'll never take.....our sunlight!
 
2012-10-02 09:41:01 AM  
Haggis was a good idea.
 
2012-10-02 09:41:54 AM  
CSB: I was once taking a tour of Edinburgh Castle when an overly informative tour guide (curator? I dont know) cornered me and asked, since I was obviously a Yank, if I thought Scotland was just about "Kilts, haggis, and whisky." It was almost lunch time IIRC so I said yes, to which I received an impromptu hour long lecture on the scientific accomplishments of Scottish academicians.

Long story short, I don't remember any of it, but I was left with the distinct impression that Scotland has produced some important people who did something important, and some really bossy tour guides.
 
2012-10-02 09:42:23 AM  
And then when it cycles back to cooling how do we take the shiat back out?
 
2012-10-02 09:42:35 AM  

gilatrout: Haggis was a good idea.


what's HAGGIS? do u have the SHINNING???

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-02 09:42:50 AM  
If only there was something else to convert co2 to another gas.
 
2012-10-02 09:43:00 AM  
The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of asteroids, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, shot em back into space. And guess what? Ground up asteroids are pure poison. I am deathly ill.
 
2012-10-02 09:43:05 AM  
They may be right...but what happens if they release too much dust?
 
2012-10-02 09:43:38 AM  

Rindred: JackieRabbit: It's not weird at all, subby. While it is impractical, it is based in knowledge. The Clean Air Act had some unintended consequences. It, and similar clean air regulations around the world, was directly responsible for greatly reducing the amount of particulate emissions into the atmosphere. These particles served to reflect quite a bit of incoming sunlight back into space. The Clean Air Act didn't do much about gaseous emissions, so greenhouse gases continued to rise. So a combination of a reduction of particulate and a steady increase of gaseous emissions combined to accelerate atmospheric warming.

Give a hoot -- pollute!


God, I had forgotten all about that ad campaign. A blast from the past.
 
2012-10-02 09:45:53 AM  
It was a Scot that discovered Penicillin too..
 
2012-10-02 09:50:01 AM  

Cyno01: The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of asteroids, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, shot em back into space. And guess what? Ground up asteroids are pure poison. I am deathly ill.


Thanks for saving me the time finding that.
 
2012-10-02 09:50:48 AM  
Ya' got Asteroids?

Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.
 
2012-10-02 09:57:08 AM  
It's not a plan, it's a threat.

/"Stop being bourgeois capitalist pigs, or we will be forced to destroy the world to save it!"
 
2012-10-02 09:59:00 AM  
Have to coat the sun with the stuff.
 
2012-10-02 10:01:09 AM  
Don't listen to them. They want to terraform our planet into a cold, gray, soggy, treeless empire where they can toss telephone poles and expose their nether-regions to marmots.
 
2012-10-02 10:02:07 AM  
Kilts, bagpipes, and haggis... What are three things that DID NOT ORIGINATE IN SCOTLAND.
 
2012-10-02 10:06:53 AM  

Richard_The_Clown: I can think of another Scottish scientist who tried something similar...

[mutantreviewers.files.wordpress.com image 169x288]


This is the first thing I thought of.

I see that, much like the movie, everyone is pretending your post does not exist.
 
2012-10-02 10:06:57 AM  
i16.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-02 10:09:08 AM  

Deathfrogg: Don't knock Scottish Engineers. They invented the steam engine, the railroad locomotive, the differential heat engine, the blast furnace, the repeating rifle, the revolver, the first precision lathe, the mill, the vacuum still, the first functional telephone. Not to mention the best distilled alcoholics beverage the world has ever seen.


You had me up till you mentioned Scotch. If you like a beverage that is redolent with the essence of burnt peat-moss, seaweed, and ass, then by all means, go right ahead drink your scotch. If you like a whiskey that actually tastes good, then drink bourbon.
 
2012-10-02 10:11:56 AM  

Deathfrogg: Don't knock Scottish Engineers. They invented the steam engine, the railroad locomotive, the differential heat engine, the blast furnace, the repeating rifle, the revolver, the first precision lathe, the mill, the vacuum still, the first functional telephone. Not to mention the best distilled alcoholics beverage the world has ever seen.


Also television, waterproof cloth, macadam road surfaces, adhesive stamps, anaesthesia, sterile surgery, logarithms, sociology, economics, radar, ATMs, refrigerators, hypodermic needles, football and the first ever cloned sheep.
 
2012-10-02 10:13:30 AM  

Joe Blowme: And then when it cycles back to cooling how do we take the shiat back out?


This. The potential for this plan to go horribly, horribly wrong makes it totally impractical. And we'd be better off with more warming than more cooling.
 
2012-10-02 10:15:02 AM  

give me doughnuts: Deathfrogg: Don't knock Scottish Engineers. They invented the steam engine, the railroad locomotive, the differential heat engine, the blast furnace, the repeating rifle, the revolver, the first precision lathe, the mill, the vacuum still, the first functional telephone. Not to mention the best distilled alcoholics beverage the world has ever seen.

You had me up till you mentioned Scotch. If you like a beverage that is redolent with the essence of burnt peat-moss, seaweed, and ass, then by all means, go right ahead drink your scotch. If you like a whiskey that actually tastes good, then drink bourbon.


Bourbon is a recipe from wales. John `jack the lad` daniels got the recipe from his welsh grandmother...
 
2012-10-02 10:16:04 AM  

mortimer_ford: Don't listen to them. They want to terraform our planet into a cold, gray, soggy, treeless empire where they can toss telephone poles and expose their nether-regions to marmots.



i249.photobucket.com

Feast your eyes!
 
2012-10-02 10:16:13 AM  

mongbiohazard: Joe Blowme: And then when it cycles back to cooling how do we take the shiat back out?

This. The potential for this plan to go horribly, horribly wrong makes it totally impractical. And we'd be better off with more warming than more cooling.


repeating bears.jpg

As we are only 90% sure it is man made anyway, what if it isn`t and we cause bigger problems?
 
2012-10-02 10:16:48 AM  
Giant ice cubes from comets?
 
2012-10-02 10:18:37 AM  
The "scientist" in question is quoted as saying "What could go wrong?!?!?"
 
2012-10-02 10:19:43 AM  
There is NO WAY they should even consider doing this until they have a PROVEN technology to clean it all up if it goes wrong.
 
2012-10-02 10:20:40 AM  
Dump a kiloton or two of iron dust into the worlds oceans and use algal blooms to sequester a megaton or two of CO2.
 
2012-10-02 10:23:14 AM  

SpectroBoy: There is NO WAY they should even consider doing this until they have a PROVEN technology to clean it all up if it goes wrong.


What about a consensus on the tech to clean it up, will that suffice?
 
2012-10-02 10:23:27 AM  

SpectroBoy: The "scientist" in question is quoted as saying "What could go wrong?!?!?"


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-02 10:23:41 AM  
Things invented by Scots: Adhesive stamps, the Bank of England, bicycle pedals, Bovril, breech-loading rifle, chloroform, the cloud chamber, colour photography, cornflour, cure for malaria, the decimal point, electro-magnetism, finger printing, fountain pen, hypnosis, hypodermic syringe, insulin, kaleidoscope, the lawnmower, the Kelvin scale, logarithms, lorries, marmalade, lime cordial, motor insurance, MRI scanner, paddle steamer, paraffin, piano pedals, pneumatic tyres, the postmark, radar, raincoats, reflecting telescope, savings banks, screw propeller, speedometer, steam hammer, tarmac, teleprinter, tubular steel, the typhoid vaccine, ultrasound scanner, the US Navy, Universal Standard Time, vacuum flasks, wave powered generators, wire rope, and of course every idea of philosophy that came out of the Enlightenment . Scotland had 75% literacy rates in the 1750s, when most of the rest of the civilised world were largely illiterate.
 
2012-10-02 10:28:57 AM  

Spiralmonkey: Things invented by Scots: Adhesive stamps, the Bank of England, bicycle pedals, Bovril, breech-loading rifle, chloroform, the cloud chamber, colour photography, cornflour, cure for malaria, the decimal point, electro-magnetism, finger printing, fountain pen, hypnosis, hypodermic syringe, insulin, kaleidoscope, the lawnmower, the Kelvin scale, logarithms, lorries, marmalade, lime cordial, motor insurance, MRI scanner, paddle steamer, paraffin, piano pedals, pneumatic tyres, the postmark, radar, raincoats, reflecting telescope, savings banks, screw propeller, speedometer, steam hammer, tarmac, teleprinter, tubular steel, the typhoid vaccine, ultrasound scanner, the US Navy, Universal Standard Time, vacuum flasks, wave powered generators, wire rope, and of course every idea of philosophy that came out of the Enlightenment . Scotland had 75% literacy rates in the 1750s, when most of the rest of the civilised world were largely illiterate.


God damn devils.
 
2012-10-02 10:50:32 AM  

Spiralmonkey: Things invented by Scots: Adhesive stamps, the Bank of England, bicycle pedals, Bovril, breech-loading rifle, chloroform, the cloud chamber, colour photography, cornflour, cure for malaria, the decimal point, electro-magnetism, finger printing, fountain pen, hypnosis, hypodermic syringe, insulin, kaleidoscope, the lawnmower, the Kelvin scale, logarithms, lorries, marmalade, lime cordial, motor insurance, MRI scanner, paddle steamer, paraffin, piano pedals, pneumatic tyres, the postmark, radar, raincoats, reflecting telescope, savings banks, screw propeller, speedometer, steam hammer, tarmac, teleprinter, tubular steel, the typhoid vaccine, ultrasound scanner, the US Navy, Universal Standard Time, vacuum flasks, wave powered generators, wire rope, and of course every idea of philosophy that came out of the Enlightenment . Scotland had 75% literacy rates in the 1750s, when most of the rest of the civilised world were largely illiterate.


wonderful, but it takes an idiot to believe that ANY person invented magnetism or the US Navy.

And most of your list is composed of things invented by people of Scottish descent. That is a rather weak attempt to claim something that is not deserved.
 
2012-10-02 10:53:40 AM  

chuckufarlie: Spiralmonkey: Things invented by Scots: Adhesive stamps, the Bank of England, bicycle pedals, Bovril, breech-loading rifle, chloroform, the cloud chamber, colour photography, cornflour, cure for malaria, the decimal point, electro-magnetism, finger printing, fountain pen, hypnosis, hypodermic syringe, insulin, kaleidoscope, the lawnmower, the Kelvin scale, logarithms, lorries, marmalade, lime cordial, motor insurance, MRI scanner, paddle steamer, paraffin, piano pedals, pneumatic tyres, the postmark, radar, raincoats, reflecting telescope, savings banks, screw propeller, speedometer, steam hammer, tarmac, teleprinter, tubular steel, the typhoid vaccine, ultrasound scanner, the US Navy, Universal Standard Time, vacuum flasks, wave powered generators, wire rope, and of course every idea of philosophy that came out of the Enlightenment . Scotland had 75% literacy rates in the 1750s, when most of the rest of the civilised world were largely illiterate.

wonderful, but it takes an idiot to believe that ANY person invented magnetism or the US Navy.

And most of your list is composed of things invented by people of Scottish descent. That is a rather weak attempt to claim something that is not deserved.


Descent? Please enlighten me.
 
2012-10-02 10:53:48 AM  

SpectroBoy: There is NO WAY they should even consider doing this until they have a PROVEN technology to clean it all up if it goes wrong.


pffft. What could possibly go wrong?
 
2012-10-02 10:58:10 AM  

chuckufarlie: Spiralmonkey: Things invented by Scots: Adhesive stamps, the Bank of England, bicycle pedals, Bovril, breech-loading rifle, chloroform, the cloud chamber, colour photography, cornflour, cure for malaria, the decimal point, electro-magnetism, finger printing, fountain pen, hypnosis, hypodermic syringe, insulin, kaleidoscope, the lawnmower, the Kelvin scale, logarithms, lorries, marmalade, lime cordial, motor insurance, MRI scanner, paddle steamer, paraffin, piano pedals, pneumatic tyres, the postmark, radar, raincoats, reflecting telescope, savings banks, screw propeller, speedometer, steam hammer, tarmac, teleprinter, tubular steel, the typhoid vaccine, ultrasound scanner, the US Navy, Universal Standard Time, vacuum flasks, wave powered generators, wire rope, and of course every idea of philosophy that came out of the Enlightenment . Scotland had 75% literacy rates in the 1750s, when most of the rest of the civilised world were largely illiterate.

wonderful, but it takes an idiot to believe that ANY person invented magnetism or the US Navy.

And most of your list is composed of things invented by people of Scottish descent. That is a rather weak attempt to claim something that is not deserved.


No-one is claiming that a person "invented" magnetism, but it was James Clerk Maxwell who formulated electromagnetic theory. Also, never heard of John Paul Jones, founder of the US Navy? In what way were they not Scottish?
 
2012-10-02 10:58:32 AM  

Joe Blowme: What about a consensus on the tech to clean it up, will that suffice?


I'd like to see a at least working prototype. It's the only planet we got.
 
gja
2012-10-02 10:59:16 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

/oblig
 
2012-10-02 11:05:54 AM  
My only concern is that if society collapses into some sort of semi dark age for any number of reasons then we have a large asteroid who's orbit we can no longer correct. Can any physics people comment on the chances of getting it into a stable and permanent orbit safely?
 
2012-10-02 11:11:25 AM  

Richard_The_Clown: I can think of another Scottish scientist who tried something similar...

[mutantreviewers.files.wordpress.com image 169x288]


Came here for this leaving satisfied in 3 posts! Well done!
 
2012-10-02 11:11:44 AM  
All of those things are awesome, so this plan is awesome by default.

Joce678: They may be right...but what happens if they release too much dust?


Such is the risk of geo-engineering.

Personally I don't think anything will come of it.
As much as people might say other wise, the fact is that global warming is a very profitable problem for the right folks and a dangerous one to attempt fixing. So the resolution will be to not do a damn thing about any of it but to more Prius limousines and windmills for the mansion.

That way everyone gets to feel good about waiting for the inevitable to pass.
 
2012-10-02 11:14:00 AM  

SpectroBoy: Joe Blowme: What about a consensus on the tech to clean it up, will that suffice?

I'd like to see a at least working prototype. It's the only planet we got.


but it would be a consensus
 
2012-10-02 11:17:56 AM  
Ye blootered boggers.
 
2012-10-02 11:32:08 AM  

dready zim:

Bourbon is a recipe from wales. John `jack the lad` daniels got the recipe from his welsh grandmother...


It's just m'rumatizz med'cine.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-02 11:47:26 AM  

Deathfrogg: Don't knock Scottish Engineers. They invented the steam engine, the railroad locomotive, the differential heat engine, the blast furnace, the repeating rifle, the revolver, the first precision lathe, the mill, the vacuum still, the first functional telephone. Not to mention the best distilled alcoholics beverage the world has ever seen.


This. Laphroig and Glenmorangie FTW.

I have a friend who is of the opinion that most Scottish food is based on a dare. I don't think she's wrong.
 
2012-10-02 12:05:29 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

We could hit up a comet for some icewater...
 
2012-10-02 12:13:48 PM  
Actually it's not too far off.

We've actually gotten good at reducing particulate air pollution, not so much on the greenhouse gasses. The result is that we've paradoxically made global warming worse - the particulate air pollution was blocking the sunlight and mitigating the effects of the greenhouse gasses.
 
2012-10-02 12:14:55 PM  

kiwimoogle84: I have a friend who is of the opinion that most Scottish food is based on a dare. I don't think she's wrong.


Scottish food is based on the fact that the farking English stole everything worth eating.
 
2012-10-02 12:20:44 PM  

Jim.Casy: Scotland was just about "Kilts, haggis, and whisky."


And hot, feisty redheads.

farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-02 12:24:28 PM  

Spiralmonkey: In what way were they not Scottish?


In the same way that I'm not Italian. My ANCESTRY is Italian but *I* am American.
 
2012-10-02 12:25:01 PM  

clyph: Scottish food is based on the fact that the farking English stole everything worth eating.


So they claimed the right to Prima Gustus???
 
2012-10-02 12:30:26 PM  

clyph: Spiralmonkey: In what way were they not Scottish?

In the same way that I'm not Italian. My ANCESTRY is Italian but *I* am American.


Which people in particular are you talking about? Who is it you are claiming is of Scottish ancestry but not actually Scottish?
 
2012-10-02 12:35:07 PM  
Any solution to global warming other than reducing the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is still going to result in massive climate change. An Earth with a higher albedo (from space dust, aircraft contrails, a solar shade, or whatever) and a stronger greenhouse effect isn't the same, even if the overall temperature hasn't changed; the distribution and timing of the heat will be totally different. Local climates will shift, growing seasons will change, and some areas will become more or less habitable. Sea levels might rise or fall. Biodiversity will decrease as climates change on the local scale and indigenous species can't react. There have been some suggestions that this would result in a lot of drought as the direct warming of the oceans by the sun is reduced, cutting the amount of evaporation and the resulting rainfall.

It's better than simply letting the heat increase forever, but it's not really much better. It's not a real solution.
 
2012-10-02 01:11:58 PM  

Spiralmonkey: Who is it you are claiming is of Scottish ancestry but not actually Scottish


Anyone who wasn't a Scotish citizen/subject when he did the shait he was famous for.
 
2012-10-02 01:25:18 PM  

JackieRabbit: It's not weird at all, subby. While it is impractical, it is based in knowledge. The Clean Air Act had some unintended consequences. It, and similar clean air regulations around the world, was directly responsible for greatly reducing the amount of particulate emissions into the atmosphere. These particles served to reflect quite a bit of incoming sunlight back into space. The Clean Air Act didn't do much about gaseous emissions, so greenhouse gases continued to rise. So a combination of a reduction of particulate and a steady increase of gaseous emissions combined to accelerate atmospheric warming.


Wait! That's complicated. Fark Liberals don't like complicated. Please keep things simple: it is all the fault of the ebil oil kkkompanies.
 
2012-10-02 01:43:39 PM  

GranoblasticMan: [i16.photobucket.com image 599x479]


HRNK

makes my heart soar
 
2012-10-02 01:49:00 PM  

Joe Blowme: And then when it cycles back to cooling how do we take the shiat back out?


I remember reading about a proposal for huge mirrors, or better yet, huge arrays of solar cells. These could generate beamed power and shade large areas of the planet. If things got too cold, move them or reduce the square footage of coverage.

But this takes technology, and is therefore Bad.
 
2012-10-02 01:51:08 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: It was a Scot that discovered Penicillin too..


A long list of stuff
 
2012-10-02 02:30:49 PM  

clyph: Spiralmonkey: Who is it you are claiming is of Scottish ancestry but not actually Scottish

Anyone who wasn't a Scotish citizen/subject when he did the shait he was famous for.


So in fact you don't know and are just trolling (badly).
 
2012-10-02 02:44:19 PM  

clyph: Jim.Casy: Scotland was just about "Kilts, haggis, and whisky."

And hot, feisty redheads.


"You're Scottish! Go fry something!"
 
2012-10-02 03:07:24 PM  

Richard_The_Clown: I can think of another Scottish scientist who tried something similar...

[mutantreviewers.files.wordpress.com image 169x288]


it did work, just not for the best
 
2012-10-02 03:46:16 PM  
Let's see, possible negative outcomes: 1) overdoing it and causing an ice age, or B) diverting a giant asteroid into the earth and ending all life. And even granting we could somehow guarantee avoiding both of those catastrophes, this doesn't exactly sound cheap.

Do I hear planting more trees? Anyone? Maybe something with a nice algae?
 
2012-10-02 04:07:49 PM  

Dinkledort: Let's see, possible negative outcomes: 1) overdoing it and causing an ice age, or B) diverting a giant asteroid into the earth and ending all life. And even granting we could somehow guarantee avoiding both of those catastrophes, this doesn't exactly sound cheap.

Do I hear planting more trees? Anyone? Maybe something with a nice algae?


Why not just quit your job and devote your life to planting trees and growing algae?? You sound like you're asking someone else to do what you want rather than taking initiative and doing it yourself. You might have more success that way.

I'll support you from here.
 
2012-10-02 04:14:56 PM  

Spiralmonkey: .

Descent? Please enlighten me.



It's the highest form or patriotic.
 
2012-10-02 04:18:51 PM  
i1.theportalwiki.net

"Now, the beancounters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 worth of moon rocks, much less 70 million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground them up, mixed them into a gel, and guess what: ground-up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill."
 
2012-10-02 05:01:45 PM  

RobSeace: [i1.theportalwiki.net image 250x380]

"Now, the beancounters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 worth of moon rocks, much less 70 million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground them up, mixed them into a gel, and guess what: ground-up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill."


I made that reference 6 hours ago.
 
2012-10-02 05:13:30 PM  

Cyno01: RobSeace: [i1.theportalwiki.net image 250x380]

"Now, the beancounters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 worth of moon rocks, much less 70 million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground them up, mixed them into a gel, and guess what: ground-up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill."

I made that reference 6 hours ago.


Well, shiat... I skimmed, but totally missed it... You should've added the picture!
 
2012-10-02 05:46:37 PM  

RobSeace: Cyno01: RobSeace: [i1.theportalwiki.net image 250x380]

"Now, the beancounters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 worth of moon rocks, much less 70 million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground them up, mixed them into a gel, and guess what: ground-up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill."

I made that reference 6 hours ago.

Well, shiat... I skimmed, but totally missed it... You should've added the picture!


Yeah, i was on my phone.
 
hh
2012-10-03 05:21:51 AM  
New name for earth: "Auld Reekie."
 
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