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(Daily Mail)   Paris Hilton's boyfriend arrested for punching a man after the girlfriends kiss. You sir, are an idiot   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 43
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2012-10-02 01:48:43 AM  
He looks likes he's 12 years old; acts like it, too.
 
2012-10-02 01:57:33 AM  
Why the fark is JC Chasez defending Paris Hilton's nonexistent honor?!
 
2012-10-02 02:05:09 AM  
Wait, let me get this straight.

Paris Hilton states a week or so ago that gys are gross, then just now does a girl on girl kiss and her "boy friend" gets all punchy over it, not with the other chick, but with her boy friend?

WTF?
 
2012-10-02 03:01:51 AM  
I read the article and I don't see any evidence that the girl/girl kiss led directly the punch in the face. (?)

I lost so many brain cells reading that article, and then posting about it.
 
2012-10-02 03:20:24 AM  

Aulus: Wait, let me get this straight.

Paris Hilton states a week or so ago that gys are gross, then just now does a girl on girl kiss and her "boy friend" gets all punchy over it, not with the other chick, but with her boy friend?

WTF?


A lot of people use the term 'gay' (noun) for men only, using 'lesbian' for women. As in, "gays and lesbians". Maybe that's it.
 
2012-10-02 03:32:31 AM  
FTFA: It it believed the victim is the boyfriend of the girl that Paris shared her alleged liaison with.

Okay, first off: "It it?" Really?

Secondly, let me see if I have this right... Paris' boyfriend punched the other woman's boyfriend because Paris and the woman kissed each other?

Uh... this confuses me greatly. If I was him, I would have been high-fiving the guy, not punching him.
 
2012-10-02 03:44:33 AM  
FTFA: Girl-on-girl action is the kind of bravado most men jeer on - so long as their girlfriend isn't involved.

I'm sorry, but I guess I am just seriously off-track with this. If my girlfriend -- or hell, even my wife -- locked lips in a lesbian kiss with another woman, I would stand there, watch, and enjoy the show. I'm serious about this. I wouldn't have an issue with it in the least, other than my pants might need a quick adjustment from the sudden onset of a stiffie.

I remember seeing some TV show a while back which showed a man getting angry and flying off the handle when he finds his wife in bed with another woman. That concept is completely foreign to me. I tend to follow the Howard Stern principle when it comes to two women kissing or having sex together: Let them do it. And watch, if they'll let you.
 
2012-10-02 03:49:23 AM  
www.v8z.net
 
2012-10-02 03:56:33 AM  
Huh. Haven't heard much from her lately.
 
2012-10-02 04:01:57 AM  
He looks like a young Sean Hannity
 
2012-10-02 04:22:03 AM  
Looking at the pics they look like incredible douchbags. Who macs a camera and wears sunglasses at night. Furthermore, take off your hat. Manners boys, manners.
 
2012-10-02 04:38:14 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: Let them do it. And watch, if they'll let you.


Watch if they'll let you? Screw that. Watch regardless, join if they'll let you.
 
2012-10-02 04:50:05 AM  

doglover: Watch if they'll let you? Screw that. Watch regardless, join if they'll let you.


Yes, y-you're right, of course... (*shakes head*) I-I don't know what's the matter with me... God, am I getting conservative in my old age?
 
2012-10-02 04:52:06 AM  
never mess with a male models beard.
 
2012-10-02 05:37:03 AM  
For getting upset over a girl-girl kiss, subby, or for being Paris Hilton's boyfriend?
 
2012-10-02 05:57:49 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: For getting upset over a girl-girl kiss, subby, or for being Paris Hilton's boyfriend?


And we're done here.
 
2012-10-02 06:03:00 AM  
the sunglasses are important. They keep the jizz out of her eyes.
 
2012-10-02 06:24:59 AM  
River Viiperi?

Really?
 
2012-10-02 06:38:56 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: I'm sorry, but I guess I am just seriously off-track with this. If my girlfriend -- or hell, even my wife -- locked lips in a lesbian kiss with another woman, I would stand there, watch, and enjoy the show.


So apparently the upside to being incredibly sexually boring is that you don't have the emotional flexibility to be jealous over your partner if the party they're potentially cheating with isn't physically similar to yourself.

Who knew, I thought it was all just missionary position and not being able to figure out what four of the letters in lgbtq stand for.
 
2012-10-02 07:41:53 AM  
It should have been us! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN US!!!!

*punch*
 
2012-10-02 07:43:58 AM  

Jim_Callahan: So apparently the upside to being incredibly sexually boring is that you don't have the emotional flexibility to be jealous over your partner if the party they're potentially cheating with isn't physically similar to yourself.

Who knew, I thought it was all just missionary position and not being able to figure out what four of the letters in lgbtq stand for.


lulz
 
2012-10-02 07:48:03 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: If I was him, I would have been high-fiving the guy, not punching him.


Paris Eiffel Tower?
 
2012-10-02 08:02:33 AM  
There are two rules that every guy must live by in life...gay straight or otherwise.

1. If someone asks if you are a god, you say yes.

2. If your girlfriend / spouse / distant acquaintance show the slightest glimmer of interest toward girl on girl action, you do anything you can to keep that fire stoked.
 
2012-10-02 08:04:15 AM  
Paris Hilton's boyfriend. You sir, are an idiot.

FTFY.

Seriously, why not just date a bag of used bandages?
 
2012-10-02 08:37:19 AM  
Joke's on you, subby. Because he was arrested, he didn't have to go home with Paris. So he's got that going for him.
 
2012-10-02 08:37:48 AM  

RandomAxe: Seriously, why not just date a bag of used bandages?


Not enough scabs for him.
 
2012-10-02 08:46:07 AM  
Girl-on-girl action is the kind of bravado most men jeer on

Damn Limeys invented the language - the least you can do is use it properly.
 
2012-10-02 09:07:14 AM  

sleeps in trees: Looking at the pics they look like incredible douchbags. Who macs a camera and wears sunglasses at night. Furthermore, take off your hat. Manners boys, manners.


^THIS^
none of them look they have ever had to do a day of actual work in their life.
waste of bandwidths they are!
 
2012-10-02 09:15:04 AM  
Is this the thread where I'm supposed to pretend that people like this don't do things like that on purpose so that people like us make threads like this to have discussions about how awful they are like we're doing?

/ a $100,000 lawsuit is a small price to pay for $1,000,000 worth of free attention whoring
// just say no to celebrities
 
2012-10-02 09:21:35 AM  
And not a single fark was given that day.

/yet I am here
 
2012-10-02 09:23:51 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

This picture sets off the "George Carlin Douchebag" alarm in so many ways...
 
2012-10-02 09:25:25 AM  
And this is why I'll never be in charge of the drone fleet. Why waste perfectly good hellfires on a mud hut in Pakistan when we have this crap going right here at home.
 
2012-10-02 09:27:50 AM  
That has to be the douchiest group of people I have ever seen
 
2012-10-02 09:44:18 AM  
TFA "Girl-on-girl action is the kind of bravado most men jeer on - so long as their girlfriend isn't involved."

You're doing it wrong.

doglover: Fark Me To Tears: Let them do it. And watch, if they'll let you.

Watch if they'll let you? Screw that. Watch regardless, join if they'll let you.


Join in if they let you? Jump in there regardless, film it if they let you. Hell, film it anyway but don't tell them.
 
2012-10-02 10:31:18 AM  

Dahnkster: [www.v8z.net image 640x480]


That needs some herpes along the walls
 
2012-10-02 11:15:11 AM  
why did i click on that? my iq just dropped fifteen points and i can barely afford it.
 
2012-10-02 11:18:29 AM  

TripSixes: why did i click on that? my iq just dropped fifteen points and i can barely afford it.


You clicked it hoping for a picture of the kiss. Finding none, you closed the article without reading any of the words.

/least that's what I did
 
2012-10-02 11:24:22 AM  
Looked at the pics in the article. A group of geese is called a gaggle. What do you call a group of douches?
 
2012-10-02 11:24:28 AM  
CSB

Back when I was married, the wife and I were hanging out with another couple we knew well when, (a midst drinks) I got the two girls to kiss. The other guy told me later that seeing that bothered him, I told him he was gay. Had a threesome much later with the other girl and wife after she broke up with dude.

/CSB
 
2012-10-02 11:27:00 AM  

jeanwearinfool: CSB

Back when I was married, the wife and I were hanging out with another couple we knew well when, (a midst drinks) I got the two girls to kiss. The other guy told me later that seeing that bothered him, I told him he was gay. Had a threesome much later with the other girl and wife after she broke up with dude.

You forgot the "Dear Penthouse" part of your story...
/CSB

 
2012-10-02 11:35:34 AM  
Maybe he was just trying to get rid of the other guy so he could keep it a threesome instead of a foursome.
 
2012-10-02 12:20:10 PM  

puckrock2000: Girl-on-girl action is the kind of bravado most men jeer on

Damn Limeys invented the language - the least you can do is use it properly.


Came here to say as much.
 
2012-10-02 12:40:45 PM  
It's a shame that Paris Hilton has all that inherited wealth, otherwise we might get some decent porn out of her. I guess I'll just have to settle for dolcette fantasies about her.
 
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