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2012-10-02 12:33:46 PM  
2 votes:
All your debates are belong to us.

Take off every ZING!!
2012-10-02 11:02:19 AM  
2 votes:
It's about these:

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-02 10:50:52 AM  
2 votes:

mrshowrules: Jackson Herring: mrshowrules: Jackson Herring: It's not about winning or losing the debates, it's about who has a darker outlook on the future of this country.

I think it is about who is on the white side of history.

Just don't let your expectations be colored by partisanship, anything could happen.

Unless Romney falls over and blacks-out during the debate, there should be some light at the end of the tunnel


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2012-10-02 09:54:46 AM  
2 votes:

mrshowrules: Jackson Herring: It's not about winning or losing the debates, it's about who has a darker outlook on the future of this country.

I think it is about who is on the white side of history.


Just don't let your expectations be colored by partisanship, anything could happen.
2012-10-02 09:24:56 AM  
2 votes:

Jackson Herring: It's not about winning or losing the debates, it's about who has a darker outlook on the future of this country.


I think it is about who is on the white side of history.
2012-10-02 08:51:08 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

If you're not First, you're Last.TM
2012-10-02 02:55:42 PM  
1 votes:

Ambivalence: Hon, if you're not busy winning, you're just busy losing.


It comes down to a simple choice for Romney: Get busy derping, or get busy lying.
2012-10-02 01:49:29 PM  
1 votes:
It's not about winning or losing. It's about who has the $100 million IRA and who is black.
2012-10-02 01:27:13 PM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "It is you, Barack, who have failed to address our nation's cowbell shortage."
*click* *whirr*
"Ha. Ha."
*click* *whirr*
"Nailed it."


It was YOU, Mr. Obama, who allowed the canines to escape.
2012-10-02 01:25:13 PM  
1 votes:

hawcian: czetie: Jackson Herring: Has anyone explained how Romney can have a $100 million IRA when the cap on yearly contributions is $5000?

Has anyone explained that the cap on yearly contributions to a SEP-IRA is $30,000?

Oh, well, that explains it. It would only take him a little more than 3300 years to get to that amount, instead of 20,000 years. Much more reasonable.


And since the earth is only 6000 years old, moves it into the realm of the possible.

/This is sarcasm, in case anybody is wondering.
2012-10-02 12:59:47 PM  
1 votes:
I can't wait for a failed rmoney zinger, then when no one laughs, he has to go back and explain the zinger, and why it's a good zinger, only for everything to get awkward and uncomfortable.
2012-10-02 12:18:20 PM  
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: xynix: Wallah..

Seriously?


I read that as an IRA-wallah, like the tea-wallahs of India. It'd be a lad who brings you your IRA when it's time for it. I'm not sure what sort of tiffin-box it would come in....but there you have it. voilà!
2012-10-02 11:59:23 AM  
1 votes:
It seems that Mitt just got the newsflash:

1.bp.blogspot.com 

It's really an understandable oversight on his part. From what his campaign staff has said, he's never been involved in a debate before.
2012-10-02 11:58:47 AM  
1 votes:
Rmoney loses

America wins.


sounds like a winner to me.
2012-10-02 11:57:05 AM  
1 votes:

xanadian: Mugato: As much as I think he's a cretin, I agree with the words if not the sentiment. They're not playing air hockey up there. There's no scoreboard where every ZING is two points. Every viewer, pundit and news outlet is going to declare a "winner" based on their own baggage they brought themselves. Having said that, Mitt's going to have his ass handed to him.

Between Mittens "Flip-Flop" R'Money trying to distance himself from his record, and Obama unable to play teleprompter tennis, it'll be difficult to say who will win. Obama on issues alone, sure, but I donno.


Keep in mind that without a teleprompter, Obama began to embarass republicans so bad (AT THEIR OWN RETREAT), that fox news turned off the cameras.
2012-10-02 11:55:57 AM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

/oblig for all 2012 debate threads
2012-10-02 11:17:33 AM  
1 votes:

xynix: Wallah..


Seriously?
2012-10-02 10:11:29 AM  
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: mrshowrules: Jackson Herring: It's not about winning or losing the debates, it's about who has a darker outlook on the future of this country.

I think it is about who is on the white side of history.

Just don't let your expectations be colored by partisanship, anything could happen.


Unless Romney falls over and blacks-out during the debate, there should be some light at the end of the tunnel
2012-10-02 09:21:30 AM  
1 votes:
"In my view it's not so much winning and losing or even the people themselves, the president and myself - it's about something bigger than that," Romney told a cheering crowd of thousands.

true - it's about watching Romney lose badly, then trying to salvage as much as he can without setting his hair on fire in the process.

blah. both sides are gonna claim victory no matter what. that said - I suspect Obama will be the winner in all three debates. Even if Romney somehow manages to pull off a miracle and briefly act like a normal human being and NOT like a sociopath devoid of all normal emotions he STILL only manages to break even.
2012-10-02 08:00:46 AM  
1 votes:
It's not about winning or losing the debates, it's about paying your sons a large enough salary out of the PAC funds that they can launder at least 85% of it through the Caymans.
2012-10-02 07:59:42 AM  
1 votes:
As much as I think he's a cretin, I agree with the words if not the sentiment. They're not playing air hockey up there. There's no scoreboard where every ZING is two points. Every viewer, pundit and news outlet is going to declare a "winner" based on their own baggage they brought themselves. Having said that, Mitt's going to have his ass handed to him.
2012-10-02 07:53:45 AM  
1 votes:
It's not about winning or losing the debates, it's about who has a darker outlook on the future of this country.
 
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