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(Orange County Register)   Dog survives 110-mile journey in pickup truck's engine. Truck owner considering Republican nomination for president   ( ) divider line
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2012-10-02 10:31:51 AM  
Was the dog's name Sparky?
2012-10-02 10:32:00 AM  
Was the engine running a little ruff?
2012-10-02 10:32:01 AM  
At least he was warm.
2012-10-02 10:32:39 AM  
I hope subby meant the engine compartment, because ewwww..
2012-10-02 10:34:28 AM
2012-10-02 10:35:08 AM  
Could have been worse....
2012-10-02 10:36:02 AM

I am very concerned about your serpentine belt, sir.
2012-10-02 10:36:14 AM  
And he'd be a better alternative than the 2 assclowns we have to choose from right now...
2012-10-02 10:38:43 AM  
Meh. Amateur.
2012-10-02 10:40:20 AM

Hello? Yes, this is mechanic.
2012-10-02 10:40:24 AM  

twiztedjustin: And he'd be a better alternative than the 2 assclowns we have to choose from right now...

Don't be so rash, they haven't vetted the dog yet.
2012-10-02 10:43:05 AM  
Too bad the engine didn't cook the dog, or he could have eaten it, like our current President.
2012-10-02 10:48:09 AM  
Well, I think we know what your problem is. You got a dog stuck in your engine compartment, you dolt.
Ha, ha, ha, hahahaha...
2012-10-02 10:48:41 AM  
Dude is a cheap wannabe. Everyone knows the engine compartment is where the Romney's keep their cat.
2012-10-02 10:49:31 AM  
-1 internets for headlines for stupid nonissue that won't go away
2012-10-02 10:54:25 AM  

Elroydb: stupid nonissue that won't go away

I would call evidence of lack of empathy significant. Maybe sociopaths deserve representation in government if for no other reason than they seem to comprise a significant minority in this country (and a supermajority on Fark), but I'd say they occupy enough positions of power already.
2012-10-02 10:58:48 AM  
That never gets old for me. I chuckled.
2012-10-02 10:58:54 AM  
cats will seek warm engines in the winter. but when the owner comes out and starts their car, its cat guts all over the engine compartment. not pretty.
2012-10-02 11:00:50 AM  
How do you get mud in the tires?
2012-10-02 11:04:14 AM  
Great headline, subby! :D
2012-10-02 11:06:45 AM  
Dog was in it for the free ride. Obviously a Democrat.
2012-10-02 11:21:21 AM  

ChipNASA: Could have been worse....

Yeah. The do could have been invited to a state dinner
2012-10-02 11:25:40 AM  
FTFA "...This will never happen again in my life."

you better hope not!
2012-10-02 11:34:01 AM  
I wonder if they changed the bark plugs out.
2012-10-02 11:40:28 AM  
If he was the demorat nominee he would have eaten the dog.
2012-10-02 11:40:40 AM

You need a new timing chain. Half the engine block mounts are shot and you could probably use a new distributor cap. I'll get the rest of my pack in here and it will be done by the end of today. I estimate the cost will be 43 pounds... of steak.
2012-10-02 11:58:10 AM  
So now we know what happens when the dog actually catches the car.
2012-10-02 12:04:02 PM  
Will neuter the dog? What? What? WHAT?

You're going to break a perfectly good dog!

How about we cut YOUR nuts off !!!!
2012-10-02 12:31:24 PM  
No. No he didn't. That's unpossible.
2012-10-02 12:39:32 PM  
And if he'd been cooked he could have been Sunday night supper in the White House.
2012-10-02 01:21:18 PM

Last of the V8 Interceptors. Would have been a shame to blow it up.
2012-10-02 02:23:09 PM
2012-10-02 03:04:41 PM  
That guy always gets the best barking spot.
2012-10-02 03:12:52 PM  

mytdawg: That guy always gets the best barking spot.

Because of doggy-guarding, no doubt.
2012-10-02 03:46:15 PM  
Now that's "Chevy" tough!

/still wants a damned steak and a bowl of water in some AC, tho...
2012-10-02 08:00:23 PM  

adeist69: I hope subby meant the engine compartment, because ewwww..

Otherwise, the poor dog would have been exhausted.
2012-10-02 09:09:59 PM  
Link to DEVO's "Don't Roofrack Me, Bro! (Seamus Unleashed)". Y'know, since no one asked the dog how he felt.
2012-10-02 09:51:16 PM  
Go, Greyhound.
2012-10-02 11:12:33 PM  

adeist69: I hope subby meant the engine compartment, because ewwww..

On average, the average subtard has an IQ of three.
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