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(Des Moines Register)   After being told he didn't have enough money to buy a twelve-pack of Mountain Dew, a man went back and grabbed two bottles of Mountain Dew and pulled a switchblade on the cashier who tried to stop him   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Mountain Dew, switchblades, cashier  
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2012-10-02 10:25:48 AM  
2 votes:
With the aid of Google I found out what a Kum and Go is. We don't have those here, I guess. Who in the Fark would name a store Kum and Go? Sounds more like my ex's apartment.
2012-10-02 07:20:59 AM  
1 vote:
Now this is being bootstrappy, people. this is what being an American is. When you know you can't get away with the whole 12 pack because you don't have a gun and can't afford a getaway car, you hunker down, cinch up your belt and take 2 single bottles and use the tools God gave you!
2012-10-02 12:14:33 AM  
1 vote:
Did he come at him like a spider monkey?
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