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(Des Moines Register)   After being told he didn't have enough money to buy a twelve-pack of Mountain Dew, a man went back and grabbed two bottles of Mountain Dew and pulled a switchblade on the cashier who tried to stop him   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) divider line 20
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2012-10-02 12:14:33 AM
Did he come at him like a spider monkey?
 
2012-10-02 12:19:02 AM
EXTREME SHOPPING!!!!
 
2012-10-02 12:46:51 AM
That stuff's addictive, I tell ya
 
2012-10-02 04:22:25 AM
This is why clerks oughta have a shotgun beneath the counter. Fark this guy. Chest full of buckshot would of fixed all of this.

/yes, I'm advocating filling him full of holes for stealing soda. crime, societies understanding, blah blah biddy blah
 
2012-10-02 04:24:07 AM
Da Dew run run run da Dew run run
 
2012-10-02 04:28:14 AM
How low of a society have we become when we condemn someone for stealing an apple off the fruit cart?
 
2012-10-02 04:38:45 AM
ftfa:The clerk said he had never seen the suspect in that store before but that surveillance video would be available Tuesday

uhhh, wtf is this about ? why does the clerk have anything to do with the availability and why is video not immediately available ?
 
2012-10-02 05:05:53 AM

Mimic_Octopus: ftfa:The clerk said he had never seen the suspect in that store before but that surveillance video would be available Tuesday

uhhh, wtf is this about ? why does the clerk have anything to do with the availability and why is video not immediately available ?


the video recording equipment is locked up where a clerk can't get at it. for theft of 2 sodas i'm guessing the local PD is not going to wake up detectives and the clerk is not going to wake up the manager late at night.
 
2012-10-02 05:51:07 AM

KrispyKritter: Mimic_Octopus: ftfa:The clerk said he had never seen the suspect in that store before but that surveillance video would be available Tuesday

uhhh, wtf is this about ? why does the clerk have anything to do with the availability and why is video not immediately available ?

the video recording equipment is locked up where a clerk can't get at it. for theft of 2 sodas i'm guessing the local PD is not going to wake up detectives and the clerk is not going to wake up the manager late at night.


I think you woke up too early this morning - eyes are still tired. If the greatest crime in this incident was theft of the two sodas, this wouldn't even make the news. A clerk had a knife pulled on him and the police were called. That would warrant a call to the manager at any time. This happened on Saturday, late morning, not middle of the night "morning". Nobody needed to be roused out of bed for a phone call or to provide video before Tuesday.
 
2012-10-02 05:56:19 AM
Hey, he probably just needed some trailerparkuccino for the kiddies breakfast.
 
2012-10-02 07:20:59 AM
Now this is being bootstrappy, people. this is what being an American is. When you know you can't get away with the whole 12 pack because you don't have a gun and can't afford a getaway car, you hunker down, cinch up your belt and take 2 single bottles and use the tools God gave you!
 
2012-10-02 07:39:01 AM
According to Des Moines police reports, the unknown man entered a Kum and Go, 4200 Hubbell Ave., around 11:40 a.m. Saturday. He tried to buy a 12-pack of pop but didn't have enough money, police said.

I'll bet they get all kinds of strange phone calls right after dinner and right up until bed time.
 
2012-10-02 08:42:36 AM
So was he a Jet or a Shark?
 
2012-10-02 08:46:20 AM

robohobo: This is why clerks oughta have a shotgun beneath the counter. Fark this guy. Chest full of buckshot would of fixed all of this.

/yes, I'm advocating filling him full of holes for stealing soda. crime, societies understanding, blah blah biddy blah


We'd like you to tell us about the circumstances surrounding each person that you've killed. How were they infringing upon your rights? What unarmed martial arts attack did you use to deliver the lethal blow?
 
2012-10-02 08:48:47 AM

wedun: robohobo: This is why clerks oughta have a shotgun beneath the counter. Fark this guy. Chest full of buckshot would of fixed all of this.

/yes, I'm advocating filling him full of holes for stealing soda. crime, societies understanding, blah blah biddy blah

We'd like you to tell us about the circumstances surrounding each person that you've killed. How were they infringing upon your rights? What unarmed martial arts attack did you use to deliver the lethal blow?


Flying Penisgargle.
 
2012-10-02 09:42:38 AM
nectar of the tards
 
2012-10-02 10:25:48 AM
With the aid of Google I found out what a Kum and Go is. We don't have those here, I guess. Who in the Fark would name a store Kum and Go? Sounds more like my ex's apartment.
 
2012-10-02 10:59:10 AM
But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife...
 
2012-10-02 11:38:18 AM
#RedneckRage
 
2012-10-03 03:56:29 PM

GranoblasticMan: But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife...


Well its perfectly acceptable to mortally wound the cashier if you want to steal two bottles of soda.
If the cashier wants to keep those bottles or not be killed or maimed or whatever, then he's got to justify his weak ass reason for resorting to the use of force.
 
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