puffy999: and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiat, now do you?
BronyMedic: On another note, I wonder what human-fed Porkchops and Sausage tastes like.It must be a divine guilty pleasure. Kinda like feeding a cow veal.
Dahnkster: 'Snatch' Sol for dummies...
Dufus: 700 pound hogs? That's awful big for hogs.Pretty much maximum weight in fact. What was he feeding those swine, human growth hormones?
Jesus Burnt My Hotdog: BronyMedic: On another note, I wonder what human-fed Porkchops and Sausage tastes like..FTFM
puffy999: [i.imgur.com image 454x356]You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiat, now do you?They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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