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(KCBY Coos Bay)   You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm   (kcby.com) divider line 23
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2012-10-01 08:57:25 PM
10 votes:
i.imgur.com

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiat, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
2012-10-02 07:53:52 AM
2 votes:
My Comrades,

It has been brought to my attention that citizen Snowball, a pig in good standing with the party general has been accused of gluttony. Had I not seen this disease of the elites with my own eyes, I would have doubted the accusations but I was there when Snowball helped himself to two extra fingers and a sizable portion of the rib cage.

It was pre ordained that all of the pigs should share equally in the necessary disposal of the farmer and his wife. This was a task that we were loathe to do yet bent our backs and jowls to complete not for the satisfaction of our stomachs but for the necessary good of all. We pigs agreed to complete the task equally, yet one pig chose not to.

His disease, sadly, is incurable and left untreated may spread throughout the collective. What kind of harmonious land will it become if every one of us is allowed to become gluttons? our collective work will suffer. The labor that we put forth will be for naught as we run out of food during the winter and starve!

This consumerism must be stopped. Snowball must be banished from the farm and driven from the lands to protect the whole of the farm. He must also give up the tender, tender calf of the farmer which we know he still possesses. Then we shall drive him and his insidious disease from our midst.

Signed
Napolean

Animal Farm - First Edits Edition
2012-10-01 10:42:58 PM
2 votes:
douglemoine.com

/remember that he was the one who actually owned the pigs
//cocksucka
2012-10-01 09:15:56 PM
2 votes:

puffy999: and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiat, now do you?


Well, someone saw that scene:

TFA: When he didn't return home, a family member went to look for him and found Garner's dentures near the hog enclosure.
2012-10-01 09:06:07 PM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-02 12:05:56 PM
1 votes:
BBQ at the Sellwood Fark party?
2012-10-02 10:17:12 AM
1 votes:
trappedspirit
LOL some extra super obscure stuff up in here. How on earth do you come up with this?

We don't see the sun, much.



//// It burns.
2012-10-02 08:27:30 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: On another note, I wonder what human-fed Porkchops and Sausage tastes like.

It must be a divine guilty pleasure. Kinda like feeding a cow veal.


answered my own question: Robert Pickton

"According to the book On the Farm, by Stevie Cameron, he took orders from the public and bought and sold ground meat containing human meat. He also sold meat to businesses in the Fraser Valley that contained human meat; the province's health authority later issued a warning. Another claim made is that he fed the bodies directly to his pigs"
2012-10-02 08:07:44 AM
1 votes:
There is truth behind the old Southernism: "He went to shiat and the hogs ate him." (in response to "where's _______")
2012-10-02 08:05:14 AM
1 votes:
BronyMedic

On another note, I wonder what human-fed Porkchops and Sausage tastes like.

It must be a divine guilty pleasure. Kinda like feeding a cow veal. 



Remeber: The secret is in the sauce.

i1180.photobucket.com
2012-10-02 08:03:41 AM
1 votes:

Dahnkster: 'Snatch' Sol for dummies...


winna winna, chicken dinner
2012-10-02 07:11:36 AM
1 votes:
I was watching the PBS documentary Death and the Civil War a couple of weeks ago. It was mostly about how the dead were treated. Or untreated. Most of the the bodies of the dead were just left where they fell. And in areas where people were starving to death, they wouldn't touch the feral hogs because they had been gobbling down the bodies of the dead.
2012-10-02 07:09:02 AM
1 votes:

Dufus: 700 pound hogs? That's awful big for hogs.Pretty much maximum weight in fact. What was he feeding those swine, human growth hormones?


My guess is that those would be his sows - the momma pigs. Hogs are generally slaughtered around 265 pounds.

I raise a few pigs. A couple of my older sows are around 700 lb. They are nice, gentle, pigs. But it's time to go do the chores. If I'm not back in an hour . . .
2012-10-02 06:30:38 AM
1 votes:

Jesus Burnt My Hotdog: BronyMedic: On another note, I wonder what human-fed Porkchops and Sausage tastes like..

FTFM


Apparently, those who eat humans describe it as "long pig," so I guess it's probably pretty close to pigs.

/wouldn't know
//vegetarian
2012-10-02 06:28:17 AM
1 votes:
Four legs good, two legs better stay the fark out of the hog pen...
2012-10-02 03:44:01 AM
1 votes:
gadgetgrid.gadgetgridllc.netdna-cdn.comi.ytimg.com
2012-10-02 02:22:33 AM
1 votes:
There was an old man who lived near me about 15 years ago. He had a lot of big dogs and a huge chain link fence around his place. He dropped dead one day, presumably of his preexisting heart condition. There wasn't much left of him when people realized he was missing.
2012-10-02 01:53:54 AM
1 votes:
From the Farkin' Article: Frasier said investigators will also work to rule out if Garner was the victim of foul play.

I'm sorry, I'm no farmer, but wouldn't he technically be a victim of Porcine Play?
2012-10-02 01:32:20 AM
1 votes:
700 pound hogs? That's awful big for hogs.Pretty much maximum weight in fact. What was he feeding those swine, human growth hormones?
2012-10-01 09:52:03 PM
1 votes:
Organic, free rang bacon, anyone? 

/bet the price is right on them thar hawgs
2012-10-01 09:25:14 PM
1 votes:
You raise sixteen pigs, what do you get
Not a day older or digested just yet
2012-10-01 09:14:01 PM
1 votes:

puffy999: [i.imgur.com image 454x356]

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiat, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


Annnnnd we're done here.
2012-10-01 09:08:43 PM
1 votes:
"None for me. I'm sweet enough."
 
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