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(KCBY Coos Bay)   You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm   (kcby.com) divider line 126
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2012-10-02 11:07:50 AM  
I'm surprised they found anything. I new a game warden who regularly took road-kill deer to a pig farmer. They ate EVERYTHING except the hide.
 
2012-10-02 11:13:58 AM  

AbbeySomeone: He was a Canadien prostitute?

/dnrtfa


Yup. When I saw the headline, I assumed it was a Pickton story.

I've lived in Canada too long.
 
2012-10-02 11:14:21 AM  
www.superkids.com
It's the circle... the circle of life.
 
2012-10-02 11:24:08 AM  

BronyMedic: On another note, I wonder what human-fed Porkchops and Sausage tastes like.

It must be a divine guilty pleasure. Kinda like feeding a cow veal.


www.prairieghosts.com

GO ONNNN.........
 
2012-10-02 11:28:36 AM  
That's Some Pig
 
2012-10-02 11:32:48 AM  
A Belle Gunness thread is also good.
 
2012-10-02 11:38:45 AM  

dittybopper: It is nice to know I'm not the only one, however.


Nope, that came to mind for me too.



Regarding hogs, though, they can be some ornery creatures. My wife has a scar from when a boar tossed her out of the pen when she was younger. My father in law hasn't raised hogs since shortly after I started dating her, but those things do require some care. Meat's meat and the pig's gotta eat. And they don't really care where that meat is from.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-02 11:50:54 AM  
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/loves him some pig
 
2012-10-02 12:02:49 PM  
Were they Lancashire pigs?
 
2012-10-02 12:05:56 PM  
BBQ at the Sellwood Fark party?
 
2012-10-02 12:19:02 PM  

Nofun: The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.


CSb time... Vinnie Jones always looks like a giant in those movies, like a dude you would really not want to mess with. I saw him in a grocery store a while back, he's not that big a dude and no one you would look twice at if he weren't, you know, Vinnie Jones.
 
2012-10-02 12:23:56 PM  
Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war. Begun the Bacon wars has.
 
2012-10-02 12:47:39 PM  
What's in the car?

Four seats and a wheel.
 
2012-10-02 12:57:11 PM  
www.nobullart.com
You're on thin farking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fark off.
 
2012-10-02 12:59:21 PM  
I love that movie. It reminded me of my Dad and his friends from the war, work etc. (i was a late in life child)

I hope that fellow died doin what he loved; feedin them ole hogs.

\ you better got off my daddys lawn.
 
2012-10-02 01:09:41 PM  
'Preciated, but all... bets... are... off. If all bets are off, then there can't be any money can't there?
 
2012-10-02 01:11:42 PM  
Revenge of the bacon. It had to happen someday.
 
2012-10-02 01:26:19 PM  
Hmm... this bacon tastes extra humany...

/still delicious
 
2012-10-02 02:29:22 PM  
Tyrone.

You silly fat bastard.

/my favorite insult
 
2012-10-02 02:33:11 PM  

timujin: Nofun: The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

CSb time... Vinnie Jones always looks like a giant in those movies, like a dude you would really not want to mess with. I saw him in a grocery store a while back, he's not that big a dude and no one you would look twice at if he weren't, you know, Vinnie Jones.


He IS buff as all hell though.

And in EuroTrip he opened two beer bottles with his eye sockets. I actually believe he might really be able to do that. He's a colossal badass.
 
2012-10-02 04:10:25 PM  

BronyMedic: On another note, I wonder what human-fed Porkchops and Sausage tastes like..


Well, people taste like pork. . .
 
2012-10-02 06:58:12 PM  

Dufus: 700 pound hogs? That's awful big for hogs.Pretty much maximum weight in fact. What was he feeding those swine, human growth hormones?


Normal size for full grown breeding stock.
 
2012-10-02 07:02:44 PM  

luthia: NewportBarGuy: "None for me. I'm sweet enough."

That one is my favorite.


(paraphrasing)

If I toss a dog a bone I don't care to hear how it tastes.
 
2012-10-02 08:14:49 PM  
Semi-CSB: We had pigs when I was in middle school into early high school. It was my job to clean their pen and feed/water them. They were normally nice, but anytime they got even a whiff of food, they would go berserk and try to knock me over for some grain. They were fed plenty each morning and night and would still bite me.

I always made sure to keep my cats out of there, just in case.
 
2012-10-02 09:04:10 PM  

MythDragon: Just a tip for those who might be tempted to use a sidearm within melee range. (If you can touch someone with your gun, you are much too close.)


"Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't shoot, you can hit him with it."
 
2012-10-03 11:42:32 AM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: MythDragon: Just a tip for those who might be tempted to use a sidearm within melee range. (If you can touch someone with your gun, you are much too close.)

"Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't shoot, you can hit him with it."


see: muzzle punch.
 
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