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(KCBY Coos Bay)   You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm   (kcby.com) divider line 126
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2012-10-02 07:13:30 AM

Mr. Right: I raise a few pigs. A couple of my older sows are around 700 lb. They are nice, gentle, pigs. But it's time to go do the chores. If I'm not back in an hour . . .


I call dibs on your dentures!
 
2012-10-02 07:13:46 AM
 
2012-10-02 07:16:31 AM
Ya like dags?
 
2012-10-02 07:18:31 AM

Public Savant: Pig1: "...wait a minute...he doesn't taste like strawberries at all! You said he'd taste like strawberries!"
Pig2: "No, I said his name means strawberries...are you de-*CRUNCH*. Now, why are you eating his glasses?"
Pig1: "His dentures landed outside the pen."
Pig2: "Oh...wow.."
Pig3: "I think he tastes like chicken."


I would think it would be more like, "tastes like bacon."

/long pig
 
2012-10-02 07:23:16 AM

NewportBarGuy: "None for me. I'm sweet enough."


That one is my favorite.
 
2012-10-02 07:26:18 AM
How, exactly, is this sick? That's like saying eating bacon is sick.
 
2012-10-02 07:32:42 AM
Henry Bowman unavailable for comment.
 
2012-10-02 07:37:02 AM
Everybody should be very scared....with bacon prices set to price rocket, the pigs have got us right where they want us.

Too expensive to kill, too expensive to eat...time for a piggy rampage! If you hear the snuffle of a pig, run my friend, run.....don't let them ever find you.
 
2012-10-02 07:40:12 AM
codger-fed hogs am deelicious!
 
2012-10-02 07:45:49 AM

puffy999: BronyMedic: On another note, I wonder what human-fed Porkchops and Sausage tastes like.

It must be a divine guilty pleasure. Kinda like feeding a cow veal.

You know what it reminds me of? Tasty Wheat.

Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?


Dammit, I get my Snatch quote all ready and then you throw the curveball with The Matrix. 
 
2012-10-02 07:48:06 AM

moel: Everybody should be very scared....with bacon prices set to price rocket, the pigs have got us right where they want us.

Too expensive to kill, too expensive to eat...time for a piggy rampage! If you hear the snuffle of a pig, run my friend, run.....don't let them ever find you.


I think a nice Wensel Woodsman broadhead in the boiler room would take care of that situation.

img189.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-02 07:51:17 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

I, for one, welcome our new porcine overlords.
 
2012-10-02 07:52:42 AM
That would suck.

/like subbys headline
 
2012-10-02 07:53:52 AM
My Comrades,

It has been brought to my attention that citizen Snowball, a pig in good standing with the party general has been accused of gluttony. Had I not seen this disease of the elites with my own eyes, I would have doubted the accusations but I was there when Snowball helped himself to two extra fingers and a sizable portion of the rib cage.

It was pre ordained that all of the pigs should share equally in the necessary disposal of the farmer and his wife. This was a task that we were loathe to do yet bent our backs and jowls to complete not for the satisfaction of our stomachs but for the necessary good of all. We pigs agreed to complete the task equally, yet one pig chose not to.

His disease, sadly, is incurable and left untreated may spread throughout the collective. What kind of harmonious land will it become if every one of us is allowed to become gluttons? our collective work will suffer. The labor that we put forth will be for naught as we run out of food during the winter and starve!

This consumerism must be stopped. Snowball must be banished from the farm and driven from the lands to protect the whole of the farm. He must also give up the tender, tender calf of the farmer which we know he still possesses. Then we shall drive him and his insidious disease from our midst.

Signed
Napolean

Animal Farm - First Edits Edition
 
2012-10-02 07:54:57 AM
I bet they'll kill the whole lot and destroy them... :(
 
2012-10-02 07:58:08 AM

puffy999: BronyMedic: On another note, I wonder what human-fed Porkchops and Sausage tastes like.

It must be a divine guilty pleasure. Kinda like feeding a cow veal.

You know what it reminds me of? Tasty Wheat.

Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?


No and neither have you.
 
2012-10-02 07:58:55 AM
Just an awesome way to go. For a pig farmer, that is.
 
2012-10-02 08:00:22 AM
"time to feed the hogs anyway" - Henry Bowman
 
2012-10-02 08:00:27 AM

Harry Freakstorm: My Comrades,

It has been brought to my attention that citizen Snowball, a pig in good standing with the party general has been accused of gluttony. Had I not seen this disease of the elites with my own eyes, I would have doubted the accusations but I was there when Snowball helped himself to two extra fingers and a sizable portion of the rib cage.

It was pre ordained that all of the pigs should share equally in the necessary disposal of the farmer and his wife. This was a task that we were loathe to do yet bent our backs and jowls to complete not for the satisfaction of our stomachs but for the necessary good of all. We pigs agreed to complete the task equally, yet one pig chose not to.

His disease, sadly, is incurable and left untreated may spread throughout the collective. What kind of harmonious land will it become if every one of us is allowed to become gluttons? our collective work will suffer. The labor that we put forth will be for naught as we run out of food during the winter and starve!

This consumerism must be stopped. Snowball must be banished from the farm and driven from the lands to protect the whole of the farm. He must also give up the tender, tender calf of the farmer which we know he still possesses. Then we shall drive him and his insidious disease from our midst.

Signed
Napolean

Animal Farm - First Edits Edition


Four legs good, two legs... tasty?
 
2012-10-02 08:02:51 AM
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Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?
 
2012-10-02 08:03:41 AM

Dahnkster: 'Snatch' Sol for dummies...


winna winna, chicken dinner
 
2012-10-02 08:05:14 AM
BronyMedic

On another note, I wonder what human-fed Porkchops and Sausage tastes like.

It must be a divine guilty pleasure. Kinda like feeding a cow veal. 



Remeber: The secret is in the sauce.

i1180.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-02 08:07:44 AM
There is truth behind the old Southernism: "He went to shiat and the hogs ate him." (in response to "where's _______")
 
2012-10-02 08:10:23 AM

reported: All the investigators need to do is perform DNA testing and spectrographic analysis of the pig shiat and digitally enhance satellite imagery of the location from the time of the incident. With this evidence the case can be solved in less than an hour and the conclusion delivered with a witty punchline.


YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAH!
 
2012-10-02 08:13:12 AM
Anyone read Pig Blood Blues by Clive Barker?
 
2012-10-02 08:18:19 AM

BronyMedic: On another note, I wonder what human-fed Porkchops and Sausage tastes like.

It must be a divine guilty pleasure. Kinda like feeding a cow veal.


Wasn't there a killer in Canada that feed the remains to his hogs and then sold the sausage and such around town?
 
2012-10-02 08:21:13 AM

jake_lex: [douglemoine.com image 483x267]

/remember that he was the one who actually owned the pigs
//cocksucka


I'll use this an excuse to link to my all-time favorite Deadwood scene...
 
2012-10-02 08:25:34 AM
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a Pig ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"
 
2012-10-02 08:27:30 AM

BronyMedic: On another note, I wonder what human-fed Porkchops and Sausage tastes like.

It must be a divine guilty pleasure. Kinda like feeding a cow veal.


answered my own question: Robert Pickton

"According to the book On the Farm, by Stevie Cameron, he took orders from the public and bought and sold ground meat containing human meat. He also sold meat to businesses in the Fraser Valley that contained human meat; the province's health authority later issued a warning. Another claim made is that he fed the bodies directly to his pigs"
 
2012-10-02 08:39:34 AM
"Frasier said investigators will also work to rule out if Garner was the victim of foul play."

It's a pig farm, not a chicken farm...
 
2012-10-02 08:43:00 AM
Did 'e 'ave a tea cozy on 'is 'ead?
 
2012-10-02 08:44:03 AM

Nofun: Yay, Snatch Thread!
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The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.


Just wanted to point out that pushing a gun against someone's head could possibly push the slide and/or barrel out of battery, resulting in the gun not going 'bang' when you pull the trigger, which is bad when you are counting on it going 'bang'. Thankfully this isn't a problem with the Desert Eagle Point Five Oh as the barrel is locked to the frame, and the slide is much further back.

Just a tip for those who might be tempted to use a sidearm within melee range. (If you can touch someone with your gun, you are much too close.)
 
2012-10-02 08:47:42 AM
TERRY VANCE GARNER

Alimnus, Porcine University
 
 
2012-10-02 08:49:51 AM

MythDragon: Just a tip for those who might be tempted to use a sidearm within melee range. (If you can touch someone with your gun, you are much too close.)

 
2012-10-02 08:52:17 AM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-02 08:53:40 AM

RobSeace: my all-time favorite Deadwood scene


CAAAHKSUCKA!!! God I loved that show.
 
2012-10-02 08:59:22 AM
My favorites:

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary farking Poppins... LONDON.

and

Avi: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fark. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
Doug the Head: We've got sandy beaches...
Avi: So? Who the fark wants to see 'em?
 
2012-10-02 09:13:46 AM
Humans aren't necessarily at the top of the food chain.
 
2012-10-02 09:15:01 AM
Bah, the Romans did it with eels!
 
2012-10-02 09:25:26 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "time to feed the hogs anyway" - Henry Bowman


You Sir are a day late and a dollar short:

dittybopper 2012-10-02 07:32:42 AM
Henry Bowman unavailable for comment.


It is nice to know I'm not the only one, however.
 
2012-10-02 09:26:28 AM

MythDragon: Nofun: Yay, Snatch Thread!
[www.smileforcamera.com image 640x368]

The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

Just wanted to point out that pushing a gun against someone's head could possibly push the slide and/or barrel out of battery, resulting in the gun not going 'bang' when you pull the trigger, which is bad when you are counting on it going 'bang'. Thankfully this isn't a problem with the Desert Eagle Point Five Oh as the barrel is locked to the frame, and the slide is much further back.

Just a tip for those who might be tempted to use a sidearm within melee range. (If you can touch someone with your gun, you are much too close.)


Or you could just use a revolver.
 
2012-10-02 09:31:57 AM

Hack Patooey: My favorites:

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo farking jet in that.

Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of farking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.
 
2012-10-02 09:33:26 AM
Like I always say, pigs might be intelligent but I don't mind eating them, since they'd do the same to me.
 
2012-10-02 09:47:59 AM

toetag: BronyMedic: On another note, I wonder what human-fed Porkchops and Sausage tastes like.

It must be a divine guilty pleasure. Kinda like feeding a cow veal.

Wasn't there a killer in Canada that feed the remains to his hogs and then sold the sausage and such around town?


Yup, that was my first thought - that Robert Pickton had finally been fed to his own pigs. This would have been some sort of justice since he fed my brother's girlfriend to his pigs after he killed her (or so we assume, given the lack of body but the presence of some small bits providing DNA identification).

Nobody is exactly sure if he fed the women to the pigs. Nor are they sure that he sold the pig meat to locals, but it seems a reasonable assumption.

/Personally, it bothers me a lot more to think about what he did to her BEFORE he killed her - feeding her to the pigs after she was dead is an indignity, but nothing compared to the original crime.
//No, not bitter at all, no, not me.
 
2012-10-02 10:01:07 AM
i211.photobucket.com
Embargo over?
 
2012-10-02 10:09:57 AM
Avi: Eighty-six carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi: London.
Avi's Colleague: London?
Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary farking Poppins... LONDON.
 
2012-10-02 10:10:52 AM
LOL some extra super obscure stuff up in here. How on earth do you come up with this?
 
2012-10-02 10:17:12 AM
trappedspirit
LOL some extra super obscure stuff up in here. How on earth do you come up with this?

We don't see the sun, much.



//// It burns.
 
2012-10-02 10:54:49 AM
At first I was like...

stories.mnhs.org

But, then I was like...

www.goldendental.org
 
2012-10-02 11:00:20 AM

offmymeds: At first I was like...

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But, then I was like...

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You have to remove the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiat, now do you?
 
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