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Valiente: Public wanking just got cozier.
theorellior: mjjt: what you need is full shelterAn office prankster would enjoy anointing that desk with duct tape.
Lone Star Tarheel: Greatest invention ever? Uhm, no. That would be an instant beer machine that also felates me while I chug.
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