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2012-10-01 07:58:57 PM  
Power naps at my place or servitude results in power-fired.
 
2012-10-01 08:02:24 PM  
If you have to poop, you can turn it upside down and use it for a diaper.
 
2012-10-01 08:28:42 PM  
I'm torn. On one hand, it looks amazingly comfortable and with my schedule I can see myself using it frequently. And even though it is large, I am rarely without a bag of some sort.

On the other hand, I'd like the pople who see me in public to occasionally entertain the idea of having sex with me.
 
2012-10-01 08:34:50 PM  

vartian: I'd like the pople who see me in public to occasionally entertain the idea of having sex with me.


imageshack.us

Look what you did to the pople, you killded him.
 
2012-10-01 08:44:51 PM  
Godscrack: Look what you did to the pople, you killded him.

Ha! Totally worth it :)
 
2012-10-01 09:15:15 PM  
If it can keep my arms from going numb when I zone out at my desk, it will definitely be worth consideration.
 
2012-10-01 09:18:50 PM  
I like it! Would I ever wear that at work?

/let's just say as a supervisor, you would get the bat!
 
2012-10-01 09:36:19 PM  
Sure, why NOT wear something that makes it easy to knock you out and haul you off to Gitmo without your even having to wake up?
 
2012-10-01 09:37:57 PM  
Lemme guess: the intertubes/webs?
 
2012-10-01 09:38:47 PM  
prototype plastic grocery bag, not so safe.
 
2012-10-01 09:39:16 PM  
A way to get ridiculed and fired all in one day.
 
2012-10-01 09:39:26 PM  
Have you guys heard about this thing called the Snuggie?
 
2012-10-01 09:40:01 PM  
My head: your pillow: the NSA: always heavy on my face...

;)
 
2012-10-01 09:40:03 PM  
I just know my employer will supply us all with one now that FARK has made it indispensable.
 
2012-10-01 09:40:41 PM  
Seems like it might be claustrophobia inducing.
 
2012-10-01 09:41:11 PM  

smitty04: A way to get ridiculed and fired all in one day.


Threatening firing is creating a hostile workplace, smitty04; wtf?
 
2012-10-01 09:41:19 PM  
Does the label say, "Made in France"?

/Along with the company tag line 'Surrender to sleep'
 
2012-10-01 09:41:32 PM  
Not amused...
jimmyprophet.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-01 09:41:44 PM  
thenonist.com
 
2012-10-01 09:41:51 PM  
you think theyd give hanibal lecture one those for long trips?
 
2012-10-01 09:41:57 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Have you guys heard about this thing called the Snuggie?


Could not remember the name, thanks.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-01 09:42:09 PM  

Indubitably: smitty04: A way to get ridiculed and fired all in one day.

Threatening firing is creating a hostile workplace, smitty04; wtf?


Put up, or shut up.
 
2012-10-01 09:42:17 PM  
7346786
 
2012-10-01 09:42:23 PM  
Didn't Riker adopt this thing?

i291.photobucket.com

i291.photobucket.com

/SHUT UP... as in shut your mouth and stop talking
 
2012-10-01 09:42:40 PM  
Please tell me that there is an infomercial for this.
 
2012-10-01 09:42:50 PM  
FTFA: the kooky invention - which is named as ostriches like to stick their heads in the sand

No. They don't.
 
2012-10-01 09:43:06 PM  
Never before have I wanted to fart in something so much.
 
2012-10-01 09:43:36 PM  
It's a...snare...it's a...springe...it's a...
america.infobae.com
blog.zap2it.com
 
2012-10-01 09:44:07 PM  
a crapload of the population has sleep problems. i truly hope this helps people. properly rested, they may one day wake up to the horrors. reality TV, excessive laws, high prices & unemployment and the incredible mess our so-called leaders in WashDC have created should inspire mass revolt and the streets will run red with blood.

sleep well everyone.
 
2012-10-01 09:45:05 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Didn't Riker adopt this thing?

[i291.photobucket.com image 580x724]

[i291.photobucket.com image 365x274]

/SHUT UP... as in shut your mouth and stop talking


I'm sure I can insert my penis into multiple holes here in this pix...just sayin'...;)
 
2012-10-01 09:45:06 PM  
Last night I had a dream I had insomnia
 
2012-10-01 09:46:13 PM  
thats so stupid I think it gave me cancer.
 
2012-10-01 09:46:28 PM  
Pretty sure someone posted this thing last week.
 
2012-10-01 09:47:03 PM  
This will go great with my skants.
 
2012-10-01 09:48:09 PM  
You know who sleeps in public? Homeless people. You know why? Because nobody wants to rob them. Use this and you put your life in the hands of strangers.
 
2012-10-01 09:48:20 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: thats so stupid I think it gave me cancer.


Head in the sand, eh ostritch?

Are you in my thoughts, now?

Is that how it is, then?

Very well.

So I will be in yours too...

;)
 
2012-10-01 09:48:39 PM  
makes narcolepsy a more fainable disease. because only a complete moron or some one with a disorder would carry something like that around.
 
2012-10-01 09:48:46 PM  
.
 
2012-10-01 09:50:24 PM  
Looks difficult to breathe.
 
2012-10-01 09:50:42 PM  
Does it come in dark purple?
 
2012-10-01 09:50:45 PM  
That would be too tempting a target for office pranksters

what you need is full shelter

i50.tinypic.com..
 
2012-10-01 09:51:44 PM  
This would also be great when your buddies are wearing their beer goggles and you are the designated driver.
 
2012-10-01 09:52:24 PM  
I like it. I bus every morning for 45 minutes at 3am, I would use it.
 
2012-10-01 09:52:32 PM  

TheOther: Does it come in dark purple?


Indigo, no?
 
2012-10-01 09:52:51 PM  
Meh. I'm MUCH more interested in one of the links on that page.

images.ok.co.uk
 
2012-10-01 09:54:49 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Didn't Riker adopt this thing?

[i291.photobucket.com image 580x724]

[i291.photobucket.com image 365x274]

/SHUT UP... as in shut your mouth and stop talking


WTF was the alien in that episode? It looked like a costume they bought at Wal*Mart during Halloween.
 
2012-10-01 09:54:57 PM  
A welcome addition to any and every rape kit.
 
2012-10-01 09:55:17 PM  
They didn't even try for the obvious...
www.i-mockery.com
 
2012-10-01 09:56:39 PM  

Jaws_Victim: I like it. I bus every morning for 45 minutes at 3am, I would use it.


You need dis. Link
 
2012-10-01 09:57:04 PM  

MBooda: It's a...snare...it's a...springe...it's a...
[america.infobae.com image 300x225]
[blog.zap2it.com image 277x360]


Ah, I was wondering how you were supposed to breathe. Still, you'd think that would make your head really hot.
 
2012-10-01 09:59:13 PM  
 
2012-10-01 09:59:13 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-01 10:00:13 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: [thenonist.com image 300x248]


It appears that someone's a**hole has fallen out.
 
2012-10-01 10:00:59 PM  
in the productivity obsessed american workplace, this would never catch on. they'd rather have you sit there bleary-eyed, bobble-headed, resorting to god awful office coffee, vending machine simulated food products and energy drinks. vastly preferable to compromise your health now, get a few more precious TPS report covers stapled and when you begin to suffer ill health consequences, let you go in a 'unfortunate but necessary' cost-cutting measure.

god forbid you should take 10 -20 minutes to close your eyes in peace and quiet, and not spend the dreaded 1:30-3:30 brain dead time zone attempting to resemble consciousness while not committing too many errors that will cost the company money to rectify at a later date.
 
2012-10-01 10:01:05 PM  
SecondGreatest
 
2012-10-01 10:02:12 PM  

mjjt: That would be too tempting a target for office pranksters

what you need is full shelter

[i50.tinypic.com image 533x653]..


t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-01 10:03:10 PM  
Link

Second Greatest
 
2012-10-01 10:04:01 PM  

MBooda: It's a...snare...it's a...springe...it's a...
[america.infobae.com image 300x225]
[blog.zap2it.com image 277x360]


Add some headphones and that may be useful on a plane
 
2012-10-01 10:04:03 PM  
Vagina was the greatest invention.

The second greatest is a toss-up between beer and pastrami.
 
2012-10-01 10:05:24 PM  
I don't know kind of looks like a disembodied uterus if you ask me.
 
2012-10-01 10:06:27 PM  
I saw, I wanted, and I pledged.
 
2012-10-01 10:07:20 PM  
HOLY shiat!!! I invented this last month "The Pillow Hat"! Basically modeled on an old leather football helmet but much much thicker with a fold up fleece eye mask. Dammit. Years ago, I also invented the Snuggie when I told my husband that I wished the blanket had sleeves and he said "You mean a robe?" Dammit. Double dammit!
 
2012-10-01 10:10:58 PM  
Oops!

That may be more NSFWish than it thought it was.

Where's the 'remove comment'?
 
2012-10-01 10:11:01 PM  
Here's an idea which is less likely to result in either ridicule or involuntary separation from employment:

www.vivarin.com
 
2012-10-01 10:15:00 PM  
This thing is stupid, and this is the second time at least that this piece of crap has made it on Fark in the last week, possibly the third.

Remind me again why there are admins here? It's not to pay attention to what they Greenlight.
 
2012-10-01 10:16:51 PM  
new? i dont think so.

also this just cause
www.filmaluation.com
 
2012-10-01 10:19:52 PM  
I hope it has a removable inside so I can wash all the drool out.
 
2012-10-01 10:20:21 PM  

Mugato: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Didn't Riker adopt this thing?

[i291.photobucket.com image 580x724]

[i291.photobucket.com image 365x274]

/SHUT UP... as in shut your mouth and stop talking

WTF was the alien in that episode? It looked like a costume they bought at Wal*Mart during Halloween.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 10:29:32 PM  
even better than this?

mychinaconnection.com

/i think not
 
2012-10-01 10:30:23 PM  
I think it looks pretty good. Who hasn't tried to sleep with their face on a table or something similar. Trouble is, as many have said, in the USA that would just get you fired in most jobs. I am lucky enough to have a job where I am allowed to sleep if the workload allows, which it often does.
Emergency vet, saving lives and taking names! I get to sleep at least enough to get me by for the next day probably 90% of the time.
 
2012-10-01 10:31:56 PM  

chookbillion: I think it looks pretty good. Who hasn't tried to sleep with their face on a table or something similar. Trouble is, as many have said, in the USA that would just get you fired in most jobs. I am lucky enough to have a job where I am allowed to sleep if the workload allows, which it often does.
Emergency vet, saving lives and taking names! I get to sleep at least enough to get me by for the next day probably 90% of the time.


Says everything, no?

;)
 
2012-10-01 10:34:17 PM  

mjjt: what you need is full shelter


An office prankster would enjoy anointing that desk with duct tape.
 
2012-10-01 10:34:32 PM  
Says nothing!
 
2012-10-01 10:35:01 PM  

MBooda: It's a...snare...it's a...springe...it's a...


That was perhaps one of the funniest scrolling moments of my life. Thank you for that!
 
2012-10-01 10:35:27 PM  
I have completely separated my life from any standard calendar, and I find your attempts to rejoin it hilarious.
 
2012-10-01 10:35:52 PM  
nosmarties.com
 
2012-10-01 10:36:45 PM  
Whoops. I mentally inserted a hyphen in that headline and am now somewhat dissapointed
 
2012-10-01 10:41:54 PM  
That's not a fleshlight.
 
2012-10-01 10:42:10 PM  
Someone finally invented the asshat?
 
2012-10-01 10:42:37 PM  
Um two words: Suffocation Lawsuit.

It'll happen. Some idiot will do it wrong and darwin himself. Then his family will get all sue-y.
 
2012-10-01 10:43:46 PM  
Jackhat next.
 
2012-10-01 10:45:00 PM  
79 posts and this hasn't been said yet?

"The official pillow of the Mitt Romney for President Campaign"

/Fark I am disappoint
//Either that or I've spent too much time in the politard tab
 
2012-10-01 10:46:34 PM  
If you're that tired at work, go sleep in your car on your lunch break.

I used to do it all the time.
 
2012-10-01 10:52:06 PM  
www.hispanicallyspeakingnews.com

It's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.
 
2012-10-01 10:55:02 PM  
First thought that came to mind...

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-01 11:06:30 PM  
Greatest invention ever? Uhm, no. That would be an instant beer machine that also felates me while I chug.
 
2012-10-01 11:14:16 PM  

Lone Star Tarheel: Greatest invention ever? Uhm, no. That would be an instant beer machine that also felates me while I chug.


Holy shiat, where can I get one of those and can it make cider!??
 
2012-10-01 11:21:57 PM  
Looks like it makes it much easier to face rape. Im going to hand them out too the hot girls at the office
 
2012-10-01 11:22:51 PM  

Gyrfalcon: If you're that tired at work, go sleep in your car on your lunch break.

I used to do it all the time.


Yeah, I used to walk out to my car, drive about a mile away, take a 20 minute nap, come back felt great.

Companies should reconsider naps, otherwise you'll find me awake but unable to do a damn thing.
 
2012-10-01 11:23:36 PM  
If it's anything like my sleeping through half my high school career, by the end of the day that thing will be a 50-pound dripping sponge of drool.
 
2012-10-01 11:25:16 PM  

buckler: If it's anything like my sleeping through half my high school career, by the end of the day that thing will be a 50-pound dripping sponge of drool.


Exactly, he needs to eliminate the mouth cover and then drool and being able to breath are not a problem.
 
2012-10-01 11:26:34 PM  
orangecow.org

/impressed
//brain still hurts
 
2012-10-01 11:37:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
"I'm too farking lazy, can I haz fired?"
 
2012-10-01 11:39:53 PM  

theorellior: mjjt: what you need is full shelter

An office prankster would enjoy anointing that desk with duct tape.


Please. This is exactly the reason I keep a package of 5 minute epoxy in my file cabinet.

/also fun for gluing random objects to the floor on slow days. Quarters, paperclips, fellow employees name tags, small woodland creatures. Whatever really.
 
2012-10-01 11:40:24 PM  

schubie: HOLY shiat!!! I invented this last month "The Pillow Hat"! Basically modeled on an old leather football helmet but much much thicker with a fold up fleece eye mask. Dammit. Years ago, I also invented the Snuggie when I told my husband that I wished the blanket had sleeves and he said "You mean a robe?" Dammit. Double dammit!


i think you are conflating conception and invention
 
2012-10-01 11:54:06 PM  
Try to sleep with something covering my head like that? I don't think so.
 
Skr
2012-10-01 11:59:24 PM  
I need airflow to sleep... that thing looks stifling.
 
2012-10-02 12:00:40 AM  
uploads7.wikipaintings.org

/Giorgio de Chirico's estate would like a word.
 
2012-10-02 12:04:00 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Sure, why NOT wear something that makes it easy to knock you out and haul you off to Gitmo without your even having to wake up?


The Shanghai Sleeper?

/yeah I spelled Shanghai properly
 
2012-10-02 12:08:57 AM  
This doesn't provide bacon, beer, or boobs. Ergo, not the greatest invention ever.

/The Three B's of Bestness
 
2012-10-02 12:09:07 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: That's not a fleshlight.


This is what I came in for.

/Or some combination of those words
 
2012-10-02 12:09:51 AM  
I could not find any mention of a Portal-To-Your-Bedroom, fraudmitter.

/not your bedroom either
 
2012-10-02 12:17:07 AM  

fjnorton: Looks like it makes it much easier to face rape. Im going to hand them out too the hot girls at the office


Face Rape, the new Meme!
 
2012-10-02 12:21:08 AM  

KrispyKritter: a crapload of the population has sleep problems. i truly hope this helps people. properly rested, they may one day wake up to the horrors. reality TV, excessive laws, high prices & unemployment and the incredible mess our so-called leaders in WashDC have created should inspire mass revolt and the streets will run red with blood.

sleep well everyone.


Holy shiat. Is it possible you have become more bitter and angry at the world? There is good out there too you know. Sheesh. 

///Wish I thought you were trolling.
 
2012-10-02 12:58:24 AM  
Subby is mentally challenged. Everybody knows the greatest invention ever is a car seat with options to pleasure you as you drive. One arm pops out between your legs, unzips your fly and whips it out, massaging you to a climax (works for either gender, actually except for females it reaches in). Another attachment is available for the male driver to catch the release.
 
2012-10-02 01:36:48 AM  
Funniest pics I've seen in a long time!
 
2012-10-02 01:54:47 AM  
scp-wiki.wdfiles.com

Don't blink.
 
2012-10-02 02:09:43 AM  
I don't know about this, subby. I'm thinking that someone using something like that at work might wind up being hauled out to the parking garage for a blanket party. And I'm thinking I might be inclined to participate.
 
2012-10-02 02:53:28 AM  
Man, where was this gem when I was trying to sleep off a hangover on the bus during my trip in europe??
 
2012-10-02 02:59:57 AM  
Agreed with many that at an office you'd get fired, but man I could have used one of those back in high school. Used to take naps out in the hall during my second lunch period (senior year was slow). Usually had to resort to using my backpack except during winter, when the parka was my choice pillow.

/ahhh... high school
//don't miss it.
 
2012-10-02 03:03:25 AM  
They make you take naps in primary school when you don't really want to and won't let you take maps as an adult when you really need one. As long as I get my work done why should it matter?
 
2012-10-02 03:17:44 AM  
 
2012-10-02 03:20:52 AM  

ladyfortuna: /ahhh... high school
//don't miss it.


You did it wrong. When I was 17 I had a hot girlfriend with big boobs who put out, a shiatty car (but it was a car!) and no responsibilities. It was the best year of my life.

/now 53, twice divorced, no girlfriend
 
2012-10-02 03:23:24 AM  

OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: /ahhh... high school
//don't miss it.

You did it wrong. When I was 17 I had a hot girlfriend with big boobs who put out, a shiatty car (but it was a car!) and no responsibilities. It was the best year of my life.

/now 53, twice divorced, no girlfriend


When I was 15, I (literally, in the room) watched my mom die of cancer, and my dad wasn't exactly an 'involved' parent. So... high school basically sucked.
 
2012-10-02 03:24:51 AM  
I would totally keep this in my car.

No, not for driving. But as a field tech I'm often driving all day and a 15-minute power nap in a parking lot does wonders for keeping me from nodding off at 60mph.
 
2012-10-02 04:14:46 AM  

jigger: Jaws_Victim: I like it. I bus every morning for 45 minutes at 3am, I would use it.

You need dis. Link


I like this even better since it has a less admiral ackbar feeling to it
 
2012-10-02 06:07:27 AM  
Sick of the saying already "video going viral"
 
2012-10-02 09:53:13 AM  

vice_magnet: Subby is mentally challenged. Everybody knows the greatest invention ever is a car seat with options to pleasure you as you drive. One arm pops out between your legs, unzips your fly and whips it out, massaging you to a climax (works for either gender, actually except for females it reaches in). Another attachment is available for the male driver to catch the release.


If by release you mean catapulted over the car into the windshield of the car behind me, then sold.
 
2012-10-02 10:03:56 AM  
Public wanking just got cozier.
 
2012-10-02 10:37:29 AM  

Valiente: Public wanking just got cozier.


Team it up with this and you have a winner.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-02 11:15:12 AM  
www.philebrity.com
 
2012-10-02 11:24:05 AM  
Am I seriouly in before "Don't fart in the Gimp suit" pic?
 
2012-10-02 02:03:53 PM  

vartian: I'm torn. On one hand, it looks amazingly comfortable and with my schedule I can see myself using it frequently. And even though it is large, I am rarely without a bag of some sort.

On the other hand, I'd like the pople who see me in public to occasionally entertain the idea of having sex with me.


Soooooo, you travel with subbys mom?

/had to be said
//hey! stop looking me like that
 
2012-10-02 02:07:18 PM  

slimfast: Not amused...
[jimmyprophet.files.wordpress.com image 393x640]


Is this from a movie? Because I totally want to see it if it is. It has the better than the Indy/Skull one.
 
2012-10-02 02:36:43 PM  

ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: /ahhh... high school
//don't miss it.

You did it wrong. When I was 17 I had a hot girlfriend with big boobs who put out, a shiatty car (but it was a car!) and no responsibilities. It was the best year of my life.

/now 53, twice divorced, no girlfriend

When I was 15, I (literally, in the room) watched my mom die of cancer, and my dad wasn't exactly an 'involved' parent. So... high school basically sucked.


Well, now I feel like a complete ass. Sorry your high school years sucked.
 
2012-10-02 04:16:59 PM  

vartian: I'm torn. On one hand, it looks amazingly comfortable and with my schedule I can see myself using it frequently. And even though it is large, I am rarely without a bag of some sort.

On the other hand, I'd like the pople who see me in public to occasionally entertain the idea of having sex with me.


This... thread over... lets all just go home...
 
2012-10-02 04:39:50 PM  

Baron Harkonnen: [scp-wiki.wdfiles.com image 850x694]

Don't blink.


Send in the Class D's.
 
2012-10-02 07:30:11 PM  

saturn badger: slimfast


From the 1960's Outer Limits series episode "The Architects of Fear".
 
2012-10-02 07:33:24 PM  

saturn badger: slimfast


BTW the "bear" (as production crews affectionally called the almost weekly monster) this guy scared the crap out of a 13 year old kid, namely me. Its still a little frightening.
 
2012-10-02 09:27:12 PM  

Linkster: fjnorton: Looks like it makes it much easier to face rape. Im going to hand them out too the hot girls at the office

Face Rape, the new Meme!


Do they make an Ostrich Pillow that looks like a facehugger?
 
2012-10-03 01:03:56 AM  

OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: /ahhh... high school
//don't miss it.

You did it wrong. When I was 17 I had a hot girlfriend with big boobs who put out, a shiatty car (but it was a car!) and no responsibilities. It was the best year of my life.

/now 53, twice divorced, no girlfriend

When I was 15, I (literally, in the room) watched my mom die of cancer, and my dad wasn't exactly an 'involved' parent. So... high school basically sucked.

Well, now I feel like a complete ass. Sorry your high school years sucked.


No, I'm sorry, I don't usually throw that one out there. I just get annoyed in general when people act like high school was no big deal and they got to live like a sitcom kid. I didn't mean to make you feel bad, just explain why it wasn't so great for me. I shouldn't post after midnight; much like a Gremlin...
 
2012-10-03 01:25:48 AM  

ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: /ahhh... high school
//don't miss it.

You did it wrong. When I was 17 I had a hot girlfriend with big boobs who put out, a shiatty car (but it was a car!) and no responsibilities. It was the best year of my life.

/now 53, twice divorced, no girlfriend

When I was 15, I (literally, in the room) watched my mom die of cancer, and my dad wasn't exactly an 'involved' parent. So... high school basically sucked.

Well, now I feel like a complete ass. Sorry your high school years sucked.

No, I'm sorry, I don't usually throw that one out there. I just get annoyed in general when people act like high school was no big deal and they got to live like a sitcom kid. I didn't mean to make you feel bad, just explain why it wasn't so great for me. I shouldn't post after midnight; much like a Gremlin...


It's ok. I didn't appreciate my high school years as much as I should have, and I sometimes forget there are people with legitimate reasons for not liking it. I hope things improved for you over time.
 
2012-10-03 01:48:32 AM  

OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna:

It's ok. I didn't appreciate my high school years as much as I should have, and I sometimes forget there are people with legitimate reasons for not liking it. I hope things improved for you over time.


Well every time I get down on how my life hasn't gone the ways I wish it had, I tell myself 'at least I'm not knocked up [abusive/bad situation-like], or in jail, or a junkie, or dead in a ditch somewhere', and my only major debts are relatively minor student loans. So it's gotten better, and it could be worse :D
 
2012-10-03 02:04:41 AM  

ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna:

It's ok. I didn't appreciate my high school years as much as I should have, and I sometimes forget there are people with legitimate reasons for not liking it. I hope things improved for you over time.

Well every time I get down on how my life hasn't gone the ways I wish it had, I tell myself 'at least I'm not knocked up [abusive/bad situation-like], or in jail, or a junkie, or dead in a ditch somewhere', and my only major debts are relatively minor student loans. So it's gotten better, and it could be worse :D


Wait. You didn't take out $100,000 in loans to get a degree in gender studies? WTF is wrong with you?
 
2012-10-04 03:22:57 AM  

OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna:

It's ok. I didn't appreciate my high school years as much as I should have, and I sometimes forget there are people with legitimate reasons for not liking it. I hope things improved for you over time.

Well every time I get down on how my life hasn't gone the ways I wish it had, I tell myself 'at least I'm not knocked up [abusive/bad situation-like], or in jail, or a junkie, or dead in a ditch somewhere', and my only major debts are relatively minor student loans. So it's gotten better, and it could be worse :D

Wait. You didn't take out $100,000 in loans to get a degree in gender studies? WTF is wrong with you?


Har har :P

~$16k for criminal justice AAS at a CC, which would have been fine if I didn't have a back injury. At the time I didn't think it would be that big a deal but it's gotten worse over the years, so... so long, intended career path. Now I'm trying to learn programming, and not particularly enjoying it. Database structure is kind of fun though. Overall, I just hate having homework at my age.
 
2012-10-04 03:15:07 PM  

ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna:

It's ok. I didn't appreciate my high school years as much as I should have, and I sometimes forget there are people with legitimate reasons for not liking it. I hope things improved for you over time.

Well every time I get down on how my life hasn't gone the ways I wish it had, I tell myself 'at least I'm not knocked up [abusive/bad situation-like], or in jail, or a junkie, or dead in a ditch somewhere', and my only major debts are relatively minor student loans. So it's gotten better, and it could be worse :D

Wait. You didn't take out $100,000 in loans to get a degree in gender studies? WTF is wrong with you?

Har har :P

~$16k for criminal justice AAS at a CC, which would have been fine if I didn't have a back injury. At the time I didn't think it would be that big a deal but it's gotten worse over the years, so... so long, intended career path. Now I'm trying to learn programming, and not particularly enjoying it. Database structure is kind of fun though. Overall, I just hate having homework at my age.


A good DBA can make a damn good salary so it's a decent career choice, assuming it's something you would enjoy. If you aren't going to enjoy that kind of work, you'll be entering into a special kind of career hell.

/include joke about analyzing my cross table JOINs here
 
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