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2012-10-02 12:09:07 AM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: That's not a fleshlight.


This is what I came in for.

/Or some combination of those words
 
2012-10-02 12:09:51 AM
I could not find any mention of a Portal-To-Your-Bedroom, fraudmitter.

/not your bedroom either
 
2012-10-02 12:17:07 AM

fjnorton: Looks like it makes it much easier to face rape. Im going to hand them out too the hot girls at the office


Face Rape, the new Meme!
 
2012-10-02 12:21:08 AM

KrispyKritter: a crapload of the population has sleep problems. i truly hope this helps people. properly rested, they may one day wake up to the horrors. reality TV, excessive laws, high prices & unemployment and the incredible mess our so-called leaders in WashDC have created should inspire mass revolt and the streets will run red with blood.

sleep well everyone.


Holy shiat. Is it possible you have become more bitter and angry at the world? There is good out there too you know. Sheesh. 

///Wish I thought you were trolling.
 
2012-10-02 12:58:24 AM
Subby is mentally challenged. Everybody knows the greatest invention ever is a car seat with options to pleasure you as you drive. One arm pops out between your legs, unzips your fly and whips it out, massaging you to a climax (works for either gender, actually except for females it reaches in). Another attachment is available for the male driver to catch the release.
 
2012-10-02 01:36:48 AM
Funniest pics I've seen in a long time!
 
2012-10-02 01:54:47 AM
scp-wiki.wdfiles.com

Don't blink.
 
2012-10-02 02:09:43 AM
I don't know about this, subby. I'm thinking that someone using something like that at work might wind up being hauled out to the parking garage for a blanket party. And I'm thinking I might be inclined to participate.
 
2012-10-02 02:53:28 AM
Man, where was this gem when I was trying to sleep off a hangover on the bus during my trip in europe??
 
2012-10-02 02:59:57 AM
Agreed with many that at an office you'd get fired, but man I could have used one of those back in high school. Used to take naps out in the hall during my second lunch period (senior year was slow). Usually had to resort to using my backpack except during winter, when the parka was my choice pillow.

/ahhh... high school
//don't miss it.
 
2012-10-02 03:03:25 AM
They make you take naps in primary school when you don't really want to and won't let you take maps as an adult when you really need one. As long as I get my work done why should it matter?
 
2012-10-02 03:17:44 AM
 
2012-10-02 03:20:52 AM

ladyfortuna: /ahhh... high school
//don't miss it.


You did it wrong. When I was 17 I had a hot girlfriend with big boobs who put out, a shiatty car (but it was a car!) and no responsibilities. It was the best year of my life.

/now 53, twice divorced, no girlfriend
 
2012-10-02 03:23:24 AM

OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: /ahhh... high school
//don't miss it.

You did it wrong. When I was 17 I had a hot girlfriend with big boobs who put out, a shiatty car (but it was a car!) and no responsibilities. It was the best year of my life.

/now 53, twice divorced, no girlfriend


When I was 15, I (literally, in the room) watched my mom die of cancer, and my dad wasn't exactly an 'involved' parent. So... high school basically sucked.
 
2012-10-02 03:24:51 AM
I would totally keep this in my car.

No, not for driving. But as a field tech I'm often driving all day and a 15-minute power nap in a parking lot does wonders for keeping me from nodding off at 60mph.
 
2012-10-02 04:14:46 AM

jigger: Jaws_Victim: I like it. I bus every morning for 45 minutes at 3am, I would use it.

You need dis. Link


I like this even better since it has a less admiral ackbar feeling to it
 
2012-10-02 06:07:27 AM
Sick of the saying already "video going viral"
 
2012-10-02 09:53:13 AM

vice_magnet: Subby is mentally challenged. Everybody knows the greatest invention ever is a car seat with options to pleasure you as you drive. One arm pops out between your legs, unzips your fly and whips it out, massaging you to a climax (works for either gender, actually except for females it reaches in). Another attachment is available for the male driver to catch the release.


If by release you mean catapulted over the car into the windshield of the car behind me, then sold.
 
2012-10-02 10:03:56 AM
Public wanking just got cozier.
 
2012-10-02 10:37:29 AM

Valiente: Public wanking just got cozier.


Team it up with this and you have a winner.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-02 11:15:12 AM
www.philebrity.com
 
2012-10-02 11:24:05 AM
Am I seriouly in before "Don't fart in the Gimp suit" pic?
 
2012-10-02 02:03:53 PM

vartian: I'm torn. On one hand, it looks amazingly comfortable and with my schedule I can see myself using it frequently. And even though it is large, I am rarely without a bag of some sort.

On the other hand, I'd like the pople who see me in public to occasionally entertain the idea of having sex with me.


Soooooo, you travel with subbys mom?

/had to be said
//hey! stop looking me like that
 
2012-10-02 02:07:18 PM

slimfast: Not amused...
[jimmyprophet.files.wordpress.com image 393x640]


Is this from a movie? Because I totally want to see it if it is. It has the better than the Indy/Skull one.
 
2012-10-02 02:36:43 PM

ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: /ahhh... high school
//don't miss it.

You did it wrong. When I was 17 I had a hot girlfriend with big boobs who put out, a shiatty car (but it was a car!) and no responsibilities. It was the best year of my life.

/now 53, twice divorced, no girlfriend

When I was 15, I (literally, in the room) watched my mom die of cancer, and my dad wasn't exactly an 'involved' parent. So... high school basically sucked.


Well, now I feel like a complete ass. Sorry your high school years sucked.
 
2012-10-02 04:16:59 PM

vartian: I'm torn. On one hand, it looks amazingly comfortable and with my schedule I can see myself using it frequently. And even though it is large, I am rarely without a bag of some sort.

On the other hand, I'd like the pople who see me in public to occasionally entertain the idea of having sex with me.


This... thread over... lets all just go home...
 
2012-10-02 04:39:50 PM

Baron Harkonnen: [scp-wiki.wdfiles.com image 850x694]

Don't blink.


Send in the Class D's.
 
2012-10-02 07:30:11 PM

saturn badger: slimfast


From the 1960's Outer Limits series episode "The Architects of Fear".
 
2012-10-02 07:33:24 PM

saturn badger: slimfast


BTW the "bear" (as production crews affectionally called the almost weekly monster) this guy scared the crap out of a 13 year old kid, namely me. Its still a little frightening.
 
2012-10-02 09:27:12 PM

Linkster: fjnorton: Looks like it makes it much easier to face rape. Im going to hand them out too the hot girls at the office

Face Rape, the new Meme!


Do they make an Ostrich Pillow that looks like a facehugger?
 
2012-10-03 01:03:56 AM

OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: /ahhh... high school
//don't miss it.

You did it wrong. When I was 17 I had a hot girlfriend with big boobs who put out, a shiatty car (but it was a car!) and no responsibilities. It was the best year of my life.

/now 53, twice divorced, no girlfriend

When I was 15, I (literally, in the room) watched my mom die of cancer, and my dad wasn't exactly an 'involved' parent. So... high school basically sucked.

Well, now I feel like a complete ass. Sorry your high school years sucked.


No, I'm sorry, I don't usually throw that one out there. I just get annoyed in general when people act like high school was no big deal and they got to live like a sitcom kid. I didn't mean to make you feel bad, just explain why it wasn't so great for me. I shouldn't post after midnight; much like a Gremlin...
 
2012-10-03 01:25:48 AM

ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: /ahhh... high school
//don't miss it.

You did it wrong. When I was 17 I had a hot girlfriend with big boobs who put out, a shiatty car (but it was a car!) and no responsibilities. It was the best year of my life.

/now 53, twice divorced, no girlfriend

When I was 15, I (literally, in the room) watched my mom die of cancer, and my dad wasn't exactly an 'involved' parent. So... high school basically sucked.

Well, now I feel like a complete ass. Sorry your high school years sucked.

No, I'm sorry, I don't usually throw that one out there. I just get annoyed in general when people act like high school was no big deal and they got to live like a sitcom kid. I didn't mean to make you feel bad, just explain why it wasn't so great for me. I shouldn't post after midnight; much like a Gremlin...


It's ok. I didn't appreciate my high school years as much as I should have, and I sometimes forget there are people with legitimate reasons for not liking it. I hope things improved for you over time.
 
2012-10-03 01:48:32 AM

OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna:

It's ok. I didn't appreciate my high school years as much as I should have, and I sometimes forget there are people with legitimate reasons for not liking it. I hope things improved for you over time.


Well every time I get down on how my life hasn't gone the ways I wish it had, I tell myself 'at least I'm not knocked up [abusive/bad situation-like], or in jail, or a junkie, or dead in a ditch somewhere', and my only major debts are relatively minor student loans. So it's gotten better, and it could be worse :D
 
2012-10-03 02:04:41 AM

ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna:

It's ok. I didn't appreciate my high school years as much as I should have, and I sometimes forget there are people with legitimate reasons for not liking it. I hope things improved for you over time.

Well every time I get down on how my life hasn't gone the ways I wish it had, I tell myself 'at least I'm not knocked up [abusive/bad situation-like], or in jail, or a junkie, or dead in a ditch somewhere', and my only major debts are relatively minor student loans. So it's gotten better, and it could be worse :D


Wait. You didn't take out $100,000 in loans to get a degree in gender studies? WTF is wrong with you?
 
2012-10-04 03:22:57 AM

OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna:

It's ok. I didn't appreciate my high school years as much as I should have, and I sometimes forget there are people with legitimate reasons for not liking it. I hope things improved for you over time.

Well every time I get down on how my life hasn't gone the ways I wish it had, I tell myself 'at least I'm not knocked up [abusive/bad situation-like], or in jail, or a junkie, or dead in a ditch somewhere', and my only major debts are relatively minor student loans. So it's gotten better, and it could be worse :D

Wait. You didn't take out $100,000 in loans to get a degree in gender studies? WTF is wrong with you?


Har har :P

~$16k for criminal justice AAS at a CC, which would have been fine if I didn't have a back injury. At the time I didn't think it would be that big a deal but it's gotten worse over the years, so... so long, intended career path. Now I'm trying to learn programming, and not particularly enjoying it. Database structure is kind of fun though. Overall, I just hate having homework at my age.
 
2012-10-04 03:15:07 PM

ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna: OgreMagi: ladyfortuna:

It's ok. I didn't appreciate my high school years as much as I should have, and I sometimes forget there are people with legitimate reasons for not liking it. I hope things improved for you over time.

Well every time I get down on how my life hasn't gone the ways I wish it had, I tell myself 'at least I'm not knocked up [abusive/bad situation-like], or in jail, or a junkie, or dead in a ditch somewhere', and my only major debts are relatively minor student loans. So it's gotten better, and it could be worse :D

Wait. You didn't take out $100,000 in loans to get a degree in gender studies? WTF is wrong with you?

Har har :P

~$16k for criminal justice AAS at a CC, which would have been fine if I didn't have a back injury. At the time I didn't think it would be that big a deal but it's gotten worse over the years, so... so long, intended career path. Now I'm trying to learn programming, and not particularly enjoying it. Database structure is kind of fun though. Overall, I just hate having homework at my age.


A good DBA can make a damn good salary so it's a decent career choice, assuming it's something you would enjoy. If you aren't going to enjoy that kind of work, you'll be entering into a special kind of career hell.

/include joke about analyzing my cross table JOINs here
 
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