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2012-10-01 09:59:13 PM
 
2012-10-01 09:59:13 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-01 10:00:13 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: [thenonist.com image 300x248]


It appears that someone's a**hole has fallen out.
 
2012-10-01 10:00:59 PM
in the productivity obsessed american workplace, this would never catch on. they'd rather have you sit there bleary-eyed, bobble-headed, resorting to god awful office coffee, vending machine simulated food products and energy drinks. vastly preferable to compromise your health now, get a few more precious TPS report covers stapled and when you begin to suffer ill health consequences, let you go in a 'unfortunate but necessary' cost-cutting measure.

god forbid you should take 10 -20 minutes to close your eyes in peace and quiet, and not spend the dreaded 1:30-3:30 brain dead time zone attempting to resemble consciousness while not committing too many errors that will cost the company money to rectify at a later date.
 
2012-10-01 10:01:05 PM
SecondGreatest
 
2012-10-01 10:02:12 PM

mjjt: That would be too tempting a target for office pranksters

what you need is full shelter

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2012-10-01 10:03:10 PM
Link

Second Greatest
 
2012-10-01 10:04:01 PM

MBooda: It's a...snare...it's a...springe...it's a...
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Add some headphones and that may be useful on a plane
 
2012-10-01 10:04:03 PM
Vagina was the greatest invention.

The second greatest is a toss-up between beer and pastrami.
 
2012-10-01 10:05:24 PM
I don't know kind of looks like a disembodied uterus if you ask me.
 
2012-10-01 10:06:27 PM
I saw, I wanted, and I pledged.
 
2012-10-01 10:07:20 PM
HOLY shiat!!! I invented this last month "The Pillow Hat"! Basically modeled on an old leather football helmet but much much thicker with a fold up fleece eye mask. Dammit. Years ago, I also invented the Snuggie when I told my husband that I wished the blanket had sleeves and he said "You mean a robe?" Dammit. Double dammit!
 
2012-10-01 10:10:58 PM
Oops!

That may be more NSFWish than it thought it was.

Where's the 'remove comment'?
 
2012-10-01 10:11:01 PM
Here's an idea which is less likely to result in either ridicule or involuntary separation from employment:

www.vivarin.com
 
2012-10-01 10:15:00 PM
This thing is stupid, and this is the second time at least that this piece of crap has made it on Fark in the last week, possibly the third.

Remind me again why there are admins here? It's not to pay attention to what they Greenlight.
 
2012-10-01 10:16:51 PM
new? i dont think so.

also this just cause
www.filmaluation.com
 
2012-10-01 10:19:52 PM
I hope it has a removable inside so I can wash all the drool out.
 
2012-10-01 10:20:21 PM

Mugato: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Didn't Riker adopt this thing?

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/SHUT UP... as in shut your mouth and stop talking

WTF was the alien in that episode? It looked like a costume they bought at Wal*Mart during Halloween.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 10:29:32 PM
even better than this?

mychinaconnection.com

/i think not
 
2012-10-01 10:30:23 PM
I think it looks pretty good. Who hasn't tried to sleep with their face on a table or something similar. Trouble is, as many have said, in the USA that would just get you fired in most jobs. I am lucky enough to have a job where I am allowed to sleep if the workload allows, which it often does.
Emergency vet, saving lives and taking names! I get to sleep at least enough to get me by for the next day probably 90% of the time.
 
2012-10-01 10:31:56 PM

chookbillion: I think it looks pretty good. Who hasn't tried to sleep with their face on a table or something similar. Trouble is, as many have said, in the USA that would just get you fired in most jobs. I am lucky enough to have a job where I am allowed to sleep if the workload allows, which it often does.
Emergency vet, saving lives and taking names! I get to sleep at least enough to get me by for the next day probably 90% of the time.


Says everything, no?

;)
 
2012-10-01 10:34:17 PM

mjjt: what you need is full shelter


An office prankster would enjoy anointing that desk with duct tape.
 
2012-10-01 10:34:32 PM
Says nothing!
 
2012-10-01 10:35:01 PM

MBooda: It's a...snare...it's a...springe...it's a...


That was perhaps one of the funniest scrolling moments of my life. Thank you for that!
 
2012-10-01 10:35:27 PM
I have completely separated my life from any standard calendar, and I find your attempts to rejoin it hilarious.
 
2012-10-01 10:35:52 PM
nosmarties.com
 
2012-10-01 10:36:45 PM
Whoops. I mentally inserted a hyphen in that headline and am now somewhat dissapointed
 
2012-10-01 10:41:54 PM
That's not a fleshlight.
 
2012-10-01 10:42:10 PM
Someone finally invented the asshat?
 
2012-10-01 10:42:37 PM
Um two words: Suffocation Lawsuit.

It'll happen. Some idiot will do it wrong and darwin himself. Then his family will get all sue-y.
 
2012-10-01 10:43:46 PM
Jackhat next.
 
2012-10-01 10:45:00 PM
79 posts and this hasn't been said yet?

"The official pillow of the Mitt Romney for President Campaign"

/Fark I am disappoint
//Either that or I've spent too much time in the politard tab
 
2012-10-01 10:46:34 PM
If you're that tired at work, go sleep in your car on your lunch break.

I used to do it all the time.
 
2012-10-01 10:52:06 PM
www.hispanicallyspeakingnews.com

It's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.
 
2012-10-01 10:55:02 PM
First thought that came to mind...

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-01 11:06:30 PM
Greatest invention ever? Uhm, no. That would be an instant beer machine that also felates me while I chug.
 
2012-10-01 11:14:16 PM

Lone Star Tarheel: Greatest invention ever? Uhm, no. That would be an instant beer machine that also felates me while I chug.


Holy shiat, where can I get one of those and can it make cider!??
 
2012-10-01 11:21:57 PM
Looks like it makes it much easier to face rape. Im going to hand them out too the hot girls at the office
 
2012-10-01 11:22:51 PM

Gyrfalcon: If you're that tired at work, go sleep in your car on your lunch break.

I used to do it all the time.


Yeah, I used to walk out to my car, drive about a mile away, take a 20 minute nap, come back felt great.

Companies should reconsider naps, otherwise you'll find me awake but unable to do a damn thing.
 
2012-10-01 11:23:36 PM
If it's anything like my sleeping through half my high school career, by the end of the day that thing will be a 50-pound dripping sponge of drool.
 
2012-10-01 11:25:16 PM

buckler: If it's anything like my sleeping through half my high school career, by the end of the day that thing will be a 50-pound dripping sponge of drool.


Exactly, he needs to eliminate the mouth cover and then drool and being able to breath are not a problem.
 
2012-10-01 11:26:34 PM
orangecow.org

/impressed
//brain still hurts
 
2012-10-01 11:37:46 PM
i.imgur.com
"I'm too farking lazy, can I haz fired?"
 
2012-10-01 11:39:53 PM

theorellior: mjjt: what you need is full shelter

An office prankster would enjoy anointing that desk with duct tape.


Please. This is exactly the reason I keep a package of 5 minute epoxy in my file cabinet.

/also fun for gluing random objects to the floor on slow days. Quarters, paperclips, fellow employees name tags, small woodland creatures. Whatever really.
 
2012-10-01 11:40:24 PM

schubie: HOLY shiat!!! I invented this last month "The Pillow Hat"! Basically modeled on an old leather football helmet but much much thicker with a fold up fleece eye mask. Dammit. Years ago, I also invented the Snuggie when I told my husband that I wished the blanket had sleeves and he said "You mean a robe?" Dammit. Double dammit!


i think you are conflating conception and invention
 
2012-10-01 11:54:06 PM
Try to sleep with something covering my head like that? I don't think so.
 
Skr
2012-10-01 11:59:24 PM
I need airflow to sleep... that thing looks stifling.
 
2012-10-02 12:00:40 AM
uploads7.wikipaintings.org

/Giorgio de Chirico's estate would like a word.
 
2012-10-02 12:04:00 AM

Gyrfalcon: Sure, why NOT wear something that makes it easy to knock you out and haul you off to Gitmo without your even having to wake up?


The Shanghai Sleeper?

/yeah I spelled Shanghai properly
 
2012-10-02 12:08:57 AM
This doesn't provide bacon, beer, or boobs. Ergo, not the greatest invention ever.

/The Three B's of Bestness
 
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