veedeevadeevoodee: [thenonist.com image 300x248]
mjjt: That would be too tempting a target for office pranksterswhat you need is full shelter[i50.tinypic.com image 533x653]..
MBooda: It's a...snare...it's a...springe...it's a...[america.infobae.com image 300x225][blog.zap2it.com image 277x360]
Mugato: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Didn't Riker adopt this thing?[i291.photobucket.com image 580x724][i291.photobucket.com image 365x274]/SHUT UP... as in shut your mouth and stop talkingWTF was the alien in that episode? It looked like a costume they bought at Wal*Mart during Halloween.
chookbillion: I think it looks pretty good. Who hasn't tried to sleep with their face on a table or something similar. Trouble is, as many have said, in the USA that would just get you fired in most jobs. I am lucky enough to have a job where I am allowed to sleep if the workload allows, which it often does.Emergency vet, saving lives and taking names! I get to sleep at least enough to get me by for the next day probably 90% of the time.
mjjt: what you need is full shelter
MBooda: It's a...snare...it's a...springe...it's a...
Lone Star Tarheel: Greatest invention ever? Uhm, no. That would be an instant beer machine that also felates me while I chug.
Gyrfalcon: If you're that tired at work, go sleep in your car on your lunch break.I used to do it all the time.
buckler: If it's anything like my sleeping through half my high school career, by the end of the day that thing will be a 50-pound dripping sponge of drool.
"I'm too farking lazy, can I haz fired?"
theorellior: mjjt: what you need is full shelterAn office prankster would enjoy anointing that desk with duct tape.
schubie: HOLY shiat!!! I invented this last month "The Pillow Hat"! Basically modeled on an old leather football helmet but much much thicker with a fold up fleece eye mask. Dammit. Years ago, I also invented the Snuggie when I told my husband that I wished the blanket had sleeves and he said "You mean a robe?" Dammit. Double dammit!
Gyrfalcon: Sure, why NOT wear something that makes it easy to knock you out and haul you off to Gitmo without your even having to wake up?
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