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(Some Guy)   This year's Miss Arkansas contestants. So, who wins the trophy for applying the makeup with a caulking gun, and who gets the ever-favorite "Who farted?" award? Bonus WTF: Painting E.T.?   (missarkansas.org) divider line 94
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2012-10-01 04:39:47 PM
16 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

I CARVED MY NAME INTO YOUR SKULL WHILE YOU SLEPT. NOW YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME FOREVER!
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:06:54 PM
14 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.
2012-10-01 05:15:51 PM
13 votes:
s16.postimage.org

I bet she's dating a guy who was home-schooled.
2012-10-01 10:14:10 PM
11 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
But, my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I love children!
2012-10-01 09:01:55 PM
11 votes:
I keep hearing "Black Hole Sun" playing in the background.
2012-10-01 04:49:02 PM
11 votes:
www.missarkansas.org 
imgs.mi9.com
2012-10-01 07:43:47 PM
10 votes:
www.thebrokeassbride.com
You've got it set on "whore"!
2012-10-01 08:55:30 PM
9 votes:

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


Every time she takes a dump, you gotta break out the plunger.
2012-10-01 06:21:38 PM
9 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

Whoa, put her back in, she's not done yet
2012-10-01 05:56:44 PM
9 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

Sharks got black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
2012-10-01 10:51:59 PM
7 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

malialitman.files.wordpress.com

Related?
2012-10-01 09:27:54 PM
7 votes:
My talents include walking on water and rising from the dead.

i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-01 09:33:53 PM
6 votes:
www.missarkansas.orglh6.googleusercontent.com
2012-10-01 06:23:43 PM
6 votes:

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


the toilet?
2012-10-01 09:19:42 PM
5 votes:
It's been said already but deserves a graphic representation
www.missarkansas.org
i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-01 05:03:49 PM
5 votes:
www.missarkansas.org
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?
2012-10-01 11:45:53 PM
4 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

Daughter of
cdn2.blogs.babble.com
2012-10-01 09:22:39 PM
4 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

This one, has a website. She used weebly to create it. My kid used weebly for school projects, in 3rd grade.

Here's her platform, in science fair form:

rebeccawheeley.weebly.com

Her platform, is encouraging people to drink water.  Seriously.
2012-10-01 09:19:30 PM
4 votes:
This is exactly why I won't have sex with anyone who appears to be under the age of seventy.
2012-10-01 09:12:38 PM
4 votes:
Where are the Asians?

i566.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 09:06:20 PM
4 votes:
Cybernetic


Smartest
Funniest

2012-10-01 08:55:30 PM

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

Every time she takes a dump, you gotta break out the plunger.


And in her heels she can land a standing upper-decker.
2012-10-01 08:55:27 PM
4 votes:
What the holy farking hell now? several are clearly men, some are actually deformed, and a couple dont appear to exist outside an inept photoshopper's nightmares.
2012-10-01 10:16:13 PM
3 votes:

ultraholland: gja: Please, PLEASE tell me the second is not a real live person.

if it makes you feel any better, she's dead inside.


i830.photobucket.com

Indeed.
2012-10-01 09:54:05 PM
3 votes:

itsfullofstars: Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com


images.paraorkut.com

Seriously. What the f*ck is that?


HideMonkey: Um, I don't get it. Care to explain?


From the "Black Hole Sun" music video:
marcodipasquale.files.wordpress.comimg.mediaspanonline.com

Scariest music video ever made.
2012-10-01 09:43:44 PM
3 votes:
Single Female Lawyer, this fall on Fox.

www.missarkansas.org
2012-10-01 09:34:51 PM
3 votes:
FTFA:

Miss North West Arkansas
A3 Sarah Gafvert
Age - 21
Hometown: Wichita, KS
Talent: Vocal "Let Me Be Your Star"
Platform: Health & Wellness for Prevention of Breast Cancer


extreme Northwest Arkansas - so northwest she's from another state!
2012-10-01 09:26:33 PM
3 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-01 09:13:59 PM
3 votes:

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


I'd clean her pipes, if you know what I mean
2012-10-01 09:02:40 PM
3 votes:
A12 is the only one that looks like a human being.

Pretty cute, actually. The others look like they were stamped out on a factory assembly line out of despair and daddy issues.
2012-10-01 08:59:13 PM
3 votes:
Ah-ha! I think I finally understand Bill Clinton's choice of women.
2012-10-01 06:03:49 PM
3 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

Crazy, and even comes with her own stripper name Miss Diamond Lakes.
2012-10-01 04:57:10 PM
3 votes:
Some of those girls are so airbrushed that their noses seem to have disappeared.

www.missarkansas.org 

www.missarkansas.org
2012-10-01 04:54:52 PM
3 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

Let's put a smiiiiile on that face!
2012-10-01 11:34:29 PM
2 votes:
You'd never know just from looking at them that they're all related.
2012-10-01 10:35:19 PM
2 votes:
Chelsy Jones
Miss (Look What Crawled Out Of) Lake Dardanelle
Age - 20
Hometown: Plummerville
Talent: Unhinging Jaw and Swallowing a Judlge Whole
Platform: Operation GIVE BACK - America's Duty
Website:

www.missarkansas.org
2012-10-01 10:14:50 PM
2 votes:

cannotsuggestaname: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

the toilet?


Three years and counting, she's the undefeated champion in the Harrison County Regional Chili Sh*t-Off.
2012-10-01 10:14:11 PM
2 votes:
This explains a lot about Bill Clinton.
2012-10-01 09:38:45 PM
2 votes:

jaytkay: GAT_00: Mock if you want, but she seems like a whole lot of fun.

Blues_X: I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.

Cyclometh: A12 is the only one that looks like a human being.

A Fark consensus is forming.

Is there online voting?


I dunno...'Norma - Miss Batesville' makes me think her mummy is rockin' upstairs.
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:35:09 PM
2 votes:

itsfullofstars: The natural look is so 2011, bring on the clown makeup!

[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

[ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com image 396x511]


HOLY SHEE-IT!
Please, PLEASE tell me the second is not a real live person.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2012-10-01 09:30:35 PM
2 votes:
Romney voters.
2012-10-01 09:28:48 PM
2 votes:

itsfullofstars: Here's her platform, in science fair form:

rebeccawheeley.weebly.com

Her platform, is encouraging people to drink water. Seriously.


She misspelled meat there!

/ No, I'm not twelve years old, why do you ask?
2012-10-01 09:22:26 PM
2 votes:
I wonder how many of them think that relaxing involves kicking back and gnawing on a phone book.
2012-10-01 09:11:12 PM
2 votes:

rickycal78: Dear god the amount of makeup, airbrushing and shoop in those pictures is enough to make a Playboy photo editor take notice.


i130.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 09:04:51 PM
2 votes:
All the blonde women immediately qualify for an on air job with Fox News.
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:04:04 PM
2 votes:

exick: www.missarkansas.org
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?


Apparently in dog years.
2012-10-01 09:00:57 PM
2 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

loved her in The Naked Gun
2012-10-01 07:23:35 PM
2 votes:
img809.imageshack.us
 
At first glance I couldn't tell if she had a nose.
2012-10-01 05:21:29 PM
2 votes:
wow, so that is how Adobe stays in business...
2012-10-02 03:41:35 AM
1 votes:

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


Her fallopian tubes are easily blocked.
2012-10-01 11:33:42 PM
1 votes:
www.baseball-statistics.com

Miss Three Rivers
C37 Courtney Welsh
Age - 18
Hometown: Jonesboro
Talent: Vocal
Platform: Prescription Drugs: Not for recreational Use
Website:
2012-10-01 11:31:11 PM
1 votes:

LeGnome: lizardbrain: LeGnome: I love how there are exactly one black, one Hispanic, and one Asian.

What - No Jews?

Crypto-Jews. They're the blonde ones.


Ah. That explains the noses.
2012-10-01 11:29:27 PM
1 votes:
Miss South Central Arkansas
A15 Jillian Bridges
Age - 21
Hometown: Magnolia
Talent: Vocal "If I Were a Boy"
Platform: Internet Safety - Being Safe in Cyberspace
Website:


OK, where are her nude pics?
2012-10-01 11:11:46 PM
1 votes:
Thigh gap and cameltoe as far as the eye can see.
2012-10-01 11:09:30 PM
1 votes:
209 comments and not one mention of the "Flute Solo" talent.

Fark, i am disappoint.
2012-10-01 11:07:18 PM
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.orgfbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
2012-10-01 11:02:06 PM
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

[malialitman.files.wordpress.com image 460x307]

Related?


Thank you, I thought Fark was slipping.
2012-10-01 10:59:34 PM
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

[malialitman.files.wordpress.com image 460x307]

Related?


*caw*
2012-10-01 10:49:12 PM
1 votes:
LOL...reminds me of that stupid commercial.... WE ALL BUNDLE

www.missarkansas.org
2012-10-01 10:48:51 PM
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

Lauren "Smiley Eyes" Howell
2012-10-01 10:45:06 PM
1 votes:

lizardbrain: ...Yeah, but can she clog?!?!?


I bet she BEEFS.
2012-10-01 10:44:03 PM
1 votes:

ultraholland:
www.missarkansas.org

she's great on SVU


All the PS work done here, and this girl can't even get her dirty-sanchez shadow removed
2012-10-01 10:34:19 PM
1 votes:
grinding_journalist: Indeed.

karisable.com

LOL, n00b
2012-10-01 10:30:07 PM
1 votes:
Real Dolls reunion party?
2012-10-01 10:16:57 PM
1 votes:

DeltaPunch: cannotsuggestaname: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

the toilet?

Three years and counting, she's the undefeated champion in the Harrison County Regional Chili Sh*t-Off.


Subtext, no?
2012-10-01 10:10:46 PM
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

From the TSG Mug Shot Roundup
i.cdn.turner.com

Supposedly the same girl
2012-10-01 09:57:57 PM
1 votes:
Mr. McGuire: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics.
Benjamin: Exactly how do you mean?
2012-10-01 09:55:56 PM
1 votes:
Hey, this ties in with the mugshot thread.
2012-10-01 09:45:56 PM
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

Yikes... that is a rough 20 years old. She's Lohan-ing herself.
2012-10-01 09:42:24 PM
1 votes:
gja: Please, PLEASE tell me the second is not a real live person.

if it makes you feel any better, she's dead inside.
2012-10-01 09:33:52 PM
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.org content9.flixster.com
2012-10-01 09:33:12 PM
1 votes:

DarwiOdrade: [www.thebrokeassbride.com image 400x300]
You've got it set on "whore"!


This is the reference I came for.
2012-10-01 09:32:07 PM
1 votes:
Is it me or do some southern girls just look like poor white trash? It's hard to pinpoint an exact facial feature though. Maybe the underbite. Or eyes too big/too close together. It's like it's different for each one yet many have the PWT look. I think that may be the most intriguing thing about these girls.

Don't get my wrong, I'm not saying they should refrain from sitting on my face. Just saying, ya know, if you are gonna go slumming, might as well be with one of the prettiest of the slack-jawed troglodytes.
2012-10-01 09:31:00 PM
1 votes:
The natural look is so 2011, bring on the clown makeup!

www.missarkansas.org

Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:29:56 PM
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.org
WARNING:VAMPIRE

www.missarkansas.org
STEPFORD WIFE

i45.tinypic.com
USES 50s magazines as a fashion guide
2012-10-01 09:29:35 PM
1 votes:

Cyber Dog: My talents include walking on water and rising from the dead.

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 200x200]


You wanna know how I know you work for the NSA?

I didn't think so.

;)
2012-10-01 09:25:22 PM
1 votes:

ultraholland: jaytkay: A Fark consensus is forming.

Aye.


Miss ArkanSASSY!
2012-10-01 09:20:06 PM
1 votes:
Fine breeding stock there.

(Which is what all of those contest are for.)
2012-10-01 09:16:42 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Mock if you want, but she seems like a whole lot of fun.


Blues_X: I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


Cyclometh: A12 is the only one that looks like a human being.


A Fark consensus is forming.

Is there online voting?
2012-10-01 09:15:30 PM
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

Want. Want a lot. It kills me that I am almost 100% positive that this gorgeous young lady either has the world's most annoying voice, or simply never stops talking. Maybe even both. Still, I'd probably pour molten lead into my ear canals if I thought I had a shot.
2012-10-01 09:12:15 PM
1 votes:

dofus: I call shenanigans. There aren't that many pretty girls in Arkansas.




If you can read this report to the optometrist asap your eyes are going if ya thought they were cute...
2012-10-01 09:11:50 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Where's that smile? Why aren't you smiling? What's wrong with you?

i.imgur.com

GOD DAMMIT
2012-10-01 09:11:45 PM
1 votes:

Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Let's put a smiiiiile on that face!


She's definitely using Joker Brand Products, not Brand X (OH NO!!)
2012-10-01 09:11:32 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Sharks got black eyes, like a doll's eyes.


When she bites in and takes half your assets, doesn't even seem to be livin'!
2012-10-01 09:11:00 PM
1 votes:
Lots o' wide, empty spaces in those T-zones ri'chair!
2012-10-01 09:08:52 PM
1 votes:

gja: [www.missarkansas.org image 202x300]

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.


"Pa, where is the gumb-mule today? My corn is poned..."
2012-10-01 09:08:40 PM
1 votes:

gja: [www.missarkansas.org image 202x300]

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.


TEEFS.
She's got 'em.
2012-10-01 09:06:01 PM
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

No contest.
2012-10-01 09:04:44 PM
1 votes:

exick: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?


Meth is a hell of a drug...
2012-10-01 09:02:38 PM
1 votes:
Plucky-plucky, Sharpie, bunny boilers.
"Hay, Y'all. I'm a fixin' ta read y'alls EEe-Males"

/They probably drop biscuit crumbs in bed.
//and by "biscuit crumbs," ah means dingle burries.
///None of them wipe front to back, I guruntee.
2012-10-01 08:57:24 PM
1 votes:
Dear god the amount of makeup, airbrushing and shoop in those pictures is enough to make a Playboy photo editor take notice.
2012-10-01 08:55:50 PM
1 votes:
I would have sex with all these white women.
2012-10-01 06:47:12 PM
1 votes:
i45.tinypic.com

Wonder who this one's daddy bribed....
2012-10-01 06:06:02 PM
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

This has been airbrushed more than a Playboy centerfold.
2012-10-01 04:58:38 PM
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.
 
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